NATO is Pointless - MON 8.1

0:00the futures on the screen on the TV, because it keeps getting close to up a thousand. But for some reason, that thousand seems to be like some kind of a mental barrier. And every time it gets up to like 998. That's the ceiling. And it just, I don't know if people start selling something when it gets to that, you know, how they are in the financial world. They're always yelling at each other and doing hand signals over each other's head and stuff. Bye, bye, sell, bye. But 985, 998, 998, oh, oh, it hit us it, and immediately, back down there. It went a thousand and two and then dropped 20 points instantly. I'm not a millionaire. I'm sure that doesn't shock anyone because I work in radio. You're, you're saying you're not. I'm not, no, and I'm, on Friday, I lost thousands of dollars. Oh no. And I got to think, you know, that's just how it works. You got a 401k. I lost thousands of dollars. Many other days in the last month or so as well because the market's been down like $3,500 just the Dow

1:03in the last four weeks. But I just noticed on Friday. Ah, you looked, don't look. The only thing that's keeping me above a reasonable amount is that I have a military industrial and energy stock, which seem to be doing for a bit. Probably working all right. You don't have any of those Cuban energy companies, do you? No, I don't. Okay, probably good. What's probably smart? What's, there's a Cuban energy company. No, I think they're all abandoned old buildings now. Today is National Puppy Day and Kristi Nome celebrates by turning 101 of them into a coat. But if that offends you, we won't even bother telling you how the Haitians celebrate. Oh God, no, no, we don't do that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, it's, it's, it's holding up. Well, just as soon as I start saying it, but anyway, it's been holding up over 1,000 there for the, for the pretty good little time now. And it's down again. A lot of people are surprised to learn a group of men as stupid as us. Keep financial news on one of our TVs almost all the time, not all the time, but we often have it on.

2:03Apparently this is because what they market sees as good news, Trump has paused the bombing of Iran, especially their power plants and energy sites because he said they had some productive talks over the weekend. So to encourage that kind of productive talking to continue, he's like, tell you what? How about I don't blow you guys up for five days? Could you, could you get behind something like that? And they said, that'd be great, thanks. And we're already getting emails from people telling us this is exactly what John Wood and Wooden have wanted. Absolutely, because everybody knows. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, get away from you, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Look, it's not that we want war. It's happening whether we like it or not. Right. But we do like funny jokes. And do you think if we said, damn that war, do you think they'd quit? Believe me, I've tried many times. They don't quit. They never listen to us. They don't listen. That's why I bought the stock.

3:04That's right. But it's still working out okay, right? All right, you guys love immigration so much. Tell me what your thoughts are in this. Spotted in mom Donnie's, New York. Make sure nobody has a granola bar or anything in your mouth. What are they doing? Migrants are roasting guinea pigs over a trash can fire. How do we know they're guinea pigs? Because that's what they are. Look at them. I know they skinned them and you can't really... Bro, those are guinea pigs. That's what they are. Someone went up and asked them. And they said they're... No, it's not a New York street rat. Oh, well, that would be worse. I think no, they're dead. The Peruvians eat guinea pigs. That's what they're having. And I just, let me ask you this. Billy, yeah, don't start with you. Would you hit it? Yeah, probably would. I would too, yeah. There is. Is it going to be any gravy? It doesn't look like. They got something here. What is that? Oil or something? Well, mate, do you dip your guinea pig in that before you roast it or after you roast it? I think you put a glaze on it and then it looks like they glazed it and now they're just holding it.

4:04I don't know. They got sticks running through the guinea pig. Do you know what those remind me of? Do you remember they used to have those TV commercials for quiznos where they had a little puppet guy, like a little meat puppet thing would run around it? No, a meat puppet. Quiznos, it would... It looks like that. It didn't. Quiznos business model pretty much fell apart after that. Well, yeah. If it looked anything like that, it should have... It looks exact. Hang on. Let me see if I can find a picture of it. Here's what it reminds me of. Do you remember these quiznos ads that they used to have? I don't remember that. Because they're toasty. We love the subs because they toast them. Anyway, it looks like that's what they're eating. You know, since they got a big stick running through the middle of the guinea pig, if they would have dipped that in some batter first, I think that's what this is. Well, there's no batter like on a corn dog. Oh, I get what you're saying. That's sauce. No, I'm talking batter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have yourself a guinea pig corn dog. I would hit it. Yeah. And mustard. You want some mustard for that. I mean, it's New York City. I think you're required to put mustard on it, you know? I think that's what they're eating in Cuba too.

