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Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radial Studio, the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

I'm strong and getty and up.

He is Armstrong and Getty.

US fertility rates have just hit record lows.

Experts blame increased contraceptive use, economic uncertainty, and the chicks around the office not making much of an effort to look hot anymore.

Doesn't sound like science to me.

Actually, world fertility rate is the lowest it's ever been, which is interesting.

As we pointed out across all socio economic doesn't matter, rich country, poor country, democracy, dictatorship, no matter what it is.

People have stopped having babies.

And how have I not even heard a good theory about white testosterone levels or dropping among everybody?

So I'm going to kind of do the weave here.

I'm going to make all this fit together.

I love this.

So we're following the Clancy trial like a lot of America is and it's in day five of deliberations.

And I, the closest I ever got to being on a jury once I've never made it to be in on a jury.

The closest I ever got, I got booted out over this question.

This is the reason I got booted off the jury.

The question can we hang them?

The question was from one of the lawyers, the defense lawyer I think.

Who booted me off for asking the question, looking back over your life, starting today and looking backwards, which I thought was an interesting way to position it as opposed to just in general, starting today and looking backwards is your where you are in life, mostly your decisions or circumstances.

And I said, obviously my decisions and out of here, get him out of here.

And so it would seem to me that there's a little bit of a personality trait that goes on with this.

Some of it is the way you're brought up.

Some of it is a personality trait.

It seems to me.

I don't know that.

It's just my guess.

Working toward a survey of particularly women in whether they, who they blame for their situation in life.

I've told this story many times before.

I don't take credit for this.

It's either a personality type or the way I was brought up.

But I have one period of my life.

I was working three jobs.

I was so broke.

I mean, things were really, really going poor.

Never, ever, not even for the tiniest instance that I ever think it was anybody else's fault.

Not the economic structure we have.

Not the job market.

Not a single thing.

I knew that was my decisions.

Many of them poor that had gotten me into that circumstance.

And I know a young man who is exactly the opposite.

And it makes me insane.

And no, it's not a blood relative of my no, but yeah.

And I don't like, I said, I don't get credit for that.

It was either my upbringing or it's a personality type that you have a tendency to blame yourself for everything.

Like I think I do it too much.

I can think of examples that had to be pointed out by other people.

You know, they played a role in that too.

Here's some things they did.

I was just saying everything that's happened.

This is my fault.

Which is also to a certain extent, an ego thing.

Like you think you're such a freaking big deal that you control every aspect of your life.

So it can cut many different ways.

Sure.

That you take the credit and blame for everything that happens to you.

But again, I, my life was not going well.

And it never at any point even poked in a tiny bit that there was some other thing to blame for this.

I just, I shouldn't have done this.

I shouldn't have done that.

I am a procrastinator.

I mean, I got a long, I got a long list of the reasons why I'm in this situation.

Ah, yes. That's familiar ground to me.

Yes.

So again, maybe I should talk to somebody smarter about it.

Is that a personality trait to a certain extent?

I don't know.

Anyway, sure.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Coming up, Joe's devastating thing to say to an excuse maker.

It's a date with us.

Yeah.

I want to hear that.

Here's the poll that they did.

This is from the service.

I know it's devastating because it devastated me back to you.

Survey Center on American Life.

Um, asking women.

I want to get the question right here.

The challenges that you face in American society are in a great deal due to the behavior or actions of men.

Yes or no?

The challenges that you face in life as a woman in American society are in a great deal due to the behavior of actions or actions of men.

They haven't broken down by ages.

I can tell you this.

At ages and party, whether you're a Republican or Democrat across all ages, the numbers aren't even close between Republican and Democrat.

Doesn't matter the age group.

Very small percentage of Republican women say it's because of men.

Men that I'm in this, you know, the challenges I have in my life.

Whereas for Democrats, it's at least half even at the older end and grows as you get younger.

Yeah.

Not even close for young women will go women 18 to 29 adults, but under 30 only 18% of Republican women say my challenges are because of men.

Two thirds of Democratic women that age say my challenges in life are because of men.

Wow.

Wow.

A conflict of visions.

I would say so.

One of the reasons that I despise the blaming another thing for your position is it's a recipe for never getting out of that situation.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Oh, there it is. My favorite Eric Huffer quote.

For many people in excuse is better than an achievement because an achievement no matter how great leaves you having to prove yourself again in the future, but an excuse can last for life.

