Operation Epic Furry

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Middle East again so you'll have plenty of oil spoiler alert we're talking about that

a lot today it's March it's March already it's almost my birthday again already time

is a vacuum everything is happening all at once and way too fast but it's fine because

because age you know age is a made up number time is a construct and and speaking of that

yesterday I got back from Korea I was in Korea all week I flew back I had a 13 hour flight

I'm so jet lagged I land I go straight home and start planning the podcast I'm freaking out

because gotta get the podcast done gotta drop the episode tomorrow doesn't matter how tired I am

doesn't matter that I haven't slept in like 36 hours gotta go gotta power through it I'm on my

way to record I'm headed to the studio and I realize oh it's Saturday oh it's uh I thought

it was Sunday all day it's Saturday and I realized that I had gone back in time because when you

travel from Asia back to America you gain a day I'm day maxing I'm creating days

and that's what I did apparently so I went back home I went to dinner with some friends

and I went back home that I went to bed and I slept for what felt like a calendar week

um Korea was a blast I was writing K-pop smashes with my friends over at SM

delayed bless them everything was amazing it was it was it was it was an amazing week just a

phenomenal week except I lost my fucking wallet uh I don't know where it is I don't know how I

lost it I literally landed in Los Angeles got up and was like where's my wallet and then I

thought back and I don't remember having it except for at the hotel room it's all I remember I don't

know what happened I don't know where it is I called the hotel don't have it called the airport

don't have it called Korean Air don't have it I just want to die I don't want to be alive I just

want to die today who can relate because now I have to get all my fucking cars replaced I have to

get a new ID a new driver's license I don't want to be alive I just want to die today

who can relate an extremely rare w for my ops the first good day to be my op on record

so savour it enjoy it make sure you chew it long before swallowing and really you really just

savour the flavor I was on a winning streak for the ages you win this round ops you win this round

uh really quickly let's get to the news here um in tech news meta was granted a patent for an AI

system that trains a model on a user's historical social media activity including post comments

likes and messages to simulate that user's behavior when they're dead

yeah the patented technology describes how an AI could keep an account active

by autonomously posting liking commenting replying to DMs and potentially even simulating

audio and video interactions in the user's voice or style the AI would act as a digital

standard for that person maintaining engagement on platforms like facebook and instagram after

the person has died of all the black mirror news that I've reported on this show this is the black

as to mirrors to all the mirror is obsidian who asked for this nothing like watching your dead ex

husband like in comment under thirst traps on only fans girls you know imagine a future you know

where you i can't wait to watch an a i clone of my deceased friend post a video sponsored by manscaped

i just who asked for this and speaking of things nobody asked for an instagram uh the

the fucking the CEO of instagram or whatever i don't know what he is he's like this he's like the

head of making instagram shittier uh was on a podcast this week and said this we are trying a

version of instagram that is basically you open it up and it's just stories and then you swipe

straight into reels um and if and when we launch it there's going to be all of the all of the energy

it's a heady for it so there'll be no grid posts at all no no it'll just be you you can swipe through

them too you'd have to select to be on the feed the feed would just feel more be more video it'll

still support photos but it'll be full screen one at a time oh how you consume video mostly

and how in the reels tab and shorts on youtube and all of it okay yeah that scares me

yeah i know i don't want to do that yeah i know i was gonna work yeah it's not

it's not gonna work meta why don't you just pay me i'll come in i'll sit down uh you can

pitch these terrible fucking ideas to me and i can go hey hey guys no hey guys stop this immediately

revert revert revert revert move to the left revert revert now slide stop be yourself what are you doing

we have tiktok at home i don't nobody wants to this would benefit me a lot right i mean as a guy

who just posts reels every day sick but i don't want the app to deteriorate into even more dog

shit every time i see this guy on my screen he's like hey we added a new feature to make instagram

way more inefficient and worse and then all the comments are like stop why are you doing this they don't

care what's this atom masari atom something this dude's name is i mean jesus christ dude terrible

uh all right let's just get into it yeah i've been gone for a week i know you guys missed me

and while i was gone the whole world is gone the fucking shit world where three has started uh it's

gonna get political you guys know i don't like to get political right i like to keep it right down

the middle you know who does though well that would of course be the most trusted source of news the

most trusted man on the most trusted source of news lead correspondent at gnn gino bori gino what's

going on in the world welcome to gnn your leading source of news politics and this week

