Mike Maher’s St. Patrick’s Day Party Was Lit

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2:05to the sour seven forty five give you a chance to win tickets to see Dave Matthews band in concert they're hitting jiffy blue blive June 13th so we'll give away those tickets at seven forty five Eric you weren't here on Friday what do you think the word of the day was from cakes I mean I would have no way it had to do with a daytime party he was using Larry party yes he maybe set it a hundred and fifty times on the show that's slight exaggeration he's evacuated with the Dirty term okay so the Dirty was being held by Mike Mar right so Mike Marley's one Saturday by the way five other guys I believe is it five or four other guys it's I'm one of five so I four roommates okay five guys house party we were all invited you know I was in Richmond I would have gone had a nap in Richmond you were in Philadelphia I'm sure you would have gone cakes had a free Saturday I believe I was at

3:05home I was ten minutes away I didn't go that's all Mike Mar. Respectfully on Friday I appreciate the invite but I'm just not giving the oldest guys at the Dirty and get hammered at three o'clock in the afternoon now this was a St. Patrick's Day themed party yeah Valdeez and drop apparently did go take up the so we need to get the observations from what certainly were probably the two oldest guys in the park we do wish that cakes went now definitely the old heads I never I never fell older in my life now you are thirty seven thirty eight thirty eight and drab is forty five I don't know you'll learn forty three right not that far off two years pretty big yeah we were we were being called on twenty twenty four seven well you have to tell me I need to know the details I need to know exactly like just give me all the details it was it was a standard twenty year old house party yeah in the backyard plenty

4:10of alcohol and it was what day it was Saturday Saturday like it to or something or so it started at three is what time we told people to come but a lot of people started to show up around like four to five right meat potatoes was like five to eight was one of the most people there we peaked around thirty five people you mean the corn beef and cabbage that portion of the party that Valdeez wanted to bring for St. Paddy so I wanted to bring oh he did bring I couldn't believe it well it became a bit he didn't know it was a potluck or something no you committed to the bit corn beef cabbage yeah it was the same time his day party one of the food was there let me guess pupatella yeah we had a bunch of pupatella appetizers of course and then we got a Chick-fil-A tray of nuggets which is always a hit at a party always did you take my advice and double dip on pupatella go get Friday and then Saturday I didn't but the owner of pupatella Michael he was listening to the segment and he reached out and he was like hey just let me know I'll call in yeah I'll call in an order and you know you won't have to worry about your card just everything will be come yeah so I didn't have to take him up on it but thank you thank you very much for that

5:15that all from him but no the the corn beef and cabbage as much as we were joining yeah it was a hit oh really people are devouring it it was delicious oh the ratio men to women oh it would I'm gonna say it was fifty it was fifty fifty really it's a young lady yeah I was surprised you think you think the bro house yeah there wouldn't be that many emails I don't know what the weather was like here was it like an indoor party outdoor party indoor outdoor but but the majority of the people were hanging outside in the in the backyard it was nice enough to do that yeah yeah that's fine maybe maybe a tad chilly but it was okay what's the backyard like is it the bonfire go is the backyard well manicured it's a massive backyard for Arlington really like it he has a lot of land real the backyard land barren our backyard is sick yes and we had a full beard eye table that we were doing flip cup beer pong all sorts of drinking games on right and then we had the bonfire going brought a TV outside so people could watch college basketball games perfect and then

6:15there was just a lot of like hanging around we have tables set up so people were just chilling people are tossing the pig skin now the yard would be perfect if it wasn't littered with dog duty yeah oh you didn't check up for a party not because it's a party he's dog it's it's my room it's his dog I mean we all love the dog her name's daughter but like that's not our responsibility to pick up the dog I know you tell you roommate hey dude we're having people over yeah yeah clean up the back here I know grab grab shoe is so stinky and that was ruined the party for me I didn't I stepped in and I'd have to leave I didn't even realize that I left and then I'm like what's that smell yeah it's just huge it's like you could be fine but when you break it with your shoe it's catastrophic I will come off I'm scrubbing my shoe with a toothbrush as we can I was I was warning some people that were walking back because I was right next to me and I'm going to hang out watch out there's our thing right here and then Mike drunkenly just walks up right next to me I watch him just stop right in it all over his white nights oh really it was about 20 minutes

7:19into the party and I was just like I could feel something on the bottom I shoe and I was like you got to be kidding me so you guys go so you're under control you've now referenced drunken Mike like how bad he wasn't that bad there are people worse off than that I just I wish I wish I could be 25 26 years old go puke on the side of the house at six o'clock yeah and then come back they come back to the party like it's not that's a move I was never able to pull off but one of my friends one of my friends really yeah if I were got to the point of puking party so far it's done yeah if ever puke you'll come back from that I've never seen a kid rally like this in my life yeah I mean he bound me and then two minutes later I'm talking to Kyle and it was like he was completely sober that's like that I do this all the time did he at least have to be at least go inside and brush his teeth it was going for like five minutes so he may he may have gotten a brush in the only thing I didn't like we had a good time the only thing that I didn't like I felt