Yeah, I watch out for that in my kids all the time.

I mean, it comes up a lot.

Well, wait a second.

We're not going to blame them for this.

How about the fact that you could have blah, blah, blah.

Because it's just, you know, you're just you're destined to be in a bad spot and miserable if you use other outside factors for your situation in my mind.

Yeah, absolutely.

But in this case, it's particularly men, young women, two thirds of young Democratic women think their situation, their challenges in life are because of men.

So I think I'm in.

Wow, it's not even just things outside my control. It's specifically men.

Yeah, you want to date that person as a man?

Do you want to date that person as a man? Not a freaking chance.

No, no. Perhaps a brief encounter.

Then see you.

But I've never swung that way just speaking for some of the fellas in the audience.

See you.

Oh, God.

Yes.

So now you're going to drop your truth bomb.

Oh, yes. So embarrassing revelation as particularly as a younger man.

And I've thought a lot about why this was.

I had, I liked being good at things.

And I was proud of it.

I enjoyed, you know, being recognized or praised as being good at things.

And so when I screwed up, it messed with my self image.

And so I would look for excuses.

And I realized, you know, as I got older and matured that that's not good.

You've got to be willing to be humble and you've got to be willing to make mistakes

and take instruction. That sort of thing.

But I was a little slow to come to it.

Part of the reason I came to it.

And I don't remember the context.

But it doesn't actually matter.

Somebody listed off excuses.

And the response was, yeah, those are the things you would have overcome if you'd been successful.

And I was like, oh, yes, excuses are offered as if they were, you know, the gigantic pile of rocks

that sealed you in a cave that there's no one often they're just like, you know, little hurdles you had to hop over.

Yeah, those are the things you would have overcome if you're successful.

Go!

So, you know, you can say that to somebody gently, perhaps a young person,

and say, you know, the stuff you talked about, was that really impossible to overcome or was it just kind of inconvenient?

We all learned at different speeds.

It's probably the thing I worry about it is it being a habit.

I don't know that it is, but I would think that it would be where you get into the habit of always looking for the thing that caused me to fail here.

Oh, yeah, absolutely. It's a habit.

As opposed to the me constantly beating myself up for all the many things I did, they cost me to fail, and there's usually a long list.

Self-flagulation, one of the great pleasures of life.

Idiot. Idiot.

Yeah.

It's human beings. It's amazing how different we are.

You have the same.

Go ahead. Go ahead.

I'm jacking on strong.

No, you're not joking. I'm joking.

I found this poll disturbing.

Even when you get older, the older crowd, and like, well, I'll go to this demographic day here, 65 and older.

Only 16% Republican women, you're late in life.

You're looking back over your life, mostly at this point. You're over 65.

You're looking at the challenges you face throughout life.

Only 16% Republican women blamed men a great deal, the behavior or actions of men.

Half of women.

You're over 65 years old, and half of Democratic women are still blaming men for the situation here.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

I'm reminded of some of the better, smarter things we've read from people who are not just looking to take partisan shots and touchdowns,

but have actually studied this.

And they talk about how the philosophy of the left is one of grievance and having to change things because they're unfair.

You can't motivate change by saying it's a good system.

We just need to tweak it and adjust it a little bit.

You've got to constantly convince people that if you're not miserable, those people are.

And you should be miserable on their behalf.

It was all about why do women of the left, particularly young women of the left, have multiples, the psychological diagnoses of young women of the right.

And it's the constantly being convinced by forces outside themselves and then finally they internalize it and buy themselves that they should be miserable.

If that's your attitude when you get up in the morning, that I should be miserable and hurt and angry or else I'm not a good person.

That is absolutely the recipe for misery.

But that's how the left tries to get people to come to get to the polls and donate money and the rest of it.

There's an element of it on the right too, particularly if the left isn't charged, but it's just it's got a different flavor to it on the right.

Hey, we got to get back to the things that worked as opposed to you should be miserable and you should blame others.

Who do I got to bring down to finally be happy?

Probably we're throwing in. There's probably a solid one woman out of eight that most of her problems were caused by some man somewhere. It's entirely possible. It happens.

I know some fellow soos several miseries have been caused by women, but you can't make victimhood your worldview or you are done.

Yeah.

It's easy for you to say you're a white man. Shut up.

I never did get to the time, time management lessons I got from an Uber driver the other day. Maybe I'll put that in the podcast.