world war three and now your host gino boy

good afternoon in shala and welcome to good luck with gino good afternoon good evening

and uh and this is the news

i i guys i don't know if i can do this episode in in the cardies

it it might be it might be time for a gnn special report what do you think

yeah guys i think it's time for a very rare gnn sponsored by pitvipers a pitviper mega ran

let's fight the mega round let's fight the mega round

we bombed you run

we did it who could have seen this coming me we bombed you run

it feels so good to be back

uh man i was just starting to think you know i could really go for another war in the middle

east i was getting a little you know right Pikachu weren't we getting a little bored weren't we

talking about that god i would love to occupy another could we could we flip over a regime or

what what do you say uh yeah so uh israel bombed iran which means we bombed iran and trump

in the wee hours of the night from marilago called on the strike it happened

and uh and i'm just gonna play the clip i think we should roll we should roll trump speech here

as he addressed the nation seeks to kill the lives of courageous american heroes

may be lost and we may have casualties that often happens in war but we're doing this

not for now we're doing this for the future and it is a noble mission we pray for every service

member as they selflessly risk their lives to ensure that americans and our children will never

be threatened by a nuclear armed iran yeah yeah basically uh basically just did the far quad

speech from trek some of you may die but it's a sacrifice i am willing to make he just went for it

yes send your sons and daughters to die for oil executives in netanyahu i'm proud to be an

american you know where service members willingly sacrifice their lives to distract us from the

fact that the president was besties with the sex trafficker and the doj is actively covering up

how involved he was note that he refers to it as war in this speech which you know

you need congressional approval for because it turns out it's illegal to take us to war without

congressional approval well it would be if laws existed yeah it would be illegal if uh you know

if congress was alive to see this i wonder what democrats would do if they had any authority what

so ever as donald trump announces we just bombed iran really for no reason in his fucking USA

baseball dad cap from his golf course country club not the situation room not the white house

he was golfing this weekend guys couldn't be bothered

i mean there's a lot of things i could say about why trump did this but i think it might be best if

if i let donald trump tell himself our president will start a war with a ran because he is

absolutely no ability to negotiate he's weak and he's ineffective yeah you really cooked at this

one unc yeah you're right on with this one unc here's another fun trump tweet remember that i

predicted a long time ago that president obama will attack iran because of his inability to negotiate

properly not skilled with an m-back when an m- didn't mean you were using chat gpt by the way well

put donald i have a question for the class if you're back home feel free to pull out a pen of paper

world war p df is underway because a trump needed a distraction from the Epstein files b

trump needed a reason to nuke the midterms c netanyahu said so or d all of the above please show

your work well anyway uh turns out trump was right because three americans already died

uh let's let's play the clip from today where trump talks about the fallen american heroes

earlier today sent com shared the news that three us military service members have been killed in

action as one nation we grieve for the true american patriots who have made the ultimate sacrifice

for our nation even as we continue the righteous mission for which they gave their lives

we pray for the full recovery of the wounded and send our immense love and eternal gratitude to

the families of the fallen and sadly there will likely be more before it ends that's the way it is

likely be more but we'll do everything possible where that won't be the case

that's just the way it is that's just the way it is that's just the way it is

that's just the way it is deal with it ma'am your son got killed in operation epic fury

because trump's getting killed in the polls that's just the way it is

I um ma'am oh god yeah we're we're sorry your your son was killed in duty

in operation epic fury that's just the way it is that's just the way it is

operation epic fury that's right that's the name that's the name of the mission

operation epic fury what is this helldivers operation mager storm

epic fury which is the same initials as Epstein files by the way

I wonder if that was on purpose uh sco anyway so this happens we bomb iran uh and of course

you know the timelines in complete disarray i'm chronically online i'm actually as the as we

bomb iran i'm taking off of my flight to korea and it's like the middle of the day so i'm just

online doom scrolling and you know half of mager is actually freaking out

they're like oh my god i didn't vote for this i did not vote for this

what you did

you did you did vote for that didn't you yeah you did and what's interesting is that

actions have consequences don't they votes have consequences uh you did vote for it

the other half of mega uh well they're doing this thing where um they just

completely contradict themselves maybe you've seen it here's one of my favorites uh there's a

lot of old tweets from jd vance president trump every single republic in congressman uh and person

in office every single republic in talking head on any podcast you've ever heard who spent

the entire election saying well trump's not going to well comel is going to lead us to war

comel is going to have your sons and daughters it fucking overseas fighting war in the middle east

