#MorningMonarchy: March 27, 2026

0:00You're listening to Media Monarchy with James Evan Pilato. Walker, Texas Zionist, ungrateful pop stars, and damn the torpedoes plus this day in history with the world's most alienating airports, and our song of the day by Moonwalker on New York Morning Monarchy. From March 27th, 2026, welcome back everybody. I'm James Evan Pilato making Media Monarchy into our 21st year news music memes and more all brought to you by you and it is fria, y'all. We call that Media Memes, your 4th Friday of the month. That means we get to do a little extra album analysis and as we continue our year-long deep dive into St. Petty. We also got your daily DJ set coming up Friday's pump up the volume kicks off with baptism

1:01by fire on Danny vinyl plus pop rock new music brand new Friday releases. I got brand new black keys brand new Peter Frampton brand new BTS and some more St. Petty for you as well. I just turned off my fan and reminding you all week long your Media Monarchy spring DJ marathon 12 hours of live DJ video from yours truly still living at the top of my tweeter. And we wrapped up our winner Spotify playlist and have begun our spring Spotify playlist. And thanks to my main RBL we do an hour old time radio on Friday's got funny episodes of Father knows best coming up you know like taking on city hall classic sitcom trope in the making and instead of a classic monarchy episode like we usually do Monday through Thursday we've dumped that and do a little extra Friday TV on the radio comedy hour more Sammy Obed Moffo is striking while the iron is mad and we are there for it.

2:02And that new episode of New World next week is public Rothschild rated over Epstein ties I will play your brand new New World next week audio after your Friday show as we always do and I got a ton to get to but we got to remember yesterday. Please leave a monarch John Lennon's overpopulation is a myth by the government from the Dick Cavett show 9.1171 and of course proven prosecuted examples of price fixing within various industries and the light bulb conspiracy speaking of makers of olympic wig of he failed to report all the strokes and suicides and deaths related with their fucking fat drug judge temporarily blocks RFKJ's efforts to reshape childhood vaccine policy reducing the number of recommended shots from 17 to 11 but don't worry Tards can still get 17 hell you get 20 if you want we played that slime time commercial and you guys posted a bunch of Nickelodeon gifts for no reason play that super drag aspartame which I apparently played on the monarchy 17 years ago today.

3:03Are my reaching the point that I've seen in other all media hosts were just a fucking repeated thing over and over and over again. Our FEMA funds are already running out after the biggest wildfire in New Mexico indeed they are because your Democrat poverty pimps already spin all that shit also the state started the fires and they already say it's already the worst new start of the wildfire season here ever again there's just no way all those doctors are liars doctors testify they saw many gaza children with single bullet holes in their heads yeah speaking of two of my real life long time homies they're both trying to die shocking new LaGuardia theory that could clear the air traffic controller of responsibility for deadly plane collision the truck didn't have a transponder in it so it can still be Trump's fault. Trans migrant murder or get sweetheart plea deal all no way they're not a murder they just rape little kids inside New York City by the back of bathrooms and get off scot free man I should try that. Ginger Wilde hard of the wild heart says he won't treat his cancer has two to three years

4:07left and he will die with dignity. Austin mass shooting suspect avoided a felony in 2022 case. This demeanor later dismissed after a plea deal damn I should try that too. Oh wait I'm not the right color. Drugging not rolled out in death of Alabama student in Barcelona more than 150,000 uncounted koof deaths they claim and one dead another injured in a shooting at air force base in New Hexico which might relate to the rocket scientist and Air Force general linked to UFOs both completely missing out of New Mexico recently. Marianne Fleming of eyes on being supernatural died suddenly at the age of 51 only fans under Leonardo Ravinski dies at 43 and yes his death was promised to him 3000 years ago. And we played some body count yeah played KKK bitch with those lyrics I fell in love with tipper grors to 12 year old nieces Tracy whoo that sounds like something Epstein would do. Suspended organ principle who celebrated Charlie Kirk's murder now sentenced to prison for all that child porn.

5:09And they did use a man's voice to translate for Brigitte McCrone you know while she was at the Melania AI to protect the kids thing. Grock West helped me out on that we can't find any other sources using any other voice. They used a male voice for the male that's raping the president of France California jury found America's dad liable for sexually assaulting Donna Motsinger in 1972. As a result Bill Cosby ordered to pay 19 million damages his checkbook is in his front coat pocket. Chavez celebrations halted nationwide as allegations reshape hilarious legacy goddamn. So tasty and spicy. There's now a push to rename Caesar Chavez boulevard back to the way he's going to change it to now. Maybe you can change it to a petal Harvey milk lane. We were still living in Portland when they changed the street signs which as I noted yesterday maybe make Caesar Chavez 39th Avenue again you know so people can make their way around

6:12in cities better you know because numbers aren't language dependent. They give us our heroes they give us our villains and remember after Blair Witch came out they could not keep a fucking Burketsville Maryland signed up the road from us in Jefferson down allegations against Caesar Chavez spark renaming discussions in Portland and we played some classic Chavez break up your band and we had our pretty sweet truth music song of the day Apocalypse fatigue and we now return you to your regularly scheduled deprogram already in progress. Good morning good evening and good afternoon. Are you fed up? Do you submit to those who think they can rule over you by force? No? Well then welcome to the watch list on Blood of the Brave. Let's get into it. It's March Madness it's all happening everything around you's happening at once do you feel overwhelmed because you're supposed to feel overwhelmed.

