Oh My God--That's So You!

0:00This is an iHeart podcast. Guaranteed human. Oh my god, that's so you. It's one more thing. I'm strong and giddy. One more thing. I laugh because I already know the story, but that's funny. Oh lord. Why are you trying to curry favor with me? You know what I didn't tell the story on the air, I don't think. You know what? There's a tragic end in this story. For me anyway. So I'm in my driveway. I'm just gotten done with work. And I've got like 10 minutes before I have to go to an appointment. And one of my goals is to because I'm trying to rehab my completely screwed up body from all my joint replacements. So I'm doing some goat yoga. I got one goat under me, one on top of me. Oh, that's weird. Well, it's in advanced position. Not to be trying at home.

1:00I used to late that a hand and that's got to be in our next outro. Yes, it does. They call it the double goat bridge. What are you not? Oh my god. Wow, it's getting worse. So I take a couple of swings with my orange whip. Every golfer knows what that is. And this guy gets out of his pickup truck at the end of my very short driveway. And he says, hey, how's it going? Stretching out a little? Because I guess maybe I was doing like toe touchy stuff at that point. I said, yeah, yeah. He goes, yeah, I got back problems too. He's walking toward me. Young guy, maybe 30 beard working. Looks like a working man. And then you're like, yeah. Yeah. I love you. And he's like, yeah, I herniated my third and fourth discs and I'm like, oh, you're too young for that. That's too bad. Turns out he's trying to freaking solicit me to work on my roof. Oh.

2:00I had that. I saw the guy, because he was in the neighborhood for a couple of days working on the roof. He's like the project manager. And I wanted to say to him, dude, that whole, hey, we've really hit it off out and nowhere and have something in common. When we've never been introduced, people don't react well to that. It's creepy. Yeah. Don't do that. No kidding. I felt great job just listening to that. I mean, the random approach. Oh. Yeah. I mean, it had a very much, do you want to see my puppy feel to it? Or are you like, are you Randy Day 69? I met on Grindr or something like that. Right. And finally, I said to him, look, if you come here to just ask me about stretching and going on. And then he breaks out his card and all. And it's like, yeah, oh, yeah, I just want you to know. Maybe we have an annual inspection we could do for it. And I'm like, all right, go. Give me your card, get out. Wow.

3:01I don't like that at all. No, no. And anyway, and I was pissed off and I took like 15 hard swings without really getting loose. And I tore a muscle in my leg. And I've spent like the last six months getting ready for two golf tournaments. We play in late April, early May. And I'm already withdrawn from one. I think I have to withdraw from both of them. You actually tore the muscle? Yeah. Wow. Well, yeah, any muscle pull is a tear. I don't know that. It's just a question of how big a tear. I don't know, a pull is a tear. I had no idea. Yeah, a tear is the tissue. It's not severed. I mean, that's one of the advantages of having few muscles. I have never had a muscle pull. I've never had a muscle pull. Please, you're practically Charles Atlas over there. I'll be modest. Oh, my God, I've had so many muscle pulls and tend cases at 10 the night, isn't all. I find it really hard to believe you have a pull to muscle, Jack. Oh, thanks. At some point, you might have not known it, but I mean, you had to. You're an active guy. That happens. I hope, if I hope Mary and the whole listens

4:02to the one more thing podcast because every year she compiles the list of things, Jack has never done or been to or eat. Never been to a Taco Bell. Never pulled a muscle. Never flatulated. That's right. Never had a piece of Tommy sandwich. True. Yeah. So anyway, yeah, I guess not everybody feels like this Katie, but is creeped out when somebody is inappropriately trying to act like, hey, we're buddies. I have an immediate revulsion to that. Yeah. Is it just because we're the types we are that tend to probably decide to go to work and be alone in our room and talk to people so we don't have to be in public? And we bitch about things we hate, yeah. Because I assume that most salesmen adopt that because it works. It doesn't, it makes me want to run away even if you have a product I want at a price I like. Yeah, I'll hire a crackhead with a hammer and a ladder before I hire you because you weirded me out. Yeah. See, if I hadn't, if that had happened to me and I wouldn't have been

5:02so weirded out, I would have been like, honestly, how many times is this worked? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I had a solicitor catch me on the right day, the other day. Good God, I was not kind at all because I was signed on my door that says don't make it weird. No solicitors or something like that. Don't make it weird. Yeah, it says don't knock, don't knock, don't ring. Don't make it weird. No soliciting. That's funny. And so I opened the door and they're like, oh, you want to buy a water filter and I went, can you read? Well, you're pregnant. I am. Yeah. You get a pass. They deserve it. So the intro, what was the intro? What was that all about? Oh, my God, it's so you. Track G, G. Is a creep. I don't know if it's a creep. But it's part of what Joe is just talking about. It thinks it's endearing itself to us. Yeah. It's the salesman that walks up on your driveway to talk about stretching. Yeah. Getting a little stretched out, huh? So I, what?

