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Phone Tap: Big Rick's Tow Yard Proposition

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just had their car towed and on top of that their friends emailed us to mess with them! What a lucky guy!

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Phone Tap: Big Rick's Tow Yard Proposition

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Who are you? What is this about? Oh, oh. I am calling you today from the **** towing. And my name is Big Rick. I am the fella that told you all called last week. You're the guy who told my car. I sent a little hostility friend now hold on here, okay, I'm here to help. Wow, give me my car back. That's how you can help. Well, listen, listen, I heard you were here yesterday talking to Charise. At the front desk, you know Charise. Yeah, she said you could not afford to get your car out and we had to keep it. Is that true? Yeah, money's a little tight for me right now, but I need my damn car back. Well, I'll recommend you do something because the cost is going up about $40 a day. At least $40 a day. That's why I got to get my car out of there. Well, big Rick understands and I am a very chair. I said, I am a very chair. I will, I like to help people.

So I have a proposition. Are you a drug or something? Well, if you consider sway-tay a drug, then yeah, I am high as a guy. That's a joke. I'm just from the South. So what are you proposing that we do to get my car back? Well, first, how old are you? You've seen Aka. You sound a little younger like you got a little bit of youth up in that there. A meat locker. Listen, I'm 35 years old and what? I remember when I was 35. I was a gentleman about town. I'll tell you what. I was just prancing around dancing with any lady who wanted to dance. I'll tell you. Can you get to the point, please? I don't have all day. Well, look, if you would like to get your car, I say, look at his split. With a highly reduced price. Wank, wank. You're here in the wank, friend. Oh, who is it? I'm listening. God, this is crazy. Okay. I'd like to introduce you to Clara Jane.

She's a little princess of a doll. A little doll princess, I call her. What is it that to do with me getting my car? Well, let's just say she didn't get a lot of dates. Okay. Not a lot of gentlemen's suitors. Call her an after. What? Probably because of the tooth. What are you talking about? I mean, it is a little bit misshaped. It's kind of entertaining and miscolored. So, I mean, that could be it. We don't know if it's an infection or what. We don't believe in Dennis in this family. What does this have to do with me? Well, I believe you would fancy her. Because she looks just like her. Hey, no way. Hold on. Hold on. Let's hold your horses. I'm saying she looked just like me. Isn't that slight? So you are me to date your ugly freaking daughter to get my car back? Exactly. That's the trade. Take it or leave it. 50 bucks, you get your car back right now. And you got a hot date tonight.

Oh. Well, Clara Jean and her teeth. Oh. I would say teeth. But she doesn't got a lot more of them. Yeah, out of your mind. No, you're out of your mind if you don't want to join this family. You just son-in-law. Because this is- I just want my car. Well, I just want this phone call to end at this point. Because I'm running out of time and I got to play a song. What are you talking about? What is going on? I'm sorry. And this is actually Jose from the radio show. Brick and Jeffery in the morning. I'm doing a phone tap on you, man. Oh, God. Are you kidding me? Yeah. That's not my real voice. If you couldn't tell. Oh, my God. This is too much. Yeah. When your friend Greg set you up. Greg did this. Are you kidding me? Yeah. He said your car got towed. You don't have the money right now to get it out. Sorry about that, brother. Oh, man. What a **** he is. Hey. Would you want me to invoice him? Huh? Oh, that would be great. Oh, I got even better idea. I could send him out with clergy. Oh, that's priceless, am I right?

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