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nWp: Dynamite (3/18/2026)

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0:00I want you to cry him to your Hello Kitty pillow. I want you to put your headphones on. I want you to listen to some Taylor Swift And I want you to shake it off you bland bitch What up y'all came you to sixteen engine in the place to be for a paper shaper universe This is the new world podcast brother. We're talking about dynamite march 18 2026 Excalibur Brian and Tony on commentary. We're in Fresno, California for this one at the safe mart center whoo Guess what? This is episode season five episode 381 That means we are 19 episodes away from 400 the last season four I think I hit almost 800 episodes I am not don't quote me on that. I got a double check, but yeah Yeah, this It's a lot of wrestling man, and you know, I'm very sorry. I got I'm trying very hard to not get behind again and yesterday

1:02I recorded Then NXT podcast that review and I got the work and I didn't get a chance to even oh crack though crack the laptop and get it out So I apologize someone to be better, but here we are talking about dynamite all right We started off with the return of will osprey Versus Blake here Blake Christian. This was a fun match to start off the show will osprey looks great Definitely telling the story of that neck, you know surgery he had And it being a target for everybody just like what happened with the McKinney Omega came back, you know It's it's what they do. I just don't want him to get hurt again, you know next surgery took him out for a little bit But he is back and he looks better than ever

2:03Then after he gets the win. He cuts a promo afterwards. You know, he says I'm glad to be here Calling out John Moxley and here comes the mocks cult themselves and Will gets up and you run. He starts attacking. He says let's go mate. Let's go, bruv He started fighting. He's fighting them all until pack that bastard gets him Takes him out and Quintetently the mocks cult have a match next against the bang bang gang But you think will osprey was gonna go down like that. Hell no, bruv He goes in a tax pack and they can fight to the back Hey, hey, kicking roms kicking roms. Oh, yeah, so I would love to see Will Osprey versus pack I would just love to see I can't wait until dynasty April 12th all in August 30th and I'm seeing that they're just doing paper views on Sundays now, which I'm just like

3:05Mox cult versus bang bang gang This was a real fun match Of course you're gonna have some hard hitting action here Dale Garcia Moxley and taking on bang bang gang, you know, I don't consider ace part of the bang bang gang But I guess we have to for now. I'm just like where's everybody else? Where's where's the rest of my bang bang homies? That sounds weird But yeah, we This was Mox cult gets to win Then we go get a package for her the coffin match that we're gonna have a good guard Darby and Gabe kid They want to murder each other. Let's put it out there. They want to murder with the capital M Bap-bap Cuz Gabe kid cuz Gabe came like you know what we ain't I ain't got to wait for you to get to the ring I want to start this in the parking lot, but I was like, oh Okay, Gabe I see you then we get a Kenny Omega Issuing a challenge to swerve Strickland

4:08He says I it goes me and you and you put your number one contendership on the line Yeah, swerve has something to say about that later on in the show But now let's get to the Oh my gosh, so it starts off in the parking lot Darby almost runs over Gabe with the car and They start beating the crap out of each other boom boom boom boom boom then Darby gets the chloro form I was like, oh, oh, okay, this Gets Gabe throws him in the trunk and I'm like is he gonna drive him into you Reno or that I get ramping big enough to drive a car? No So Gabe's in the trunk Darby gets in the car and he backs up and I was like, okay, what's going on? There's a heap of trash in front of them and Darby just floors it To where the car flips And I was like holy shit Like I was thinking like Gabe was in the trunk. I don't know how you plan to be safe on that one

5:11And then here comes Darby's bloody carcass busting through the window crawling out and Right on cue. I don't know how planned this was with Gabe kids the trunk opens and Gabe kids just falls like a sack of potato I was like I was like hot damn and then Darby crawling You know mountain ever so And he throws Gabe on this car and he brings Gabe kid all the way in. I was like, oh, this is gonna be a quick match They'll get the Darby pulls out a after they get in the arena that the bell finally starts and pulls out the skateboard He pulls out a straight jacket tries to put Gabe kid in it doesn't work in these these two just Fight they fight until They can't fight no more but of course Darby gets busted open um, I you know and The coffin drops everything they were doing everything under the sun in this match But Darby beat Gabe kid in a very fun way

6:14They set the coffin up where he set it up where it was kind of straight towards the ring and Gabe kid was on the apron and Darby just went Basically spirited the shit out of him like a little little missile boom And Gabe kids just fell right into the coffin and that's how Darby gets to win But man the car thing was crazy Oh, you shit dude. I was like okay. All right This is why I'm here. This is why I'm here for a W because I get crazy shit like that and then um Darby cuts a promo after bloody beaten and he's like basically now that I got the dogs out of the way, you know MJF He's calling him out man. I was like It's only that when is this man going to be the AEW champion, you know So one thing I feel like we keep building him towards and we keep ripping him down From you know, you have to have that great thing with staying and this and that but I was like I think it's Darby's time to find the

7:19B champion But there's also swerve out there. Hey man can't compete for the title um Joe's out there somewhere recovering, you know, you got Kenny Omega. It's like what I that's why I think I love about oh day W over here Is like you just don't know and that's the fun part, you know But I do feel like Darby deserves to be champion one day Uh Jurassic Express they got a bus y'all Um They roll up to the center and Fresno. Well, they it was funny. He's like there's a little package before And they traveled by map and as Jack's getting ready in this house Uh, lucha source is like honking the horns like come on. Let's go And Just a random Jack comes out pulls out uh, uh, I think a walnut from his pocket and a squirrel jumps on his hand I was like what