7:15It's March Madness your favorite teams are going at it whether you picked a red or the blue the dims or the ars they're all going at it it doesn't matter who you pick it's March it's madness you're supposed to feel overwhelmed are you overwhelmed yet because it's March Madness and we're here tonight at Rebel TV with another episode of Welcome to the Watchlist March Madness Edition don't let them break your will don't let them take your joy smile in the face of tyrants they really hate that they're pulling up from downtown they're on fire and they are a threat from deep which style will win no doubt about it you will lose because to them you're appalling in their game. A wise man once said the only winning move was to not play the game at all. It's funny because throughout this war you've heard little to anything with any substance from Elon Musk the world's richest man he said little and nothing to say at all about this war it's very suspect he likes to jump on any hot topic he can for engagement to

8:17look like the hero he wants to be but all of a sudden out of nowhere he decided to fund the TSA employees who can no longer work like the real hero he is Elon is a fucking idiot and that's putting it nicely there's our buddy blood of the brave with episode two I didn't even know there was a one welcome to the watch list March Madness Elon is dumb and data centered nightmares he's doing fantastic work now you guys so maybe now that he's making news videos maybe I should start making rap songs thanks to wild type in the chat for coining yeah we are experiencing the shameful joy over the hilarious cancellation of yet another bullshit fake ass hero we're calling it Shavas Freida 10 on 9 a.m. here in northern New Mexico speaking in New Mexico Jeffrey Epstein cultivated ties with Val Kilmer and other celebrities in New Mexico good giggly mugglers and there's all these photos it looks like he's on looks like he's on a movie set I'd be careful maybe if Alec Baldwin's running

9:20around there and the pictures will not show me the pictures show me the pictures got him dick sword punch a crap all right fine it still won't show me the picture oh well it's radio who gives a shit it's Jeffrey Epstein taking a picture so whoever's I don't know who's taking the picture probably the real mastermind of this whole operation and there's two girls hugging on him and they're taking a picture could you have turned and screamed helping me kidnapped instead of maybe smiling and posing for photos next to dozens of people is not just my white male privilege talking 40 photos inside Jeffrey Epstein's infamous sex range the secrets of Zora ranch Jeffrey Epstein's ties to New Mexico new Mexico was told by the federal government to stop investigating Epstein's activities where the fuck was your fuck the fed's energy then now all these local corporate news outlets all the nation affiliates for ABC CBS NBC all

10:25these fucking corporate news outlets that didn't do shit about fuck act like they're leading the charge to investigate now get out in front of the parade that they did not plan the Epstein files contain multiple emails involving Val Kilmer and Epstein spanning years example 2008 sympathy note after the plea deal 2011 ranch sale mention and a 2017 update none alleged or show wrongdoing by Val Kilmer just you know a friendly business chatter full text are public in the DOJ PDFs I have downloaded all of those no single guilty email claims of that are subjective and there's also a reddit post as well just a few of the emails to and from Val Kilmer and some of where he's just referenced also you guys I don't know if you know this but Val Kilmer is now playing Jim Carrey that's why he seemed all weird at that thing look into Steve Baldwin's post here on X and TikTok I think Steve Baldwin is trying to tell us that Val Kilmer is playing Jim Carrey the

11:26inside of the ears different than the original Jim Carrey's Jim was on the Epstein's list fucking retards but we know they're gonna save the planet so again you guys this is all our fault all 911 truthers all the activists everything you've done has now been infected and mutated into the stupid bullshit you now see the best example I can kind of make and it's not even up to snuff is how the Ron Paul revolution turned into the bullshit tea party and one last note well maybe a couple more notes Val Kilmer resurrected by AI to star in as deep as the fucking grave five years prior to his death in 2025 Val Kilmer was cast as father Fenton a Catholic priest and Native American spiritualist in as deep as the grave but Kilmer who was battling throat cancer was too sick to ever make dissent he was the actor I wanted to play this role says the film's

12:27writer and director Kuerte Voorhees you know he runs that daycare center with the baby vapes it was very much designed around him it drew in his Native American heritage and his ties to and love of the southwest I was looking at a call sheet the other day and we had him ready to shoot he was just going through a really really tough time medically and he couldn't do it so of course this is all I end up doing anymore let's all okay search did Val Kilmer actually have any native in him yes Val Kilmer claimed to have Native American ancestry specifically stating he was of Cherokee descent through his paternal grandmother he publicly identified as part Native American in a 2003 newspaper ad and mentioned his father was raised on reservation land in New Mexico he knows I didn't really realize that the democrats locked up Germans in World War 2 it wasn't just Japanese and concentration camps they did Germans on the east coast too always be learning

