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About this Episode
This morning the guys tried out a new game and it didnt completely bomb! We also asked what is one song that will make you a Kenny Chesney fan, learned how we are all connected to Wikipedia, talked work nightmares and Kelly and Bryan dont like to be hugged..
Transcript
We tried out a brand new game on the show today and I think it went pretty good.
Yeah, it didn't bomb like we thought it would.
Right, it always just takes a little tweaking and then we get it right.
That was a lot of fun though.
Also, you got one song to turn someone into a Kenny Chasney fan.
Those were great.
Ah, man, I love when we do that.
And then we also find out do you have nightmares about work?
Yes.
Lots.
I felt personal.
Uh, I feel attacked.
No, no, no, you brought it up.
You'll hear it right now in the podcast.
Man, I love technology.
I don't know about you.
Yeah, man.
You said it, brother.
Hey, show to you Brian Riley is up in here.
Hello, my name is Kelly Jordan.
And I'm here too, man.
Welcome to the button.
Push her if you will, the timer.
Yeah, the keeper of the time.
Although I don't, I don't really care how that timing system works.
It's so, it's so off.
I always try and time it so we hit the top of the hour right at six o'clock.
And sometimes it'll just decide, no, I'm going to extend this song
by four seconds and inside baseball.
It's that it is a little inside baseball.
But the system also times itself out to hit at a certain time.
Right.
So it'll, it'll slightly, slightly speed songs up or slow songs down.
Yeah, indistinguishable to the untrained ear.
Where's that guy?
Where's Matt?
Where's that Matt?
Yeah.
Are you see here?
Although sometimes you can tune in and be like, man, this song sounds fast.
It's because something went wrong.
It's trying to speed up to get to the end of the hour.
They switched over the system just to try to make us fail.
Yeah, man.
You're trying to watch us fall, Kelly Jordan.
Sabah tour.
I know.
Sabah tours.
Jokes on them were just slightly smart enough to figure it out.
Well, it's good to see Brian.
He'd do anything interesting yesterday.
What did I do?
No.
If you can't think of it, it must not have been that good.
No, yesterday was like my day to actually just relax because I'm busy today.
Yep.
Tomorrow Friday and Saturday and then Sunday's my only other day to see.
You're not going to the ratings party now on Friday.
No.
What the hell?
Okay, I made, okay, I made plans a long time ago.
From my friend saying they're going down to Diamond Joe's down in Iowa.
And we're going to go sports betting on the NCAA.
Well, that sounds like a scorcher.
That's a good time.
It is going to be a scorcher of a good time.
I get to watch basketball the entire day and drink some crown.
It's going to be awesome.
Everybody heads to Iowa when they're looking for a good time because I ain't no sports betting in Minnesota.
Once the fun happens in this day, I don't know if they're sports betting in North Dakota.
I don't think there is.
And they already got a house down in Iowa.
So I don't know what you want for me.
It's a two hour drive away.
I want you to go to the ratings party that they're throwing, that this company, that late in the broadcasting.
I pledge allegiance to that they're throwing for us on Friday.
Yeah, well, don't make it a last minute or deal.
How about you plan ahead of time?
These ratings came out like three months ago.
It was a while ago.
They came out three months ago.
What are we talking about?
Well, it takes a while to get everyone's schedule lined up.
I feel like I'm going to be the only one from the on air side who's going to be there.
I was talking to our friends from across the hall.
Yeah, they're not saying, hey, you guys go into the ratings party.
Oh, no, I got this going on.
I got that going on.
Yeah.
And then I always get the response.
I'm not spending my time on a work with the people I work with.
As if for some sort of mongoloids that you can't hang out with, I'm a damn good time.
Don't tell me you don't want to hang out outside of work.
I've brings to party.
You put people that always say they're a good time.
Oh, please.
Aren't always a good time.
Okay.
Please, dude.
These ratings came out like January 3rd.
You know, today is the 18th of,
that means this party was three months.
You could have texted me like the 5th of January like, hey, congrats.
We're going to throw a party.
Well, they did text it.
I mean, we got an email saying congratulations,
but it took a while to get the party together.
And I swear to God, I'm going to be the only on air person this to three months
to make a party at a breast rot.
But what are we talking about?
Maybe the owner needed to save up a little cash because he's buying beer and food
and everything else.
And I'm surprised you're passing up a free meal.
I got a free stay down in Iowa normally.
You don't do them.
You don't pass up before I don't.
And especially the chicken avocado sandwiches.
Oh, man, those are good, those were good, but it's Friday.
So everybody's going to look at you if you don't eat fish on Friday.
But you're not me.
I'm not Catholic.
I'm Lutheran.
I'll eat a big bloody steak.
I don't give two pops.
Good Lord.
Good Lord.
Look at me.
You're just standing on the stage over there.
Just slowly eating it.
I mean, Friday is going to be fun though, because you're going to have basketball on TV.
I couldn't care less.
The weather is going to be awesome.
The weather is going to be top notch.
But you also say you're not drinking.
I'm going to try not to drink.
Yeah.
You're going to have to.
I've been not drinking on Fridays and then waking up early on Saturday and putting
about seven miles on the treadmill.
I thought you were about to say and put seven of them down real quick in the morning.
I don't drink Friday night so I can drink Saturday morning.
Saturday morning when I get up.
I just pound seven quick before the kids get up.
Saturday is my son's birthday.
So we got a big plans for his birthday.
What he got going on?
Well, he's got robot.
So my son's on the robotics team.
Cool.
Which is, it is what it is.
And he's also in theater.
No.
Is robotics as cool as like they make a death trap machine and they try to kill all the robots?
Or is it like machines to do things?
Like you have to pick up a ball.
That's five pounds.
That's the ladder of the two that you just said.
And because we're kind of a poor, poor ur school.
Like our robot does not look like the other kids robots.
There's so many other robots.
Like did you guys build this at NASA?
Like what is this thing?
Toilet paper tubes using the arm cranking.
I will say this, our kids are the ones who put it to get no parent.
I mean, there's been like mentors who have been in there all the smarter dads.
Right.
Well, I feel stupid when I pick up my son.
I'm waving all these dads.
Like, yeah, I'm too dumb to help.
Hey, Kelly, you guys don't even play music, do you?
Can you go grab us some soldering items, please?
Yeah.
Help me my dad and the garage.
Can you hold the flashlight, Kelly?
You know what this is?
Yeah.
It's a rotary girl.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Knewton Rodder.
We're going to have some serious blinker fluid.
Look, the flange on that thing is a little loose.
I'm just saying.
Like, there's a dad who I really like and I think I'm not 100% sure, but I think that
their son and my daughter are maybe dating.
I'm not 100% sure.
But if they are, that's cool with me because the dad is like an IT coding, something or
other.
And he's like in there like coding the robot and all this stuff.
So he's like, where do you even begin to know how to do something like that?
You spent a lot of time.
I think about a career change, dude.
Yeah.
You think about a career.
If I were you at 33, I'd get the hell out of this business.
Well, how long until we get fired?
I don't know, man.
It might be at the, it might be at the ratings get together on Friday.
Hey, send me a text because I don't get text when we get ratings.
So you might as well just text.
Because no one thinks you care because you act like you don't care.
Well, because I can't, it's hard to care when nobody asks me.
Ask me.
You got to make the first move, man.
You want me to text people like, what's our ratings?
It texts me.
Well, I always text you anyway.
It texts me.
See, that's what I'm saying.
I'm waiting for the text.
Like, if it's that big of a deal, you're going to text me.
Right.
I'm associated with this bad boy.
You know what you are.
The fact that I have to come into work and people from across the hall know my numbers
before me.
Well, I got our numbers from our old boss before I got to work in Las Vegas now before
I got them from our boss who works here.
So I'm a big fan of this setup.
So we're three months past our ratings numbers for a party.
Well, yeah.
I'm sorry if this is boring, but we got a lot of ground to cover.
But it is a bummer that I'm going to be the only one from the on air side, probably
me and a few like part-time weakenders who are looking for a free meal.
Yeah.
I don't even know their name.
So I'll be like, hey, what's up, bud?
What?
Hey, pal.
Hey, remember how that happened?
