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Minor inconveniences

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Adam faced a few minor inconveniences before the work day and need someone else to share what had inconvenienced them this morning to feel better. Luckily Dave and Tammie joined in!

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Minor inconveniences

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Adam and Allison PodcastMinor inconveniences. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.

0:00I'm wondering, who's faced a minor inconvenience today? And are you concerned that it's gonna throw off your whole week? Because I have, first thing I did, I walked down to my car, get in it, start it, put it in the drive, and I realized I've forgotten one thing. I have to go back up, three flights of steps, go get my one thing that I forgot. Boohoo. And I'm mad. But I had almost forgotten it because my first red light that I got to on my commute to work was turned green after like five seconds of sitting in good news. And then my excitement was once again turned to despair. Whenever I see some fire engine lights up ahead at my next red light, I'm like, oh, not gonna be that big of a deal. Sure enough, it was my entrance to 55 at like Adkins was blocked, there was a crash. And I wish whoever would have crashed. It looked like everybody was okay. I wish they would have thought about how that was going to affect me and my whole week. So as I like turn around, I start thinking to myself,

1:01this is not the way I want to start my week. I know it's a minor inconvenience. I know it was about cost of me, maybe two, three minutes of extra time commuting to work, but that's not the type of thing I want to deal with on a Monday. Totally understands. What is a minor inconvenience that you have already faced today? And am I being dramatic to say that this could affect my whole week negatively? You are being dramatic, but I do relate to your pain. I am suffering from an inconvenience. And it's definitely going to affect my day, but I don't think it's gonna affect my week. My inconvenience is I have this, so I have my new Betsy Johnson shoes. I'm very excited about they're on the Adam and Alson Instagram story. And so I had a brand new cute top to match the shoes. Problem is, I don't really have a bra that works well with this top, but I didn't realize that I could ride this morning. I put on like a corset bra thing and oh, that's gonna get everything where it needs to be, gonna be nice and snatched. And I am, but the bra keeps exposing itself.

2:02The corset keeps popping out of this top and it's not the right bra for the top. So I feel, I feel exposed. I feel like I keep having to grab my top and move it around all kinds of ways because my bra keeps being exposed. And that's not cute. All right, I had an extra three minutes to my commute this morning. Alson's bra keeps popping out of her shirt. What are you going through today? Dave Sminer and convenience is that he had to wake up and go to work instead of the golf course. Yeah, that is a drag. Dave, especially because today looks like it's gonna be a pretty good golf day in the Metro. And then there's not gonna be another good one so like Thursday or so. There is nothing that ruins my day more. Actually, this is definitely an overstatement, but it is a terrible feeling when you have to work and it's one of those glorious days. You know, like where the weather is just perfect. The sun is out. It's not too hot. It's not too cold. And you were cooped up inside. Oh, I hate it. When's the last time you've been cooped up inside past like noon? Well, listen. Seriously, what were you gonna do outside

3:04in the wilderness in beautiful weather before noon, Alson? I'm thinking more about whenever I had my corporate job in Florida and I was working nine to five and you would just like go out. So four years ago. Yeah, listen, I still think about it though, okay? Tammy, we understand you work from home. What has been the minor inconvenience for you so far today? So I start work very early at like five a.m. And I go to log in and I type my password over and over and over and it keeps telling me it's wrong. And then it locked me out. I rebooted the stupid computer. Then had to go through IT only to figure out I had my caps lock on the whole time. Oh, no. That is the worst. Do you know who turned on caps lock? Because... Probably one of my cats. Oh, no. The cats were just walking across the keyboard on your day off. They love to do that. Yeah, messed you up. That would be enough for me to re-home the cats. No. Well, they're really cute though.

4:06Tammy, do you feel like this is just gonna mess up your day or is it gonna mess up your whole week? Just the day. Okay. Just the day because we have stuff like this can happen all the time when we work from home. Yeah. Thank you, Tammy. I appreciate it. And I also appreciate your positivity because that was way more of an inconvenience than my five-minute detour to work. Exactly. If she can get over it and one day you can get over your inconveniences and one day me. Good as gold by tomorrow.

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