Mike Maher's St. Patrick's Day Party Preview

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2:01Kakes were saying that Valdeez and definitely his brother should watch horror, you know, Friday the 13th. His brother Michael Myers. And watch Halloween. Yes. For Friday the 13th. But tomorrow, you know what day tomorrow is? Yes, even though I hate math. Tomorrow is Pi Day. Pi Day 314. Yes. Well, we got to thank our man Eddie from Eddie bullpies. He just dropped off a bunch of pies. He dropped off probably at least a dozen for the entire station. For the entire state. Look at this. I was in just apple pie weighs about 25 pounds. He said he made 29 pies since Tuesday. Because he just has a regular oven at home. Yeah. So he's just doing this for fun. So you can max put four pies in a time. This pecan pie is going to get just decimated. Over the weekend. Yeah. Like this. This box will be empty by the end of the weekend. I personally guarantee that. I just throw good. I throw a little vanilla ice scoop of vanilla ice cream on it. Vanilla bean pie.

3:01Alamo. That's so good. But their pie his pie is spectacular. Yeah. And then if you can put a whipped cream too. Oh, yeah, yeah. A whipped cream. