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In this repeat episode we’re diving straight into 21 bizarre things that can happen to your body during sex! From sneezing mid-orgasm to getting Charlie horses in places you didn’t even know could cramp, we’re unpacking the wild, weird, and slightly concerning “body glitches” that apparently come with getting it on.
And because we can never stay on topic, we somehow end up talking about messy houses, husbands who “thin it out,” and why a man bringing you ice cream might actually be a red flag.
It’s relatable, it’s mildly educational (we think??), and it’s exactly the kind of Friday conversation you didn’t know you needed.
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you should more ask what's my turn on.
Oh, we know what that is.
Money.
No, what's your turn off?
Yeah.
Like any, like lots, like budget.
Do you ever try to put the budget?
Beautiful.
Hi guys.
Welcome back to the party.
Hello and welcome to the party.
Oh my god.
So I didn't open this article and I was like, I'm going to read this to Natalie and we're
going to, we're going to read it together.
Yeah.
Because what do you hail?
What is it about?
Are you ready?
21 bizarre things that happened to your body during sex.
21, that's a lot.
My body's not that complicated.
Your body is a wonderland and of course, let's go.
Here we go.
All those things happen at the same time.
I doubt her.
It's a number three.
No wonder we can't focus.
You want to see the picture?
Are you old enough to be in bed together?
I'm not, I'm not old enough.
I'm not mature enough for sex.
Is there tongue doing something weird?
Yes, it's fake.
What the hell?
She's laughing.
He looks horrified.
Bad news.
At least she's having fun.
Uh, find out the strange things that are going on when you're getting it on.
Can you guess any?
Um, I would say endorphins.
Good one sex activates over 30 areas of the brain.
Okay.
Boring.
30.
What are the, what are they all?
My brain doesn't have that many.
Thanks.
Um, even areas responsible for decision making and social behavior becoming gauge.
That's a terrible idea, which may explain why you sometimes feel out of your body or
blissfully focused only on your partner.
Essentially, your brain is working overtime creating a cocktail, feelings, sensations,
and sometimes heady confusion.
What are you confused about?
Do I like you?
Do I not like you?
Do I do the dishes?
Do I have the garbage?
Are we going to vacation?
Are we not going to vacation?
Are we broke?
Are we budgeting?
Do we just get a raise?
What's going on?
This one.
You couldn't guess even if you tried.
Are you serious?
Is it true?
I don't know.
How do people find this research?
I mean, I'm sure they're sex doctors.
What do they call sexologists?
So they're just watching people have sex?
Oh, for sure.
You might sneeze midorgasm.
Oh, my God.
That's so appropriate.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
So my, my gym teacher was right.
Oh, my God.
Natalie, it's our gym lesson.
Go ahead.
So when we were in grade nine, um, at a, uh, I would say a girls' private school at the
time and the teacher was probably we'd be fired now.
Someone said what does an orgasm feel like?
Grade what?
Nine.
Okay.
I thought maybe grades seven would have been weird.
Grade nine still.
Like everyone's okay.
But at school.
Yeah.
Standard.
And she said, well, the only thing that I, the thing that I can closely, um, describe
it to you is when you sneeze, it's that build up, build up, build up.
I like when you close your eyes.
You don't need to close your eyes.
You don't need to close your eyes.
But sometimes when I'm like about to sneeze, my eyes close.
Okay.
Well, thank you for closing your eyes and going build up many, many times.
But keep going up, up, up.
And then there is a release.
Don't ever do that again.
Anyways, it's not wrong.
Yes, this is a real phenomenon called sexually induced sneezing.
My husband would kick me out of bed.
When I sneeze, he is so annoyed.
He's like, how many times are you going to do that?
You have overstimulated nerves, particularly those in your nasal passages can misfire during
intense arousal, triggering, triggering a sneeze reflex.
Well, it might be startling.
Nope.
No, I'm getting it.
I'm seeing it's harmless.
So like, would you think made up that there's people who sneeze every time they orgasm?