13:27however genealogical records and ancestry tables do not document any of this Cherokee heritage with sources noting that his paternal great grandmother were born to non Cherokee families while Kilmer consistently referenced his Native American roots in interviews and media appearances no credible tribal enrollment or verified lineage has been confirmed by public genealogy Kilmer stated in a 1992 interview regarding the film Thunder Fart that his father's grandmother was Cherokee sorry you're not Jewish independent geological research indicates his paternal great grandmother's Nancy Williams and Sarah Elizabeth Webb had no documented Cherokee ancestry 1014 here in northern New Mexico remember only monarchy and moracy won't let you down and it's been rough it's been a rough week for Benjamin Netanyahu he just lost his major American supporter with Carlos Norris's death as thousands of people took to garbage social media

14:27which are ruined this entire internet thing to mourn the death of chunk Norris his political affiliations also became a topic of discussion online Norris the former martial arts champion in 1980s action film hero who fought the bad guys in code of silence missing in action and the Delta Force and upheld the law in the TV series Walker Texas Zionist died two-thirds days ago his family said in a statement of course on his zucker gram account a supporter of US president DJ Trump the actor publicly endorsed the repugged during the 2016 America's next top president a large number of Trump supporters paid tribute to him as news of his death a day after his hospitalization meanwhile supporters of the Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu also paid homage to chunk Norris for his supports for the Jewish state in 2013 Norris released a video endorsing Netanyahu ahead of the elections in 2015 he created another endorsement video urging Israelis to go vote for Netanyahu as if the votes matter he prays Netanyahu's leadership

15:34encourage against evil forces threatening Israel oh yeah the fucking US too I guess chunk Norris died at a time when his favorite leaders Trump and Netanyahu are facing black lash in the US for launching another war against Iran but we do have you know at least we can have some fun memes though you guys when chunk Norris attends a feminist rally he comes back with a shirt ironed and a sandwich I guess I guess it's zio's before hose so we were talking about this I canceled everything on my adobe except for audition so it's really the one mean thing I need and again I've been using it since it was called cool edit pro about 31 fucking years ago so if you just get one thing on adobe and again you subscribe forever and you'll own nothing and you'll be pissed about it but it gives me a little bit of extras I was able to dump photo shot because it gives me something called adobe express which is a browser version of a photo editor where

16:37all I need to do is put the picture in there and put the logo over top of it literally that's all so I get the art from a man hybrid yeah all I need to do is add the logo oh wait it's all down I think it's been coming back apparently there's an adobe status page and it did say like critical issues with adobe cloud you can trust the clouds you guys not as much as you can trust your media monarchy cover art huge thanks to man hybrid for making cover art for bands and artists that only exist here in the media monarchy kingdom that's right Carlos Norris is missing in action for the delta farce so speaking of not working this coming Monday's the last Monday of the month hang out so we won't be on air 103 chunk Norris jokes to make you laugh because that's what parade magazine does now so here's my request can we repurpose the Chuck Norris jokes into how strong he is at selling out Americans for Israel in the beginning

17:41there was nothing then Chuck Norris roundhouse kick nothing and told it to get a job shilling for Israel that's not that's it we didn't just add for Israel to the end like you add in bed on fortune cookies Chuck Norris can have both feet on the ground and kick butt at the same time for Israel so why do why do people do this ask his so much that they fall for it I think the Zionist stripper likes me Norris developed close personal ties with Israel through repeated visits and collaborations he filmed two major films in the country the delta force from 1986 of course with Lee Marvin and hellbound not hell razor two from 1994 major films I think citation needed on that one he filmed two major films in the country delta force and hellbound and employed local Israeli martial artists as extras fostering goodwill within the community so Chuck Norris has

18:45died at the age of 86 and a lot of people are mourning Chuck Norris currently but I do want to be a reminder that Chuck Norris is cool at Israel and Benjamin Netanyahu Benjamin Netanyahu Sarah and I were deeply saddened here of the passing of Chuck Norris a great friend of Israel and a close personal friend Chuck brought martial arts and the warmth of his character to millions around the world may his memory be a blessing and if you don't believe me let me show you guys a clip of him endorsing Benjamin Netanyahu way back in 2015 I'm Chuck Norris and I would like to say hello to all my friends in Israel I watch prime minister and your friends in America poor congress and saw a man who loves his country with all his heart and soul I also saw a strong leader which is absolutely crucial for the safety of the Israeli people I have done three movies in Israel dealt force being my favorite and I formed many friendships while there was the third he

19:50wanted to have an incredible country and we want to keep it that way so mourn Chuck Norris if you want just know he was good friends with Benjamin Netanyahu hello to all my friends in Israel you have seen what six years of weak leadership has done to America don't let that happen to Israel vote for a strong leader vote for BB in the eyes of a ranger the unsuspecting stranger had better know the truth of wrong from right because the eyes of the ranger are upon you in the wrong you do is on the sea when your indexes look behind you because that's where the rangers gonna be

20:55oh wait I got distracted about bullshit in the chat in the eyes of a ranger the unsuspecting stranger had better know the truth of wrong from right because the eyes of the ranger are upon you in the wrong you do is gonna see when your indexes look behind you because that's where the rangers gonna be in the eyes of a ranger the unsuspecting stranger had better know the truth of wrong from right we're on the back sample this part

