My husband Farted

0:00Hey, this is strong Barry. How y'all feeling out there today? I hope everyone is doing well. If you're not doing well, hey, that's find a way to get well, look well and be well. Today, I'm just going to talk about gas. I mean, I ain't talking about that gas that you got to pay all that money for, or, you know, the gas leak or whatever. I'm talking about gas, you know, like when somebody just let it out, that windbreaker, you know, that fart. Yeah, gas. So, um, this is what I want to say. I didn't know that you could walk right into gas and it could just do things to you. I mean, it's mind blown because, um, my husband, he was in the bathroom and I had to go to the bathroom. And I was like, come on, have me up. I got to go. And I was like, I'm like, watching him. And, um, he came out, but then he was like, wait, wait, wait. I was like, I got to go. I got to go. He's like, wait, um, I floored it. And I was like, so I got to go to the bathroom. And, um, I walked into the bathroom. Oh, my God. My eyes

1:26glows. I mean, I stumbled back. And my nose took a big breath. It was like, um, taking an inhale and, you know, that's not back up in my nose. And all the fumes from the fart just hit me. And I was like, oh, God, what the heck was that? And it felt like it was like, in my mouth and my, oh, my God. It was like a spread through my whole system. And as I closed the bathroom door and you're related, I thought that was it. Oh, no. That guess hit me so bad. It came back out of my hands. And you all know that something. And guess smell that bad that it comes out of you from somebody else. I mean, I didn't even have before in my system.

2:30And here's for it. Oh, God. It made my eyes teary and everything. And I was like, mom, this is some strong shit. But I had to go to the bathroom. I was like, I'm not hearing anything on myself because he took all day in the bathroom. I got to go. Although we got two bathrooms for them. I would have to go all the way downstairs, clean the bathroom up a little bit. And then come all the way back. I said, and even mine, it was not time for me to get up. It was just bad from time. But I walked into the gas. And it gas knocked me that out. So when people say, wait a couple of minutes before you go in there because it's not what you want to smell. Take a deep breath and wait a few minutes because gas can knock you out just like the regular gas.

3:34You don't know what's coming. And then locked you out slowly. That's how I felt because my eyes was teary. My ears was like, oh, you know, every open spot of my body, it just transferred into. And I was like, oh, what the hell. And I got, I got that for breeze. And I basically sprayed that. And he got up and he was like, too much, too much, too much. And I just continued sprayed it. I think I sprayed almost all the whole deck on bottle. It was something, you know, when I was basically in my whole life first time walking into somebody's actual. I mean, I said next to people and they let it out or whatever. But this was like getting out of bed, you know, sleep walking halfway and going right into the bathroom.

4:45Just almost knocked me that loud. And then what came out of my ass. It was like a bloop. I was like, what the heck. So I said this. I said, maybe I maybe I just got a shit. But it was the gas that transferred into my body. And it stanked so bad. It just came right back out the bottom. All right, y'all continue those. Live and run like because when somebody has gas, they can have gas. And, you know, if they tell you wait a few minutes before you go in the bathroom, they tell you the truth. Wait a few minutes. Breathe. Hold it and tighten up that belt or something. But don't walk in there because it's dangerous. I live and learn life because things happen in a minute, a second and an hour. And we know what life is. It is so, so, so, so, so real.

5:58So when somebody tells you all the way to three minutes, even if you got to go real bad, take a deep breath and wait a few minutes. You're going to be knocked out.