I don't know. We do have some more news of the day to get to. Anyway, stick around. Gonna be a good hour.

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Meta, that's Facebook and Instagram. They're on a pony up $18 billion because you know this is big.

This is the first time a court has ruled and people have ruled. You can't purposely add dick people especially children.

This is something that's this harmful like we did with cigarettes. They did the same thing.

So there are new rules. If you're under 18, no Facebook and no Instagram between midnight and 6am and the kids will be exclusively on porn hub.

So progress comes in small steps.

That's funny. For a lot of young men that might be the case. I can't be on Facebook. I guess I guess I'll go back to porn.

How many young men are on Facebook? They might be on Instagram.

Well Instagram, yeah. The Graham and Brenda.

So I hate to do the whole Republican Democrat. They're wrong or right thing.

There's a lot of problems to go around. But there's definitely some truth to this.

This is from James Lindsay who Joe talked to while I was gone. I got to miss out on it unfortunately.

I really like James Lindsay anti-communist. He put this out the other day and this fits in with someone to bring up around the whole Lake Ontario deal.

James Lindsay, a hard truth. The rampant tribal polarization and continued deletion of our own society will only continue escalating until we figure out how to deliver the mainstream to the community.

The Democrat voter from the friend enemy distinction. There's no saving America without this. That's the whole we think they're wrong. They think we're evil thing.

Right. And I got into this last night. So I flip on MSNBC, the 11th hour and they were bemoaning the fact that Apple had caved using my finger quotes. This is what they called it.

Google Maps went ahead and renamed Lake Ontario Lake America on their site. Apple had not. Then one of the MSNBC hosts was upset that Apple did change their map also to from Lake Ontario to Lake America.

And then I had this nugget yesterday. Map quest has seen the biggest surge in their app downloads ever because they said they will not rename Lake Ontario to Lake America.

And it's currently the top free app in both Apple's US and Canadian app stores. The fact that any of you out there to me, it's like those of you who flip me off because I'd run a Tesla.

What you kind of car, I don't know. Those you who are downloading a different map app when you clearly have what you like now or you would have gotten it before because of Trump, you're nuts.

You're nuts.

There's so much money to be made keeping us at each other's throat. That's what strikes me.

That you've made politics this much of your life. I just need to go on the map and figure out how to get to the pet food store where I'm going to stop and buy some pet.

No, this is the this map has changed Lake Ontario to Lake America. So I won't use it anymore. I'm going to find a different one and download it and go through the what.

You're all crazy. I hate to come off as self satisfied too late, but blah, blah, blah, the internet. I was talking about before.

Just this this war with each other constantly tribal. Everything's a virtue signal, a tribal signal. It's all fueled by the freaking internet.

I'm quit making politics. Everything in your life. Do you know a lot of us don't think about it. I talk about it for a living and I don't think about it near as much as a lot of you do.

Don't you have something else you're interested in? I have good friends who were lefties and occasionally we'll talk about issues, but mostly we just talk about the things we have in common. It's fine. I'm happy that way.

But yeah, I yeah, blah, blah, blah, the internet telling you on the blog. It right now. Find the plug, yank it. If you know where it is, if you know where it is, do it.

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Oh, yeah. I wish I had that when my kids were a little bit awesome.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. What should I do? I just did this. I mentioned a while ago and I'm in the middle of freaking doing it again.

When I injured myself and was trying to get ready for a golf tournament, I said, all right, I need a day by day step by step rehab plan.

Here's the injury. Here's what I feel. It was three days ago. blah, blah, blah. What do I do? And I went day by day according to that plan. Like I had a like a physician who I could call every single day and say, yeah, it's a little better, but not a lot better.

And then it would tell me, all right, we're going to hold back on the the aggressive stretching. I want you to do what you do. It was amazing.

Yeah, amazing. And of course they make mistakes, but so the doctors, I don't know if you've noticed. Anyway, good point.

So this was this was quite a moment. The Republicans on the transportation committee, including old friend of the Armstrong getty show.

Congresswoman Tom McClintock held a hearing about illegal immigrants being granted trucker commercial licenses in states like Cal Unicornia, for instance, obscene turns out many thousands of truck drivers are illegals that were given licenses by many states, California being the prominent one, but lots of states across the country.

And they can't read the road signs. They don't speak English. Well, and it's a really good job. How about American citizen to get those jobs? Well, they can't fill those jobs.

