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Johnjay & Rich On Demand — Payton's Predictions. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
0:00It's time for patents, predictions, for horoscopes, what do you got, Peyton? Okay, so actually the vibe is gonna be Disney Channel Throwback vibes because I'm still milking this and we're giving away dummy libato tickets in like an hour, so I feel like it's fitting. Also, if it's your birthday today, you are in Aries, you share a birthday with Diana Ross, Leslie Mann, and bad baby, you know, catch me outside, how about that? You share a birthday with her, and she's in Aries, which makes sense because they argue all the time. You know, we got a text about Aries. We have so many text messages, which is great, but it's hard for me to find it, which is like, I'm in Aries, you never do Aries, could you please do Aries? So can you do Aries? Yeah, I can do Aries, so Aries is actually gonna be Sharpe Evans from high school musical because you're bold and competitive, just like her, and you absolutely refuse to settle for anything less than center stage, your fabulous energy is exactly what Aries season is all about. All right, Shannon, good morning, what's your sign? Aquaria. Okay, Aquarius, you're actually a really fun one, you're Lily Truscott, that is Emily Osment
1:01in Hannah Montana, you're that quirky best friend who isn't afraid to be a little weird or take a risk for the people that you love. You marched to the beat of your own drum and your own skateboard every now and then. Oh, I love it, because that's exactly how I am. Oh, that's perfect. Yeah, I love Lily's character, she was super fun. Thanks, Shannon. Bye, Shannon. Thank you. Yeah, here's the text. We need to make sure to do Aries horoscope every day of Aries season, like you've been doing all the other ones pretty, pretty please. I've been waiting all year for this. I'm an Aries. So you just did. I love it. And also, like, seriously, if you're an Aries call us, because I want to talk to you. Brent, good morning. What's your sign? Yes. What's your sign, Brent? Hi. I'm good for you. Good. How are you? I'm super good. What's your sign? Where were you born? Yes. Brent.
2:07I'm a Gemini. Perfect. So yeah, you're the twin sign. So actually, for this Disney Channel-like era for you, you are Hannah Montana, because you're the ultimate best of both world sign with two distinct personalities. You're a social chameleon who can go from normal girl to superstar in a single wig change. OK, Brent. Have a great day. Sorry to bother you. How about Pisces? OK, Rich is our Pisces in the room. Your Disney Channel girly pop is Lizzie McGuire. Heck yeah. Hillary Dove, Cadet Kelly. You are the ultimate dreamer with a literal inner voice at narrator life. You're emotional, you're artistic, and you're just trying to figure out where you fit in this big, weird world. We're the same. Me and Lizzie. You and Lizzie. How about for Leo's? Yeah, I'm a Leo. As Leo's, we are London-tipped in. Firstly, London is back in Cody, because we were born for the spotlight, and we aren't afraid to treat ourselves to the finer things in life. We're generous and iconic, and yay, me! Is literally our daily mantra.
3:08I love London-tipped. Prindle? Prindle. What about Virgo's? Virgo, John Jay, you're Teddy Duncan. That is actually, why am I having a brain fart? Bridget Menler. She's like crazy smart right now. She's always been crazy smart, but she's like really smart, because I think she works on that. She works on that. Yeah, well, you're organized, and you're actually a responsible one who's always documenting their life and doing video diaries to help other people learn from your mistakes. You are that glue that keeps your chaotic family together. And brilliant and genius and handsome. And works for NASA. How about Libra's? Kyle, your girly pop Disney Channel star is raven. Raven. Raven. Raven. Raven, a back star from that so-raven. So Raven, Simone, you're stylish, you're social, and you can see the future of every social situation before it even goes down. You just want everyone to get along, even if your plans usually end up in a hot mess. True. Let's just all get a long game. If we get to sign up, post on our website, johnjanerich.com.
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