8:20Squirrels even they just takes it. They was like oh That's an odd bit, but okay Um, but Jack is one of the nature I guess can't take young jack it gets on the bus and we traveled by matte Map And we meet up with the young bucks And what my favorite part about this is that because they have a big match tonight young bucks and jack versus uh the donkels family um But I love the fact that uh, they're like we used to call a cotta family You know, and then lucha starts like bitch It's great uh, we have swerve what prince not as in the ring first and bring swerve out and he gets on the chair and he's talking and People are like what I hate that chant man, but swerve is like you know what I want power You know Put your evp status on the line. I don't know what that means You know i'll can like Does the kinean have any power in a w anymore, you know But he wants that and uh, it's set for next week tony con is made official um swerves number one contendership on the line for the evp status

9:28I don't know which way to go with this I would love to see kineo mega and mjf and i would love to see kineo mega I mean i'm swerve versus mjf like I think mjf now is on top of everything after that match with hangman out of page Yeah Then we have a rene she's with speedball He's all once again a trio's champion, you know, he's he's living it up and he has a match with mark davis next And this is my match of the night First match of the night. Oh my gosh speedball versus mark davis this was some hard hitting meat. I mean, well, you know Chicken wing versus beef tenderloin. I mean, I mean these these two beat the shit out of each other and I loved every second of it Oh my gosh, you're back and forth speedball looking great, but he gets a nice clean win over mark davis and I I applaud it I was like this match just whoo, this was awesome. I'll edge of my seat the entire time Then moment of the night. I feel like for me is mirror mjf that revolution cutting a fabulous promo

10:34Bloody it's got the Terry funk, you know Pants on everything to distribute and he's just saying like I'm the best. I'm only 30 years old. I'm already ahead of the game I'm the best that you know Everything and I want to go I got 20 more years in this business and I'm already ahead of the curve And mjf tells the camera like I now now ask me every world champion. There's ever one anything what I want to say go ahead Ask me because so mjf. What are you gonna do now? I'm going to Disney world Big Hebrew made a statement We have and then we have a Don fam promo for their match tonight. No kata is like beach. I ain't your fam get out of your beach No hoes barred match It was it was supposed to be marina versus Tony storm, but they didn't show it until Here and they hardly did show it, but I think Tony storm got murdered Like as marinas coming out, you know, we cut to

11:38I think it's Renee or something like going to the room and mean is like there in the room and Tony storms heads all bloodied in the back of her head and it's just lame then I was like what happened They cut that so quick and then custom marina going to promo. Hey, either I did it or either I did did not mean You got me kick your ass and I was like all right I do love me some marina chauffeur and I do love me some Mina and this match was fun Uh We had champagne bottles. We had tables that table spot where marina picked up mean uh I felt so like marina marina at least got the table You know, so she had a little bit of uh Not uh, I want to say a landing safe landing spot, but Mina went to the straight to the floor So while the table caught marina and marina went straight to the floor. So that was that was brutal Uh, then uh, Mina got a champagne bottom busted across marina's head to get the win for the one two three and I was like, oh I did not expect that

12:40No, I did not But she mean I got the win for Tony storm Then we have Renee with Andrade And here comes uh mjs stooge Have a briefcase and on dreda days like what's that and downcalus is on the phone. He's like, hey Just take this money, you know, and now andrade is a little like We're working for mjs now. He goes no, no, no, just just take the money on dreda Just take the briefcase. It's just just take it So I feel like andrade is gonna turn on a donkales family Which I'm okay with because I want him out of the donkales family. There's a lot of people I want out of the donkales family So um andrade takes the manay Main event time and this is my second match of the night young bucks and jack prairie versus the donkales family um Rocky Josh Alexander and okada this match was awesome oh I I loved every second of it young bucks always making me happy. I was looking at my young bucks I got the super kick party volume one volume two dvs and I was gonna pop those bad boys in

13:45Well, I get ready Because I love me my own books, but yeah, so one match um young bucks in the jack they get the win Young bucks cut a promo afterwards. Yeah, we lost But that's besides the case, you know, my dad Told us to dust off and we will get back to being champions We know there's no team out there that's gonna get in our way and I was ah Here comes cope and here comes Christian You know coke comes out coke because the promo is like hey, you know, they touched my family Beth, you know, took her out. She had to have surgery You know, but she's one tough woman And I like Christian because yes, this is personal between you three It's also personal for me because waiting at tag team championship means more money I was like oh christian, you're such an asshole That uh there said we're the best tag team of our generation and we're gonna be the best tag team of your generation points to the bucks And qftr and I was like oh god, I got to hear ftr talk or stokely talk. I don't want this

14:48But my favorite as soon as stokely was like Well, you know and bucks and coped they tell Him to shut the hell up. I was like all right. Let's get the fight in here Here comes ftr and stokely to the ring and they just they don't even hesitate They just jump in and get their asses kicked And then we have a really great moment where The bucks and copen christian are going grabbing the titles and they both are holding on to me It's like a tug of war and like oh And I was like oh The bucks gonna do anything a super kick copen christian because the copen christian did say at dynasty It will be copen christian versus ftr for the tag team championships But I'm wondering if this is going to change and the bucks are gonna be entered and this is gonna be a Three way for the tag team championships. I would like that or Add dynasty apropole Yeah, that's the way we end Dynamite March 18, 2026 is caliber Brian the Tony and commentary in frisinal california the save mart center I give this show a solid five out of five

15:52Okay, match to the night speedball versus mark davis hands down second match to the night young bucks jack versus the donkels family two moments of the night Well three moments of the night Mina beat marina That was insane Second one is Darby and Gabe in the car and mjs promo So a lot of good stuff here man the munch on so much, much, much, much, much, much But that's it that's all drop those comments below hit that like hit the subscribe share to grab my share to grab a share with the bum down I want more than came you to 16 engine and remember that the new world podcast is for life There is one thing that you have that does interest me And then is your power

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