Don't give you starting on the welfare state. But anyway, what would the wages be if you didn't have a legal labor?

It's an excellent point. Excellent point. But so anyway, at this hearing, they had a gentleman by the name of Marcus Coleman testify.

He and his family were hit by a semi being driven by an illegal immigrant with a license he never should have had. And his daughter had a serious head injury and will never be a hundred percent right, which is absolutely heartbreaking. His daughter's a little kid.

And the Democrats who are sitting stone faced in this hearing because they're all in favor of sanctuary states and that sort of thing. At one point said, Mr. Coleman were very sorry for your daughter's problem and that this happened to you and clip 81, air Michael. Mr Coleman replied.

How is that okay? How are you guys not fighting for this right here? How are you guys not fighting for this?

I reject your guys as sympathy to be honest with you. There's no way you guys are sorry. Not one of you guys have ever called me. Not one of you guys have ever reached out to me.

Not one of you guys have ever sat there and seen me in the hallways and said, hey, sorry about your daughter. You guys do it right here where you guys are grandstanding on top of your soapbox. This is when you guys care.

Right here inside this room is the only time you guys care. I've never received anything from anybody over here, at all, regarding my daughter or my family.

Or anything. Hey, Mr. Coleman, your guys is the lila law. I want to help you revise this so we were interested inside of it. Nothing. You guys have no pathway to anything.

I'm glad he explained it at the end. He's been trying to promote this law to crack down on this very sort of thing in the name of his daughter and has gotten nothing but resistance from the left.

Not even a, I'm so sorry about your daughter. The laws it stands would be a problem because of this, but hey, can we work together just nothing but a stiff arm in the face.

This being married to the idea of sanctuary laws or illegals getting tribal licenses to drive some I truck or whatever.

In the name of tribalism or diversity or whatever is just so crazy. It is another one of those topics where you're like, why am I having to make this argument?

Are you seriously like calling me a bad person because I don't want illegal immigrants who can't speak or read English to have commercial drivers licenses and drive multi-ton semis down the road.

I've got to make that case for you. I know it's insane. Let's jump to 83 Michael.

Sanctuary cities allow so much to be done that it's almost like the parents not there to take care of the household and everybody's running around and doing what they want to do.

And it sucks. It honestly does. You guys said that you guys talk about ice invading cities and doing this and doing that. I agree with Mr. Gordon. Jordan, sorry.

If you guys, if the state sat there and told them come pick up the person, it would take one or two people to go do it. Instead they got to send an army out there because now they have to look for them.

And then since it's a sanctuary state, you got people sitting there abusing the ice, the ice officers that are out there.

Then the next club Michael. I have a whole statement right here that I was going to read to you guys, but just listening to you guys, none of this is relevant anymore because you guys just changed so much.

It makes no sense at all. My daughter doesn't deserve this. She didn't ask for any of this. The people that jumped the fence did though. They knew exactly what they were doing. They still chose to move forward in that direction. And every day something's happening to somebody.

And it is your guys as fault. I hold each and every one irresponsible for it. And I always will.

More real Americans, fewer politicians grandstanding. Did that make it on to any mainstream news though or is it the classic, you know, Fox viewers sought, but they already felt this way.

And people on the other side of the issue don't know what the story even happened. They won't even hear about it. I don't know the answer to that question. I wish I did.

I saw it on Fox news and flip through the networks news as I often do because I'm so disgusted by that point. I can't stand to watch them.

Oh, I'm going to need that much weather. Well, right. Yeah, exactly. Extreme weather sweeping across every day. I swear to God, David, me or bent nose jackass. I swear to God, he pre records that so he can finish up his smoke or more likely his set of curls.

He's doing it before he goes on the air. So he's nice and jacked. And he pre records that opening because they run it every single night.

So this does. Do you think he lives right before the show? So he's got his pump on. Well, he's got a sport coat on. Now when he's on scene, he always has the skin type black t-shirt gone. So yeah, those scenes, those on site things, he definitely pranks out 40 pushups before the camera starts rolling. So he's got his pump going.

And particularly that's right, sir. So in our latest story, the most promoted news outlets on Apple news and Google news have not endorsed a Republican in the last 10 presidential elections.

The latest sign of anti conservative bias by the popular news aggregators, according to a new analysis by the media research center, which is a conservative watchdog group whoop that tracks media bias.