It was those funny white people saying just start dropping a couple of those lines of
it.
Yeah, man.
Yeah.
You'll be fine.
You'll be fine.
You'll be fine.
I know.
I know a lot more people than you think.
And to be 100% honest, I do love the people that work here.
I love the owner of this company.
He's fun to talk to.
Everybody's like, oh, the boss.
I like the guy.
Yeah.
And I'm not kissing bud.
He told us he doesn't listen during the week.
So he's not going to hear this anyway.
Right.
And it works out well for us.
Anyway, this is a lot of inside baseball stuff.
But imagine you're going to a party and everybody that you would want to see there isn't
going.
Yeah.
That's the situation that I'm in on Friday.
You went some, you lose some.
Yeah.
We'll see how it goes.
You'll be fine.
You're going to have to be there at least an hour minimum.
Oh, I'll be there for an hour because the rule is you have to stay there for at least
as long as you drove.
Well, the funny thing is is that me and my wife had to completely rearrange our schedule
so I could go to this party thinking that, oh, everyone's going to be there.
I'm all about team building.
Right.
And it was like, yeah, I'm not going.
Yeah, no.
Hey, speaking of Midwest, though, I got an interesting one for you here this morning.
You ready for this?
Now, listen up.
And from the Midwest, which everybody listening to this is, unless they're listening to the podcast,
do you like hugs, Brian Riley, speaking of parties?
No.
Do you think that's probably because you've you're upbringing 100% I would imagine me to
100%.
I hate hugs as a matter of fact, I find I find them awkward.
I will.
I'll hug my children.
Right?
Yeah.
And my wife on occasion.
Yeah.
And that's about it.
I don't think in my dad's, but I never got a hug or hugged my dad.
Right.
Did your dad ever hug you?
No.
Okay.
No.
Did your mom ever hug you?
Yeah.
She probably did.
Yeah.
She was always the one to hug and then I would just do the one arm like, right?
You're hugging me.
Right.
It's awkward.
Yeah.
I remember maybe one hug from my mom, my entire childhood, which I'm, this is not a, this
not a pity party.
No.
I'm just trying to lay some groundwork for what I'm about to tell you.
My brother has started hugging me recently and it's been very weird.
Is he all right?
Yeah.
No, he's fine.
He's like, comes up and he hugs me and I'm like, I don't know if we're there yet.
Yeah.
We're brothers and I don't know if we're there yet for hugging.
Speaking of our old boss and the old co-host of the show, they used to hug me knowing
it would make my skin crawl.
Like it was like a punishment for me.
They would come up and hug me.
I'm not that uncomfortable with hugging, but I get where you're coming from.
But so let me tell you why I'm telling you this.
Okay.
There's a post now that's going viral saying that humans need for hugs a day.
What?
To avoid anxiety and depression.
I mean, I could believe that.
Or hugs the day would give me anxiety and depression.
If I knew I had four come in, I'd be like, one down three to go.
I don't get me wrong.
There's a time in a place for a good hug.
Yes.
There is definitely a time in a place for a good hug.
Yes.
On a daily basis.
Oh man, that's a lot of hugging.
I said, do we just have this personal bubble that we were born with in the middle of life?
My wife is a hugger.
Like my wife would hug my dad and my mom.
When my dad passed away and we came up from Texas for the funeral, I didn't even hug
my mom then.
My wife did.
Yes.
She hugged everybody.
But I was just like, hey, ma.
That was it.
That was it.
That was it.
That was the extent of, oh, my dad just died.
Oh, hey, mom.
Throwing up nucks to mom is at the funeral.
But my wife gave her a hug and was crying and my wife used to give my dad a hug all
the time.
I just, I don't have that gene.
All my people from the Midwest chime in.
Does anybody else feel that way where hugs are just?
No.
Yeah.
I think it's a, I think it's a normal thing.
I think it's a normal thing to be weirded up by hugging.
Now, it turns out a hug does a lot more than make you feel love.
Scientists say that hugging can help lower your cortisol.
That's like your stress hormone, right?
Yeah.
That's what gives you a belly and love handles.
All the things that gives you all that is I'm pulling my shirt tight.
You can see what I'm talking about here.
I thought that was the Oreos.
It's part of it.
Not all of it tells so I can keep eating them.
Yeah.
Go ahead, man.
If they make you feel as good as a hug, they do.
They really do.
Now, that's the body's main stress hormone, but it can even bring down your heart rate
and reduce your blood pressure to getting four hugs a day.
Sherry texting in, Kelly, I cannot believe you're not a hugger as an emotional person
you are.
I know.
Maybe that's why I'm so pent up and cry all the time because I don't release through
hugging.
Yeah, but I feel like if you did hug, you might cry.
That is true.
Like you just feel the sweet embrace of someone else's arms and just like if you're like
all your worries just wash over you.
That's the thing because imagine you're holding all that pent up, you know, emotion.
The second you feel a physical touch, it just comes out like a missile.
Now Justin said, I love hugs.
I literally told myself yesterday, just call me Olaf because I love warm hugs.
Justin, all right, man, you're the rare one.
No, but so the people that say they love hugs, do you love to give hugs or receive hugs?
I bet he loves it all.
Like are you the one that's initiating the hugging?
Well if you love hugs and you probably love to give them and get them, you got to give
to read, you can't, hey, an open hand can't give or receive in what I'm saying or a closed
hand.
That's how they say it.
If we ever did a truth or dare again, one of us would try to dare the other person to
hug the other person.
Could you imagine how weird that would be you and I trying to hug being that close to
each other?
Right.
People are finally texting it.
Maybe the texting was off this morning.
No, I think we were just being boring in the beginning of the show.
So it makes a lot of sense.
CJ is saying most people in my family and friend groups are huggers best ever.
Okay.
CJ hats off to you, man.
I've got some buddies that hug too.
Like a lot of my softball buddies that I've become really good friends with.
Yeah.
Very big huggers when we leave.
A lot of my friends in Texas are huggers.
But one of my best friends, we are the most Midwest when it comes to good buys.
Maybe ever.
Like instead of, we don't even say buy.
Well, we'll just be like, all right, well, I'm out of here and they're like, okay,
see you.
That's how we close out things because it's so awkward for us to think about hugging.
That's going to be me at the ratings party on Friday.
I'm just going to dip out.
Where did Kelly go?
Oh, no.
Yeah.
That should be your goal.
I finally Ryan texting in.
I feel your pain.
A new group of guys, 20s, 30s do a man hug way too much, too much man touching for me.
It's not even about who's hugging me.
Like it could be somebody else.
Like somebody I've just met.
Like if your wife hugged me, I'd be like, what are we doing here?
Yeah.
I'll tell her I'll make sure that she does.
Hug her back, but I'm just more like, I, she'd just be happy to see another Mexican in
the Midwest.
There's two of us.
Ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha.
Ah, look at Beckett texting in.
I love hugs.
Well, depending on who the other person is, if they, if, if I don't like you, don't
touch me.
Well, yeah, it's got to be consensual.
Right.
Which with me, a hug is never consensual.
Just going around.
Now, what if someone, instead of a hug, they did the, they did like the Italian thing
and they kissed your cheeks.
Oh, God.
They came out, gave a little smooch on the, I'm ending that friendship because they
immediately, they just grabbed the back of your head and they give you a smooch on
both sides.
I couldn't, I couldn't be Italian for that reason strictly because I couldn't do the,
I couldn't do the thing.
Like I watched that on the, I watched that on the, that's a prank.
I was, what's the other one?
The movie.
God, Godfather.
Godfather.
It's not on the Godfather.
You see that a lot.
They're just kissing each other on the cheek.
It's just, it's funny.
I mean, my wife will be like, sometimes I just need a hug like when she's not feeling
right.
And I'm like, I, it doesn't even like register in my brain and how that could possibly
help somebody.
Right.
When she's like, sometimes I just need a hug from you and I'm like, and then like, I'm
all like stiff back and like bending, I look terrible doing it because well, the height
difference is there too.
Like my mom is 411.
Yeah.
She comes up to the armpit.
My wife is about five foot, maybe 412.
Yeah.
So it's just more of like a, I almost feel like it's a buddy buddy thing.
