One-Sided Monogamy - FRI 8.2

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1:00Well, Mr. Aus seems to be insinuating him. Yeah, the market is down at the moment, but it just opened up like two minutes ago. You know, so give it a chance. Give it a step back, let it breathe, man. Come on. Oh, I mean, obviously we're going to let it breathe. Sure, like a fine line. Or a victim on the street. All right, sorry, the computer started making noise. So it sounds like there's no possibility here of the market going back up again today. I could really isn't going back up. I thought the market was down because of the TSA shutdown and all the fighting and squabbling. And then now I've been told that the Senate has decided to, you know, to stop the shutdown. So why isn't them up? It should be good news, right? Okay, so I guess. But then there's the war. Maybe they got bad news. The Qatar Prime Minister, Katari Prime Minister and US officials are discussing strategic ties amend of the Iranian war. How is it that these other Arab countries are such cuckled bitches that they'll just sit there and let Iran launch missiles at them?

2:00There are. Iran's a big old terrorist bully and everybody else seems to just be intimidated by them. Is it? Is it the stigma of aligning yourselves with the Jew country? Is that what it is? Like the only other option, isn't there option C? Iran is launching weapons at you and you're sitting here going, I don't know, should we get involved? What? It's like Trump derangement syndrome, only it's Israel derangement syndrome. It's like, well, we can't agree with the Jews. So I guess we'll just side with Iran some more. What a bunch of pussy. That's sad. That's sad. Is Iran's not part of OPEC? Is it? No, OPEC is, well, von Venezuela is part of it. Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates, Nigeria, Kuwait, Iraq, Iran. Iran. There it is. Congo is involved in that. Oh, of course. Why does Congo do that? These are the people. Is it just Congo or the Congo? Well, there's a lot of countries that are part of OPEC who are getting hit right now with missiles who claim to be allies of America, but they're not doing anything about it because

3:02I think as long as the oil prices stay up, it might be good for them even though they, but they need the Strait of Hormuz to do their business. Exactly. I don't understand it. I'm not smart enough to understand why they would just let somebody kick their ass and do nothing. Well, now that the hoodies have backed up Iran, I think Iran is just going to be that much scarier and tougher and everybody's going to be cowering down in front of them. Now the hoodies said, you know, that's Strait of Hormuz thing. That sounds like a good blockade there, but we got another one in mind. So they want to blockade some more of the open ocean there. But I don't get about the hoodies, right? It's Yemen's hooty hooty hooty rebels, whatever. They voice support for Iran and they insist any decision to join the war won't be dictated by Tehran. It'll be dictated by them. But aren't they a bunch of cavemen in the debt like what are they, what are they going to do? You guys, you have no money. You live in the port. You're the poorest people in the poorest country on earth. And I always thought the terrorism or whatever you'd call it, whatever that is that they're doing, whatever you'd call that was being funded by Iran.

4:05So what are they going to do? I don't know. Anyway. It's complicated. They have repeated their support for the country that buys them food and weapons. Well, yeah, no crap, dude. So they're very rare. Now you can see why the market's just all over the road, yo, yo, in up and down, up and down. Yeah. It's just a mess. In the end of the TSA shutdowns, not helping, I guess. That looked like it. Do I see something funny? Somebody did an AI-generated version of Candice Owens if she was in light face, like because she was Drusky. Yeah. I thought that was kind of funny. Drusky is a comedian. If you're just waking up today, just tuning in there. I think the youngins know that Drusky is a comedian because he's big on social media. He's got like a million followers, 1.7 million followers on X and all his videos are just him pretending to be someone else. And most of them are pretty funny, you know, but it's always funny until he makes funny you, isn't it? That's the whole point. It's what we watched last night happen at the comedy show.

5:05Where is tonight's show, Metery? Tonight and tomorrow night, we're at Quirk Wine and Martini Bar in Metery. And that's going to be a blast. I'm really looking forward to it. And last time we were there, sold out show, there are tickets still available for tonight and tomorrow's shows, but they are going quick. Yeah. Now, I will tell you this last night's show. It was a good time. Everybody seemed to enjoy themselves, you know. But tonight is going to be even better. And I know that because I was that last night's show and I made some notes. Oh, did you? Yeah, these four pages are for you, Kenny. Oh, thank you. And then back here, the rest of this notebook is really about Jesse. Okay, one more. Do some things he might want to work on. Well, let me see. Here, hand that paper over here. Yeah, have a look there. Let's see. It says here, we're at different shirts. Okay. Well, I was going to do that anyway. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Have a different skin color. That's going to be harder for me. But it's something to try for. Let's see. It says beef. You got to be careful how you go about that. Don't do it like Drusky. I don't know. No. Oh, well, that seemed helpful.

