Pit Stains, Panic Orders & Pastry Porn

This one’s for the P-Hounds only — and wow, do we get feral.

• JD retells the legend of a friend who ate 36 Krispy Kremes in a single day — a tale of gluttony, shame, and heroic replenishment runs.
• We spiral into Donut Daddy mukbang hell (yes, he sticks his fingers in them).
• Rachel relives flight trauma with a sweaty cigar-stained kilt man and a bag-bin bandit who deserved the death penalty.
• Plus: panic-ordering salads at LaGuardia, pit stain reveals, and an AMA that somehow turns into a Coen Brothers bus-driver mobster pitch.

It’s chaos. It’s gross. It’s oddly arousing (don’t ask). It’s Thumb War at its most unhinged.

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