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Best of The Steve Harvey Morning Show — One Has To Go - 3.4.26. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
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3:04I know. Because that's what an ex would do to you. All right, one-hats to go. On this side, two women, two wives. Yes, sir. One has to go. Being famous, being wealthy, or being handsome. You can just take that being handsome. It's only one person. It's only one person on this question that got a conflict at all. Yeah. All right. He don't, he'd think he's handsome. Yeah. One got to go. Let me hear it again, please. One has to go. Being famous, wealthy, or handsome. Which one? Why don't you go and let it go, though? Because you ain't cute in no way, sir. So if you think it, all right? I'm going to get rid of what? Thank you. I got wealthy. Yeah, you don't need to be famous. I'm with you. I agree. What? I agree. Come on. I'm not mad at that. Boy, let me play some tea.
4:04I don't think you thought this through. Because if you ain't famous, you ain't wealthy. Not in the job we got. But it is possible, though. You can be always very. It's very possible. Not for us, three. But you know what, he's not going to let go. And that's because what he thinks, you know, being him. To me, he's not going to let that go. I know you. Listen, let me tell you something. I'm not going to lose the image of war and be ugly. I'm not going to be honest. That's too much of it. But that's not why you lost. Flash card. That may be why you lost. No, I knew it. No, I knew it. I knew it. Yes. Let me tell you another thing. You weren't handsome before last week. You weren't handsome being. What you saying, Junior? He wasn't handsome when he got the name photo in the war. He wasn't handsome, Dean. I'm calling a president. I'm calling a president of NAACP today. What's his name again, Martin? What's up with God? John Derek. Derek, yeah.
5:04Mr. Derek, yeah. I'm going to have a topic. We're going to do the recount. We got to. I see it. I see, I really see what Suits Kamala went to. I see what you did. I know you did. What you can't do is lose and act like 12. That's what you can't do. The election was stolen and all that. And not the most recent election, the one back in 2020. That one was 2016. Yeah. Yes. All right. All right. One has to go. Almonds, Pistachios, sunflower seeds. Stasio. Sunflower seeds. Oh, sunflower seeds. OK. One has to go. Pets in laws, children. Children. Children. Right there. No, I got to go with it. I can't say that. I got to go with the pets.
6:07The pets. I'm going to have to say pets. I've seen humans not lose that. You're not a children. Thank well with these fan questions. Well, he said it again. I know we didn't try to help you. Yeah. Well, I don't know the children I got over here. And I didn't know this cause it's new to you. Yeah. And now you got all your kids, grandkids, wife on the same day. All right. You should have built up to it like me and Tommy. You know what, I'm mad at you. These some disrespect for grandkids or the aunt. Because they'll know you. That's one has to go for today. Coming up next to the nephew and today's prank phone call. Right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Imagine if your Wi-Fi was a little hot smarter and way more reliable. Picture it. Your TV, phone, laptop, even your fancy fridge working together to make life easier.
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