6:06Yeah. I mean, yeah. That's the goal. No, you get comedy. You do get comedy. I like that. I like that about you, Mr. L. Yeah. I think Jesse will appreciate some of the some of the things I've written down for him too. You tell him that's free, you know, because he took care of me last night. What does it say under the notes to him? It says more of your merch girl. What does that mean? Yeah. I'd like to see more of her. You want more of the little blonde. She does. She's not part of the show. She just sells t-shirts. Yeah. Why do you think I was sitting on the end down there? Oh. Oh. Okay. That doesn't make sense. More of her and as in more talk about her or less clothing. Yeah. Yeah. That word. It wasn't it. Yeah. It wasn't a yes or no question. But that word. Oh. Well, all right. Anyway. Is Jesse's young lady. Is she joining us at the. Oh. Did y'all forget that we're invited to the governor's mansion. After the show this morning for a little lunch. Oh. You mean. All right.

7:06Yeah. Jesse's girl will be joining us today. Oh boy. I wish that I had Jesse's girl. What? You? You do? Oh, you're just quoting the song. You know. It didn't seem like. Yeah. That would have been a surprise. Did it seem like something you'd be interested in? I didn't think the rest of you guys even knew the song. There's fake news today. People are claiming that Ben Shapiro endorsed Byron Donalds for Florida governor. And you know for a fact that he did not. Well, he just tweeted out and said, I never said anything like that. Watch the tape. There's no endorsement. Okay. Yeah. He said, this is funny. It says he called him a great ally for Israel and a friend of Netanyahu. And then. I get what they're doing. They're trying to make the young mega guys not like Byron Donalds by aligning him with Ben Shapiro. Right. There's something you wouldn't have expected. No. Ten years ago. Twist and turn. If we had told you ten years ago that young conservatives would hate Ben Shapiro and Dan Crenshaw, would you believe it? That's confusing. I know. Like where we are now. Those guys are very unpopular with young conservatives.

8:07Well, I can't do anything about that. Yeah, I do wonder. What the hell is one-sided monogamy? Oh, that's where only one person is faithful. Is one-sided monogamy just cheating? Yeah. There's an article about it today in the New York Times. And it sounds a lot like that's what they're saying. Like, all right. So one person's monogamous, the other person's not. I'm assuming the one who is monogamous doesn't know that they're in a one-sided relationship. Well, how's the time? How has it got it worked? I know. Yeah. I don't know. I got to think there's some kind of power dynamic there, right? Oh, definitely. Okay. So the New York Times is reporting that the new trend in dating. Let me rephrase it for them so they'll be more honest. The thing we just discovered is happening sometimes. Uh-huh. It's called one-sided monogamy. It refers to a relationship arrangement where only one partner, typically the man in the heterosexual... Yeah! ...allowed to have sex or romantic encounters outside the...

9:09Allowed? Well, this sounds like Islam now. Where the man is pretty much allowed to do whatever he wants. Here's what's weird. I'm looking at the New York Times article and it makes it sound like it's a thing straight people are doing. But then in the article's photo... It's a picture of two guys and a convertible together. Is it a pervertible or a convertible? Is the... I don't get what the photo's insinuating. Are they suggesting he's only allowed to cheat on his wife if he does it with another dude? And maybe his wife is a dude. Because we don't get to decide those things anymore. I got to tell you. I want to stand outside of the women's bathroom at the airport or someplace where it's busy. Oh, no. I was thinking about this earlier. And I was like, I just want to stand outside the women's room. You're going to just lean up against the wall next to the door, you know? Yeah, we get it. When a woman walks up and starts to push the door open, I'm just going to look at her and ask her, she's like, how do you know? How do you know? Because the Supreme Court themselves, at least one of them, can't even tell me what a woman is.

10:10How do you happen to know to pick this door? Okay. And we'll see how they explain themselves. I got to admit, when you started telling us your idea that there wasn't an end where I thought it was going to start. Less creepy than we expected. Over the last 15 months, we've traveled to every corner of the United States. I've now been in 57 states. Walton and Johnson radio network. There's a video of a car. I think getting more like talking like down the freeway or something. Just down the road. Just driving backwards like you're going somewhere. This is a video. It's one of the wildest things I've looked at in a few days. Witnesses had to call police because some genius decided that driving backwards at posted speed limits was perfectly fine. Is he using the camera, the backup cam in the dashboard? Where he can see where he's going? Or is he just craning his neck around and trying to drive while twisted? I don't know. It doesn't show you that. But he got arrested for the record. I'm going to say a dash cam. I bet he's got that backup camera.

11:10That doesn't seem like it would be safer. Well, no. I still wouldn't recommend it. The dash cam is really only good just so you know you're not about to hit like a... Like a concrete block or something. Or a child. Another car. I think it was really put there first and foremost for the children that kept getting run over. Sometimes by their own family members in the driveway and it's tragic. And that's terrible. We know it's the most terrible, but it created a new invention that we all seem to enjoy now. The new remote learning is a toy being used by school administrators to close schools on a whim. Pittsburgh Public Schools announced that public schools in the city will close for three days next month because of the NFL draft. Pittsburgh Public Schools announced that public schools in the city will close for three days next month. Oh my God. And then the next thing out of my mouth is the dumbest thing yet because of the NFL draft. Wow. I think journalists should press NFL Commissioner Roger Gedal on why they are holding the draft in a city that is closing the schools.

