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No, please call us. We need to know. We have questions. I have a question for the room. Yeah. Okay. Realistically, how long does it take you guys to get ready every morning? Two hours. Rush or unrushed? Like. Yeah, that's a good question. On average. Two hours. Two hours. Would you wake up? On average. Yeah. Like two hours from when I wake up to when I'm out the door. Really? Wow. That's impressive. That includes breakfast and like watching some TV. Okay. I did my time getting ready. It takes me unrushed an hour and a half from when I wake up to what I'm sitting down. I've got a time. But I don't do makeup reprieve breakfast. It shows you all the stupid stuff I do. From get like up to out the door. I'm about 35 minutes. That's but that shower shave. Rich picked me up this morning. Like he does every day. And from when I woke up to when Rich picked me up because I was it I rushed. It was 45 minutes. Okay. Okay. That means rushing. I can get out the door in a half an hour if I really wanted to. I don't like that. I can't get out the door in 15 minutes. I'm sure you could. I'm saying like it takes me that long to like like if I really just like doing a rush makeup

and rush hair and whatever. Like I can do it in 30 minutes but I don't prefer. I wonder if we could tell if you rush your makeup. If you look different. Did you notice yesterday? Was it rush? I actually thought your makeup looks so good. I almost said that to yesterday. I thought another couple minutes. I said it. I'm complimented too much. I was going to say why your makeup looks great. I was going to say there's a new secret there for you. It's rush. It was the color that you're wearing from your color theory and it probably was because I was wearing a pink shirt. And it's spring. Yeah. You're a true spring. Yeah. That's kind of fun. But why do you ask that question? Well, I ask the question because for me realistically like no shower makeup hair brushing my teeth getting my clothes on. That takes me about probably 20 minutes to get out of the door. But for me, it doesn't matter if I have 20 minutes to get ready. I can get out the door. But if I have an hour to get ready, it takes me an hour to get ready. And then I'm always rushing at the end of it. You know, I called Rich today. Bring that up to you that today.

I was like, man, I woke up so much earlier today. I'm still walking in the same time. It is so frustrating to me because I feel like I'm trying to be proactive. I would love to be like Kyle. Have some breakfast in the morning. Have a pep in my step watching TV. I've cut it down to two things. When I had this conversation with Rich, just the other day, I go, man, I woke up so much earlier today. I'm here at the same time. And I don't know why. And he's like, well, what did you do? And I said, well, I think I spent an extra a lot of time in the hot tub this morning. But then, and I also spent a lot of time doing scrolling, right? Like I, when you have, you realize you have extra time also on Instagram. And I'm looking at all the different stuff that's going on in the world. Is could that, could you do that? Yeah, sometimes I feel like you hot tub in the morning. No, I don't. But I do do scroll like before I get up out of bed. But I don't know. I feel like something in my brain like mentally is like, you can take your time. I feel like most people are like that. Like, I mean, that's what you do. You adjust to how like we had to wake up, I had to wake up extra super early. And I went to bed super late that I before. So I had less time. You ready? So I got ready quicker. You know what I mean?

And when I know I've got time, I'm like, yeah, watch a little TV. Yeah, good. That's the secret of it. Eat my breakfast gingerly. It's like, what time? I always go like, what time do I need to be on the highway to be here at the time? Because I look pretty far away. Yeah. So what time do I need to hit that 202 to be here at the time I want to be here? And then I set my alarm for the latest possible for me to do all the things. Because I get a brush. I get a floss. You know, you have to have to do all that. I have to shower. I have to shave. I do think there's something to like, I like, if I have whatever, 30 minutes or two hours, you're ready. I am always rushing out the door. Like, I'm always like, oh, wait, I spent too much time doing that. I gotta get sure you have your go time. Where is thank you? Look at the clock. You're like, well, gotta get out of here. Uh-oh. I need to leave five minutes ago. Yeah. Exactly. Are you still, are you using the alarm that I got you for Christmas? No. What the hell? I haven't come out of the box. Oh, what? She said she wanted an alarm. She's waiting to do it. So it's got her like a real old school alarm. So we'd wake her up. Yeah. But also like, I live with people.

I can't just have the alarm. Ring a link. Ring a link. Sure you can't your job. Well, what happens is like, I have, I have three alarms I use now. And I always, because I don't want to wake up. Blake, I always get up before my alarms go off. It's like a challenge. You know, so I rarely just my alarm go off. That's wild. All right. My alarm is like my phone on vibrate. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. That wakes you up. So you have your phone next to you? Yeah, I know. I don't get to die. I know. I don't know that I would wake you up. Daniel, good morning. You're on the air. I'm having a more dilemma. And uh, I was worried if you guys could help me out. Okay. Yeah. My best friend, Aaron, known him since kindergarten. Uh, been close forever. He's always been a good guy. Uh, but recently he got engaged and I think he's getting cold feet. Okay. Honestly, it's another friend of all of ours. Uh, you know, in college here. And, you know, it's a great relationship. But he keeps mentioning things along the lines of like cheating, re-downloading. I'm talking about men when me and him are just hanging out.

Not when she's around. But like, you know, re-downloading. I don't think he's actually cheated at all. You know, I feel like he's just like projecting his nerves and kind of like getting in his head about like, oh, I'm going to be, uh, taken man soon. But, you know, I don't know if I need a series to like, sit him down and address it before he actually does something your regrets. Like, what do you, what do you all think I should do? That, I think you need to be like, hey, I've noticed you'd sang these songs. You know, I think you need to be like, hey, I've noticed you'd sang these things. Do you want to open up about how you're feeling? Are you getting cold feet because as a friend, if you know he's with a good girl, you don't want him to lose that. Yeah. Yeah, I think I mean, you should definitely tell her. And I mean, because I'm, I mean, I'm getting married. It's had to get married in a couple months. But if I knew my fiance was doing that, like to me, like, that would just break my heart. And if one of his friends knew, and they didn't say anything, I don't know how. Not to you, but to him. Right. Yeah, because that's the, that's the easy.

Because it's like the people around you are still allowing you to like, hate that way too. You know, I think that says a lot about cold feet. Very common, by the way, very, very common. Yeah, he might be just, he might just be getting his thoughts out before he takes the step, you know, like missing the old world a little bit. Doesn't mean he's doing anything. But if you talk to him about it, that also might have been him kind of like, you know, hey, ask me about this, because I don't know if I want to get married or not. He's trying to kick open the door of conversation. Yeah. Yeah. You see, I'm just also really worried that he is at the end of saying that he, that he has cheated or something. And then that puts me in the demo, because like I said, she's a friend as well. Hmm. Yeah, well, don't worry about that until it comes to that. You know? Yeah. Really, which you want to do to have the conversation? Yeah. Thanks for the advice. This is Chelsea, handler from Dear Chelsea. After the big game like most people, I kept thinking about the commercials. And there was one that stayed with me. It was from the Blue Square Alliance against hate. And it wasn't loud or flashy. It showed a Jewish kid being targeted at school and another student who chose not to ignore it.

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