A little side of it.
Like the way I hug her, like where my arm, it's around her neck.
So I feel like I'm so close to choking her out and then giving her a nookie.
The way that she hugs me.
Oh, man.
Well, I think I'm wrong because we're learning that people in the Midwest do like to hug.
Maybe it's just like once you became an adult, I don't know.
I never got that gene, man.
Hugger and hugger family from Don, like my, I have on to our huggers, though.
And I don't, I don't get how, I just don't get how it happens.
I don't know.
It's got to be from the parents.
Anyway, all right.
Should we do some history, Brian?
Let's go.
Hi, I'm shocked how many people are texting in.
Yeah, I would have felt the Midwest would have had a few more lack of huggers.
Look at Don's text, hugger and hugger family.
Also a teacher, many kids choose to hug or side hug over a fist bump or high five at the end of the day.
I love that.
They always have the option of no physical contact, right?
Of course, just like waving goodbye.
Man, that's cool.
That the kids would love their teacher.
Remember we were talking about how we know that some teachers don't like.
Their students, it's amazing that students would want to give the teacher a hug.
I love that.
That's cool.
All right.
Let's do some history real quick, Brian.
It was on this day all the way back in 1850.
The American Express Card.
Don't leave home without it.
American Express started back in 1850, but they wore a credit card back then.
It's kind of interesting.
They were originally like just a mail service.
So they would deliver like packages and stuff.
American Express.
Oh, really?
Which kind of makes more sense.
The name American Express.
But they also, I mean, talk about being smart.
They knew that they could deliver more goods and services.
If they could give stuff to people on credit.
So that's how the whole credit thing started and that crazy.
Like they were sitting there thinking like, okay, people can't afford stuff.
Let's give it to them on credit.
That way we can keep the mail side of things going.
And now we also, people owe us money.
You ever seen a black card?
No.
I'm not in person.
No.
Have you?
Once.
Who was it?
I don't know who it was.
It was a guy next to me at the bar.
He busted one out and I went, oh my.
Hello.
I went good for you, dude.
Yeah.
Honestly, if you can get a plug, they'll say just for the look of them.
Yeah.
I've only heard of it.
It isn't.
There's no credit limit.
But don't you have to pay it off every month or something like that?
Yeah.
I wonder why you wouldn't even use it then.
I don't know, but they are cool.
Yeah.
That's out of my league.
It was on this day in 1961.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
The Pillsbury Dolphoy was introduced on this day in 1961.
But Pillsbury began all the way back in 1869 in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
Really?
Yes, it sure did.
Oh, geez.
Excuse me.
Sorry.
At one point.
Sorry.
It just came out.
There was no warning on that burp.
Uh-uh.
At one point, it was the largest milling operation in the entire world.
Got it.
Many amplices to kick ass and now it's just disgusting.
Now it was the, uh, big Dolboi thing from Ghostbusters.
Was that based up to Pillsbury Dolboi or the Michelin man?
I think that was a stay pup, more of the stay puff marshmallow.
Wait, was that the name of it?
Stay.
That's what I thought it was.
Right.
I don't know what it was supposed to be because it looked, it looks like the Pillsbury
Dolboi.
It does.
So maybe it was.
I don't know, Brian.
Do your own research.
Head to the library.
Do some research.
I'll head to the Google machine.
It was on this day in 2018, our 2017 Chuck Berry passed away on this day in 2017.
You know, yesterday we were talking about liking different types of music.
Sometimes I'm in a Chuck Berry mood while I will listen to his 40 greatest hits all
in a row.
We're going to play this funny thing the other day though about how all Chuck Berry songs
start out exactly the same.
Yeah.
So I grabbed it this morning here and checked it out.
I thought it was funny.
Maybe it's, why are we talking about artists from the 60s, but here's every Chuck Berry
song that starts out kind of the same.
Three different, four different, so.
Everyone.
That one's a little different.
There.
The creativity on this.
Yeah, man.
Insane.
I don't know.
I mean, Chuck Berry was a really good guitar player, but I love Chuck Berry.
But it was on this day that he passed away in 2017.
It was funny.
You're saying that you've been really into, you get into those Chuck Berry moods.
Yeah.
I've been getting into shaggy lately.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
That's interesting.
Love me.
Love me.
Oh, yeah.
Would Jenny Jackson?
No, it's.
I know I'm a Jen and Jackson.
Samantha Cole, I think is what I saw.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
You're right.
Oh, boy.
Yeah.
I've been absolutely ripping that stuff.
That's a jam.
On the jumbo speaker we have at home.
And I was walking by my house and I'm singing that song while I'm doing my dishes.
It's probably like.
Mine's business.
Mine's business.
What's going on in that house?
All right.
And then celebrating some birthdays today.
One of the greatest back in the day.
Yeah.
Let me tell you something.
Why women, you win 99.9% of all fights.
And I'll tell you why right now.
Here it is.
Because you are mental terrorists.
Dang Cook, back in the day, man, was hilarious.
Do you know how old he is today?
Oh, he's real old.
Because I don't know about real old, but.
Well, I'm sorry.
Well, is he 50?
He's over that.
Is that your guess?
55.
Ah, you're close.
54 years old today.
He's just real old because I think is he married to like a 23 year old or something?
Maybe.
Maybe something like that.
Also, his classic surgery was.
It was bad.
It was real bad.
I feel bad for him, man, because he just got destroyed.
Yeah, he got robbed by his own brother.
Yeah, he lost like tens of millions of dollars.
And then the cool story is though with his last like $900,000 he had or something like that.
He rented out a stadium in California and like put on his own special and made like.
Three million off of that and whatever like.
His story is pretty cool.
What he's done, but I feel bad because he just got destroyed.
And people are ripping him for plagiarism.
Yeah, which all comedians have jokes that are similar.
I always go back to the one where when back when Trump ran for president the first time.
Sure.
And he was talking about, you know, we're going to make Mexico build the wall.
I know he's like, we're going to build a wall.
No, we're going to kick out all the Mexicans and then build a wall.
Yeah.
And everyone's like, well, if you kick out all the Mexicans, who's going to build the wall?
Like every comedian did that joke.
Right.
Every single one.
So I kind of look at Dinkook the same way.
Sure.
Also celebrating a birthday today.
Someone I have mad respect for.
The season captain has completely lost his mojo.
Oh, no!
Now, his fragile self-esteem is at an all time low.
Mike Rowe celebrating a birthday today.
Host of dirty jobs.
Obviously, narrator for the deadliest catch.
Dirty jobs is a crazy show.
Oh, I love dirty jobs.
It's on Hulu, man.
I'm still watching it.
I'm going to say he's probably like 64.
Oh, man.
Right on the money with that one this morning.
Nicely done, Brian Riley.
All right.
We need to get a question going today in the Golden Ring of Games.
A man I'd love to get a winner, Brian.
Me too.
Well, what's the question?
The question is 60% of women say this is a turn off when a man does this.
Hmm.
What could it be?
3, 2, 1, 6, 5, 6, 9, 4, 5, 3.
Good morning.
Who's this?
Yeah.
It's Ryan.
Ryan, what's crack-a-lacking?
Well, you know, just jiving here this morning.
Yeah, man.
Jiving.
All right.
Do you say jiving or driving?
Jiving.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Jiving or driving?
Yeah.
You should have seen the look on Kelly's face.
All right.
All right.
Come on, job turkey.
What is the answer this morning?
Oh.
Is it chewing tobacco?
Oh, chewing tobacco.
That's a good one.
In the Midwest.
No, it's not chewing tobacco.
Maybe elsewhere.
I feel like it's a standard in the Midwest.
A lot, isn't it?
Especially around here.
But no, that's not the answer, man.
Oh, man.
You fellas have a good day then.
Ryan, you do the same, my friend.
All right.
All right.
Good morning.
Who's this?
Mid-Nate.
Nathaniel.
What's going on?
It's going on, my guy.
Hey, man.
We're just sitting here waiting on you to give us the right answer.
Ooh.
Is it break about themselves?
Oh, boy.
That is a tough one.
Talk about what happens a lot in the Midwest, too.
That is a go.
But it's not what I'm looking at.
Oh, man.