5:04And they said the people are out in the streets this morning. They weren't celebrating. They were chasing food down. Sure. Those gutter rats, they'll feed a family of four. Most communist countries have to learn to eat things that you wouldn't want normally want to eat. It's part of the reason why they eat, you know, exotic animals in China. And I was thinking about this the other day, if Adam and Eve were Chinese, they would have eaten that snake that we wouldn't even be in this position right now. You know what I mean? I guess so. You ever think about that? The Garden of Eden, right? Remember the snake? The serpent came out over there by the tree of wisdom or whatever it was called. His name was Ka. Right. I remember that. You ever think about that? That's snake. They would have just eaten it. They wouldn't eaten the apple. That would have been dessert. That would have been as well. Yeah. I got to think. They could put the apple in the snake's mouth before they cooked it. It would have changed the whole story. It really would have. That's all I'm saying. Yeah. What would it be next time? What would happen to mankind?

6:05Mm-hmm. We're taking a real life turn there. It really would have. Hard left. Far left. Earlier before all the guinea pig news, I was perusing privately some of the celebrity news and the updates from Hollywood and I stumbled across the story that I just find remarkable. It's funny how quickly they can change. Remember about three weeks ago, however long it was when Marshalls came out, the Yellowstone, you know, next version or whatever. And besides talking about the fact that they killed Monica off, the only thing they kept talking about was how the show didn't do well in its first opening. How's it going now? Oh, now they're talking about CBS has announced Marshalls returning for more episodes after the premiere episode was watched by 20.6 million viewers eventually within about seven days. But that's how it works down. They originally they said it was a real let down and marked a sad return of a Yellowstone

7:06series. And now they're saying it's the most watch network original series premiere without a football program leading into it since 2017. It's just remarkable how they're just anointed this show now as the show to see. So this is what people are upset about now. I want to watch it. I got through about halfway through the first episode and it doesn't seem like Casey without his wife and without his crazy sister. Sure. Doesn't really have a personality. He's not that interesting. He's not. He's just they took the least interesting guy on the show. Yeah. And he's in mourning on top of that because you know, his wife allegedly died of cancer. That's what the show is about. So how long before the show started had Monica Bendet, would you say you watched some of it? Did she die like pretty aggressive cancer? Was it did she die like the weekend before we started watching the show because now people are upset that Casey is flirting with a woman after just four episodes.

8:11Now supposedly these timelines and people's heads don't necessarily match up with make believe. But four episodes in the guy just lost his wife to cancer and he's flirting with a woman in a bar. Bro, I don't know. I started watching it this weekend. And I only got way like halfway through the first, if it's a struggle to get through the episode, do you really want to watch the next one? No. Probably not. Well, this episode is like fourth in, so you're not nobody's there yet. One thing I really enjoyed this weekend. I finally watched the house made with Sydney Sweeney and Amanda C. Freed after it got all those Oscar nominations, did you get to see your boobs? Yeah. It was one of the best movies I had ever seen in my life. What a surprise. I got to tell you, there are very few things I enjoyed as much as the house made. Just an amazing film. I got to thank they didn't just see your boobs any time you want to. Yeah, but I mean, it's, you know, you get to see them jiggle around and say, like live action. Yeah. Bum, bum, bum, bum, my ran, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, my ran.