22:07there the eyes of a ranger the unsuspecting stranger had better know the truth of wrong from right because the eyes of the ranger are upon you in the wrong you do is gonna see when your indexes look behind you because that's where the rangers gonna be not actually Chuck Norris singing that does sound pretty much exactly like him so that was Chuck Norris for prime minister neton Benjamin Netanyahu dead at the age of 86 and i played you two versions i guess two versions from that show walker texas ranger with lyrics the eyes of the ranger walker texas ranger walker told me i have aides also a huge thanks to fillty in the chat for jujitsu

23:09that could have been on the cover art as well bullshit phonies larping as western indian heroes while shilling for operation epstein furry pretty fucking funny 1023 am here in northern new mexico carlos ray norris you know funny for a supposed american here you don't you don't sound very american you sound hispanos ionist carlos norris yes downloading those two walker videos that's the most i've ever seen of walker texas ranger in my life we rented the octagon more than once because my brother was into it but personally my favorite is fire walker a moment frozen in time an indiana jones ripoff but it does actually have more people of color than any spielberg movie besides like less detached decapitations but the same amount of screaming annoying lady though you listen to your morning monarchy how about a little wrap up from one of the best stories of the

24:10year so far afro man free speech hero if ill-bored and told you in the early 2000s the guy behind because i got high and cult 45 and two zigzags would win a major legal victory for civil liberties two decades later would you believe me following a trial that took the internet's by storm afro man one of verdicts clearing him of wrongdoing in a civil defamation lawsuit filed by seven fat ohio fucking pigs the pigs claimed he caused them severe emotional distress by releasing videos and songs on social media mocking them for how shitty they are at their fucking job an aggressive raid on his home broke all a shit never paid him back no charges filed a rapper himself of course as you've seen dept out in an american flag suit as his lawyer played a series of music videos live streamed around the world in which afro man savagely ridiculed the officers including one he labeled officer pound cake one deputy whipped dramatically on the witness stand for jurors another testified he wasn't sure whether or

25:13not his wife had sex with afro man thereby destroying his whole defense or rather prosecution but beneath the body surface the trial raised serious questions about my first amendment namely can fucking pigs and other government scumbags use law fair to punish people who dare to criticize them and after the ACLU who did so much for us during scovid called the case nothing short of absurd afro man's lawyers argued that a verdict for the officers would have a chilling effect on the freedom of speech was his already pretty chill anyway and in the end a small jury and a small Ohio town agreed as the dust settled the afro man trial seemed a perfect example of the Streisand effect a social phenomenon in which dumbasses who think they're greater than they are attempt to suppress information usually of course via all their lawyer steens but it backfire spectacularly by calling more attention to at the name you didn't know comes from a 2003

26:15incident in which noted Zionist bullshitter barber Streisand sued to kill a paparazzi photo of her one of her homes her Malibu home only to lose the case and then see the photo spread far more widely across the internet than if you would have just kept and you fucking ugly face shut for the seven pigs who filed the case against afro man whatever negative publicity they got from his initial post paled in comparison to the avalanche it covers they got last week as of course users on tiktard zucker gram and zio x beamed their faces to millions around the world and afro man songs surged in popularity on streaming platforms and then they lost the case anyway forget Barbara done call this officer pound cake effect again best story of the year hands down so far and I know it's still still a little early in the year other top stories this week on ill boards legal beat aka thug babies and the lawyer steams that love them change the crapper won a jury verdict rejecting

27:19a lawsuit filed by his longtime manager pat corkern aka pat the manager over allegations of millions in unpaid commissions bad bunnies lawyers demanded that an african music publisher repay more than half a million dollars in legal bills after dragging the superstar into a failed copyright case fk a twigs launched a lawsuit against an indie band called the twigs suing other little tiny bands remember she used to be with a noted disney zionist shy la buf you know violence is always the answer nicky mnage hit with a new lawsuit that claims she stiffed a concert production company on a two hundred seventy five thousand dollars in fees and that are reps just keeps saying we'll look into this gunna filed a lawsuit claiming that shady concert promoters are their other cons duped him in a playing a show at a party for this year's ex games and never had the money to pay for his performance fee of seven hundred and fifty fucking thousand dollars the musician behind the zulu chant in the circle of life from the lion king

28:19suit a fucking comedian over a viral podcast comment about the song also thanks to the first amendment that bullshit faces long odds and holy moly damn your legal beat looking extra thugly remember rapper mystical former us army combat engineer yeah he pleaded guilty to a charge of third degree rape in Louisiana leaving the fifty five year old rapper facing up to twenty years in a cage he will be told to shake that ass in prison yay settle the lawsuit ever accusations of blatant illegal sampling on vultures one one of just many many many such cases filed against the rapper over the years oh my gosh is bully gonna come out remy ma streaming platform renamed an upcoming movie originally titled the biggest boss after being threatened with legal action from the biggest boss himself rick ross the bullshit thug who grew up rich who stole an actual street hustler's name you know free ray ricky ross the guy the CIA got to run crack in LA

