nWp: RAW (3/9/2026)

0:00I want you to cry him to your Hello Kitty pillow. I want you to put your headphones on. I want you to listen to some Taylor Swift And I want you to shake it off you bland bitch What up? Yeah, it's can be the section engine and the place to be for a paper saber universe And this is the new world podcast brother and And then we're talking about Monday night raw March 9th, 2026 coal graves on commentary. We're in Seattle Seattle Skull auto Ooh, this is a big raw We are still building to WrestleMania. What does that look like? What does that mean? All that fine stuff Adam Pierce is at the starting of the show Calling out Seth Rollins Here comes all these mass figures doing the hokey pokey when they get in the ring Yeah, it's got a funny though. Do do do do do do do do do where is Seth where is Seth and amongst them

1:03I think Seth is obviously so like I'm like that's Seth Everyone's doing the hokey pokey, but I'm like there's Seth. Let's go in on here But the army of mass men Seth Rollins comes out doesn't say anything and then here comes the vision Logan Paul and Mr. Austin theory no Paul Heyman cuz Paul Heyman was taken out by Seth freaking Rollins Yeah, so The vision they want and then my favorite part of Seth Rollins puts his mask back on and everyone does the hokey pokey again And they all dispatch and disappear into the night. He is now Seth Batman Rollins But during this the Uso's come out Yeet Yeah, well the Uso's came out and yeah, it's a big chaos chaotic thing. I like the starting of this Monday night Ross. So let's go

2:03Then Jackie is with the Uso's, you know, they she tells them they see him punks up tonight And they're like you know what we ain't got to worry about that and they stop like you know what? We need to worry about that. Let's go. Let's just go So you know the Uso's are gonna confront C and punk our first match of the night. It's a gauntlet match My match of the night who's gonna face AJ Lee for the intercontinental championship man that starts off with Lyra and EO and I was like, God's go EO That's what I was going for. I was going for EO the whole time But I wasn't mad about the winner So Lyra gets eliminated by EO then EO goes to the Raquel then here comes live Then I live is trying to help the here comes Stephanie, which was like yeah, then Stephanie gets taken out Well, Stephanie takes out a live and then Raquel beats down EO for Ivy to come in and get the 1 2 3 2 Eliminate EO's like God damn it and then here comes Bailey Bailey eliminates Ivy

3:07Then it comes down to Asuka and Bailey and Bailey gets the win and I was like, oh Bailey versus AJ I like this is WrestleMania right unless they announced the match for a raw a few a couple weeks or so I don't know well, I was like Bailey versus AJ I'm down with that Because I keep rolling rolling rolling. I'm down with that Byron, you know natty in a Maxine attacks and they fight because they got the thing going on O.G. El Grande Americana's backstage. He gets with Dan housing and Dan housing had a fun segment That wasn't even on the show was there any commercial break Here's probably it all the money I pay for Netflix. I still get commercials I don't get to see the commercial breaks anymore like the in between stuff. I like that But no dad housing gave some shirts because we call fan housings. I'm a fan of housing housing So He cussed O.G. El Grande Americano because O.G. El Grande Americano you guys enter account intercontinental championship match tonight

4:13And that here comes Penta Penta comes to the ring cuts a promo says he's showing love to the WWE universe that here comes Not O.G. but new G El Grande Americano and El Grande Americano and Penta are gonna fight for the edge condo championship This was a fun match. So did the curse work on O.G. El Grande Americano to be replaced in this match Cuz you Next up Stephanie has this amazing video promo. Oh my gosh. I was like, oh, I love you. I love you so much We got the judgment day come house Good old Live is watching and they're yelling at each other. The judgment day. They're well That looks like I didn't go talk to fit. We got to figure this out. He may be lose my championship last week It's his fault. So let's go to the ring and we get this great and amazing segment next the moment I was waiting for

5:17Dominic comes out calls out Finn Finn comes out with JD and They're and they're going back and forth. Dominic's like, you know, you're the reason why I lost that championship And he's like, you know what man? Your dad was right. You're a prick And they bleeped out prick and I was like, I don't think prick is that bad of a word is it? I don't think so, but no prick is a bad word and it was bleeped out on Netflix. Can we quit bleeping out shit on Netflix? But this is my favorite part Finn. It'll dominates Max Finn and Finn to his back to him his jacket and Recreating a great moment and then bam hits Dominic and him and Dominic start fighting They try to break him apart. JD's trying to get Finn off his back and then Finn like says nope And he takes out Dom and then here comes JD and then the entire judgment day Turns on Finn Balor and I've been waiting for this day. I've been waiting. I've been waiting. Oh my gosh. I was like

6:19So Finn Balor is out of the judgment day Don's the leader or is live the leader who who's the leader? Take me to your Lita So Finn is out and that this was this was my moment of the night. Jesus man. This was awesome I was like I can't wait until we see the repercussions of this beat down especially with the The chair and everything will we finally get the demon Finn Balor Then we get Adam with Javon Then we got Waller and we got Kofi Kofi's talking to Vaughn the hey man, you know, you're miming at me Then we get Jackie with Bailey and Lyra. Oh, yeah, this is where it is next week Bailey gets the face AJ for the championship and I was like, oh, this is a WrestleMania match. Why could we just have nice things? Yeah And Oba versus Rusev I thought this was gonna end in like a DQ or false finish or something like that nature just because

7:20This is too big of a match too meaty men like this. This is them. This is something you can carry out for a while But no, Oba got the win clean over Rusev, but I hope that Rusev doesn't stop and says like hey I want to keep coming after you Oba because I would like to see that then Here comes CM Punk to close out the show You know and the Usos follow because the Usos are telling punk. We don't care about Roman You talked to a family though, and that's what we want you to apologize about Romans that Because he ain't here to defend himself, and I know like you that's all you need to do is just apologize punk Just apologize And punk's like okay, okay, hey Everyone come down. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that Roman Reigns are so terrible to you I love every moment of this is maybe laugh so hard that maybe laugh just made me pop it I was like, oh my god punk. He's like I will apologize, but in my own manner that Roman Reigns

8:23I'm sorry. He treated you also bad. I'm sorry. He was such an asshole. This is that and treating y'all like a bunch of young boys The Usos had enough and they take a gym. I think big gym takes out CM Punk and that's the way we end the show next week We're in San Antonio, Texas And next week we got Brock and Roman showing up so a lot of stuff is on the way to WrestleMania and This was a good rug you went to 5 out of 5 matches or nice the gauntlet match and Bailey's the winner a moment of the night is the judgment day turning up Finn Good stuff here Tell me what you thought of the show Drop those comments below hit that like hit that subscribe. Share it your gamma. Share it your gamma. Share with the bomb that I Came you this accident. I remember that the new world podcast is for life Maybe you are just a spoilt little prick