Sorry about that one, Nate.
Yeah, no problem.
Give it one, sir.
All right, Brian.
Clearly, we need a hit, man.
All right.
So 60% of women say this is a major turn off when a man does this.
It's a gesture.
Okay.
Towards them.
In a way that they find you attractive.
Oh, okay.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Sorry about that one, Nate.
Yeah.
No problem.
Give it one, sir.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
It's a gesture towards them.
I get it.
But it's not anything inappropriate or anything like that.
3, 2, 0, 6, 5, 6, 9, 4, 5, 3.
Let's see if we can't get a winner.
Come on.
Who this?
This is Tim.
We got ourselves a sausage party going on.
Yeah.
It's been all dudes so far.
Tim, what's going on, man?
Do you got an answer for us?
Yeah.
Is it play video games?
Vigia games.
Vigia games.
It is not playing video games.
Oh.
Good guess, though.
Sorry about that one, Tim.
All right.
Have a good one, sir.
Thank you.
You too.
Good morning.
Hello.
Who's this?
Brad.
Brad.
The sausage party continues.
Yeah.
Brad.
Brad.
Do you have an answer for us, Brad?
It is a whistling.
Whistling.
Whistling?
Yeah.
It is not whistling.
Shoot.
That's what I thought it was, Brad.
Me too.
Yeah.
Damn.
Well, thanks for the call, Brad.
Not a problem.
You have a good day.
You too.
All right.
We got time for one more.
Is it going to be a sausage party?
Good morning.
Who's this?
This is Mark.
Yeah.
Because dreams come true.
Six.
We got a six pack of sausages this morning.
It was all dudes.
Mark, come on.
Do we only have time for you?
Do you have an answer for us?
It would be a negative.
Be a negative.
Being negative.
Being negative.
Not the correct answer.
Not good yet.
Not good yet.
Sounds good.
All right, man.
Thanks for being the last sausage in a six pack.
All right.
All right, Brian.
No one got it today, man.
That's crazy.
Six out of ten women say it's a major turn off when a man winks at them.
Really?
Winking is not allowed.
Okay.
I guess I can understand that.
It's kind of creepy, right?
Especially if you say something that you think is smooth and then you drop a wink afterwards.
There's sometimes, when a person can wink and it's right on time and it works.
It's a very rare occasion.
Yeah.
Trish texted in the correct answer.
You got to call in.
When someone's like joking around with you and they give you a quick wink like that,
I don't know.
I always think that's kind of a cool wink.
That's a cool wink.
If someone like kind of razzes you a little bit, then gives you a wink.
It's like, aw, he's messing with me.
Aw, for cute.
If you're talking about it, I got some big news.
We're talking about it.
Turn it up.
Here's what's trending on the Kelly Jordan show.
So Luke Holmes was on a podcast and they were talking to him about,
has he ever been approached to do the Super Bowl halftime show?
Have you been pitched the Super Bowl halftime show?
I feel like that just makes too much sense.
No, never have.
Never have.
I mean, gosh, I don't even know how it even, how does that even happen?
I don't even really know.
How does that happen?
I've been in discussion about like, there's been no real country stars that perform since like 94.
I mean, there's been a couple of appearances.
You know, the thing with halftimes and stuff like that.
So anyway, he's saying it's time for a country music halftime show.
The last time it happened was in 2003 with Shania Twain.
Really?
Yeah.
So 23 years ago was the last time we got a country music halftime show.
And you would think like football and country music would just kind of go hand in hand.
It feels like you would think.
But maybe I'm wrong.
I could be wrong.
I've been known to be wrong in these types of situations before.
Here's the one thing I always say about Luke Holmes though.
Yeah.
As much as I do love Luke Holmes, I love him.
You can say it because I know what you're going to say.
He's the most boring entertainer.
Boring.
He's so boring on set.
Helen did his all help.
He is.
Can write maybe better songs than I can't think of a better songwriter.
Well, I've seen I think four different podcasts from him.
He's a very funny dude.
Like he's a cool guy.
He just doesn't have that stage charisma.
Yeah, he's just not like that's just not his stick.
And he's okay to say.
And he's admitted it too.
He's like, I'm not going to be the guy that's going to go out there and.
Well, he never even wanted to be a performer.
He just wanted to write songs.
That's all he wanted to do.
But then he felt like no one was singing his songs as good as he could.
And bought a boom by the Bing.
We now have Luke Holmes is one of the best artists in country music.
I think it's okay to say that some artists are boring because he was on a podcast recently.
And he was like, dude, I have to compete against Riley Greene.
I got to compete against all these good looking dudes like Chase Rice.
All these guys that are good looking.
Yeah.
And he's like, then there's me.
Like I have to be good at singing.
Which again, it makes sense when he does his performing.
He would be awesome to see in like a thousand person venue, you know, where it's like.
It's not meant to be like a music festival or whatever.
That's where his music would real in my humble opinion.
That's where his music or even a five thousand person venue or even a stadium.
Because let's be honest.
I mean, his music itself is fantastic.
Oh, it's amazing.
It's different.
That's why I feel bad saying that.
But we were.
I wasn't you and I were together one time in a concert like, man.
Can we have one upbeat song, Luke?
I went to I went to Luke Holmes with with wood.
Oh, you cheater.
Was that win stock?
And you never stayed long enough for those ones anyways.
And we said we both were like, let's go listen to it at the campsite.
Because we get the same experience.
Yeah.
All right.
So you have you are pro kill the internet.
I'm sick of it.
I hate the internet.
You are pro kill AI.
Kill the people who created AI want to kill AI.
Right.
Because it's it's not a good thing.
They know that they did.
They know they done messed up.
And I keep hearing this thing about data centers, which I don't know what a data center is.
I'm terrified to know what a data center is.
It's what gives us AI.
It's these giant.
Yeah.
Essential essentially computers.
Yeah.
We got to start bombing those bad boys because now they're turning it up a notch.
And they're making it like Fort Knox to get in there, which terrifies me why they're doing this.
Because it sounds like new reports say there are some data centers are going to be protected by robot dogs.
Which is basically a four-legged robot, the size of a large dog that can control fences, inspect equipment,
and flag any issues before they turn into costly outages.
This all needs to stop.
This is eye robot.
Do by the way, each dog 175 to $300,000.
Oh, we.
And at some point they're going to put a mouth on that thing.
They're going to put guns on that thing.
Lasers.
Lasers, tasers.
Yeah.
Blazers, whatever it might be.
Everything.
All of it is going to be on there.
Now this is where things get even weirder.
Because there are some data centers that are using human blood stem cells, like neurons,
from human blood stem cells to run their data center.
Think about that.
We're talking about using human blood to run technology.
What?
What are we doing?
I can't even wrap my brain around what that means.
Right.
Isn't that like the craziest thing you may have ever actually heard?
Did you ever, I think I talked about this.
And maybe it's just me one time when they taught stem cells how to play chess.
Like they somehow, I don't, they put them in a ooze or something like that.
Oh, I think you, I do remember this.
And they connected like probes to the stem cells.
What are they playing pong?
Maybe it was pong.
It was pong.
It was pong.
It was a very rudimentary video game.
Yeah.
But it was being played by stem cells.
Right.
Right, dude.
And they're talking about running human stem cells running.
Has anyone not seen iRobot?
Have we not talked?
We brought this up numerous times.
Dude, iRobot would be a pleasure compared to what we're in for.
It's, it's over, dude.
It is over.
Do yourself a favor, take your phone.
Flush it down the toilet.
Hide your kids, hide your wife.
You can't hide your wife.
Flush it down the toilet because yeah.
We're in for a rude awakening in the next few years.
All right.
Here we go.
Sorry, I just spilled energy powder all over myself.
Way to be professional.
Yeah, it really stinks.
Anyway, Brian Riley.
Yeah.
Sometimes what you and I will do here on the Kelly Jordan show is pick an artist.
And we tell people you got one song to turn someone into a fan of that artist.
All right, today we have chosen Ken Ches.
Kenny Chesney.
Ken Ches.
Got a lot of hits out there because we always try to do artists that have a ton of hits.
Right.
And I can't think of someone more fitting than Kenny Chesney.
