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3:03It's almost time for your phone tap and today is the return of a regular character Jose does call Stoner Max. Or is this really me? We may never know, but in this scenario Max is pretending to work at a car dealership that just finished detailing a woman's automobile. So his challenge is to ask about the illicit substances he may have left inside her vehicle without actually saying it directly. Yeah, so if you could picture a TV show called Baked Detective, this would be it in your phone tap right now. Hello. Uh, uh, hi, is this, um, Kate? Yes, it is. Who am I speaking to? Um, I would rather not say I work at the dealership. You just had your car like service there recently. I mean here, sorry, I'm in here

4:09where I, where I work. Um, not there because there's not here, right? That makes sense. What? Uh, so I'm just wondering, did you? I'm like, uh, find anything like unusual, uh, like in your whip. Like what, what, what would I be looking for? You know, something that's not there because if it's there, then it's not here, right? And if it, and if it's not here, nor there, then like where, where is it? I still don't know what you're saying. So I don't know how to help you. What about like smell? Did the car smell like potent if you know what? It just seemed like they used a new, uh, a freshener. Um, it was definitely fresh.

5:14That's, that's for sure, dude. Like, yeah, it was pretty earthy. And yeah, it was, I mean, I've had my car service every year and this was, it was definitely a new fragrance that they're using. Okay, we're getting somewhere then. Uh, so where did you find it? Find the smell? Yeah. Uh, we're talking in codes now, huh? I, uh, I have no idea what you're asking me. Uh, did you happen to check like your compartments, like perhaps the glove form or the middle or even like the cup holders in the back seat? Listen, I, I'm not doing what you're talking about. How, how about, um, I know we're talking in code. You're the only one talking in code. I have no idea what you're saying. Whoa. This is like way harder than I thought. And like, thinking is not a strong suit of mine. What are you even talking about? Exactly. What am I

6:23talking about? No, like, what am I, what are we talking about? What is this? Oh, yeah, it's the stuff where maybe I used the stuff and then like fell asleep in your back seat with said stuff. And I left that like stuff in there. Did I, did I say too much stuff? Are you telling me that you did drugs in my car and you, you left drugs in my vehicle? Well, hold on way. I was around and in many cars. So it could have been yours and it could have been somebody else's. God, I, that's what I said. My advisor over at the you sounded way cooler at the beginning of this phone call. You kind of sound a little snitchy, bro. Like, you're not going to say anything. Are you? How dare you talk to me that way? You freaking stoner. Whoa. Hold on. Wait, look, if you promise not to tell my advisor, I will split it

7:26with you. Wait, wait, you think I do that stuff? What can I do? You think I am? Wait a minute. Wait. No, I'm not going to wait. No, I'm not going to wait. I'm not going to wait a minute. I want the supervisor. And if there's anything in my car, I, you watch. Yeah, that's it. I'm pretty sure. Pretty sure I found it. Okay, no, I'm not. I know I'm really good at that sound, but no, this is actually Jose from Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. You're on the radio right now. We're phone tapping you. Wait, this is a prank? Yeah. Oh, what? Your daughter Jessica set you up. She listens to our show. Jessica said that your car needed an extra day for getting service. She told us to mess with you. He was so good. I thought that you dropped a bag of weed or

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