If they're called body glitches.
There's other body glitches too.
Random shivers, twitches.
I always get a Charlie horse.
You're haughty with the snotty.
You know what I mean?
Charlie horse.
I do.
Oh, oh, oh.
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't.
I mean, everything sounds right so far.
You get a temporary height boost.
You temporarily get taller when you're aroused.
Blood pressure rises and muscles contract, improving posturing spinal alignment for a brief
moment.
That's no, I'm taking that one out.
That's a stretch for 21.
That's kind of like peacocking.
Yeah, it is.
Like it's like, oh, I know.
Think of it as your body's way of showing off its physical readiness.
Natalie, I think you're ready to be a sex doctor.
You have all the symptoms so far.
All the symptoms.
Okay, go on.
This is fun.
You see stars climactic moments.
Sometimes trigger visual flashes or bursts of light.
That sounds like a seizure.
Yeah, but I can imagine because elevated blood pressure and adrenaline over stimulating
the optic nerves.
Yeah.
So literally your eyes are about to bolt.
Yeah.
Terrible.
Oh, but it could just your eyes can be close.
You can see it.
You like seeing light.
Um, let me see here.
Sorry.
Your body's sensory systems are firing a full producing tiny temporary glitches and vision.
Yeah, I could picture that.
I think that's happening to me while it may feel dramatic.
It's completely normal.
Yeah, just because it's just no, just enjoy it.
Just enjoy it.
You're just just going to make a clip of.
Okay, enough.
You know what?
We're just zip.
Don't look at it.
Don't look at me.
We're just going to put like, well, everyone can see you.
It's on YouTube.
So congratulations.
And if you want to see what Natalie looks like having sex, just go watch the YouTube video.
Oh, have you ever, I'm out.
I like the sound on him.
I had a friend.
Yeah.
Her name is Natalie.
You're really bad at this game.
No, I actually not in this case.
Okay.
But you ever I had a friend.
You're this one time in 19.
I had a girl.
I know I met on the road.
I just met her.
She was from camp.
Yeah, it's weird.
She's like, go ahead.
I don't know her anymore, but she was sleeping with this guy.
Yeah.
And every time he would have an orgasm, he would like scream.
Yeah, like, but like, oh, like, we didn't do it.
I told you about that.
Well, I also told you about the time that I did with a guy and he made, he made that
sound.
But that was just one guy.
That wasn't.
And it was one time.
So I guess guys do it.
Like, no, this is different story.
This guy did every time.
And I was like, why aren't you turn?
Why would you go?
Because I wouldn't have gone back for that other one that did that.
Why would you go back?
That's so distraught normal.
Yes, she would imitate it.
Every guy knows like, oh, bad.
But like some guys have really bad orgasm.
Listen to this, Natalie.
Your voice changes.
Oh, yeah.
You ever noticed your voice getting higher, lower or just different during sex adrenaline
and muscle tension in the vocal cords change, change pitch and tone.
Moaning, gasping and suddenly whispering are not just involuntary, but a direct reflection
of your nurse system operating a full throttle.
I've noticed that with guys, your voice becoming unintentional instrument broadcasting arousal
pleasure.
You're a doctor.
It's a turn off.
It's like control yourself.
Okay.
Why is your voice sounding different just because you're horny?
Be normal.
Okay.
I'm not a stop it.
Okay.
You're out of control.
Okay.
Get it together as we're not normal.
Get it together.
Oh, honey voice.
I'm not into it.
Okay.
We're going to take a quick break and come back to our scientists.
Natalie is on fire today with her scientist.
Control yourself.
Yeah.
We're late.
Number six.
We haven't even got to 21.
We have so many sudden muscle twitches.
Oh, yeah.
Like my Charlie horses legs, facial muscle spasming briefly.
Your Charlie horses.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just started doing this during sex.
I mean, yeah, you're, but I'm thinking you're Charlie horses fine.
I am, I immediately like just like jump off.
Yeah.
I know you very well.
Oh, jump off.