Right.
So do you want to go first or do you want me to go first with my one pick if I'm trying to turn someone into a Kenny Chesney fan?
I'll go first.
All right.
I'll go first.
So I was trying to figure out I wanted to narrow it down.
I wanted to find the right Kenny Chesney song.
Okay.
And this was...
What made you land on...
What made you land on this one?
I think of it because it's just a fun song.
It's upbeat.
And it's something that when you listen to music, me specifically, the windows have to be partially down.
Yeah.
Right.
You want to cruise and this is where you listen to it.
Or if you're like doing dishes and you got the music on.
Yeah.
This is my song right here.
Kenny Chesney.
That's awesome.
And anybody that, you know, lived a wild life in college.
You know what my...
That's exactly what it's like.
Well, my friend was 23, his dad passed away and he got a nice chunk of money.
Yeah.
So he bought a house.
And no one...
No single guy should have a house.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And if you need like a single guy, you should have a house at 20 or 23 because there was a constant.
We used to have to buy a kege.
To put in our refrigerator at that house.
It was just a constant喜歡Ly to everybody and that's what that song reminds of.
It's just constant having to go buy a kege every week.
You guys probably run a muck ifhoo.
I'll tell you that was some moments that I am.
Never ever going to repeat this.
Oh!
I mean I may be telling you, but they...
It is.
...occuiting me and making it onto the air.
Now.
Okay.
So I picked Kenny Chesney's song by I've got one song to turn someone into a fan.
I feel like this just encompasses like everything about Kenny Chesney because it's got kind of a boat feel to it
And a vacation feel to it. It's good lyrics. It's nostalgia. Okay. Good music. I chose for my song Kenny Chesney. I go back
I love this song
Mary one heck yeah, I mean, this is just a good song. It is such a good song. I love this song
Especially as you get older and you start to have those moments where songs bring you back
It's kind of like my next 30 years with Tim McGraw. Yes
It's another one. We're like after you hit a milestone you go back and you listen you're like
You nailed it on that. It's kind of right about half that stuff now
We got some text pouring in right now a lot of text rolling in trying it to as many as we can if we don't get you
Oh shoot, there was a birthday shout out that I wanted to give that oh crap
We got too many texts coming in now dang it. Oh, I found it. Okay. Can we get a birthday shout out to Maddie?
Otherwise known as mad dog. She's starting four years old today
She's so excited about her birthday. Please. And thank you. All right
I just wanted to get to that because I was supposed to do it during what's trending and I forgot dang it
Well, hey happy birthday mad dog and the text are pouring in now
So I got one from Cindy right here. Are you ready for this one? Yep Cindy takes it in this morning
She has one song turned someone into a Kenny Chesney fan. Here's what she's going with
Born in the USA American kid. I do like this one
We haven't heard from Kenny Chesney in a while. Have it. Hey, just out in the he's just out in the Pacific or Atlanta
We some one of the oceans just floating. There's two Kenny Chesney songs. I love that we're not hits at all
Down the road is one. Okay, and a better boat build a better boat. That's a nobody likes that song
No, nobody knows that song. Nobody likes build a better boat. Oh, how about this one?
Kenny Chesney. This is from Liz. Uh, she got it all. Oh, heck yeah, that's it
Yeah, I'm writing it. Oh, my heart, my soul. I wish it's all of my love
My heart's my kisses
It's a good pick right there if you only got one song to turn someone into a fan right there
I think Kelly is 100% right when it comes to this one as well. What's that? She has a song. Okay, summer time
Kenny Chesney. Oh, yeah, I'm listening to that song without smiling. She says
Parkman is back in gear. I don't vote tonight. I want some warm weather
Well, that's kind of why we pick Kenny Chesney because it's supposed to start warming up a little bit. Yeah
His concerts are always so much fun too. I bet they are. I've never been to a Kenny Chesney Joe
I think he did he do two at target field. I think I've gone a I've got a one at target field and it was all
venue for it outdoors. Oh, it was awesome. The weather's warm. It was fantastic
But I had the spot that was right underneath the the second level. Okay, so then if it did rain
I wasn't gonna get wet. It was a it was pretty ideal seating. I look here
We got a first-time texture seven seven six three area code text us in your name
So we know who you are because they texted in this song for if you got one song to turn someone into a Kenny Chesney fan
I couldn't like turn 16 and drive all the boys around
Never wanted nothing more
That truck and every time we do this I usually end up listening to this artist on the way home
Because I'm like, oh, I forgot about that one. I forgot about that one
You could just put on the Kenny Chesney playlist and just wait for a while as both music right there. It'll be good to go
All right, so let's keep the calls and text coming all right all right three two oh six five six nine four five three
That is the phone I'm gonna get to as many as I can possibly get to but if you had one song to turn someone into a Kenny Chesney fan
Which song would you pick?
You got one song to turn someone into a Kenny Chesney fan
Which song do you pick and that's what we're doing this morning on the Kelly Jordan show
We're trying to get to as many text as we can possibly get to and thank you to everybody who has texted in this more
There's so many texts. I know rolling through and the problem is like I'm losing who texted these in because the other
That they're getting shoved down so quick. Well, just let's just talk about the song because the song is there's so many texts that are rolling
It's thank you to everybody texting. Yeah, that's awesome
So apologize if I don't say goodbye name, but this someone texted this one in right away. They said if you want a slower one
Oh, I can taste it on the tip of my tongue. It's a good one
See this is another one that I kind of forgot about
I'll give you that one. That is a great Kenny Chesney song
Heck yeah
Different it is you're right. You almost wouldn't even know that that's a country song right there
All right, what else do we got coming in Brian Riley some other texts that we're coming in. How about
Ooh, Becca texting this one in boys of fall
By boys of fall you got to recognize that
You
Makes me wish I would have played high school football
I just got my butt handed to me on a weekly basis. You know, maybe you would have been on the sideline
Just like in wearing the uniform but not having to play you mean like a mascot
No, they need extra guys any bench guys. I need some of those. I ain't no one polished a bench like this booty right here
You go hey Tony texting this one in whoops. I accidentally just closed one shoot. Oh, but hopefully it's not the one that Tony was it young
It was actually I actually just closed young. I'll go back to it. Okay. What else do we got?
The other one is uh, well, what else do we got going in? I saw young came in. I saw someone texted in somewhere with you
Oh, yeah, somebody did text that one and where is it?
Oh, that's it. Talk about a different sounding song too
Just turn you on
Yeah, go ahead
Yeah, somewhere with you
Yeah, I forgot about that song, dude, and if you're just listening we're doing you got one song to turn someone into a Kenny Chesney fan
What song are you picking now who was it who texted in young a Tony texted in young? Ah man because I have a couple of other people also take a three two oh number
texting in young so to let everybody know what I'm trying to do is as these texts are coming in
I'm trying to pull them up on YouTube so we can play them problem is I don't have YouTube premium
So sometimes I have to sit through a commercial
So it's not this isn't a quality operation Brian rally, but hey look
I got it
Yes
Oh
Dude I need summer to get here. I needed to get here fast. Hey Saturday 75 brother. Is it supposed to be that warm? I looked everywhere
I look it's like 60 between 65 and 75 oh
Way it's gonna be hard not to take the cover off the boat already. Yeah, Saturday 69 degrees then we drop back down to like 40
Have a enjoy that one day. Yeah, man
One day of summer all right
I saw someone text this one in two if you got one song to turn someone into a Kenny Chesney fan
And I'll go along with it. No, I wouldn't personally pick this as the one song. Okay, boy. Do I like this one?