trump no new wars here's asman gold i think that we we play too big of a role in other countries

military shit like we're too interventionary we we get too involved into other people's business

it's a waste of our money the people there are probably fucking hate us uh like where's really the

upside here right and stay out of it yeah exactly i'll put i'm not saying like we should be

totally isolationist but i think that the level that like that we try to play nation building especially

in places like this like you know like libya for example back in the day um what the fuck

or or a rock yeah absolutely not yeah it's too much man way too much i am actually i am so happy this

has happened i am just dramatically tremendously happy this has happened uh i know that you know

obviously i've talked about it for a long time about how big of a problem iran is and everything

i was a big supporter of us bombing them before and now we're bombing them again and this is just

amazing oh suddenly he's overjoyed these people believe in nothing

they believe in nothing they have no north star they go where the wind blows them and the wind

being the whim of their cult leader you see it couldn't be more obvious now

and i got a wonder is there a single moment of self-reflection where they wake up in the morning

the day the day of the bombing and they see well looks like we're entering another war in the

middle east we just did it trump went off on his promise to start no new wars this is his i think

eighth country he's bombed since taking office and they go they they they they look in front of the

mirror they put their fucking red cap on and they put their clown nose on and they go all right

right here i go gotta gotta pretend i like this are they aware or do or do they are they

literally completely oblivious i for one and disappointed because i just can't believe the

inaugural winner of the fifa peace prize would do something like this you know does this you

gotta wonder does this sour the legitimacy of the world's greatest honor because trump has bombed

one country per month since getting the soccer paper played award he took ten billion dollars

from american taxpayers to launch a peace club and then launched an actual war two weeks later

looks like the board of peace got board of peace

and that's a good joke it's a real good joke

look the supreme leader imam saeed Ali coming in the come in the knee i don't know to say it

sorry what's killed in the attack um and he sucked you know there's nuance to the situation

he's dead the guy sucked uh look he devoted his entire life to a future war against israel in the

USA and he died on the first day which is embarrassing bro is basically Aaron Rogers on the jets

look i mean two things can be true at once you know like one this regime was horrible and it's

probably good for humanity that this man is dead but two this war is illegal and fucking stupid

for us to start regime change is going to be a nightmare and likely will lead to another drawn out

war with boots on the ground i think trump thought that like he was gonna just kill the supreme

leader because he got intelligence from it from Assad that the regime was weak enough that you could

just kill the leader and then they would just come to the table with the peace offering

and they would just bend the knee well that's not what's happening iran is bombing the fuck

out of all types of different bases in the middle east they're bombing Saudi Arabia they're

bombing Iraq they're bomb i mean they're just they're they're we we were clearly not prepared for

what their retaliation was gonna look like because because trump launched this war as markets closed

so it wouldn't affect the precious dow and i think he thought that it was gonna be settled before

market open it's not the economy is gonna get fucking smoke tomorrow look every single republican in

my lifetime has launched an illegal war and crashed the economy it never fails this time we

elected a billionaire pedophile that started a war from his private country club and then put

drunk ass fox news host pete hegseth in charge of operations yeah not the white house the department

of war bombed and killed a hundred young iranian schoolgirls live from the war room of our billionaire

in chief's wedding resort golf course it's just like

how how can you how can you still not see it

so americans i need you to be vigilant if you live in a major city especially

be vigilant i'm not a conspiracy theorist but false flags are imminent dude like fucking clockwork

uh like the mass shooting that just happened in texas where a soony man wearing a

property of a la hoodie and wearing an iran undershirt with a caran in his car

shot and killed a few people in texas what a soony man be wearing an iran shirt

i mean

dudes weren't dudes wearing a property of a la hoodie with the iran undershirt just in case he

got hot and he had to take a sweatshirt off and yeah he's riding around with that caran on him

i mean they aren't even trying anymore too

i'm surprised you didn't wear his i love hamas t-shirt

it's just it's just like

the shit doesn't work anymore dude you know what i mean

we're not falling for it

oh jino you got to be careful dude everybody's saying this shit i'm not

what am i the only one everybody's like

everyone's like uh yeah right dude

it's like the Charlie what happened let me take a sip of some brinnellar

it's like the guy the shot let me take a sip of some brinnellar

what was i saying i don't know i lost my train of thought anyway time to enter

another boots on the ground regime change in the middle east but don't worry the vice

president assures us this time is going to be different i certainly empathize with americans