It found that newspapers and magazines, most feature of featured most prominently on Apple news and Google news have exclusively endorsed Democrats since 1988.

While Republicans have received zero, their most featured outlets are the New York Times, the Washington Post, the Guardian, the LA Times and USA today, 28 to zero.

No, that sounds fair. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, even people who think, I'm not just going to go to those few big news, liberal news outlets, I'm going to let, you know, a neutral news aggregator like Apple news and Google news feed me a pulpery of news.

Now, they're still getting what you're describing. They have no idea that, that dad, that heartbroken dad and his little girl were there in front of Congress, they'll never see it.

And it's no way to run a country, son. I don't know how to break out of that. I don't either. Especially because it's partisanship is profitable.

I love the free market. I absolutely love it. But it is in these days of online tribalism. Media, which is so important is back to being 100% partisan, which it has been through a lot of our history.

But it's a shame because there's so much at stake now and things move so quickly that we can't afford it like we used to be able to when you'd find out who won the election six weeks after or by, you know, the pony express or some kind of donkey riding through town who just mentions, oh,

McKinley one by cracky. You think I don't damn McKinley. Hey, do you have any idea why Colin Kaepernick is back in the news? Is there a documentary or did he do a big interview or no, I have no idea what who wants that? I think he has a book out actually. He has a book out. There's got to be something because it keeps popping up and I hadn't seen him for the least. God. So I've got Dr. Jill's book and Joe Biden's book and Kamala Harris's book. I haven't finished them yet.

And now I've got this must read join in the pile. Well, the NFL seasons kicking off and come March. It will be the 10 year anniversary of him opting out of his 49ers contract and him being out of the NFL sense.

And now a decade. I'm reading from whatever post this is now a decade after the protest began. Do you know what Colin Kaepernick is? He's a big football player. He was like the best player in the league there for a couple of months. I mean, he just did all kinds of crazy stuff and nobody could stop him and took the he never lost a game.

Took the 49ers to the Super Bowl. A couple plays away from winning and it was really quite amazing. But then he decided, well, Joe's theory is he started having sex with a hotty socialist.

Well, the title of his book ought to be don't get a hot Marxist girlfriend. She'll screw up your life. That should be the title. And she said that it was awful the way that America's was treating black people in cops and remember when that was the biggest story in America.

Anyway, so Colin Kaepernick started kneeling for the national anthem. He's the one that started that often. So then no team wanted him. And now a decade after the protest began, he points to his earlier success and ask why he couldn't even get another workout. He never even got a workout with a team coming on the back of going to a Super Bowl, going to an NFC championship setting records and not a single team would bring me in even for a workout. That sounds like collusion to me.

Because the NFL had to get around the idea that they were colluding in any way to keep this player out. Right.

It is something. I mean, a guy of his skills, you could have done all kinds of awful things, beaten up women, abusing children, all kinds of stuff. And there's lots of teams that would try you out if you had that resume.

But you know, were used to that or fans put up with that or whatever. And nobody wanted to touch the meals for the hate America guy.

Right. Right. Yeah. Well, you know, I'm absolutely willing to give that a fair hearing. But my take then was there any entertainment business. And this guy is guaranteed box office poison to borrow a term for the game.

And to borrow a term from the movies. And you know, if you lined 10 guys up, you know, up again. So maybe it's a speed dating thing. And there are some toothless crack smoking hagg who was one of the speed

skaters. Nice rack. No, you're an idiot. But and if all 10 of those guys pass on said hag, that's not collusion.

That's just come on. Colin Kaepernick would have been explosively controversial in an entertainment industry.

If all 10 guys pass on the hagg, they didn't need to get together in a room and say, are we all in? Are we all agreement? No, I'm going to pass on the toothless crack Hag, right?

Jim, are you in not necessary?

When I'm saying, well, it's a pretty good illustration of the story that owners did not need to get together and say 75% of our fan base is going to boycott.

Right. I know, Katie. It's pretty funny. To pass on the toothless egg toothless crack egg is my two slam. Wow. You toothless crack. It's blunt. Yeah. Oh God, you're a word. Honestly, you're a poet. I feel bad for the guy. I really do. Maybe instead I've raised three kids. He was a young man. He was an athlete. He was not sophisticated in the ways the world. And he's not.

He's not the world. And he fell under a seductress who is a hardcore Marxist. And she turned his head around. And he thought he was doing the right thing. You weren't Colin. You weren't. He got the big crazy hair.