9:13Stay tuned for more Walt Lee Thompson. For you to decide to fly to New York City, I sure wouldn't recommend it now. Why is it because of the traffic at the airports? No, it's because they got a commie for mayor. Yeah. Well, among other things. Also, it's New York City trouble at the airports, too. Air traffic control tower at Newark, it's in New Jersey, technically, but a lot of people fly to New York, to go to New York, the traffic control tower had to be evacuated. Now at LaGuardia, they've got a ground stop already in place because the plane hit a fire truck. They said that airports can be closed till two o'clock. I don't know why specifically two, what they won't get done by one. How do they know two o'clock? I know. And they know that since like early this morning or late last night, what if they shot the problem sooner? Does it still say closed to a clock? That's what they're saying. So at 730 this morning, separately from LaGuardia, Newark, the traffic control tower said they

10:20had to evacuate because of a burning smell. Something was on fire. Well, they moved all the air traffic control operations to a different tower so they could resume flights, but still hundreds of flights have been impacted. It's not bad enough that the TSA is doing what the TSA is doing with the long lines and all. Now you've got planes crashing into trucks on the runway and you've got towers, maybe on fire. Everything is hundreds. Maybe thousands of flights being impacted. You know, if you're supposed to get to the airport three to four hours ahead of your flight now, try to get there maybe the day before your flight. I think that's probably going to work for the best or you could just walk to your destination. You could. Yeah. Or you could just stand around. Yeah. Because that's what TSA is all about now. What does TSA stand for? I heard. It stands for thousands standing around. That is pretty funny. I knew Billy. I would think that was fun.

11:21I liked it. Who do you like from any martini? Whatever, buddy. He texted us. He's a funny guy. That's a funny son of a gun right there. What is he a clown? Does he amuse you? NATO is pulling several hundred personnel out of Iraq as the Iran war rages on. Did NATO not know that this was going to be happening or the last of the personnel group known as NATO Mission Iraq left on Friday kind of slow to react, aren't they? The fact that, look, whether you're for this war or you're not for it, isn't the fact that they aren't supporting Trump on this one proof that we should quit funding NATO? Well, yeah. Even if you hate the war, even if you love the war, shouldn't you still reach the same conclusion from knowing that in a military, so-called military alliance, the smaller countries that are aligned with the big country aren't supporting the big country on the thing that they're doing? That's wrong. I mean, look, I'm, you know me, I do not love this thing right now with Iran. Right. You know, but just speaking objectively here, this is proof that NATO doesn't need to

12:21exist. Get rid of it. Exactly. We do all the heavy lifting all the time, constant, and when we don't do enough, they get mad. When we do too much, they don't support us, so they support the criminals. They welcome the crime. They support all the fraud that the politicians are involved in, the illegal immigrants are involved in. They support the murder and the rape and all the stuff that all these people are doing. But they can't support Americans, just upholding the law. They know they won't do that because you know why? Why? Trump's still president. Sure. Now, how's this going to change when I get, what, three more years, we're going to have a new president. Who's it going to be? We don't know. It's a JD Vance. It's going to be AOC. God only knows. Will the Trump derangement syndrome go away? Will it ever go away now? Or will they just continue to fight whatever Republican happens to be in charge? I don't know. What do you think? I think that's going to blast for a long, long time.

13:22I don't see these two sides ever getting close together again. Back in the olden days, Republicans and Democrats could agree on a few things. And it didn't make the other side look weak to go, well, you know, that guy's right about that. There's a, you say something like that now, well, you have to leave the party. You could never side with a Republican and still be allowed to be in the Democratic Party. That's just how they are. Well, when everything happened in right now, there's one very odd thing that's gone unnoticed by our media. You have arrived at a waypoint of consciousness on the Walter N. Johnson show. We're gay for no less. No, it's not gay for things. It's an only fancy thing. Oh, it's a tinfoil hat time. Tinfoil hat time. Yay. All right. This report's brought to you by, oh, that would be me and the, and your smartphone app. Well, yeah, I meant me with my app, obviously, the Walden Johnson smartphone app. Everybody loves it.