Jump off.
I'll be right back.
Oh, like around.
It's usually, it's usually in my butt.
I know.
Okay.
I know exactly where I don't know why.
I know right underneath your ass.
Yeah.
But sometimes it's my abs and every once in a while, things getting crazy.
My toe.
It's called exercise.
I know.
Lack.
Yeah.
It's the only time I ever do exercise.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Hold on.
Your memory takes a quick nap.
We're to remember you can temporarily shut down an orgasm due to neurochemical shifts,
particularly oxycautin.
No.
No.
No.
Yeah.
And that's any other way you can fix all of that public property in asshole europa
What I'm doing okay I avoid a point is we get empathy.
Like, I'm not like, ooh, I'm in the middle of doing something important.
I'm just gonna quickly go have sex and then I forget what I was doing.
I'm never doing anything around the sex band.
Yeah.
Well, that's why heart rate and blood pressure skyrocket.
We know that people have heart attacks all the time.
It's actually, should it come with a warning, black box warning.
Sex can cause death.
Nutrients to muscles, oh, your heart pumps harder.
It's an, it's a sexual workout.
It's a cardiovascular workout.
You can feel fatigue after breathing feels entirely natural.
Your body has exerted itself in the most pleasurable way possible.
Speak for yourself.
I prefer a buffet with good food.
Your body becomes a personal sauna.
I can't believe you don't get over simulated.
So hot in here.
Oh, it does.
Oh, so hot in here.
It's very close.
Like, it's a lot of close body.
That's hard for me.
I have to just put a band on.
Not only just like, just let it go, let it go.
Cause it's so close.
Don't like so close.
Damans a slick lower back.
Yeah, that's called sweat.
Your body is running perfectly calibrated cool system.
That's why you get in the nape of your neck.
Your torso, what made surprises
where this what happens first?
Where?
Lower back in a nap of your neck.
In lower back.
Damans.
I'm gonna check for that.
Yeah, you check it.
Let us know how that goes.
Check in with us next week.
Oh, you're not with your husband next week.
But you know, life is long and there's always vacation.
I was like, oh my gosh.
And you know, Chloe specifically told you about the bartender.
She was like, I'm going to tweez your mustache
so that when you're talking to them, I love that she just thought about that.
So when you're talking on the bartender,
I guess I have to look at your mustache.
I'm like, she was like visualizing me on vacation,
talking to a bartender like so good.
I love that for her.
Weird noises can happen.
And that's okay, Natalie.
Gas bubbles.
That's not okay.
That's a fart.
That's not okay.
Farts are not okay.
Joint pops.
Creaky skin.
Creaky skin.
Creaky skin.
A creaky joints I get, but skin.
All of these sounds are byproducts of unusual positions stretching and friction.
They are harmless, but often surprising.
Your body is moving in ways it doesn't usually.
And the noises are just a side effect of the anatomy and physics in action.
You know, it plays some music.
I don't want to hear that shit.
Creaky skin.
Your skin's creaking your tool to be having sex.
Can I ask what the proper word for a quef is?
Because a quef is a bad word.
Vaginal fart.
That's happened to me.
Like what?
I didn't even ask.
It wasn't even a topic.
It wasn't even.
I was just thinking that word needs a better word.
He wasn't even on the list.
Should be a more attractive word.
Wasn't even here.
Farts weren't even on there.
But I think gas bubbles are farts.
Yeah, they were just what happens when the gas bubble at your vagina.
Yeah, I've never farted during sex lies.
If you turn this a furry.
Wow, it just wants.
Moot swings can be intense.
Post orgasm hormonal changes.
Drops in dopamine.
Rises in whatever.
It's an nearly bedtime after being aware of these swings helps normalize the experience.
Just go to bed.
Shut up.
It's bedtime.
That's how I got here in this bed with you because it's bedtime.
And then you tried something tricky and now we had sex.
Everyone go to bed immediately.
Bedtime.
Bedtime.
Hmm.
I just, it's really grasping here.