who are exhausted after 25 years of foreign entanglements in the middle east i understand the

concern but the difference is that back then we had dumb presidents and now we have a president

who actually knows how to accomplish america's national security objectives

oh oh oh back then we had dumb presidents

oh oh okay

how back then we had dumb presidents but now now we have a smart president i need dumb

fucking presidents to represent me

he's not wrong jorge bush was a dumb fuck

but

perro

but look this wouldn't quite be the trump administration without a little bit of corruption

sprinkled in am i right on polymarket in the wee hours of the night before the bombing

six suspected insiders made 1.2 million dollars betting on a us strike on iran

uh on you know because why else do we have prediction markets

these walls were freshly funded the day of the attack specifically bet for February 28th

in volume and bought yes hours before the strike there's a special sweet and hell for people

that inside trade death and destruction there's a special you get special elevator music on the

way down and it's tomic donald but don't worry guys congressman christ murphy is introducing

legislation to ban this no big deal just an administration profiting off of an illegal war

that we started to distract us from the fact that the president is a pdf file beholden

to a foreign government that is also lining the pockets of everybody on both sides of the aisle

this is fine it's totally fine yes please introduce a bill so that congress who actively participates

in insider trading regularly can vote on it whenever they get around to it

the cumulative portfolio of the trump administration is up nearly two hundred percent

in trump's second term outpacing the s and p and inciting trade queen nancy policy by nearly

a hundred and eighty percent uh guys i don't know maybe they're just getting lucky

i mean should i take the pitties off or do we keep them on we got so much more to talk about

because buried in world war three news trump also started world war silicon valley this past week

announcing a government ban on in thropic a i after the company refused to agree to the terms

of service of their contract regarding military surveillance and autonomous a i weapons

he put out this quote the united states of america will never allow a radical left won't company

to dictate how our great military fights and wins wars therefore i am directing every federal

agency in the united states government to immediately cease all use of anthropics technology

here's the best part the left wing nut jobs at anthropic have made a disastrous disastrous mistake

trying to strong arm the department of war enforce them to obey their terms of service instead of

our constitution their selfishness is putting american lives at risk our troops in danger

and our national security in jeopardy we will decide the fate of our country not some out of control

radical left a i company run by people who have no idea what the real world is all about mind you

the radical left position is we don't support autonomous murder robots and we think minority

report ayah rel is a bad idea the radical left a i company fellas is it woken gay to not want

a i robots murdering us citizens fellas is it fellas is it gay to not want to be surveilled by an

a i super intelligent machine ran by the stupidest fucking people that you've ever met in your life

do don't be such a bleeding heart libtard the government should be able to use a i's most powerful

tools to track monitor and expunge all those who oppose them don't be such a radical leftist

domestic terrorist it's a good thing i kept these pitties on because it's insane that the

government is explicitly openly trying to create an ai powered mass surveillance or alien

program of american citizens attempting to destroy a company for refusing to comply with that

directive and then bragging about it on truth social i just the party of small government

it's radicalizing me i'm turning into Edward snowed in anthropic responded we held to our

exceptions for two reasons first we did not believe that today's frontier ai models are reliable

enough to be used in fully autonomous weapons more on that later allowing current current models

to be used in this way would endanger american warfighters and civilians more on that later second

we believe that mass domestic surveillance of americans constitutes a violation of fundamental rights

yeah dude do you know how insane you have to be for an ai company to be like okay y'all are wild and

for an ai company to feel compelled to be ethical

surely all other ai companies will rise together in a patriotic moment of unity to protect

as users in the u.s constitution right right sam ultman wrong here's the sequence of events

morning anthropic ceo dario ametti refused to work with the pentagon because they wanted to use

clawed for mass surveillance and autonomous killer robots in the afternoon open ai sam all been

comes out in support of anthropic for all the differences i have with anthropic i mostly trust

them as a company and i think they do really care about safety in the evening trump administration

bans anthropic from every federal agency in the united states and deems them a supply chain risk

and that night sam ultman flips open ai swoops in and replaces anthropic with their own government bid

and officially reaches a deal with the pentagon this legit feels like an episode of billions

and that's right that means in about six months chat gpt will be in charge of firing off autonomous

ai weapons i can see it now uh chat gpt did you just bomb a school of little girls instead of

the iranian military base you're absolutely right good catch looks like i mixed up the coordinates

oh god what have we done you feel guilty i totally understand a loss of life is never good but

