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Musers- Jay Leno

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The Ticket Top 10Musers- Jay Leno. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.

0:00I'm Sam Slayton, CEO and co-owner at Sante Center for Healing. For three decades, Sante Center has been providing lasting recovery for addiction. Addiction left untreated is a fatal disease. Sante offers treatment-based clinical excellence and compassion, where available now at SanteCenter.com. We still have a number for him, so let's call him and wish him a happy birthday. It has been a while. I always like Jay Leno. Hello. Jay Leno, please. Yeah, this is Jay speaking. Jay is the user. Users in Dallas calling to wish you a happy birthday. Add a ticker to dollars. Yes.

1:01You find there are a lot of people who have on it. No, it's your birthday. Somebody say I'm not able to find Papa Jones number. We wanted to wish you a happy birthday. Yeah, I was talking to Kevin. I remember Kevin, you banked. 76 years young today, guys. It's like what people say. It was like a young, 76 years young. That's older than dirt. You know what the best part of old age is? What's that? Doesn't last very long. I don't know if you've done it. Yeah. I've only said this and it's true. My advice to my older friends is don't let age and get you down. Don't let me. It's too hard to get burnt up again. Don't let me down. Don't let me down. So what's up with a man? You guys excited about Cooper fly? Oh yeah.

2:01Yeah. Yeah. Rookie of the year. How about that? Yeah. Yeah. We've heard that one. Got him. Got him. Got him. Yeah. Well, you know, I'm glad you answered. George, right? That's right. My wife made us, you know, she's older than me. She's not doing as well as me. Oh. But yeah, we're just going to have a nice breakfast, you know, and everything like that, you know. You know why you should always marry someone who's older than you. Why is that? As you look, fade. So is the eyesight. Well, we're getting a whole routine here. Thank you for this. Where's my last track? It was there. It was there. Yeah. You're getting laughs. Well, you know, I married Mrs. Right. That's what they say.

3:03Right. I just didn't know our first thing would be always. All right, it goes that way sometimes. Yeah. So what's going on with George Pickens? Well, we're not sure. I guess he's going to sign the franchise tag. But Jerry is a GM. I still think that, you know, George, you think it used to have acted as a super one or flim pickens? All right. Yeah. Back to Mavis if I could. Okay. Yeah. He treats me like I'm a god. He cooks for me like I'm a god. Really? Yeah. At least he's placing burnt offerings before me. She needs a lesson. Yeah. You know what I mean? I mean, Joseph. I mean, Joseph. I mean, Joseph. I wouldn't want to be out there dating at my age because, you know, you know, a single man over 75 younger women who are interested in them. In the bookstore under fiction.

4:05Are you still on what comfortable as of a guy? No, they got much more comfortable and confiding, vulnerable things. I'm not your friend. Yeah. Yeah, you know why? Come on over and remember it. You're older, Joe. Yeah, sure enough. You're on a roll. Yeah. You know, I've, old age makes us great multitascos. Sure. When I see, I see it at the same time. I think it's the thing you do and everything. Are you still going around and doing stand up? Are you just working on cars every day? Are you just working on a theme powered model aid? Just trying to get that up and running? Wow, power. Yeah, and I got a jet powered motorcycle. I'm going to be riding a little bit later on today. Be heardling me into some sort of retaining wall. Just a little bit later on. You know, but I still work out. I'm still trying to keep fit. You know, I'm still trying to eat well and all that sort of thing. Sure.

5:05You know, the secret is having a smoke and hot body and old age, don't you? Clemation. Yeah. Okay. They call it that. They call it that. So what's going on with, uh, with the, uh, with the Dallas star? I understand that. I'm doing that. Yeah, game five tonight. Yeah. Game five. Yes. Baldi excited about that. Yes. He's very fired up. Yeah, so I'm just going to hang up. Okay. Here for about 21 minutes. Well, we can't. So happy birthday. Yeah, that's what we wanted to say. It's just happy birthday. Well, thank you guys. It's always great to talk to the news. Well, I'll send everything in here. I understand you guys get a news of the podcast. That's right. Yeah. I didn't hear any of that.

6:05That's sweet. Baldi might want to listen. Oh, there goes Jay Leno on his birthday. Hi, I'm Joe Salci. I hosted the Stacking Benchman's podcast. You know what? A lot of us get taxes wrong. Filing your taxes is basically data entry. There's been this trend of people going, oh, it's so cool. File my taxes in August. It's so awesome. Don't worry. I have an extension. It'll be fine. I like totally do it later. Stop. That's a good question, boys. Did you like you do that more frequently, please? Yes, every show for now. Stacking Benchman's. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

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