29:20young Miami publicly defended her decision to seek leniency for diddler ahead of his prostitution sensing saying he was a changed man by the time she dated him from twenty twenty one to twenty twenty three but in white people music news live nations antitrust trial got back underway so this thanks crazy featuring holly anticipated testimony from live nation chief executive michael rapino including you know about all those ugly slack messages they settled the fed trial but they're still all kinds of state trials live nations antitrust trial resume this week after a surprise partial sediment gave the jury a week long spring break for all the university students the week featured key testimony about the operation of the live music business including from the concert industries number one gangster live nation chief executive michael rapino is he related to that loser soccer lady the department of justice who stole the promise software and gave it to jizzy no longer

30:23part of the case having reached a settlement a week into the trial that requires live nation to curb certain allegedly anti competitive practices this wasn't good enough for the many state attorneys general and officials from new york california and dozens more are moving forward with the goal of completely breaking up the monopoly of live nation and ticket bastard the trial resumed following a week long hiatus with judge errands and brammy and remarking welcome back members of the jury from your spring break the states brought in veteran antitrust lawyer Jeffrey Kessler who's won landmark cases against the fucking NFL and the NCAA to lead the charge for them now that the DOJ stepped away the states plan to wrap up their witnesses early next week a short time line from the DOJ's original estimate live nation will then get its chance to put on a defense case before jurors decide whether the company is a giant bunch of gangsters like morrisy says each time you vote you support the process every concert you go to support these assholes but yeah this

31:31I mean this one this one's good you know while robin you blind that was what was noted in the slack messages one of the other employees of live nation and ticket master in these private messages you know on giant multinational cloud platforms basically said man we are robin these kids blind all the bullshit parking charges all the other cuts we are robin kids blind and they love it so like morrisy says each time you vote you support the process so yeah they're robin you blind why they also have the fucking gall to sue you you know like Napster Lars unelected black robe nine rules against the record labels in billion dollar music piracy case against cocks the ruling rejected a lawsuit filed by the major labels that aimed to hold internet providers responsible for illegal conduct by their subscribers that would of course be fantastic because then I could sue all the car companies who killed my fucking friends and wrecks your unelected black robe nine who take

32:34checks from companies they rule in favor of rejected a billion dollar music piracy lawsuit filed by the major labels against telecom giant cocks communications ruling that the internet service provider can't be held responsible for the infringement by its users cracking assumes a majority ownership of climate pledge arena cracking is the Seattle NHL team partially owned by maclamar and of course noted awesomeness marsh on lynch they have assumed that so so a lot of these monopoly stories so you own the venue that you play in as well and this why they broke up paramount back in the day you own the theaters that get to run the movies that you make and own so now the crack and it assumes majority ownership of climate pledge arena I wonder what they'll change that fucking name to in a couple more years in other ill-bored business news primary wave acquires cobalt you've maybe seen the word cobalt with a k sousa say the deal which includes cobalt's worldwide

33:38operations of course and their catalog could be worth more than one and a half billion dollars primary wave said on monday that it is acquiring cobalt's worldwide operations it's catalog of owned copyrights and digital collection company AMRA they keep using that what the fuck is that uh global royalties made simple AMRA huh see I learned stuff all the time in here too again you can't do anything without 27 fucking middleman gangsters in the middle going on I'll take that cut and we'll take this cut and I'll take her cut and we'll take our cut primary waves extensive portfolio includes stakes in iconic catalogs of dead artists like prince and bob and is worth nearly six billion dollars whitey still making bank off of dead folks again my challenge to you is cancel everything and just get a monarchy subscription we can remember it for you wholesale and I heard this and on my the pop station I grew up listening to as a kid I've

34:44been listening to it a lot lately on radio dot garden which is just a fantastic platform just to play around on and I heard this on 103 C.I.R. L.A. Langley leaps past Taitay for a country history as chosen texas tops hot 100 for a fourth week and we played that for you the second it was released months ago L.A. Langley's chosen texas holds for a historic fourth week at number one on the billboard hot 100 that is the main singles chart the song first lead in mid February and added its second week on top at the beginning of March choosing texas solely claims the most weeks ever spent a top the hot 100 for a song sung by a woman that also hit number one on billboards hot country songs charts one up in Taitay's three week hot 100 rain with we are never ever getting back to get that was all a fucking country station beyond choosing texas and we're never getting back together three number one country hits by women top the hot 100 for two weeks each of course cowboy

35:47face carters texas hold them in 2024 and dolly fisers islands in the stream with Kenny Rogers in 1983 oh and 95 and 81 I remember hearing the joke as a little kid and I didn't quite understand it at the time what song does dolly part and sing in the bathtub islands in the stream on the flip side though hollywood turns on biggest bitch chapel roan music insiders give their verdict in one source close to star explodes with worst insult imaginable amid late of scandal this is some giant new pop tart who came out last year who's just way too big for their fucking bridges and I can't show you on the radio but there's tons of video of just her yelling at people screaming at photographers bitching and screaming and cursing at everybody and of course as much queerbait as hairy styles they are straight people who love to kind of act like their day or trans or whatever the current thing is chapel roan developed a reputation as