No shoes no shirt no problem Rachel texting this one in two
This is a good boat nap song is what this is good
I can just feel the sun Brian
The one other ones that we get maybe I can pull up another one. I forgot about this song
I feel so bad for getting about this because this is probably the one song a lot of people know big star
Oh, that is a great. You know what I'm saying Amanda texting that one and I was reading. I was like I can't believe that we missed that one
Through our fingertips. I love. I just love the lyrics to that song too. That's a great big star
Well hold on before you ruin it. Let's see if we can get it on
Oh, look no commercial on this one
Yeah
Nice pick on this one. Jennifer also texting this one in as well
Yeah, Kenny Chesney is just always tan too. Yes, so whatever he's doing in life. He's got the life
He's living it. Everybody is married to Renee Zellwiger for like 15 minutes
Was it was it Renee Zellwiger and Nicole Kidman? I thought it was Renee Zellwiger. I maybe he was married to both
I could as well. I look I'm a Google it. I'll give you dollars for donuts. It was Renee Zellwiger
Well, Renee Zellwiger was the first person to pop up. So I think you're you're definitely right
Then all those rumors came on about him. Dude, I would love this is again, Brian
I'd love to sit and do this all morning, but unfortunately we can we got to move on
Dang, but man, thank you to everybody who texted in that so cool when everybody participates on this
I love that and now you got a little bit of a list in case you want to turn someone into a Kenny Chesney fan off of just one song
You know what to do
Once again, the audience does not disappoint on this one because we needed a new name for this game that we're about to play
We got some great suggestions already. Yes. Some of these are
T-line timeline or age of the green. I like that one call it par my name
All right stroking your age. Oh, another one. Well, we probably won't do that one
But anyway, here's how this game works Brian Riley and I have we're gonna play nine holes real quick together
How this works is we've grabbed some celebrities and their ages
We have to figure out what their age is. We just get to throw out a number and guess
That's right. However many years that were off that counts as how many strokes were off par right correct
Whoever has the lowest score at the end wins just like golf right and par is eight as 27 for the whole
It's a par this a par three. Oh nice
So you want to try to get it under set 27 to be under par
Anything after 27 is over par and whoever and just really whoever has the lowest score wins at the end
That's usually how it works. All right. You ready for the first one. I'll go first since I have the all the equipment over here to see how this works
Yep starting out first. Guess the age. I am not a hot hit. I am colombian
Sophia Vagara man. I've been real deep in on modern family lately. Yeah. Oh man. I love that show so much
But how old is Sophia Vagara? I want to say she's older than two peers. Okay. I'm gonna say she's
56
Oh, no
You're three years off. So that's three strokes for you. She's 53
Dang it. It's 53. All right. Shoot. That was hole number one. All right hole one for you. Yeah next one
Here we go. They feel that the trailer gives away too much of the movie. All right, so Steve Martin
Steve Martin. How old is Steve Martin? I'm going to say Steve Martin is oh shoot
70
77
He's 80. Oh, so you got three on that hole as well. Dang that means I'm
It's a tough shot. It's a tough shot. It's not effective. I'm a little harder than I thought they were going to be
All right, the next one. Are you ready for this one? Yeah, I'm very protective of the humans because they're so helpless and ridiculous
Chris Hemsworth. Oh, Chris Hemsworth. Oh, he's got to be he's got to be 44
Chris Hemsworth is
You didn't get it in the hole, but you did pretty good because you were only one off. Yes, 43
That's a that's a dang good shot. All right up next for me
Shakira Shakira I tried to pick I tried to pick people that you would know when you'd be like, I mean how old I appreciate you doing that
She's older than I thought. Okay, I want to say Shakira Shakira 37
That's tough. Oh, no, she's 49
Wait, what am I off that 12 you said what did you say I said 37 12 is what you're off. There's no coming back for me
She that's a tough go dude. All right up next on mine. Oh, we better hurry up here. All right up next
The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club
Brad Pitt how old is he do Brad Pitt. Oh, man
He again has not aged at all. I would say Brad Pitt's got to be
59 59 for Brad Pitt. Ah, you're not you're not bad, but
Dang it. Brad Pitt is the ripe old age of 62 so you were three off on that one three. Okay. I'll take three three
Three is okay three could be worse. I need you to have a really bad one here. I'm par baby
I'm 200 par right now. All right. Here's my next one. Okay, whoops Sean white now with a frontside double court 1260
Sean white. Okay, it's Olympian. Sean white. I think that
Is he is he 43?
Please Sean white is the ripe old age of
39. Okay, so I'm four over
Off by four add 40 or two or do it. I'm if I go over 27 the games over anyway. You're brutal. Yeah
Up next, Brian Riley. Here's yours. You
Beat me Tom Cruise. Oh Tom Cruise. Ah, he's in his 60s. I know that for sure. He's got to be
63
I got a hole in one chef's kiss
Chef's kiss baby. Dang it. That's a hole in one. There's no way I'm coming back from this dude
You just got to get a couple hole in one's couple ones two. All right. Here's another part. Here's the next one. I'm ready
To be your long-term distance low-commitment casual girlfriend
Margot Robbie best known for her work in Barbie. Uh, did you miss mine? Oh wait, did I not go? Yeah, no, you didn't oh
Well, you just want a new Margot Robbie. Yeah, Margot Robbie. Uh, she's 41. Uh, Margot Robbie is not 41
I needed this one
Margot Robbie is 36 so you got five on that one. That's not good. That's not a good one now
All right, so I gotta go back to what are we on hole number four here? You're on four and you gotta go four five
All right, man. I'll feed you like one wrap. Yeah, Shania Twain. How old is Miss Shania Twain?
Shania Twain the right-bold age of
62
You know, he wasn't that bad. She is 60. She's exactly 60. I missed it, but you know what? I did all right
So I'm off like two. Okay, and you got another one here. You still have one more. I number five here. All right
Here's Curry. Why don't you three on the top first putt Steph Curry? Yep. Oh my gosh, dude
Come on. Why would you do sports to the game? How old Steph and Curry
Steph Curry is I know that he's older than I think he is because I was like, whoa
He's been in the NBA a long time. I'm gonna say 38
That's a home one. Kelly. Look at you. I needed that one Brian. You needed that big time
All right, are we ready for the next one? Yep. I'm ready. So this is whole six, right? This is whole six
Gordon Ramsay. Oh
He also looks very good for his age must be all the vegetables that he eats. Yep. Uh, I would say that he is 65
Yeah, he's only 60 really another five on that one. All right. It's all right. I'm at 17 17. I even know what I'm at
I'm not keeping here. All right. Next one here for me number six
You don't call yourself Scar Jo. I hate Scar Jo. No, I want people to come Scarlett Johansson. All right. How old is Scarlett Johansson?
I'm gonna say Scar Jo is
41
Dude what that's back to back hole in one
This is the back of the ages right now. This is all right. We got three more minutes here to get this done. Okay
So yeah, you're on the next one. Here's your next one
Jennifer nettles from Sugarland. Do you know how old she is? I don't um
Gosh, you better take a swing and find out. I would say she's got to be like 49
49
Not bad. You didn't make it in the hole, but she's only 51. So you know, it was only two strokes. Okay. I'll take strokes on that one
Good shot. Good shot, Brian. Nicely done. Good shot. What are we on seven here? Seven for you. All right
You
The deal double jaser how old is Snoop dog? Let's see
I'm gonna go
Is he 62 I'm 62 seems to be where I'm landing with everybody without one stuff. No, he's 54. Oh
No, dude. He is shot out
That's like four years old. Yeah, he's only four years. That's eight. That's an eight banger on your school. That's not good
Final two holes Kelly Jordan. Here we go coming up the next one
Billy Carrington do you know how old Billy Carrington is I you know what Billy Carrington seems like he's probably in his upper forties as well
I'm gonna say 47 for Billy Carrington 47. Uh-oh
52 for Billy Carrington
That's five for you. He's 53 52
All right, we gotta we gotta get to this last one
Is it let's see. Oh number eight. All right
It's not you built a time machine
It's not a glorious my j fox. It's Steven Spielberg. Okay, Steven Spielberg. Oh my gosh
I have no idea how old that guy is right up 78 for Steven Spielberg. I don't know is that you were close
79 Steven Spielberg 79 I'm one off all right last hole make it count last hole. Here we go. We got hurry up here
Oh, I'm sorry. Did my back hurt your knife
Jennifer Aniston. Oh Jennifer. Uh, she's 56. I know that I'll stop my close dang it
She's 57. Okay, I'll take a one. That's a good score. All right. Is this the last one for me? That's the last hole
Yeah, I have no idea what my score is. I don't know if I'll have time to add it up. All right. Here we go last one
That should do it
It's done. That's what greatness looks like
Yeah
Some umbiles some homebiles. Okay. How old is some homebiles is she 28
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go 28 on this one. Hold on. Let me swing
Oh 29. Oh
29 that's only one shoot out. I'm time to add this up. I got 23 you got 23
All right under par baby if I add mine up 15
19 21
29 die lost 31 was your total. I think 31. Yeah, so
All right, I like this game. We got it. It's a lot of fun. We'll definitely bring this one back
If you're talking about it, I got some big news. We're talking about it. Turn it up
Here's what's trending on the Kelly Jordan show. I think we can all agree that Anne Hathaway is a pretty attractive person, right?