look at it this way that's not just a children's school that's a breeding ground for terrorism

and honestly you shooting a theory of automated drones into that building was the best decision for

america you're not a genocidal murderer you're not a bad person you're not alone you're a hero

what's next fire a hellfire of missiles into a nearby hospital blame the iranian government for

the attack saying it's a faulty missile create an army of body counts on x to flood with fake

propaganda siop tomic donald and i'm making a song about it whatever you want to do let me know

just say the word thanks chat gpt

and an alcoholic and sheaf pete hagg sass tweets this

anthropic stance is fundamentally incompatible with american principles their relationship

with the united states armed forces in the federal government has therefore been permanently

altered in conjunction with the president's directive i am directing the department of war to

designate anthropic a supply chain risk to national security effective immediately no

contractor supplier or partner that does business with the u.s military may conduct any commercial

activity with anthropic uh hello you know suddenly the free market capitalist crowd is very

comfortable with the state imposing their will on private companies what part of capitalism is

it when the military forces companies to divest from other companies what kind what do we call that

government Pikachu oh right that's fascism think about how insane this move is from hexeth real quick

anthropic serves its models through the cloud it's primary partners AWS but it also serves

its models through google cloud and azure all of amazon microsoft and google do business with the

u.s military which means if we take hagg sats post literally anthropic would now find itself

unable to serve its models via any of these providers in video amazon google will have to divest

from anthropic this is to be clear attempted corporate murder

what what kind of precedent is this set for american tech companies why would any investor invest

in american ai if at any moment the government can squash them if they don't bend the knee

it's fucking insane there's a lot of insane things that have happened this week this is probably

the most terrifying for many reasons okay and the sudden deadline that they made for anthropic to

make a decision makes a lot of sense now considering they were planning on bombing Iran using

their technology and guess what it turns out that the u.s strikes in the middle east used anthropics

clawed despite trump banning it hours before and per the ceo's quote the technology is probably not

good enough or ready to use with autonomous vehicles autonomous weapons it would put civilians

at risk turns out they might have been right because they used it and they bombed a fucking school

with little girls and killed a hundred of them you're not angry enough

i'm not being dramatic

paramount used its ties to the white house to kill the netflix buyout of wb and now the admin

is pressuring firms to divest from anthropic to keep government contracts because they're investors

in open a i this is royal court politics this is an oligarchy a disaster for democracy

free markets and consumers it's a disaster this administration is a disaster they are setting back

this country farther than you can even imagine that you will not even be able to realize

until the rubble clears but i'll tell you what the u.s.

consumer see right through it because claw jumped to number one on the app store up over a hundred

spots jumping over ho ass chat gpt anthropic stands to lose about two hundred million dollar contract

which makes up about all one percent of the revenue in exchange they're going to get heaps of

market share and public goodwill they will probably take to court peathegseth's drunk yappen

overflowing of the mouth decision to name them a supply chain risk because it holds absolutely

no merit they'll win that lawsuit and everybody is realizing that sam alman is a fucking snake

i for when i'm canceling my open a i subscription and i'm using claw from that one i've heard

it's better anyway uh but i was just too lazy to change workflow but now i no longer want to

support this pseudo altruistic vampire sam alman so i'll be taking my business elsewhere

you fucking rat fuck taking a sip of this unbranded water i've been yelling

in

all right i was going to talk about peathegseth announcing that he's cutting funding to i believe

schools because like that's another fucking insane thing but i'm just exhausted you know

i first of all why is the department of war commenting on this oh right because they defunded

the department of education um i just think it's funny that peathegseth who went to Harvard in

Princeton is trying to devalue Harvard in Princeton in Ivy League schools and uh and i just cannot

overstate how peathegseth is not the perfect manchurian candidate if china and russia dreamt up

a manchurian candidate they could not have concocted somebody better than this fucking idiot

and i look forward to seeing him in jail

i just to put a button on this pit viper mega rant from the administration that brought you

citizens being killed by massed agents of the state war with the ron that serves no real

national interest loss of manufacturing and the job market worse than the o8 housing crash

and are now talking about seizing elections openly because trump is failing an unpopular

i got a wonder what's it going to take what's it going to take

because i don't know i'm starting to think that when trump says he wants to take over elections

monopolize media control the free market impose mass surveillance and punish all who oppose him

maybe we should start to believe him yeah maybe we should take his word for it

and that concludes this week's pit viper mega rant

and now it's time for everyone's favorite segment the foh hof the fuck out of here hall of fame