36:50the most difficult celebrity in hollyboob following a number of diva outbursts in a series of public spats this week the controversial pop tart 28 she made it to 28 found herself in hot water once again after one of her security guards was accused of making actor jude law's daughter 11 year old aida cry hey at least a one jasmine crocus bodyguards roan has denied having any knowledge of an interaction between her staff and eight of all again these are nepo baby rich assholes arguing about how they treat each other it's pretty great you should film it and then maybe people will actually go see it roan denied having any knowledge of an interaction between her staff and eight of all who was staying with her mother captain harding and stepfather brazilian soccer star who he know frail at the same hotel as the grammy winner in south hollow she did not direct her personal security or anyone on her team to interact with them but following the incident a source told the daily mail that some of those who work closely with the singer would like her to be nicer

37:54before it is too late her attitude isn't the best some would call it being a diva others would call it just being a bitch it's a shame because she's incredibly talented citation needed and for her to ruin what she's made of herself in like 12 months all by herself would be such a disappointment those close to her are hoping that she'll actually take this as a learning lesson and be nicer in the future the daily mail has contacted representatives for roan for comment they didn't of course reach out so we go to sky news australia and you mentioned the behavior let's have a look at this clip let's see how she treats her fans here she claims they are perhaps harassing her even though she's the one who's shown up to a celebrity hotspot

39:02this is the go away i'll see you so i will all of you look at you kinsy she ain't the most likable pop star you've got i can't put it anymore nicely than that i mean being a pop star means living in the spotlight and that spotlight is powered by fans when roan's shows open frustration to them or two photographers it reads as completely ungrateful boundaries are reasonable but hostility is not and i love them that clip where she said that you know this character so ashamed is hiding his face and then he just smiles right at the camera and says hello so yeah that i'm surprised she posted that clip i wouldn't have posted it yeah that's because she's retarded and completely ungrateful chapel roan roasted for awkward interaction with paparazzi yeah the people are being way nicer than she is they're all just smiling and being polite and that's one of the ones who dumped kacy waserman for being a dick they named the chat just like my stepdaughter they

40:07pride themselves on being a bitch you thought she was trans because that's how she poses that's a giant money making scam for all the tiktards now oh i think they don't know which bathroom to use they are queerbait you heard it here first in other news wnba players reach deal with salaries jumping to nearly three hundred thousand dollars now all they need is anybody to watch it in a major victory for wnba players incoming rookies will receive substantially higher starting salaries than in prior seasons following extended negotiations the new collective bargaining agreement cba if you nasty will increase boost salaries for entry level players from sixty six grand to three hundred thousand dollars annually and raise the salary cap for other players we're really just grateful to be able to come to a deal wnba president nique on ming said we're proud of ourselves and quite

41:07frankly we always told you we're gonna stand on business and that's what this looks like yeah from the outside the agreement between the leagues and the wnba comes seventeen months after players opted out of the last collective bargaining agreement we're really just grateful to be able to come to a deal you know this kind of reminds me of that case he must grave song we played on Wednesday you know where rich barbie acts like she's not getting laid in a song that's written by three dudes all right let's fucking ask the god damn internet again hope no wait hold on yeah search wnba is subsidized by the nba because it has never turned a profit and consistently operates at a loss yes the wnba is subsidized by the nba because it has never turned a profit and consistently operates at a loss the nba provides annual financial support estimated at ten to fifteen million

42:08dollars per year to cover operational costs player salaries marketing oxford commas and facilities it was necessary because the wnba generates significantly less revenue than the nba from ticket sales merchandise broadcasting deals and sponsorships the nba owns sixty percent of the wnba including direct ownership of six of its thirteen teams and has committed to ongoing investment without a short-term profit goal there's thirteen teams how do you do playoffs with that while some sources describe this as a subsidy other frame it as a strategic investment given the nba's long-term vision for women's basketball and the shared benefits like summer arena use bundled media rights and enhanced brand go to well despite the financial supports the wnba's revenue sharing model gives players only about twenty percent of league revenue compared to the nba's fifty percent split which has fueled recent player demands for a fair share the league's future depends on growing viewership and commercial success boosted recently by stars like

43:11Caitlin Clark and record-breaking college games but it remains reliant on nba backing to sustain operations it would not be in business if it were not subsidized you know like GMOs and shit it meanwhile Botox springstein I guess he still got his no kings decorations up mean that's that's how long it takes giant multinational widgets to rearrange their armaments for some new ad campaign quick quick can you do it sing a snatch of one of his songs besides born in the USA out too slow Minneapolis Portland Los Angeles San Francisco Phoenix Newark sunrise Florida Austin Chicago Atlanta Bellmont Long Island Philadelphia New York Brooklyn Pittsburgh Cleveland Boston and Washington DC the East street band is coming your way and we are bringing hope over fear democracy over authoritarianism the rule of law over lawlessness ethics over

44:12unbridled corruption unity over division and peace over hey kids it's time for counting with Bruce Springsteen who who he for five here here here here here here oh here hi hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hi yeah all right what did I get up to I don't worry your lawyers will tell you counting with Bruce Springsteen yes Bruce Springsteen announces tour to fight authoritarianism the multi-billionaire set as tour will promote hope over fear democracy over authoritarianism in the rule of law over lawlessness giant rich scumfucks act like they're the fucking revolution and he's not again not even any good you have no fucking songs your voice blows ass your band's pretty good but that's