8:20like I was fitting in mm-hmm Valdeez would not stop talking about how old we like to every girl every like literally at all were the old guys you don't all these onck nickname yeah he's talking about his hockas that he's wearing on my hockas so I'm just trying to fit into it yeah you feel like good Nike onks air onks yeah all that good stuff traps you feel good with your new hair we haven't really talked about his hair we're gonna have to do an unveiling don't don't don't just don't just want to be out like a certain sense of confidence uh I feel different but for sure why than I did ever in the past year hat uh no no no I only wear hat on the show right now until we do you know what drab didn't wear green the only person out of St Patrick's Day party I'm wearing I'm with you I didn't really think that it was a St Patrick's I thought it was just a Saturday party yeah I was really put it all together I said I don't really register with me yeah yeah not that big a deal felt kind of me everybody wore green every single the party will yeah I

9:21missed that message there were St. Paddy's day part there were some provocative shirts beer pong tables out it's not like he had much of a theme going oh by the way I will say did you have sham rocks everywhere did you have some sort of decor what do you think the party city before and actually yeah the girls got there like a couple of the girls got there like one o'clock and they set up the inside so the inside was pimped out with like St. Patrick's Day decorations okay but the outside was just completely you know I didn't realize you do this because St. Paddy's Day doesn't really mean anything to me I don't care less but I guess in like Tampa they die the water yeah I guess it's gross you know what was a big deal is the fact that the old heads just schooled the the youngins in flip cup oh yeah it was old school versus new school and we pounded that it was awesome then flip I was a part of the old old heads team yeah I was like the captain of the team you could say right but we just went belt to ass against all my friends they couldn't they couldn't but they couldn't believe what we were doing it was stopping belt

10:26that it was what kind of a drunk is Mike is he a happy drunk is he a oh yeah he talks a lot yeah he's high he's high yeah he's high yeah by the time we were getting ready to head out we're talking about like a got like with golf trip and how Mike would be like awesome at our golf trip because he's just a vibe guy and he's all fun and then Mike started getting on the ground and like a dog and started barking because he was so excited he loves that yeah it's hilarious yeah these guys I mean they were like celebrities there because some of my friends like their parents listened to the drunk yeah yeah that was that was that was so depressing and we'll imagine if you're in 55 like oh god I didn't go hey just just just think about this me and drab were hanging out outside and all of a sudden a smoke show comes up and he says hey like oh my god valdeez drab can I get a picture we're like yeah of course she takes a picture because I can't like to send

11:28this to my dad that's how many of us believe me that was the first time I think it really ever just that's the first time that we're hooked yeah yeah we're here enough for a decade here now a lot I go basketball game and some students say hey my dad listens all the time yeah it happens but were you doing the bit where you were asking people because this would be fun whose older you or drab you know because I already know I would lose you didn't want to touch that one I wore a master's head just to cover my gray hair the green master's head but this isn't even the oldest friend there Valdeez is brought his friend Jack yeah wacky Jackie and one of the kids goes are you the landlord he's got gray beard coming in pretty good I would head straight for the car somebody called me that's already over he older than you yeah he said he said maybe just drab

12:34he is okay with these guys also threaded the needle because they got out like the perfect time and maybe like nine o'clock or ten o'clock because that's when there was a bar crawl and navy yard and like around 10 30 11 just all those drunkards came wandering over it like 11 aviars yeah it was like 10 or 15 of them and they were just stumbling in it was kind of a show someone told me that there were 14,000 people who signed up for a bar crawl on Saturday in DC really 14,000 say we've done those before we've had epic moments it is bar I know but I don't think people like boots I don't say Patrick's day we've done one before I think like a Halloween yeah yeah yeah the whole the thing in a box you remember when that was popular DC must have been a poop show on Saturday yeah I'm way more in a day parties though rather than the bar crawl your neighbors get upset or is that something you have to be conscious of now so when we first moved in we kind of just like set the tone and you know went up to them we're like hey like if we ever have any problems just let us know here's our numbers and we never have I mean one of

13:36our neighbors she's old lives by herself we'll shove her a driveway so we're on her good side and then the other ones uh that our backyard bleeds into we've had parties with them before so we're just kind of on everyone's good side but no problems yeah the old I think the old lady's just deaf because yeah I mean the music's but the music's but loud everyone's loud I think she's just get away with that now is everybody gone by like midnight no no no no no you're still playing music no no the music's inside at that point but there were still people out at the bomb fire like one o'clock in the morning let's find if they're just chilling yeah they were just that it wasn't many people at that point what's the age range of your roommates we're all the same age 25 yeah 25 you need to start once it's over and a couple guys get married off no man at some point the party's got to end if you get to vibe he's going to be like Adam like perennially single until like mid Adam's like a homeowner right but until he was like mid 30s yes answers yes I feel I think that's do you think Michael be the same way yeah I think he's just for the boys you