this one's kind of a transition uh from gnn into the foh hof because it is a little bit political

right uh and again normally we would let head correspondent gnobori handle this but i think

i'm going to take this one because it's just so fuck out of heary that it it it just needs i'm

going to have to talk about it so here's here's the most horrifying video that you'll probably see

uh it's it's brought to you by the board of peace in the organization that sponsored the

inaugural fifa peace prize building football pitches on the rubble and unmarked graves

of dead Palestinians ladies and gentlemen i present new gaza and fifa

in a world where conflict has silenced playgrounds and broken routines there is one language that

still unites hearts football a simple ball a shared field a reason to believe again

today fifa and the board of peace come together to turn football into a bridge toward peace

dignity and hope through this partnership a complete football ecosystem will be created

fifa and the board of peace will build football pitches fifa arenas academies and stadiums this

initiative will support the creation of leagues at youth amateur and regional level strengthening

community engagement both on and off the pitch it will also generate diverse professional

opportunities supporting the development of local talent not only on the field but across

all areas that bring football to life football does more than create players and coaches it rebuilds

confidence restores routine reopens doors to education teamwork and belonging local communities

take the lead parents teachers volunteers youth leaders all becoming part of a shared mission to

heal to rebuild to move forward together around every pitch new emotions and long lasting

memories emerge community matches fan gatherings youth education and sport programs new job

opportunities appear to become coaches players sport doctors administrators events organizers

we will create football ecosystem with thousands of people to be involved and engaged constantly

together fifa and the board of peace will build in gaza fifty fifa arena mini pitches with a cost

of around fifty thousand us dollars per unit this represents a two point five million dollar

investment five full-size pitches in five different districts at around one million us dollar

per pitch a fifa academy with an estimated investment of fifteen million us dollars

and a national stadium for twenty thousand to twenty five thousand spectators valued at around

fifty million us dollars nice these investments will create a complete football ecosystem

designed to support communities and future generations fifa and the board of peace united for

football committed to peace brought to you by the country that just bombed a school of children

brought to you by you know i cannot think of anything more evil than a vc-backed gentrification

project built on the rubble of a genocide presented via a i-slop the a i-voice over is ironically

perfect showcasing us that nobody with a fucking soul is attached to this project

this is this is comically evil this is radicalizing this is the most insane thing i've ever seen

yes the children of gaza can distract themselves from the fact that their parents were killed

and that their entire community was destroyed by rebuilding

in new gaza new gaza the hottest new tourist attraction new gaza build your build your future

in new gaza yeah i'm actually i'm moving yeah well no i'm actually i'm moving to from

Dubai i'm i'm upstarting my new company in new gaza no i'm really excited i got i got

out of this new high rise in new gaza yeah i'm moving across the cut yeah i'm thinking about

locating to israel i'm located yeah well well now it's right well now it's called new gaza

i mean look imagine the life you could have right you could wake up in your high rise luxury

apartment at Kushner condos overlooking new gaza you go downstairs you check your amazon locker nice

my ninja cream easier you take a stroll to the gaza equinox for a quick pump and then you get your

bb smoothie at the newly constructed airwan for 20 gaza usdc the new israeli government back stable

coin the cashier is a 19 year old palestinian girl who watched her entire family die so she gives

you an attitude to check out it's gonna ask you one more question you press custom zero dollars

on the tip screen spin the ipod back at her fucking bitch can you imagine put a smile on yeah

you take a stroll on the gaza coastline before heading back home and hammering yes on air striking

and destabilizing iran again before may 2029 on kalshi you aren't just guessing your friend works in

the trump cabinet at the department of war trump's third term just started by the way democracy has

completely fallen and a third of all children have measles but don't worry you can still say

retarded new gaza i can't wait to watch some soccer matches on the pitch thanks fefa

welcome to hell welcome to hell

what else is going on on the internet oh apparently the entire internet thinks that Jim

carry has been killed and cloned if you seen this because my entire timeline is well they got

