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Pablo's Rhino – Act Three

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PABLO’S RHINO – ACT THREE

This is it. The rhino’s still dead. Pablo’s still insane. And our three idiots? They’re in way too deep… and now they’re in a musical.

Charlie’s hallucinating. Sam might be in love. Marcus definitely joins a jungle cult. And somehow, everyone’s singing. Yes, even Pablo. Yes, it slaps.

There’s a DEA sting gone sideways. A Colombian jungle rave with ayahuasca and jazz hands. A butt gets shot. A fake rhino gets stolen. And the final scene? Picture Book of Mormon on cocaine—if the choir was armed and one guy’s still pooping in a tree.

It’s sweaty. It’s stupid. It’s glorious.

This is Act Three of Pablo’s Rhino.

And it might just be our masterpiece.

Starring:

  • Tim Friedlander as the Narrator
  • Jim O'Heir as Charlie Bleeker – the neurotic, reluctant hero
  • Darin Toonder as Marcus – the chaos agent with a trust fund and a dream
  • Jeff Bergman as Sam – loyal, closeted, and occasionally clairvoyant
  • Wayne Lopez as Pablo Escobar – the crime lord-turned-cheesemaker with a soft spot for rhinos
  • Andrea Savo as Lucia – a badass Colombian cop who’s more Indiana Jones than law enforcement
  • Keylor Leigh as Audrey – Charlie’s sharp-tongued, no-bullshit ex-wife
  • Lynette Coll as Maria Chung Escobar – Pablo’s power-tripping wife with a hair-trigger temper
  • Dustin Green as Agent Knowles – a DEA cowboy with a chip on his shoulder
  • Holden Myers as Agent Martinez – the sidekick who really just wants empanadas


Written by Craig Goodwill & Sam Ruano, Pablo’s Rhino is a tequila-soaked thrill ride full of midlife panic, monkey knife fights, and unexpected heart.

Turn up. Black out. Hit play.



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