14:23And you can download it. It's free. It's put in both the Apple app store and the Google Play Store. Use it to listen to this radio show 24 hours a day, either live or pre-recorded. You can interact with us on there. You could shop in our online store. And if you don't like it, you can subscribe to our podcast, wherever podcasts are subscribed to. Sounds still free, right? Yeah. Okay. Good. All right. A very wealthy, young Jew who does something controversial just died. The cause of death was cancer. The man's name is Leonid Redvinsky. He's an Ukrainian American billionaire and he owned a majority stake in only fans. Oh. Oh. The official, again, the official cause of death's cancer, they say it was a private battle with the disease. He passed the announcement was made over the weekend. He's known for being extremely reclusive, rarely appearing in public, built his fortune through an online adult webcam site called My Free Cams before transitioning to something called Only Fans. I happened during the COVID boom.

15:24You noticed a lot of strippers couldn't go to work. So he was like, let's make a website for him. Yeah. And he became a blah, blah, blah, blah billionaire. And as of right now, the death is they say cancer. That's what they say. They say. Surprisingly, people are speculating that there was more involved a lot of talking like Hillary Clinton kind of stuff, kind of a lot of major theories are gaining traction on social media, including that it was massage related, likely because the story broke and most people are noticing you as a Jewish guy. It is really hard to be a Jew and die and have money and not have people speculate. It's something. Yes. Incredibly private life, heavy on the NDA is a lot of NDAs, rare photos of them, not a lot of interviews. So they're people very curious about this guy. His reported, but denied by him, $11 million pledge to APAC has caused people to go a little crazy boycotts of only fans when they found out he was a Jew.

16:25That's weird that you won't look at porn because the porn sites own, but wait, that's why you're not looking at it. Well, you know, I can just take so much. Anyway, people are amplifying claims that there may have been an intelligence operation taking place here, Tucker Carlson, and similar figures of amplified related claims about porn sites as intelligence ops or cultural warfare tools, yeah, that one way to get information about your political enemies is to look at what porn they're checking out. And so now people think it's possible that this guy didn't die a cancer. He was murdered. One person claimed he was brutally raped and killed during an Iranian attack on Dimona last Sunday as a place in Israel. Sure. You say so. This appears to be a baseless misinformation made on the internet. No evidence to back it. And he did have cancers, supposedly, according to his family. So I think if he got raped to death by Iranians, that probably would make the news. I got to think. How do you avoid getting that in the news? Well, they've avoided others.

17:26Anyway, a lot of people are saying good ratings to this guy. You get that this won't make porn go. If you hate porn and I get it, it's, you know, habit forming bad for your mental health, I get it. I didn't think it was going to make it go away. If anything, it sounds like they're giving Jews the credit for porn, which is something, I don't know. If I was Jewish, I think I probably wouldn't fight that. Well, there's a lot of money in it. Yay! That guy gave us porn! What is he, a bad guy? Come on, you know you watch porn too. All right, stereotype society. Jews have indeed been predominantly involved in parts of the US adult industry, especially from the mid 20th century onward, though it's not unique in the sense that it's just controlled by them. But yeah, there are a lot of Jewish guys producing pornography and a handful of Jewish performers, including Ron Jeremy. Oh, yeah. Nina Hartley is someone named... Oh, yeah, really? Yeah. I don't know these people. Well, I know Ron Jeremy. I don't know. She's an old lady, who... Did she do, like, heterosexual porn?

18:29I think so. Hey! Why would I look at that? She's from before my time, but I noticed she does podcasts and stuff like that. And then, uh, who's the other one? I forget. There's another famous Jew that does porn. It's probably more than one, but... How famous could they be? We don't know. Porn itself predates Judaism, and modern global industry involves diverse owners. Uh, today it's dominated by tech giants, payment processors, decentralized content, not any single ethnic or religious group. And then we heard it pre-porn predates, like, writing on the, like, what, drawing boobs on the side of a rock when you were a caveman? What could there have been back then? There's some guy comes around the corner and sees it and goes, hey, funny. Look at that. Sure. Looks like her. Oh, it is her. Yeah. We can't allow President Trump to continue deporting Big Booty Latinas. If they're a nine, they should be fine. These are big, juicy, perfectly round booties that we simply can't let go, miss the president.

19:33Where are we going to find Big Booty's like these? Canada? Women in Canada have no booties. Stay tuned for more Waltman Johnson.