14:37know what I mean he loves he's got a way he loves the boys he loves the boy he'll do anything for the boy yeah I mean he's me a couple of the boys came out the par city nice dudes yeah I think what's we don't resign this lease and then I either like get a studio apartment or just one other friend then I'll like you know yeah yeah yeah beginning of the like no but I could see when I was like your age it was so important to me vagina and like for you I feel like it's like number 20 on your list he was hollering yeah I think he's a little sneaky in that department he just doesn't share it he doesn't like to talk about on the show there's a 10,000 levels of difference between a watt and mar Mars at the party talking to girls he's having great relationships they want to he doesn't ever have a girlfriend it doesn't want I don't think he wants a girl he just wants different but yeah he's right now he's right next to me and I can hear him risen up some chick yeah and I've been in and out of relationships now it's been like two or three years but

15:40you know I've had girlfriends in the past okay he's got it now I enjoy he's got a snap she's a plant streaks and he's on all these apps and he's hollering he just doesn't block snapchat streaks that doesn't really mean I don't know he's my daughter has him with her girlfriends right I understand right but he also has him with girlfriends which I bet you some of them they're old conquest I don't know I don't know his streak I would bet he doesn't want to talk about you have a lot of streaks there that you're maintaining a lot of streaks yeah I do pretty well for myself but I just like to keep it private keep it on the down low yeah but are you ever do you ever see yourself settling down and then lastly because I can remember when I was your age if you few years younger I stopped doing stuff with the boys I may still love hanging on with the boys but it was with my girlfriend you know my future wife yeah like I said that was more important to me honestly than hanging with the boys yeah I will eventually settle down you know a year or two yeah what's once I move out of this house and it's not I'm not living you know like ragers every

16:42single weekend then I'll have no choice but to right it's the house is fault yeah my boys would give me a hard time you know but I had different interests you were boring I had different interests at that point you know yeah next party I need you guys all there I need all four of you to show up and we get the whole band together a parents fee parents fee you guys would have a great time it'd be a lot of grandpa hey I had fun I'm sure now that that that that quenched my thirst for day parties for 2026 but I had fun you have to invite some other grandpa's for us to come we can't be the oldest well first one in first one out that would be it yeah that would be a state until 10 o'clock no chance yeah I can't believe they just a little ten what they were having a great time I guess so yeah you guys uber there no I wasn't my my buddy tray I didn't say tell ten no I was back to one loud oh you did yeah I was adults I was out of there by nine which is spot where's your spot in one loud do you have one spot in particular

17:46just a bunch of no we we move around I think we went to a place called city tap Saturday night there's lost fox there a bunch of divorce moms no hey guys this is Matt Norlander co-host of the eye on college basketball podcasts with Gary Parrish we are part of the CBS Sports Podcast network and college hoops is turning toward what's going to be a phenomenal march so be sure you are tuned into the show we're going to be publishing at least four shows every week follow and listen to eye on college basketball free on the Odyssey app or wherever you get your podcast march is coming spring is here and the shopping list is long time to make a blows run by three bags get three free stay green one cubic foot garden soil plus right now members can earn four times the points on an eligible purchase start spring off strong with these deals and more our best lineup is here it loads balance the three twenty five while supplies last soil offer

18:46excludes the last and who I loyalty program subject to terms and conditions silos dot com slash terms for details subject to change point booster subject to exclusions and more terms apply one time only offer have you or a family member been diagnosed with early stage non small cell lung cancer that can be removed by surgery consider talking to an oncologist about your treatment options why because knowing your options before you have surgery can help your care team develop a treatment plan that's right for you learn about a potential treatment plan before and after surgery at ask before surgery dot com that's ask before surgery dot com and talk to an oncologist before your surgery set your thing a good spot or just hang out with a train I did see there was at city tap like a threesome going on in front of me what do you mean a guy and two women and everybody was making out with each other you're getting at the bar let's do an appearance is that the spot now it used to be it might be it might be the new spot hmm well congratulations

19:48mara sounds like you had a dandy dardy it's a good one one Patrick say never miss his man same Patrick stage is one of those holidays that everyone shows up and then you teed up again tomorrow for the real same Patrick's day no shutting it down I've been in a heart lock or ever since you know yesterday more like yeah I mean the bar's got to be open right it's got to be a massive day still we didn't know what to do today or whatever so the right open at 7 a.m. we did a big St. Paddy's day thing in Baltimore when we were on 105 seven the back of the day was that on a weekend or is that I have no recollection no no no we did we did it it was a bar crawl it was probably a week we did a big bar crawl St. Paddy's in Baltimore yeah 100 percent no 100 percent I vaguely remember it but I think yeah maybe it was on vacation but I think it was a weekend I don't think I think I feel like it was a weekend yeah coming up next the world baseball classic had some drama last night we'll dive into that here on the junkies hey guys fly on the walls back for another season that's right on audio and video every Monday and Thursday follow and listen to

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