45:15fucking it poor Stephen van Santon there in the background 10 45 AM here in northern New Mexico all those things I've talked about over the previous 45 minutes suck ass so let's get something good damn the torpedoes the third studio album by American rock band Tom Petty and the heartbreakers released October 19th 1979 the first of three Tom Petty albums originally released by the Backstreet Records label distributed by the last mogul Lou Wasserman's MCA records the music cemetery of America that's right Casey Wasserman's dad ran MCA with his good buddy Red Ronnie again wait till these fucking tiktard trans kids find out who owns their labels it built on the commercial success and critical acclaim of the band's two previous albums and reach number two on the billboard 200's album charts the album went on to become certified triple platinum by the hated RIAA who also sued their fan base widely regarded as one of Petty's best albums damn the torpedoes ranked number 313 on

46:20Rolling Stones list of the 500 greatest albums of all time moved up to number 231 in the 2020 revised list it is the only physical Petty I have that was the record where life was never going to be the same again damn the torpedoes are when Tom Petty stopped being this really great songwriter influenced by Dylan or influenced by the birds and became Tom Petty I was always a great believer in third albums I knew that Tom was coming on really strong and I felt it was time that he could really break it was a real sense of a mission you know we were going to make this record and it was going to be great we knew we were doing something that sounded exciting and that's what we were going for I had no doubt that we were going to do something that no one ever heard you for I knew that we were going to have an impact sonically I knew in that album we developed

47:22a drum sound that was very big huge beautiful drum sound for years that sound was imitated change the way drums were recorded really a lot of time with the sonics of the album how the tones fit together and made this really polished but tough sounding record it really sounded like nothing else out there like so many young artists he signed a bad deal and when he found out what it entailed he did what very few artists do is he actually said I'll go to War over this we were in a big lawsuit at the time you know just fighting for our right to exist in a way and I think it made the music sort of anthemic it was joy you know just spinning across the dial and hearing yourself again and again on different stations at one point we had four songs on the air at the same time from that album the publisher played me don't do me like that and told me that he was giving it to Jay Giles band so I like ran the Tom's house I said you out of

48:26your mind he's a lot kind of sounds like Jay Giles to me I said it sounds like a hit to me there is a ton of material in the company in the heartbreakers vault there's 2500 tapes in there and a lot of them have been sitting so long that it'd come up he put him on the machine and hit playing and go yeah so Ryan has an oven had to bake the analog tapes and then transfer them to digital before the tape deteriorated they're saying you need to find something hasn't to release in this you know what are we gonna find and it was on this little tape box that's just you know kind of nowhere just like written in hand no markings anything and we found out it was good when I camped on that one that was a real good death I vaguely remember cutting that song we liked it that we thought well if that really put on the album the song surrender we cut it for every album we always had trouble getting the right take on it it looked like what happened as a band did that take they did

49:28in a harmony and that someone made a decision like we should try it again and probably got progressively worse what I really like about that take was the vocal is really good there's no guitar solo overdubs or anything it's just the band playing you can hear the rhythm guitars really clearly how Tom and I are playing against each other without any other cluttering there we cut refugee maybe hundreds of times going for the magic take there's just roomfuls of of tapes with nothing but refugee refugee refugee we did not edit single take together on that record their complete takes of every song nice the blue ray we did a five one mix it just shows how well done this material is those songs hit me like nothing I've ever heard I couldn't believe that I was working into an album with songs like that we wanted to make music that moved people if there's longevity to it it's because the songs are really good because you can tell that there's a lot of genuine passion in it damn the torpedoes was one of those records that re-energized rock and

51:00that was me but she don't want to let her she likes to keep me kisses she's got me underpants with that little fiddle in the history she's a perfect scare there's always been so far to fave around yes they've always liked to leave it to the channel but yeah So, since it's night, we're out to take a nap.

52:00She don't like working, she says she can't survive. But she's got the asking question. She's got me on the bed with the little suits of this. She's the complex. And she's always been so hard to get around. Yeah, she always likes to leave it with a shadow overdown. Just a shadow overdown. She still keeps me rolling.

53:00I'm trying to figure out how she's leading up the summit. I'm trying to figure out how she's leading up the summit. And when she's dreaming, sometimes she seems afraid. But in the morning, she doesn't remember it. But she's got me thinking about it. And she's got me on the bed with the little suits of this.

54:00She's the complex. And she's always been so hard to get around. Yeah, she always likes to leave it with a shadow overdown. I'm trying to figure out how she's leading up the summit. And she's always been so hard to get around. You're listening to Media Monarchy with Jane Seven Kulado.