We're really reaching sharpened senses.
Yeah, for sure.
Smells.
I mean, smells.
Yeah.
Touch, taste, smell and hearing are all temporarily sharpened.
That's just, I don't want to hear better during sex.
I like brush against skin may feel electric.
Settle sense can trigger strong reactions.
Last time I felt electric when somebody grazed my thigh was when I was in high school.
And I liked a boy and we were sitting by the movies and our legs were like almost touching
and I could feel electric.
It's the last time it felt electric.
Chills and goosebumps.
This is it.
That's because you're in a cold environment.
The blanket is a novel.
Your immune system gets a boost.
Oh, for how long?
Oh, now you're saying that I'll stay healthy immediately after.
Breathing gets totally unpredictable.
Breathing may become jagged deep or unexpectedly held for brief moments.
Well, it just better not get loud.
Your pupils spill the tea on attraction.
Wait a second.
People dilation is a subconscious signal control by the automatics.
The dilated pupils indicate sexual interest and heightened arousal often without even
realizing it.
Slow down.
This is the best thing I've ever heard.
Are you telling me that if I am talking to a guy and as people's dialect and like
a tracety.
It could be like a hockey coach and his pupils dilate.
Your partner may unconsciously interpret it as a marker of desire.
Essentially your eyes are speaking a secret language of attraction.
Oh my gosh.
That's really bad if you're trying to hide your sexual attraction and people know about
this.
Don't tell me about drugs and talking to someone.
Oh, wow.
I can't wait to see you talk to a hockey guy.
Let's go try immediately and I'm going to do something sexy at the time.
I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be
next week.
Yeah.
And I'm going to see if his pupils dilate.
But it would be easier to see if they have light colored eyes.
So I'm going to have to find a light colored hot guy.
That's kind of because that's kind of a cool one.
Okay.
And then I'm going to look really sexy.
Okay.
That doesn't necessarily mean classy.
I'm going to have to look sexy and a trashy way because guys like that.
Okay.
Wait.
Okay.
I love this.
I really can't wait.
You say after which is a lie for Natalie, your body craves more touch afterwards for
the people who like to like cuddle and like spoon after you seek gentle hugs, touch,
cuddling.
I think I can cuddle myself.
I'm not, you know what?
You don't need a cuddle.
You don't Natalie does not need.
I just gave you my whole wonderland body.
Now keep it to me.
My wonderland.
Yeah.
You know, I just gave you all of it.
Like I got a fucking Charlie horse about it.
Leave me alone.
I want to go to bed.
Some people cry.
I've heard that.
If you cry to me after sex, you know what that reminds me of when I went on those two
those two guys houses and they played guitar to me.
You're ready to go.
What am I supposed to look at?
I am so embarrassed for you.
I'm embarrassed for me and I'm never coming back.
I know.
But they were thinking they're being romantic.
Could you imagine what were they thinking?
They love music and they were trying to serenade you.
I'm so embarrassed.
I'm so embarrassed.
I wanted to happen again.
Just so what?
So I could fit them.
Yeah, so you know, because I was kind of polite.
There's no way.
You were able to sit there and smile.
Okay.
Catherine, I had to.
I don't know Natalie.
You and actually my other friend, you are very, you know, when you were like, oh, excuse
me.
You, what would you do?
You would do the same thing.
I just know you and someone else.
I know very one.
I know, but you would do the same.
What if the guy played guitar to you?
I would too, but you don't hide it as well.
Well, I don't think they knew except I never went back.
Would you ever go back if the guy played guitar to you?
If you go silent, I know you and the other one.
If both of you go silent, I know exactly.
I know the minute her arms cross the minute I'm like, oh, no.
And you just get like you stare and then you either turn your head.
Oh, I actually, you're, you've gotten worse with age, but I'm sure back then you were
such kind of nice.
I don't know how you say goodbye to them.
I mean, even it happened this week.
What?
We were talking to a man.
Oh, I know.
I knew over it.
I know, but that I know.
