Payton's Predictions

0:00time for patents, predictions, patent, what's the vibe today? I'm going to tell you how you act once your situation ship is over and you are officially off the market. If it's your birthday today, you are a Pisces and you share a birthday with Janae Aiko and Flaviflave. All right. Let's go to Mary K. Good morning, Mary K. What's your sign? Good morning, everyone. I'm an Aries. Okay, Aries. Once you're locked down, you become your partner's biggest and loudest hype man. You won't fight anyone who looks at them wrong, but you still need your own knee time or you're going to start picking fights with your partner for fun. Wow. Okay. That's it. That sounds like I should be on the lookout. Yes. Thanks, Mary K. Thank you guys. Hi. Hi, Tara. What's your sign? Hi, I'm Tara. Detroit. Okay. So Tara, when it comes to you and being in a relationship, you actually turn into this professional nester and you start referring to your partner's hoodie as our hoodie. Your idea of a perfect night is just ordering the most expensive Uber Eats and falling asleep

1:01dying a movie. That sounds like a perfect night for me. I know. Be too, actually. Tara, have a wonderful day. Thanks for listening. Thank you. Love you too. How about Pisces? Yeah. Rich are Pisces. You are officially locked down when you stop living in a fantasy and start making the dream real. You are actually the ultimate romantic, but you just have to make sure you're falling in love with the person and not their vibe. That fits Pisces pretty well. Yeah. How about Libras? Libra. Kyle is our Libra in the room. So for my Libras, you're the aesthetic couple goals and you'll send three hours picking out the perfect photo to announce your relationship. You hate conflict, so you'll agree to whatever dinner spot that they want just to keep the piece. For sure. Plus, I don't want to choose. I'm bad at making decisions. Exactly. And Virgos. John Jay, you show love by optimizing your partner's entire life from their skincare routine to their 401k. You are learning or that you are the most reliable person on the planet, but you need to learn that relaxing isn't a chore for you. All right. Thank you very much. If we can get to your sign, I'll post it on our website. Getting to my sign.

2:02Oh, we didn't. That was our purpose. Why? They're all up at John Jay and Rich.com. That's what we have every month. All right. Go ahead. So Leo's, when we get locked down, we treat our relationships like a PR campaign and our partners, the co-star, where generous and protective, but we need to make sure that they're still giving us a standing ovation just for existing. What I would have done. I would say, well, Peyton, if you want to know your sign, go to John Jay and Rich.com. It's up there. They're all up there. John Jay and Rich. Talk about new truth. Here's the truth. You could literally be adored by everyone and then come home and still get completely ignored by your own cat. It's classic cat behavior. But new Shiba Premium Puree is a lickable treat that changes all that. Their protein rich made with bone broth and have the smooth, creamy texture cats go crazy for, especially when it's hand fed. Yeah, it's more than a treat. It's a fast pass to favorite human status. So feed your cat Shiba and go from totally ignored to truly adored in just 12 days, guaranteed, or your money back. Learn more at Shiba.com.

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