Jim carry i don't know who this is but it's definitely not Jim carry here's Jim carry at the

french some french film awards that apparently everybody thinks is just for sure not Jim carry

you know i wrote it and i researched it and i practiced it like crazy but you know it's uh

then i watched everybody like talking a thousand miles an hour up there receiving their awards and

and i was like i'm dead but and i made mistakes and i was like a novice but i felt a lot of love

and i felt a lot of appreciation that i tried and uh and uh what i said was true and and i really

wanted to recognize my family i wanted to recognize my dad i mean my dad was the type of person

that if you've met him for five minutes you felt like you knew him for 50 years you know i can't

talk about him without getting emotional oh loved it loved it it's so beautiful and having my

shell you know so anyway uh yeah the entire internet thinks that this is a Jim carry clone

and the thing that everyone's pointing to is this side by side photo of his eye color it's

like different eye different eye color it's like brown in one color and then like greenish in another

color uh yeah yeah you got it guys yeah the illuminati clone Jim carry and got his eye color wrong

ah fuck we for that one tiny detail

ah we damn it they're on to us

yeah guys so those are called hazel eyes

congrats you've just discovered hazel eyes how old you you're 30

congrats you've just discovered hazel eyes

uh first of all also the photo is probably photoshopped a

b hazel eyes look a little bit greener or browner depending on the lighting

you really think the illuminati would kill Jim carry and then replace him with a clone

that looks nothing like him and get his eye color wrong

ockham's razor has gotten so dull that I couldn't even shave my beard with it

let me ask you a question what's more likely a 65 year old celebrity got plastic surgery done

to look younger which he does or evil Hollywood lizard overlords killed him and

cloned him so he could attend the french film awards

AI can't even make a good commercial yet you think we can clone a fully coherent human being

his face looks different well yeah he had filler and Botox maybe even a facelift he's almost 70

his face is probably swollen from surgery his eye color isn't different that's again hazel eyes

and lighting and probably photoshopped you fell for it and then there's a there's other video going

around Jim carried did you know Jim carries left hand

did you ever notice that Jim carry is left handed go back and look at that video

can somebody who got those autographs take a genuine picture of the autograph and upload it

so we can compare handwriting calligraphy from previous autographs Jim carry did in the past

sorry you smirk fuck but did you know that he literally is not

hey hey sorry guy that actually looks like a lizard person did you know that Jim carry is just

right handed and has been forever and if you watch any of the times he's ever signed autographs

it's always with his right hand and the only reason I know that is because I fucking looked it up one

time and then I said oh look here's a hundred examples that are readily available to me to see

I guess that doesn't settle the debate you goofball these people are legit skits of frenix

please seek help the problem with the Epstein files is now conspiracy theorists have been

vindicated you know like is there a secret cabal yeah clearly right in some capacity but like

I think the illuminati has more important things to worry about then murdering and cloning the

star actor of the sonic the hedgehog franchise what is the purpose what why would you create a Jim

carry clone like the Biden stuff where it's like oh the guys wearing a mask oh it's a bite like

all right first of all you are you are skits of frenix but at least I can concoct a reason why

you would do this why would they clone Jim carry look I love Jim carry I legit have him

tatted on my neck okay I have the Truman show ironically ironically I have the Truman show tattooed

on my neck you know he's one of my greatest inspirations he's getting older guys people get older

and they change and sometimes they get worked on it's okay you know you're you're you're absolutely

you're delusional touch grass um next video

let's see here um we're just gonna get into this this is yeah this is this is this is

I've been dying to fucking talk about this video uh I want to apologize in advance for showing you

this it is uh it's a tough tough watch but it's important that we that we tackle it here we go

camp crinkle is there this camp where everyone is crinkly everyone's wearing diapers we've built

out zesty cheese ranch this kind of interesting little baby fur camp site the baby fur is the

segment of ABDL just adult baby diaper lover and furry combined so it's often furry so cute

animal characters but they're they usually will role play as younger characters there is sort of

like that stigma within the furry community right and I get from the outside there is a consent

thing sometimes it gets misunderstood where people assume that because your role plane is a younger

character that you want to hang out with younger you know with children which it's not it's all

consenting adults that they you know it's people who want to be the children they want to be cared

for they want to be looked after there is this belief that baby fur is equals uh pet

uh it has no connection at all you average baby fur one not a pet to they probably hate pet

more than most people yeah what is this petsteen island

released a petsteen files they probably hate petafiles more than the average person yeah probably not

yeah probably probably not uh what what what what what do I have to say about this video I think

I think we have too many choices I think I think we've reached the end of the map