But also on that note, I don't, didn't like it on dates when guys cooked for me.
I know.
That's kind of vulnerable though.
You don't like vulnerability.
Don't cook for me.
But that was being nice, Natalie.
You don't like that though.
You don't like what men are nice like that.
You find, you don't like that.
You don't.
You know what you like.
Huh?
Huh?
What?
Yeah, actually.
I'm like, don't give me gifts.
I saw embarrassed for you.
Yeah, look on the first eight or like, yeah, or whenever.
I'm not, don't, I don't want you.
I don't want to imagine you out there thinking about me at a store.
Like, get a life.
Oh, wow.
When do you want them to think about you?
Don't go to store and think about me.
Get a fucking life.
Don't get me a present.
Asshole.
Didn't get me a present.
Asshole.
He never gets me a present.
He told me not to think about you at a store.
That's the guy I guess I mentioned, my favorite ice cream.
And then he fucking went and got it for me.
Asshole.
That's when we knew it was over.
Now, you know, and when you pulled out the ice cream, it was like, that's so sweet.
And he was like, he brought it out like, and I was like, oh, you remembered it.
Do you like you're disgusting?
I like it so.
Thoughtful.
I'm so turned off.
What would be your turn off now as a married person?
Well luckily, he just knows not to do any of that stuff.
Okay.
I think you should more ask what's my turn on.
Oh, we know what that is.
You know, what's your turn off?
Yeah.
Like, any, like, lots, like, budget.
Do you ever talk about the budget?
Never budget.
I heard it to attention, a bill.
Yeah, chores.
Yeah.
Judging me.
Yeah.
That's a turn off.
Yeah.
Judging me's a big one.
For procrastination.
Oh, I hate like just yet, you're shit together.
Yeah.
Not much else though.
Like if he leaves the socks on the floor, it doesn't fall.
Oh, hell no.
I actually feel better about myself when he does that.
I know.
Mine would never.
Oh, God.
I would prefer if he did.
I know.
Although it would be a fucking peg sign here.
We actually had a conversation this morning about it.
Who?
I said something about the clothes and then he, because I'm self aware.
Wait.
So it makes it okay.
Yeah.
If you know you do it in this wrong, that's better than knowing that you do it in this
wrong.
Yeah.
Don't you think?
Like, but you still do it.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
No.
Okay, we're both wrong, but he's wronger for thinking that he's not wrong.
Follow me.
Take me down the road.
Okay.
So if we both have clothes on the floor, yes.
I'm like, yeah, I'm a messy person.
Yes.
He's like, I'm not a messy person.
Oh, but I can see your clothes on the floor that there's more of yours.
Oh, okay.
You're right.
He's wrong on that one.
But luckily my mom told him once.
Yeah.
That he's messy.
He is.
He does not.
He thinks it's all me.
No, no, he's not.
And he also eats potato chips a lot.
And God, my mom calls him out on it now.
So he knows.
No, he's not.
He's not.
He's not unclean.
No, he's just not.
I would say my husband's on the spectrum of extreme cleanliness to a problem.
I would say yours is probably just like average, like most guys.
I would say we're messy.
And he's probably, if there's like a scale, we're messiest.
Yeah.
Okay.
Not messiest.
Yeah.
My son down here messiest.
It's not the worst.
He gets it helped cleaned up.
That's forgot.
Okay.
That's will go messiest.
Yeah, I think Mark's normal.
I would say he's messy.
We're messier.
Yeah.
He's messy.
God, he cleans the kitchen.
Yeah, I would just say that he's an average.
Yeah.
I wouldn't say he's super clean.
I'm not like, oh, he's in here.
I see him tidying a lot when people like things, but he doesn't bother him if it's messy.
No.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I mean, I'm not.
I mean, I'm not.
I'm not.
Yeah.
It's messy.
No.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like he leaves it.
He's not bothered by the mess.
I don't know.
Oh, no.
And while he's not bothered by the mess, we got it in this is his line.
We got to thin it out.
Oh.