Sure
Well, she says that she's never had a facelift but she does have a hack for you
If you want to look like you've had one now this may not work for me and you Brian. Okay, but if you're willing with long hair
This is how you do it. So she says what she does is it's very simple. She posted a video of this
She has her hair stylus make a braid on either side of her head
Then she pulls them around to the back and connects them and pulls her skin a little bit tighter
And the rest of her hair hides the braids
Yeah, so she just pulled her skin tighter and if you saw her at the Oscars
You'd be like whoa that she hasn't aged a day. Well, have you seen the lady that
She's gone on tiktok for years. She's got the tape on her eyes
Yeah, and then she pulls it back and she looks literally 30 years younger
That's I think they do that in movies a lot don't they they might they pull the skin back with like adhesives inside
Yeah, she just puts normal like clear Scotch tape sticks it on the like basically her temples. Yeah stretches it
Pulls it back and then tightens it and that's how that's why I had a friend who did actually go get a facelift
And it's funny because it was actually a radio station promotion like it was a facelift a plastic surgeon was advertising
And so he went and got one for like a discounted price or whatever the funny thing is I could never tell that he got one
And he was like maybe 58 when he got it. You look good. I it was really was wrinkly when he in went in
Maybe it was tighter when he came out. He didn't he didn't look different to wrinkles and go away
I don't know and then he like he just didn't take good care of himself
So I think if I were to get a facelift. I don't know if I'd want the wrinkles to be fully away
Maybe not because then you would look too youngy look kind of
I want to get my eyelids you ever seen someone do eyelid surgery or like they make it so your eyelids showing
You're gonna get I so what are you like they burn the skin? I don't know what they do man. Hey, I'm not a surgeon
You're gonna get eyelids surgery if I ever make enough money
Okay, so you're not gonna get eyelids and then maybe I'd like to get some liposuction on my love handles because I
I would love to not have love handles for the first. I've had love handles since I was like 20 even when I was super thin
I still had love and there's got to be a way to get that off right is it like more protein?
Maybe any more protein in your I don't know man. I'm a protein. Get strong man
I like those suction wouldn't be the way I'd want to go
Go in suck it out easier. Just suck it all out put the fat elsewhere put in your in your glutes
Yeah, give yourself a not put it in my butt suck at that fat dump truck in the back. You know what I'm saying? That's what glutes are
Oh, I've got glutes or something else
Oh, Gluteus Maximus Maximino's man dang it. Yeah almost idiot
That's a right. It's Wednesday makes sense and I don't know why Gene Simmons is fully convinced that kiss is the greatest thing
So slice bread like I get you were in a band and I get in the 80s kiss has big fans
I think it's one of the most I think they're one of the most overrated groups of all time like don't get me wrong
Detroit rock city banger like they got great songs, but is kiss even relevant in 2026
According to Gene Simmons they are because they're not going anywhere and they have plans for an avatar show
Which they actually teased three years ago
And Gene Simmons he's revealed under two years is when this avatar show is guy
He is so adamant that people are gonna go crazy for this show
He says it'll be so mind blowing that it'll make the Las Vegas sphere
Look like a hot car popcorn fart
Whatever that even means
This is the only good kiss song in my opinion. What is this one? This is Beth
This is the only good kiss song
In my opinion, so this is supposed to be better than a popcorn fart
According to Gene Simmons he says the avatar show will be around the world
Not just one location and will attack the senses
Not just the eyes like virtual reality. I don't think Gene Simmons actually knows what this avatar thing is gonna happen
Go for it. That's fine, but they're very old and not that when you're old you shouldn't be doing things anymore
But what are you planning on doing it like I I've seen videos of them they have a hard time moving around
Get ready that he has more to this quote by. Oh, I'm just gonna listen to you. He continues on by saying
If you see a dragon coming into scoop you up and it breathes fire
There will be fire all around you. Hey, and you'll feel the heat the fire the brimstone the coffee
You'll be able to smell it
All right
What's going on at this avatar show sounds stressful does he know that an avatar show is basically just like a cartoon concert
Like I don't think people are gonna go losing their minds over a cartoon concert. Yeah, I don't know man
Gene Simmons yeah, look dude also by the way if you're really obsessed kiss crews
There's a landlocked and Vegas crews set for November if you want to join that one as well. Yeah
How is kiss still relevant? This is actually insane to me. Beth what can I do?
Do you ever have nightmares about your job if you do three two oh six five six nine four five three text
Then tell us all about it. I had the dream last night Brian that so many radio people have
Okay, I'm listening and it's you have dead air. There's nothing playing on the radio station
Oh, yeah, and you can't get into the studio to start playing something
This is this is the radio dream. Don't have you ever had that before? I've never had the dream
But I've had something like that happen to be before. Okay. I remember we had dead air when I worked in Winona
Yeah, and I was supposed to be the one to flip it back on well. I got all the way there didn't have my keys
Oh, thank god, then I couldn't find my keys for the building. It was a completely backwards
We were probably off the air for about 45 minutes. Oh good thing. It was all the way down. I don't know. Nobody cares
Yeah, exactly. That was a good thing. That was the good news of the whole thing
But that is a that is a radio nightmare that so many people in this business have and it's weird that we all kind of have the same one
Or your late to the radio station you can't get there being late for work is another big one for this job specific
Because it you have to be there like it's there's just no
You can't be late now you can with automation, but before everything was automated. Yeah, you could not be late
So it was just like you would have these nightmares about waking up 10 minutes late or whatever
And then you'd have like you have other thing like the system like the computer system crashing
Yeah, like when you when you have nothing you can do
And you have to somehow manage it like you've done it happen here numerous times
Yeah, like in the computer just crashes then you can't do it
I don't know what to do and then you have to stall and figure something else out like that. Oh, yeah, that's miserable
Dave is texting and says I'm an electrician
Sometimes I have nightmares about not being able to get people's power back on that
I mean yeah, I bet that's constantly on your on your mind if you do that sort of thing
I could only imagine like working as an EMT or something like yeah
Like the nightmares for that you have one bad experience as an EMT
Yeah, and then it just all trickles down right after that
Jamie says I work as a cashier at a gas station
I often have nightmares that the store is out of stock of things
And people are angry with me because we don't have what they want in stock. Do you think they have nightmares?
I'm gonna be a weird nightmare to have you think they have nightmares about getting robbed too
That would be the one I would have that's I would be terrified with that heck yeah. Oh, that would be so scary
So scared I wouldn't even I would just be here take it all
I don't know what you want just take all of it. I it's not my money. Hey, we were talking about tattoos earlier
Yeah, Jake texting and says I'm a tattoo artist. I often have nightmares about screwing up people's tattoos
That would be a big one, right? Who's fault is it if something's misspelled
Well, it depends is it the is it the artist or is it the
Person that you would want to spell check wouldn't you and then be like do you and then ask them?
Do you want this misspelled on you because this is misspelled and the person doesn't know how to spell
And then they find out later on and then you get blamed for it
Would that be a fun would it be a fun conversation piece though to have a tattoo that was misspelled?
I mean to be like that guy from we are the millers. I had the no regrets
No, no, no, no, yeah, no regrets or whatever yet on it
Not even one letter, huh when I got when I got my wife's name tattooed on my chest
That was like a big fear of mine like oh man. I hope he doesn't misspell it. This is an A or an extra
My wife would have been so upset who's
Has my name on it
Who we got someone sitting on hold three two oh six five six nine four five three you have nightmares about work
I do so I am a teacher and I
Can't have these nightmares that recur about
Full moons
I play and I think this has to do with
Just thinking that like on a full moon the students like the kids are gonna go crazy
You know, you know what's fun?
