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Um, so, you know, I have a bunch of Filipinos living in my house.

Too many.

Some would argue that you're at the limit.

You know, like with animals, you know how you can only have a certain animals in your

house.

How are you feeling?

Careful now.

I don't think animals in Filipino should be.

They're not even the same thing, because Filipinos are humans.

But you're making the comparison to how having animals is the same as having Filipinos.

Well, just anybody, I guess.

What's the law for how many animals you're allowed to have in your house at one time?

In California.

In California.

I think it's five.

I think five of each breed.

No, just five.

Five animals?

There's no way.

You think higher?

I bet it's like five cats, five dogs.

I bet it's like.

No.

I mean, there might not be a restrictive.

What is it?

There is a restrictive.

Total pet limits in some areas, like Long Beach Resident, restricted to total four, four

weaned pets.

So they must be spated or neutered.

And have a business where I wean them.

Look at this.

Three or four dogs are cats combined without a special kennel permit.

It limits very wildly by municipality.

Yeah.

You know who your next door neighbor is?

Uh, met him in Memphis at the Elvis, at the one of our worst performances ever.

Oh, I know.

Spencer Presley.

Claire.

Spencer Presley.

I'm the guy.

Spencer Sutherland.

I ran into him last night.

Oh, I know Spencer Sutherland.

Yeah.

I love sexy dude.

Sexy dude.

Sexy dude.

Sexy dude.

And he told me what tree he lives on.

And I go, what?

Bobby lives there.

And he goes, where?

We bring up, you're literally three doors down from this kid.

I've never seen him.

He goes, I, dude.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I know where he lives.

Do you know how I know?

It's on your block?

No, no, that's not it.

I just told you.

No.

Over two.

You're over two.

Give me another guy.

Maybe because you saw him one time driving.

No.

Okay, over three.

All right.

This is one house two or three doors down.

Right.

But they played two loud, the music.

You think it's him.

What?

You can tell it's live music.

Oh, right.

Right?

That's his song.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hot spits up, brats ladies.

Spits their southern limb, yeah, whatever, all right.

So I have, I only would bring Filipino,

I have three people living in my house.

Who are Filipino?

Who happen to be Filipino?

Not happen, they are.

And they are my family.

Mm, not blood, but yeah.

No, jewels and...

What's their names?

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Esa and Honey are my family.

Honey's the mom and I have the two daughters

and they're like family.

We love them like family.

So Esa, right, the youngest, she lives in the Philippines.

Right?

What do you look at?

Huh?

What do you look at?

I was just doing the thing,

because you always look at them,

so I'm looking away.

You can see if maybe it affects the way

that you talk and tell a story.

Because you always look away when I talk at them,

so I'm gonna start looking over here

to see if that is the same balance.

I noticed that.

I was talking to you guys.

Is that what you mean?

Yes.

Yeah, you will always look to your right.

All every episode.

Every episode, all the whole episode.

So I'm gonna start going over here.

No, no, you know what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna turn this way.

Well, don't you think that we do, right?

You know what I'm saying?

But what I'm saying is that I didn't realize

that I did that.

I don't know that you do that either.

That's something I'm not sure.

Do you guys know what I'm saying?

Yeah, but the thing is, there's three guys back there.

Can I get a window with guys over here?

I understand what you're doing, dude.

But it's like, you know what I mean?

I want to have peaceful, comfortable relationship with you.

It's fair.

You and I are very peaceful.

Right?

Sometimes I want to feel conflict.

I go out there.

Well, can we take a moment of peace?

No, I want to finish my story.

Oh, sorry.

Okay, let's take a moment of peace.

Okay, so let me finish.

Yeah.

Okay, so ESA lives in the Philippines

and, you know, she hasn't seen any real movie.

Like the movie that she's expo-

Oh.

It's making the boys laugh.

It's making our boys laugh.

It's making our boys laugh.

I'm offended.

I'm better off staying calm.

Well, I'm not.

Where the hell is it?

Every neighborhood, every neighborhood, every neighborhood

is fair.

People are such fast!

We're no longer helping each other.

In fact, I have to stop.

I feel like I've been taught a lot.

This is a real big deal.

After the game has started,

I want to let our school begin by making the school