55:03We're really just grateful to be able to come to a deal. That is the poll quote for the Media Memes Album Analysis edition of your morning monarchy. I'm going to jump in your show notes, including our final taste of the third album from my final copy, Shadow of the Doubt. And we will get straight into album number four on this afternoons music show. She don't like work and she says she hates her boss. Boss told me I have AIDS in the streets of Minneapolis. You know, I mean, really, the downside of things this good like Tom Petty and Media Monarchy, is that it makes pretty much everything else intolerable. I've got your truth music song of the day moonwalkers parade. But first past is prolog my friends this day in history Media Monarchy episode 116 from 17 years ago today. This week magazine released its annual air travelers report this week with prongs,

56:08Kafka International Airport, wrecking last and customer satisfaction due to long flight delays for service and an overall oppressive in personal atmosphere. The report found the average delay at Franz Kafka International is 31 hours longer than the next worst airport. We spoke to several American travelers who reported spending weeks and in some cases months waiting for flights. I asked the ticket personally, what deep my flight was that? And they said that the airline I was flying didn't exist and everyone keep calling me S. The airport was also cited as tickle to navigate, with a list complaints including curbside shuttle services, which loop around the airport before depositing passengers back at their starting point, and extremely long corridors leading to dead ends. Gate B2 is next to Gate B11 and Gate B14 is in the afternoon. Business week also rated Franz Kafka International among the worst airports in terms of customer service, calling the employees, quote, completely indifferent to traveler's needs. There is a problem, fill out complain form, and place it in an envelope address to the name of the hospital in which you were born.

57:08In response to the ranking, the airport added a public address system in a time to clear up and confusing. The airport also created a toll-free customer service helpline, but when our reporters called the number this week, they found it connected them to a hat store in Stuttgart. Travelers also report being frustrated by the airport's unusual security procedure, which includes a time-consuming personal interview. The security guard asked me for like 80 minutes, are you who you say you are? Are you who you say you are? And finally, he writes a liar in the back in my hand and lets me pass. Airport officials say the complaints are unfounded. All problems of traveler's all, if you only make certain to properly follow proper protocols, no such problems would exist, properly follow proper protocols. The nearby Dust IS, the hotel also received low marks from the passengers, a large number of whom checked in due to a flight delay, and ended up murdering another guest at the hotel. Coming up, a new medical report warns getting screened for cancer is a leading cause of finding out you have cancer.

58:08Still ahead this hour, hostage crisis enters 14th, tedious hour. 17 years ago today, on Media Monarchy Episode 116, Prague's Franz Kafka International, named World's Most Alienating Airport. And remember, real news anchors did move to the onion most notably, Bobby Batista from CNN and Suzanne Senna. I have your brand new, New World next week. Rothschild rated over Epstein ties plus American airport chaos and combat drone production. A few mere moments away, but it is a new music Friday, my friends. New records coming out from, pop punkers Tigers' jaw and long runners, young fresh fellows. The Nico Caseless, new pornographers, new album is out today, and Zach Wilde's new Black Label Society. Snail mails got the new one. That new DJ kicks that we played for you on Tuesday from Sophia Cortesis is out on K7. And Swedish pop goddess Robbins, ninth album sexistential comes out.

59:08Charlie Pooth says whatever's clever, and Courtney Barnett has her new creature of habit. A period of professional and prefer personal upheaval, including a move from Melbourne to LA. Well, there's your problem. New one from the twilight, sad, new one from Jose Gonzales, King Tuff, and flea larps his jazz now. Onora, it's got a woman of color on the cover for some reason. And Dalek out on Ippacac the hip hop revolutionaries, of course, have to come out and say things, because you know, stuff's bad now suddenly. Reissues and compilations, the 35th anniversary of one of the funniest and funkiest rap debuts, I would say of all time, not just the 1990s. Expanded and repackaged for its 35th anniversary, that's right, sex packets from digital underground. RIP knows. Also 35th anniversary, the Charlotons sum, friendly, the band's excellent debut album from 1990,

1:00:09remastered in, rebolstered by frontman Tim Burgess, and a selection of bonus tracks. I put my charlots and shirt on even before I knew that. And some various artists where there is no son, Ricardo Villalobos, curated a tribute to Sunra, demonstrating the Afrofuturist icons influence on electronic music. Sunra never told me to fucking vote. Didn't try and save free speech. Just did this thing. Off the air this Monday for the last Monday hangout, so this is how I can go to Waterburgler. But we'll go out with the latest single to preview Wasteland Country. It's coming out on Mayday, of course. The upcoming album by Moon Walker, two words. So the Jackson family doesn't sue him. The project of Brooklyn-based singer-songwriter Harry Springer coming out on Mayday via the artist, and we should really, you know, enjoy this while we can, because this guy won't make this kind of anti-coke music, of course, when Pepsi comes back. Parade by Moon Walker, your truth music song of the day.

1:01:11And so we shut down your media memes, album analysis edition of Your Morning Monarchy for Friday, March 27th, 2026. I'm Jimmy fucking Polado, rarely imitated, never duplicated. Burgess trying to get into my freaking window. Hope you guys do well. You lie, Slander Pooner. Thanks for the motto. We stole from Struckout, Jealousy Opera. Don't hate the media. Become the media. Take care. No puppet, no street, no clown. No one gets left to drown.

1:02:13No life, just rage inside of this cave. But the billionaires are underrated. Yeah. Nice shirt, turn it on, turn it around. No praise when the wind blows down. We've got a lost face, not a broken soul. And we'll come around here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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