Performance of nothingness

Jimbo, Daniel Storey, Dan Bardell and Colin Millar are on the spot to review and preview all the Premier League action.

Liverpool, Chelsea, Man City and Man United are all victorious thanks to penalties. Are Jurgen Klopp’s side the best in the country at the top of their game? And how much of a difference does Thiago make?

Conversely, are Southampton the worst team in the league on their day? And could Claudio Ranieri’s reign at Watford come to an end at Turf Moor this week?

Plus a journey from Plymouth to Sunderland, accents, parachuting Santas and Manuel Pellegrini’s revival of Real Betis.

RUNNING ORDER:

• PART 1: Liverpool, Chelsea, Man City & Man Utd win it from the spot (03m 00s)

• PART 2a: Daniel’s trip from Plymouth to Sunderland (27m 00s)

• PART 2b: Leicester 4-0 Newcastle (33m 00s)

• PART 3a: Crystal Palace 3-1 Everton (38m 00s)

• PART 3b: The rest of the Premier League weekend (43m 00s)

• PART 4: Parachuting Santas and festive cheer for Seville clubs (51m 00s)

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