Phone Tap: Vito & Vino Sell A Lemon

0:00A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what y'all say. Yep, that's me. Clifford Taylor IV. You might have seen the skits, my basketball and college football journey, or my career in sports media. Well, now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfilzer conversations with athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. So let's get to it. Listen to The Clifford Show on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. 2%. That's the number of people who take the stairs when there is also an escalator available. I'm Michael Easter. And on my podcast, 2%, I break down the signs of mental toughness, fitness, and building resilience in our strange modern world. Put yourself through some hardships, and you will come out on the other side, a happier, more fulfilled, healthier person. Listen to 2%, let's T-W-O percent on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever

1:05you get your podcasts. On the look back at the podcast, I'm Sam J. And I'm Alex Egrish. Each episode, we pick you here, unpack what went down, and try to make sense of how we survived it. With our friends, fellow comedians, and favorite authors, like Mark Lamont Hill on the 80s. I don't think there's a more important year for Black people. Listen to Look Back at it on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, it was good, y'all. You're listening and learning the hard way with your favorite therapists and host care games. This space is about Black men's experiences, having honest conversations that it's really not safe to have anywhere, but you're having them with a licensed professional who knows what he's doing. In 2023, Bachelors star Clayton Eckerd was accused of fathering twins, but the pregnancy

2:16appeared to be a hoax. It took an army of internet detectives to uncover a disturbing pattern. Two more men who'd been through the same thing. My mind was blown. I'm Stephanie Young. This is Love Trap. As the season continues, Laura Owens finally faces consequences. Listen to Love Trap podcast on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. It's a lot more common nowadays to buy a used car online, broken Jeffrey in the morning, but what happens if you get your vehicle and find there's something wrong with it? Uh-oh. You could reach out to the company who sold it to you, and I'd say most of them wouldn't do this, but in today's scenario, we're going to connect the buyer with the previous owner. Oh, wow. Gone extra mile. Should I say, owners, they're two young Italian men named Fido and Fino, and the last thing

3:18they want is their reputation to be ruined by selling a lemon. So they're going to do their best to clear everything up in your phone tap right now. We're up into a free phone tap on the 20s. Hello. How you doing? Is this a Dylan M... Yeah, this is Dylan, who's this? Hey, my name is Avido. I was told to call you because apparently you purchased our old Mazda off of a climax. Oh, yeah, yeah. Did you was having some issues with it? Are you the previous owner? Yeah, well, we are. My name's Avido. And here, this is my cousin, Avino. Say hi to the man, Avino. A bonjour, no. Okay. Avino. And you guys, you together, you used to own this car? Absolutely. We do everything together, right, Avino? Tada! We finish each other's... Sandwiches. Well, actually, I was looking for sentences, but... I'm a very hungry. We should get meatball sandwiches. Oh, you know me. I never say no to a meatball.

4:19I'm not in a way. I'm not in a hurry. Hey, time. Mmm. Listen, I got some questions about this car, though. Man, there's some stuff that's not working. Yeah, they says you was having some issues with it or something like that. When we turned it over, it was in mint condition. Ain't that right, Avino? Oh, yeah, it was so shiny. I could see my face in the reflection. It's not... I don't care about how shiny the car is. Oh, the Bluetooth won't connect when I try to... I'm sorry. Bluetooth. Bluetooth. No, sir, I have a gold tooth from 1998. I've been into an old biscotti before I soaked it in coffee. No, like Bluetooth where you can connect your phone to your car, you know, so you can listen to music and... What? Why you got to connect music? Why don't you just sing some Frank Sinatra like we do, right, Avino? Fly me through the moon there. I can't be a monster star. Very good there. Okay, Dylan, you're a thern. Obviously, I'm talking to the wrong f***ing people.

5:20You guys have no idea what you're doing. No, no, we're just trying to help you. I just want to understand your problem. Okay, so we can fix it, right, Avino? We are not the mechanics, but we can still help you. Yeah, we can cook really good, though. We, we guys stop f***ing talking about cooking and food. Okay. My other issue is every time I go over 50 miles an hour, the engine is making it sound like a really bad sound. Okay, so you say that you're here and that as well. You hear it? Yeah, I hear it. Okay, here is it, too. Okay, so we got the theory over here. We believe that is the ghost of our great Ancestilia. Wait, what? Because the day we left the funeral, God rest us all. That is when the sound started. We figured her soul had somehow hopped from the grave into our transmission. It's the only logical explanation. You told me a f*** haunted car. That's what you're telling me now. Are you kidding me? Hey, it's not haunted when you love the ghost. It's more of a blessed car.