And then he turned with the toothless crack. He turned on his parents who adopted him and raised him, which was really awful. So sad. Yeah.

Maybe I will read his book. Joel Read his book after he finishes. Biden's book will finish strong next.

Cockroaches love coffee. And there's a 100% chance that if you're drinking ground up coffee, you're probably drinking ground up cockroaches too. And I just recently went to the doctor and they couldn't figure out what was wrong with my GI track. They thought I had Crohn's disease, a gluten allergy, high low blood pressure. You name it.

They also did allergy tests, but do you know what they didn't test for? The ingredient, coxenium, which is literally ground up buzz. And it's not only in your coffee, it's also in a lot of processed food.

So then I had to go and get a special test for that to come to find out that's exactly what I've been allergic to this entire time. And then the doctor laughs like, oh, a little protein never hurt nobody. But in your case, it is hurting you.

All right. All right. You won in 10 million people find the rest of us. It hasn't hurt us even in the least. It's fine. Yeah.

Like. So there's some ground up cockroaches in a lot of stuff. Okay. I find clip 10 more compelling. Honestly, rip from today's headlines.

And all he's harmless, but it's a weird fetish, coaching down like he would normally would and he'll just look around and then just trying to take the chance to sniff like any woman's butt.

First time I caught him, I was like, what is this guy doing? He looks creepy. Do you want a sniff blood? You could do it. Sniff somewhere else.

He looks creepy in what way? That's the store manager who busted the so-called serial butt sniffer for violating the terms of his parole, etc.

Where did that occur, Katie? Southern California. Yeah. It's been an L.I. Glendale, I think. Yeah. I believe it was at the Glendale Mall.

The last time we had him on, he was at like a Barnes and Noble or something like that at a bookstore. Yeah. Just to clarify, the last time we talked about him, we haven't had him on.

Right. He's not a friend of the show. Please welcome the Armstrong and getty show the serial butt sniffer SPS. Thanks for joining us today.

Oh, yeah. No problem. Long time no, listen, I love the show. So at the bookstore, I remember he would, he'd like he'd walk up behind a woman that he whatever a track that he was tying his shoe.

Yeah, and he would bend over to act like he was tying his shoe so he could get close enough to in theory.

Yes, to what he does. He's being called the California butt sniffer or the California crotch crotch crouter.

What's interesting is that so he got caught doing that told hey, that's not cool and it's you know close enough to a crime. He goes to jail.

He gets out and immediately starts doing it again.

Huh. I call that dedication.

Stictuitiveness. It's battle thoughts. I'm strong again. It's battle thoughts. It's battle thoughts. I'm strong again.

Here's your host for final thoughts. Joe get it. How about a final thought from everybody on the crew to wrap up things for the day. Wouldn't that be delightful?

Mike Lineslow will lead the way. Michael final thoughts. I'm making my Christmas list already. I do this early. You know, this is so far. I got Colin Kaplanick memoir for Hanson.

You have to do Dr. Jill Biden book for Jack and Kamala Harris for Joe just need one for Katie.

Just a quick note, Michael. She's not a real doctor. Katie Greener esteemed the news woman as a final thought Katie.

The manager of that shop said that he can go somewhere else for a bus and I would like to know where these places are.

To avoid them. Yes, Jack, a jack of final thought for us. One of my kids is on a field trip for school for the next two and a half days.

It's going to be gone and it's going to be very weird only having one kid to take care of the next couple of days. It's like I'm on a little mini vacation. So part of time.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Go get it. So my final thought quoting my esteemed partner for many years ago. Anytime you read an article about your profession in the newspaper, you realize how inaccurate and incomplete it is.

Why do you think it's accurate and complete when they're talking about other professions? Another example of that. I'll just say Wall Street Journal today. Check it out if you want.

It's discouraging. Right. Armstrong and Getty. Rappic of another grueling four hour work day. So many people of length. Thank you. So little time. Good Armstrong and Getty.com. Pick up some swag at the A&G store. Drop us a note mail back at Armstrong and Getty.com. If you haven't subscribed to our podcast yet, do it.

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You hate the s*** lose up. Damn. It's just way it is. And boom goes the dynamite. So let's go with the bind. You know what? I'm in the mood for bone deep sadness.

Sadden to the bones to the bone. Full of melancholy. That's a sad.

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