I think I think there's too much variety I think that's enough that's enough inclusion okay that's

enough okay that's okay we're good that's enough we've hit that we've hit the cap

we've hit the cap on equality I think it's time to turn around and walk back a little bit that the

death of shame marked the fall of western civilization maybe a little kinkshaming would do us some good

because what the fuck is this baby fur adult diaper crossover that's it I'm Republican

that's it although I'm I'm pretty sure they also had one of these parties at Mar-a-Lago last month

so they're calling it operation epic furry

um that's a good joke um I mean look at this guy look at this man I will say

real missed opportunity by Chuckie here to where one of those spinny helicopter propeller hats

I can't believe he I can't believe he wasn't rocking one of those if you're gonna wear the full

fit you might as well wear the propeller hat

do this video huh

what the fuck camp crinkle is there this camp where everyone is crinkly everyone's wearing

diapers crinkly we've built out zesty cheese ranch this kind of zesty cheese ranch zesty cheese ranch

is this gen Z waco Charles Manson if he was an adult baby but instead of murdering young

women he asked if they can play fetch with him in the backyard and pet him and give him treats

and

changes divvy

you know back in my day colts used to shoot at police with assault rifles and drink suicide

cocktails this generation cosplays is america or like what do you even call this

look at these guys this generation cosplay has animal crossing characters

and tickle each other in the desert the ab dl

he called it the

adult baby diaper what did it stand for the abdl the adult baby diaper league

maybe that's why it looks like a college football mascot orgy

is this guy the roger gatel of the abdl does he conduct the abdl draft in his baby dinosaur pajamas

speaking of dinosaurs uh god i think we're ready for another asteroid

yeah god god hey god can i tell you something god i think we're ready

i had a lot that i wanted to accomplish uh but uh i think i'm ready to be raptured

go ahead and unplug the council and plug it back in again

uh hold on there's more there's another clip that somebody sent me

where is it uh more on baby more on baby adult diapers where is it here here we go

uh most people don't like to prove their diaper right because it's too messy yeah the claim is a pain

of the ass is this diaper symbolic or do you actually use the diaper it it's gonna vary between people

some people some people use it there's there's actually a lot in our community that have legitimate

medical needs and so getting to sort of role play and and kind of have fun with that is a healthy

outlet so let's say it takes too long to soak your diaper especially out here in the desert

you're generally sweat out a lot of that liquid so some people will just pour water uh when what not

into their diaper just to pop it back up so it's important that it's so it helps for some people

others it's they just like the aesthetic or it's like the feel of it of a dry diaper

right some people like it like a little moist to keep to not dry out down there right

i've seen that term stay soggy yeah yeah it's it kind of a halfway joke kind of thing

yes it's kind of a it's kind of a halfway joke kind of thing it's just kind of

is the diaper kind of symbolic

well most people don't like to prove their digger right because it's kind of too nice yeah

when people don't like to poo their diaper most people don't like to poo in their diaper

most people don't like to poo for their digger right because it's kind of too nice yeah

clean up as a pain in the ass is the diaper symbolic or do you actually use the diaper

is the diaper symbolic yes you see the the diaper is a metaphor you know we're we're all wearing

diapers in one form or another you know for some a diaper a failed marriage we refuse to leave

you know a job that we hate just to pay bills we can barely afford you know maybe if millennial

stop buying eight dollar lattes and 20 box 20 dollar boxes of pampers they could afford homes

you know the diaper the diaper is a is a metaphor for wanting to be you know america

let me see if i can come up with a fucking analogy america is basically the zesty cheese ranch

you know just a bunch of adult babies divided by their preference of diapers the alt-right

versus the radical left dry diapers versus soggy diapers you see Republicans of course

wear dry diapers you know they just want to go back to the way things used to be when they were

babies sure much of the mega base is actually old enough to be in diapers and ironically but most

of them they're just in it for the aesthetic you know the mega hats the Gerber treats the Trump

Bible the dry huggies now Democrats on the other hand well they prefer the soggy diapers

they're their performative babies unwilling to actually use their diaper because it's a pain to

clean up it's a pain in the ass to clean up and actually poo their diaper right so they just

pour a little water on them and and sog them up you know they'd rather put a black square as their

profile pick and a soggy diaper on their ass then do the real work to change anything

and that's america i can't think of a better metaphor for a society today than that a

nation full of delusional adult babies run by demented senior citizens this is america

don't call me white nomo call me american um guys is gonna conclude this week's episode uh i am

extremely jet lagged i have to edit and upload this for tomorrow because i love you and i feel bad

from isn't a week i know how hard it is spending your Mondays without me and uh in the world

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