More Britney Spears Trouble

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1:01And it rests Britney Spears for DUI out there in Ventura, California. Oh man, why is she not having a person driver? Also found a substance in her car. Uh oh. It's been tested. She had another video like a week ago. They're bad. They're bad. It's been bad for so long. And she just coming in. I hate to be disrespectful, but she just kind of looks like the chick that worked at the dairy queen. I mean, kind of it kind of looks like she works at a Keller's. But it's the worst head strippers. I'm just saying it's it's not a good look, man. And she's dancing and she's trying to be provocative and sexy, but you're not everyone in the world is looking away going, yeah, that's not it. She doesn't look healthy and she's not on beat. Yeah, it's hard when you're trying to dance sexy, but you're stumbling. So the idea of a stripper on a pole also handling you a greasy cheeseburger is that appealing? Yeah. Okay. How good is the hamburger? Yeah, it really depends on

2:03the quality of the burger. Real good. So she had just gotten a little small victory in court because she had a restraining order against a 51 year old man named Donald who she says has been harassing her online since 2013. That's not cool. And was arrested for trespassing at her house last year. That's not cool. Her security guard spotted the guy and then called the cops. So British still got a security guard. Yeah, why didn't he drive her? I don't think you can contain Brittany is driving her. You'd probably stop her from posting what she's posting on online. Does she still have that rabid following? I know it's not as big, but like there's just people that worship her. Remember when all she was going through all this stuff and they were posting online, like, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Is that still a thing? Or if those people will win like, you know, we might have been wrong. I doubt she does. If you remember all that, right? Yeah, she does. They're in their 40s. Yeah. I doubt it. The leaf Brittany alone girl probably.

3:06Yeah, still a fan. Yeah. But other than that, I don't think so. She doesn't speak to them any more of the way she did before. I doubt it. I doubt it. They're not her little monsters. Uh, universal kid resort and frisco is obviously going to be opening up and they got a lot of stuff and they're looking for North Texans who want to play some of these characters at the park. Ben, man, I live right over there. I'm over there at roller town and haymaker right down the street quite a bit. It'd be very easy for me to pop in there. What would you like to pick up a shift as? I mean, what are the what are the options? We're looking for Shrek and Fiona. Yeah. I think I could do Shrek. Kind of a giant. Yeah. Get an accent. Oh, I don't really have an accent. Oh, just do your Shrek. All my accents are a medley of like every accent. It's like a bowl of chili. It's like a little bit of Louisiana. I mean, I could do a rational bill. Oh, Shrek is rational bill. Sometimes you could like

4:07the giant or sometimes you might like my friend, the zebra. This doesn't sound like Shrek at all. Come on. Give me your best Shrek. No. Is he Irish? What is he? I thought I was trying to remember how his accent is donkey. It's a donkey. I'm Shrek. SpongeBob and Patrick. I don't know that. Patrick's like, hey guys. Yeah, that's right. And also Kevin the Minion. I don't know. I'd see any of the Minions. Minions just go. Yeah. I pitch. It'd be an easy one. So that's that guy's name crew crew crew. Who's the crew? Yeah. The bad guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, group groups. So I think he didn't Greggo. Wouldn't he like a part, the old host from the original hardline Greg Williams, Greg the hammer. Wasn't he a country western shooter? Shootout guy. Yeah. Like six likes like six paces turn around and he was one of those guys. He does

5:07give reenactment vibes. Hey, man. Come on, dude. I get to fair joke. It's a fair joke. But is it a joke? There's more observation. Who of the people that you know is most likely to get old dolled up on the weekend and go recreate the Civil War? Oh, you know, probably Steve Shackleford. Yeah. Most likely to go to a Shrek rave. Yeah. Go to a Shrek quit. Right. Big borderline epileptic. Yeah. I can't help it. It said warning. They're flashing lights. You're like, I don't care. Got to go to the Shrek rave. Well, it's a pretty good show today, man. Yeah. I'm really cool that being over. All right. I'll never forget the time. KT looked Shrekleford dead in his eye and he said, did you know that butterflies? They studied them across the Atlantic Ocean. Only took eight days. That is so Chris Arnold. You know what I'm saying? Christina, you're given what you're not going to play music tonight. No, not

6:12till about nine o'clock. Oh, okay. Listen to Mav's pregame then the Mav's game in Christina at nine right here on the eagle. Are you going? You're out? So I'm going to get some cheeks after this horse power joint. God bless, guys. Good luck in first go. All right. That's good enough. I love the radio. At the UPS store, we understand the importance of a first impression. That's why we're here to help you put your best foot forward and be unstoppable with our printing services with high quality paper stock options. Banners, business cards, venues, and more. We make sure your small business stands out and your message reaches the masses. After all, we're the one stop print that pop store. Most locations are independently owned, product services, prices, and hours of operation may vary. See center for details. The UPS store, be unstoppable. Coming to your local store today and get your print on.