Is that I've talked to numerous teachers and numerous teachers have said the same thing that for some reason when there's a full moon
Kids are nuts. Well, it's what like nurses will say the same thing like yeah hospitals are credit police officers will say that people go
Absolutely bonkers on a full moon
So I but I didn't I didn't think of kids doing it the inner werewolves are coming out I guess
So have you had exactly have you had an incident where like on a full moon day kids have just gone off the walls
Well, that's the thing. It's what you just said so the full moon and like they've heard about this full moon and the werewolf thing and maybe like
Thriller and like the Michael Jackson. I don't know. But there was a time
When they all just started acting like little baby werewolf
So they were like howling and they were howling at each other like I could not get them to speak english
Is this in a dream? Was this in a dreamer in real life?
No, this isn't real life like they'd heard about the
Howling at the moon yeah, they're like so they were just like in class like it started at recess
Whatever and then they come back in the classroom and they're just like howling like werewolf
It's so funny. I have a friend who's a teacher and you know what you never realize when you're a kid
What is that teachers don't like some of the students?
And I know we don't want to put that out there, but we were having we were having like a a couple of beers the other day
This family get together and she was like yeah, well, I hate one of my students
And I was like that's so that's so funny to me because you don't ever think of a team
But you have to think that punk kid the teacher hates him too. There's no
I've said the story a teacher hit me behind a wall so they couldn't see me in class. I know that's an actual true statement
Yeah, teacher hated you don't have a question about it. She was paid to
And she couldn't even see like this kid sucks
How often do you have nightmares about that?
You know, I feel like
you know
Almost like monthly or like every time it's gonna be a full moon, you know what that was coming into the full moon time and I just
I don't know as um, you know once that experience happened in real life. I was like oh my gosh
Yeah, it's gonna be this month, you know
That's a wild one for sure
Yeah, well, thank you so much for the call this morning
Two and eight area code texting and said I've had a dream while I was bartending
I had to just keep serving drinks all night long and it was never bar close. It was a nightmare for sure
Uh another text coming in. I'm a police officer crazy accidents
I've been on and I've had nightmares about that. Oh, I can only imagine the nightmares a police officer would have oh no
Thank you. Yeah that job and then Angela simply texting in I'm a nurse many nightmares
I bet you as a nurse you just have no idea what you're gonna see. Yeah, you've seen one of the police officers
One of just about everything. Yeah. Yeah, definitely definitely different than us
Just not being able to play a song on the air. Yeah, our problems don't sound as bad bad
It's time to focus on the good news with happy hour and makes me happy
So this could have been a tense situation, but it turned out not to be that way
I think we could all agree on porch pirates or some of the worst people on the planet earth
If you don't know what a porch pirate is it's someone that
Praise on Amazon dropping packages off on your porch and then goes and steals them
Well a simple act of compassion turn what could have been a tense confrontation into kind of a powerful moment
This happened in Philadelphia
So Bernadette Williams was sitting in her house
And she noticed someone was trying to steal a poor or steal a package
Off of her neighbor's porch
And so she simply got on her doorbell ring camera because she lives super close to her neighbor and said
Hey, put that down
But what happened next was kind of surprising. It's all caught on doorbell camera
Rather than escalate the situation Williams reached a new pocket and came outside and offered the woman all the cash
She had on her now. It was only $15 but she said here leave that package alone and go ahead and take this cash
She said it was a choice of compassion
She said because I didn't want my neighbor's package being stolen. I know how much that would have sucked for them
She said I felt like the woman was in trouble and she thought how can I make this bad situation better
She said you got to be a part of the solution
So she said to the woman that hey, you know what you're way better than this get some help you're better than this
I love you god loves you
Well the woman was clearly moved she apologized put the package down didn't even take the money
But thank Bernadette and said you're right. I am better than this
Later on will Bernadette said I could tell that her eyes just kind of had a I'm sorry look to them
And I just have a lot of compassion for that
I think some people are just doing whatever they can do to survive these days
And that's one of the things they're doing stealing package is off of people's gorgeous
That's tough and she said you know what I've been in this community forever
I love this community and I'm gonna protect this community and that's why I wanted to keep that package from being stolen
And help that woman out now she helps this movement will inspire other people
Not just to get involved but to help whenever you possibly can to choose kindness when it matters most
That's a smart thing to do you know what I'm saying
That could have been a much worse situation
She could have just ignored it let the package be stolen
I mean the fact that she even offered to throw out you know money some cash right actually
Hey, you don't do this here take my name yeah unbelievable story
That is crazy we need more Bernadettes in this world if you ask everybody needs to be like that lots more
Bernadettes and now you see why audio video extremes loves being a part of happy hour because every single day
We bring you these kind of stories at this time that hopefully make it feel a little better about what we're all doing on this planet
And that is why that was today's happy hour
Sometimes Kelly finds things interesting that no one else does we mean absolutely no one
It's time for maybe it's just me have you ever heard of six degrees of Wikipedia before is it six or three
Well, it's I thought it was three but then I read the I was like oh wait, I got that wrong
Oh, got that wrong
But either way you've heard of six degrees of Kevin Bacon where if you name any celebrity
Within six celebrities you can get to a movie that they start in with Kevin because everyone's associated with somebody towards Kevin Bacon
towards Kevin Bacon right well this has to do with Wikipedia and here's how it works
If you do any random search in Wikipedia
It's sooner or later if you click on the very first link in the main body of the article
Okay was always lead back to the philosophy article
Always now this works 97% of the time so it's pretty good
97% so let's say you type in the night did this with french fries
And it took me 12 clicks and it brought me to the philosophy article
I did it with armpit
It took me 20 clicks and I got back to the philosophy article
So it does actually work they say banana is one that brings you there with in just a few clicks
So you go search banana on Wikipedia the first word you're going to click on his fruit
The next word is botany then science then philosophy is the next link that you click on
And the reason why they say it works is because most articles
End up defund they they started to find concepts and so those concepts just happen to keep defining down
So you get to philosophy so if you go search something on Wikipedia and click on the first link in the main body article
Not when it gives you like definition or whatever you got to click on that first link
Okay, usually within 10 to 30 clicks you will end up back on the philosophy article
Now it worked for me the two times I tried it now is this just a process of elimination thing like eventually
You're going to get there regardless of the situation
Well, I mean yeah, that's why it works 97% of the time okay
But otherwise like the 3% of the time it doesn't work like the six degrees of Kevin Bacon type of thing
Like if you do say mathematics or something like that. It's probably not going to bring you back to
philosophy, right
But if you do things like french fries within 10 clicks you're on a philosophy. Okay, so you click the first
So what do you click the first the first link we won't have time to do it right now
We won't have time to wait for you like the first highlighted link in a Wikipedia page
Yes, and sometimes it can take up to 30 clicks to get there
But sooner or later it's going to bring you back to philosophy try it when you get to work today or if you're already at work
Going to Wikipedia search something and see how many clicks it takes you before you end up back on the philosophy article
The 10 degrees of Wikipedia is what we're calling it
Maybe you didn't find this one interesting. Huh, maybe you did. I don't know
I just brought it to you what you do with it now is up to you
But if you didn't like it, guess what? Oh, I haven't did you get to it? I got to it. How many clicks did it take?
I didn't count, but it's over 10 for sure. What did you search? I just I was already on Wikipedia from Kenny Chesney
Okay, so I just kept clicking the first link and then eventually it just was like philosophy and brought you to philosophy it works
It's alive
It's alive. That's actually crazy
It is crazy try it out yourself and get back to me if it works for you
And I'll have another one 40 tomorrow if you don't like that one men. There's only so much I can do
I'm trying my level best here to entertain you on a daily basis. I can't believe that works
Yeah, sometimes I'm right on this one and uh, maybe I'm the only one I liked it fine. Maybe to make time to get up
Waking up waking up with the most country home grown in the Midwest
Starts my day the Cali Jordan show and with that we bid you a do nice
We will be back on Thursday morning. We're getting so close, dude
So close to the end of the week so close to one more week till vacations who more days?
Holy moly. Let's make it happen. We'll see you 6 a.m. Thursday morning