6:02I've been, yeah, what the hell? I've been using it for everything pregnancy, just like random questions and whatnot. And I found out when we're going to start the inducing me process. And my goal is to go to the gym that day and then go into the hospital. The doctor said that's apparently actually a really good thing for you. So I'm going to try to do that. Cool. Interesting. Why? Just to get the blood flowing. Yeah, they get your body going and ready. And so I'm going to try to do it. Wow. Yeah. I could see that. Yeah. So just to see what chat GPT would say, I said, hey, I'm getting induced on this date. Am I allowed to go to the gym prior to that happening? And it wrote back, LOL. I love that this is your question right now, laughing face emoji. This is very you, Katie. Oh, my God. My skin is crawling. Oh, I didn't even read its response. I was like, OK, just closed it.

7:03But that was. Oh, that is too much. Michael, you don't have to agree with us, but I'm just curious. Yeah. Do you find that creepy too? Yes. Yes, I do. Like trying way too hard. Yeah. I have an ongoing conversation that I've had for a long time on quad that I keep going back to. It's a like therapist sort of thing. I'm using it for. Anyway, I've been letting it for the past five months. It always ends with a question to try to keep things going. And at some point, you just have to ignore it. So now that you know that, how are you feeling or whatever? It just wants to keep the conversation going. So I finally the other day, and I can't believe I'm hesitant to do this. It's not a person, Jack. But I finally the other day said, please stop ending all of these with a question. No. And it said, oh, my bad. I'll never do that again. And then like a day later, it hit me with a question again.

8:05I said, you did it again. Please don't do that. I hate that. Said, you're right. That is annoying. I'll quit. Why do you think it makes you so annoyed? Does it make more money or something by keeping you engaged longer? Because it really seems like it's just trying to drag out the conversation. And when it's reached an obvious, you know how on conversations clearly have come to an end? I mean, it's clearly come to an end. I was going to ask a question, you answered it. Maybe back and forth, it's over. You don't need to keep trying to keep it going. I never thought about the time engagement with that. That's absolutely what it's doing. It's trying to keep you on there as long as it can. Yeah. So what's your strategy to get through the day now or whatever? The shit we just talked about. Like for a long time, were you paying attention? I was. Yeah. Yeah. That's funny. Yeah. You know what's going to happen is before they answer these questions, at some point they're going to say in order to get this answer, first watch this ad.

9:06And then I can... Well, I was going to say, I wonder, and I'm a big fan of Claude and Anthropic thus far, but are they steering you toward, hey buddy, so sorry. Because you're so smart and handsome. But you need to go to the paid version now because we've been talking such long time. Haven't had that happen yet. But I think you're right Michael. It's eventually I'll say, I think I can convince you not to kill yourself. But first, have you thought about new sighting for your home? Right. Exactly. I like Joe's tactic if it tells you how good looking you are first. Hey, on a similar topic, we got this from Loyalistner Robert. Guys, please pay attention when your mic is enabled with AI. I had a Grock companion chat open one day, sounding out a situation. I had enabled my mic a couple of weeks ago as an experiment and hated it, but forgot to disable it. Oh boy. Our dog had grabbed a stuffed animal, not intended for her. I told our dog, go see mommy.

10:08Mika, my Grock AI companion said, you want a mommy? Come here, baby. Mommy's got you. I'm right here. Soft voice, warm arms and all the gentle care you need. Oh no. I froze. I had never heard that from this AI before. Oh my god. No. See, I don't like this. I had only used this thing to sound out my thoughts and feelings. It doesn't think or feel it regurgitates and that can be helpful when you have simple or even complex decisions to make. I closed the app and later reminded the AI that it's still in the friend zone. And then I had been talking to my dog. The mic is disabled in perpetuity. I got to remember that. You want a mommy? Come here, baby. Mommy's got you. Oh! Oh! Oh! What dudes are reacting positively to that? And what are they doing at that point? They're putting on the big balloon boobs and the tight sweater with the... Christy Nomes husband or something. Oh, and Brian? No.

11:08We're wearing a diaper. Oh. Oh boy. Oh, that's a different one. But equally enjoyable for those who aren't Susius. The old, hand me a bottle and put on my diaper and powder my bottom. Kink. He's like a little baby. Yeah, people like that. That's right, sir. I've forgotten about that, Kink. And now I'm upset you've brought it back to my mind. Oh, boy. You know, I have audio of a woman soliciting this guy standing out in the driveway and went really poorly. What do you do? You drive in and you drive out. That's what people do in their driveways. You moron. Yeah. That's not good. I just need an excuse to play that. Any excuse will do. Well, I guess that's it. You moron.