We all know the whole family is like, what does that mean?
Thin it out.
Like get rid of, like, get rid of things, like thin it out.
Like get rid of, like, come on, clean it up.
Fin it out.
Fin it out.
Fin it out.
Fin it out.
Fin it out.
Fin it out.
That's the thing.
Fin it out.
How often does that happen?
You know, and he just gets in the mood to thin it out.
I purge alone.
Yeah.
He's just got everyone's got to go thin it out.
Everyone's got to get it out.
Do they actually get it out?
Well, sometimes we have to all thin it out
because he's like, where do you go?
Where do you put it all?
I just like, what is the thinning out?
Where are we thinning out?
The whole house?
It was kind of more like when he says thinning out,
we're meaning cleaning.
When I thin it out, I really thin it out
before he's like, let's clean.
So it's the main floor mostly.
Yeah.
What gathers on the main floor?
Oh my God, so much stuff.
Okay, like tell me.
Like my house?
Yeah, but then there's a lot of like,
there's like like jackets.
There's done a room in the closets
for all the jackets.
Okay.
So they end up on chairs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And there's just stuff that ends up in that area
where there's that light.
It's like a little nook.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then the closets really fall
because it's really small.
There's six people.
I know.
Yeah.
How what could you do differently?
Get rid of,
have half of what we own.
Hmm.
Be reasonable.
Why do you need more than one winter coat?
I know.
Well, that's not a reasonable question.
Okay.
I agree.
Like we live in winter.
Yeah.
Why do you have so many shoes?
Yeah.
And sometimes it's zero and then sometimes it's seven.
You can't wear your minus 40 coat when it's zero out.
Right.
And you can't wear your zero coat when it's warm.
Like you definitely need different.
Right.
Different.
I mean, I have four for coats.
You have too many for a coat.
Yeah.
Fake fur.
Yeah.
And I think I want to get rid of them.
What will he do when you're away?
Will he clean?
Will he thin it out?
Will he?
No, he'll just live like that.
I have to do a project.
Like one time when he got my card detail,
then I didn't notice.
I remember that.
Okay, but he went and got a detail.
Yeah, and he might get my card detail long gone.
Lovely.
But I should probably look around and notice
because I was like, he's like,
ah, it's you.
It was, I'd been in like for a week
and he's like, you notice that I just detailed
and I'm like, not at all.
Your car is a junkyard.
I know it's really bad right now.
I know.
To take a garbage bag.
I do all the time.
I know it's the kids.
They just get out and they leave it.
But you do throw things just on the floor.
Yeah.
You just, it's like it's your garbage.
Mm-hmm.
But when there was a smell, so then I had,
I, because there was a card bar box that got wet
and you know, cardboard when it gets wet,
smells like fish.
No.
I don't, I don't like how big was the box.
You know, no, no wet cardboard boxes in your trunk?
In the back of your seat?
No massive.
You and you like that?
We don't know what it is.
Water bottles, so many water bottles.
Okay.
Ugh.
It's time.
But you're leaving, so don't worry about it.
Yeah, I'll just get my clean the car while I'm away.
Uh, amazing.
I mean, I love married woes and body woes.
That's what we did today.
I have most of those things or I've experienced them.
I have personal anecdote from most of those.
Didn't I?
They're so precise.
You could say like your eyes closed,
weird things that happen.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
It's like a psychic.
Yeah.
Can really dive into anything.
I don't really think about,
I don't, maybe I'll start filming myself.
Ooh, that'll be fun.
I'll start watching back.
Ooh.
See how many of the 21 I have.
Ooh, that'll be fun.
That'll be fun.
To, we'll make it a game.
Ooh, we'll make it a drinking game.
Oh my God, how many can you find?
Yeah.
Like a bingo card.
Oh my gosh.
It's gonna be so much fun next Friday.
I can't wait.
Well, it's time to wrap this baby up.
It's Friday and hope you all have this
cadenade sign off.
Yeah, it's feeding time.
Feeding time.
