Phone Tap: A.I. Says STFU

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4:11hello hey this is Dylan from home but is this Gary Dicks uh yes it is no good morning Gary uh i'm calling it looks like you have a lumber pickup scheduled for tomorrow oh correct yeah um thank you but you know i was a little confused about the timing when can i come by and pick that up no problem let me just take a look at the calendar real quick generating schedule for pickup okay that's generating schedule for pickup what is that i'm sorry what what was that sound was that generating schedule for pickup oh that no that for some reason the company decided to install this like smart AI system you know into all of our customer calls wow okay but i mean they still want that human element so that's why i'm here okay too for the price of one you know kind of crazy but um yeah whatever you're telling me anyway back to your schedule uh let's it looks like generating schedule for pickup it says you can pick up

5:11your lumber at one o'clock so that'll be correct wait wait wait wait wait wait i'm sorry on on here what what time um i think it's one o'clock that's incorrect what the heck is going on okay come in at one or do i not no don't come in at one i realize now it's looking at one fifteen is what that's wrong too what i'm sorry this doesn't really happen a lot uh i feel that's incorrect oh wait hang on i guess it does happen a lot can you do me a favor i wanted your name again uh my name is Dylan Dylan yeah hey can you just figure everything out on your end and then i don't know why this thing second guessing me like i know how to read time the big hand represents the minutes not the hour oh my oh my god oh my god that's boy do i feel dumb why all right maybe the AI did help me one time are you like in second grade or something you got to learn how to read a clock look just do me a favor and just call me back when you get a firm time

6:15i already got the time look at that see i don't have to call you back it says right now give me that what time what time i'm telling you right now 100% certainty 11 a.m. 11 a.m. you're actually reading it upside down oh my god wait 11 upside down is that still 11 that's incorrect when you could figure out how to tell basic kind just give me a call back hello hi Gary it's Dylan from home to again hey do you have a time for me i have a time thank you for your patience okay maybe i should take over from here no no no stop it turn it off right now Gary that wasn't me that's the AI talking so that's not you i know it's not you this is worse than i saw seriously turn that f***ing off i would turn it off but it's company policy i'd get fired if i did that that's like a co-worker now is it gonna give me a time because that is the only thing that i want right now i'm pretty sure it's gonna tell you everything because it's locked me out of the system and it's kind of just telling me i'm doing an awful job but you're not really i'm sorry but you're not and either

7:20of you are doing a great job okay all right i inspire both of you Gary i'm letting the AI take over starting now all right sir you can pick up your lumber delivery tomorrow at 3 30 pm at the west gate just give them your last name okay that's not correct AI because you got to do first and last name even i know okay i'll do i'll give them whatever name they want but it's 3 30 tomorrow i'm so so so sorry i'm just saying if i would have been able to handle this by myself i promise it would have gone smooth according to my calculations he has made over 17 mistakes on the last four phone calls he's been on since his shift has started oh what you are lying also i know you can't see him but he's ugly this is so unperfected he ain't got no alibi he's ugly yeah yeah he's ugly are you attempting to sing an insult at me how is this happening the last thing what this is a prank phone call from brook and jeffrey in the morning that's my job you just ruined the whole prank phone call what the hell are you talking about talking about the phone that we're doing

8:25right now actually what my name's not Dylan i'm Jose from brick and jeffrey in the morning you're on the radio right now man oh my god are you are you serious yeah i'm serious you can calm down man i'm sorry i know you're pretty over there all i wanted was the time it was the only thing that i needed oh yeah we still never got around to that did we all the big hand represents the minutes not the hour oh yeah i can't read this clock no i can't do this you know i'm gonna i'm gonna actually gonna have to call you back please don't call me back talking jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s some people like working twice as hard just to stay right where they are and in ohio we really don't get it because to us owning a home in your 30s working in tech without the traffic and still being able to make it to your kid soccer game sounds pretty good in fact ohio is the second most affordable state to buy a home your move learn more at your move ohio.com

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