12:12For them in light of all the social justice initiatives, the league backs. It's really important to you guys what Black Lives Matter. All right. Black kids in low income school districts aren't going to get a good education for a few days. So we could figure out where your Heisman Trophy winners ending up next season. Well, if they're not going to be in school for the next three days, where are they going to be? At home on the streets. Or run in the streets. They're going to be on a tablet, I guess. Not getting a good education. I, you know, you can check in on that and then just leave. The district said schools will transition to remote teaching from April 22nd to the 24th. Because that's how stupid everything is now. You think Black people got little learning tablets at the house will remote learn it. Black people can't even get a day of drivers license. How we go find a tablet? Oh, I'm so glad you asked this question. It turns out that people are giving them to them. Well, the public schools are. Well, the taxpayers. The world is right. Thank you. The world has changed a lot since we were kids. I couldn't imagine a scenario where my school would have given me a laptop when I was growing up.

13:14I know. I would have loved a laptop for free back in the 90s. No, they do that. So you can play video games. Well, or just to have a computer, right? Nowadays kids get, it's not every school district. It's not everywhere in America. But there are schools that are actually doing this. They'll provide you with a computer so you can work from home. Allegedly. Yes. Right. Well, that's what they claim. The story about the 18-year-old college girl in Chicago just, and it shouldn't go away. It should not go away. People should be ashamed of themselves. Murdered by an illegal at Loyola University. Yeah. And there have been a number of politicians who have said the things about this situation since. The mayor has said, well, what we really want to be cautious about now is making sure Islamophobia doesn't rear its ugly head. The mayor also somehow wildly blamed Donald Trump for this woman getting shot by an illegal alien. I'm not sure how those, you know, he draws those lines together. But now a Chicago-older woman.

14:15That's an alderman that happens to be a female. Had to close her office for this week. After backlash over the comments that she made. That the girl was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Isn't that like when men used to say, well, she would have got raped if she hadn't dressed like that. Or she hadn't walked like that. Or if she didn't have such big breasts like those. You know, they were always wanting to blame the woman for getting raped when we know that's wrong. But now this woman is blaming the 18-year-old girl because she got shot. And now there's finally a little bit of outrage about it. I mean, it is a little aft up. Yeah, that is in Chicago where the mayor just came out and said, don't worry, no matter what happens, no matter how many of your kids get murdered, no matter how many of you are a car jacked or raped or kidnapped or traffic, no matter what happens, there will never be ice in Chicago. That's right.

15:15We got rid of a perfectly legal law enforcement agency, ran them out of town. So the rest of you can fin for yourselves, I guess. And they don't have gunstores up there, do they? Not in the city, no. Well, I tell you what, I don't think I could spend 10 minutes up there. Isn't that weird? They have no gunstores. In the city, it's very violent and dangerous. Everyone's getting shot. So they blame Indiana. Oh, is that where the guns are? Well, you could drive out to Indiana. Go cross the border. Right. Chicago, Illinois is near Indiana. I'm a friend. He's a doctor and he lives in Chicago, but he works in Indiana. And imagine how frustrating this is. Indiana is in a different time zone. Oh, by. Yeah. That is going to be complicated. Right. I don't know if there's that many places in America where there's a big city right next to a different time zone. Wouldn't it be crazy if they also didn't participate in daylight savings time? You never know what time it was. Ever. You just never was no way to know. Wait, I think that used to be how it was. And if they didn't participate and move forward, then it would be the same time as it was in Chicago.

16:18Hmm. Right? Yeah. I think that solves a problem, actually. I don't remember it. I think that did. I think that is what they used to do, but I don't know if it's what they still do. What are we talking about? In Indiana, the times are open Oklahoma softball. That's right. No, we weren't talking about that, but since you brought it up. Oh, well, I just big new story on national news this morning here. Oklahoma softball looks to finish what their baseball started at LSU, which by the way is right there. That you can see Tiger Stadium is right there. They're not going to play the softball in Tiger Stadium. They're going to play it over at Tiger Park, I guess, or something like that. But Oklahoma Center baseball team came in, took two out of three from LSU baseball team. That's the boys, you know. The girls are in town starting tonight for a three game softball matchup. And how many games are you going to? Two. We got stuff to do tonight. That's a six o'clock game. Can't make that. But Saturday Sunday, let me in.

17:19Boom, right there in the sunshine. Well, that'll be great. Right on. What are you doing tonight? Oh, you're going to Metery. That's right, I forgot. I'm going to bring you with. We're going to Man de Ville. No. You remember those guns we got back around January from R.T. Firearms? R.T. Firearms brought us some commemorative guns in cases. Like in framed cases. Well, we couldn't bring them on the airplane because you know, and that was even before TSA was a bunch of trouble. I'm bringing guns tonight to the cork wine and martini bar for our comedy show. Well, I think everybody is. No, I'm bringing two guns right here. Oh, those old bad boys. And now five commercials featuring Henry Winkler. This is the Waltman Johnson Show. When you really need care, you need 24-7 access to a care team, not a maze of paperwork from a third party. Every day, America's hospitals and health systems show up for you, navigating healthcare can feel overwhelming. But you can count on real doctors, real nurses, real people, providing quality around the clock care when you need it most. They're in your corner. In communities across America, your neighbors, your lifelines,

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