6:22When you drive here, you're a family. Yeah, like the olive garden, but on wheels. You know, I can't get the olive garden on wheels. If it doesn't go under 50 miles an hour, you a**hole. We're not going to leave you hanging. All right, you won't be stuck with a lemon. We're going to fix these issues with you right now. Tell them, you know, don't you know how the lemons you make them in the lemonade? Oh, yeah. And then we make a lemon cello cookies. You know the little ones that are none of used to make every morning for breakfast. Oh, it's a little bit of frosting on the top of that. That sounds delicious. I don't want lemon cello cookies. I want my car to work. Are you sure? Because you can have both. I mean, a cookie and a car. That sounds like a great Sunday afternoon to me. I don't think it's just like doing a bit or something right now, but like I have, you're like, this isn't a comedy duo thing. All right. I need it. Oh, yeah. We do do the open mic every Wednesday at GCP. Yeah, it's a pretty fun mic if you ever wanted to join. I'm not f**king around. I want my money back if my car's not fixed.

7:25Okay, okay. Who's the comedy duo now? This guy wants his money back. I want to see that funny, huh? Buddy, if you wanted to spot it, you said piece, you should have just said something. If you don't fix my f**king car, I'm going to come kick your ass. Uh-oh. You're going to have a swimming with a fish. If we don't tell him it's a prank phone call, I better get my friend these on. I'm going to be a sweet duke. Wait, what? What did you say? I said, this is a prank phone call, but I said it in this voice. This is a prank phone call. That's a voice I've been doing the whole time. Who? Who is it? What? It's a radio show. You dumb idiot. This is Jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffery in the morning. This is Jeff behind me. I am Jeff. This is all a prank phone call. Hold on. I'm so sorry. Why? What the f**k? Your buddy Josh set you up because he said he wanted to get revenge on you after you beat him in your fantasy league. I'm going to beat his ass next year, too.

8:26You can tell I said that. Watch out because you may end up with a gold tooth like me. You don't want to hurt him. I didn't care. It's a beauty. You guys seriously wasted five minutes of my life with your bull. Hey, mission accomplished. You're welcome. Okay, Jeffery's phone taps on the 20s. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care which I'll say. Yep, that's me. Clifford Taylor, the fourth. You might have seen the skits, my basketball and college football journey, or my career in sports media. Well, now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, the Clifford Show. This is a place for raw unfills or conversations with athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. So let's get to it. Listen to the Clifford Show on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. Two percent. That's the number of people who take the stairs when there is also an escalator available.

9:29I'm Michael Easter. And on my podcast, two percent, I break down the signs of mental toughness, fitness, and building resilience in our strange modern world. Put yourself through some hardships. And you will come out on the other side, a happier, more fulfilled, healthier person. Listen to two percent. That's T-W-O percent on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. On the look back at a podcast. In 1979, that was a big moment for me. 84 was big to me. I'm Sam J. And I'm Alex Egrish. Each episode, we pick you here, unpack what went down, and try to make sense of how we survived it. With our friends, fellow comedians, and favorite authors. Like Mark Lamont Hill on the 80s. It was a wild, I mean, it was a wild, wild year. I don't think there's a more important year for black people. Listen to look back at it on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, it was good, y'all. You're listening and learning the hard way with your favorite therapists and host care games.

10:32This space is about black men's experiences, having honest conversations, that it's really not safe to have anywhere. But you're having them with a licensed professional who knows what he's doing. How many men carry a suit of armor? It signals to the world that you're not to be played with. And just because you have the capability that does not mean that you need to. Listen to learn the hard way on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. In 2023, bachelor star Clayton Eckerd was accused of fathering twins. But the pregnancy appeared to be a hoax. You doctored this particular test twice in selling, correct? I doctored the test once. It took an army of internet detectives to uncover a disturbing pattern. Two more men who'd been through the same thing. Greg, let's be honest. I command training. My mind was blown. I'm Stephanie Young. This is Love Trap. Laura, Scottsdale Police. As the season continues, Laura Owens finally faces consequences. Listen to Love Trap Podcast on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.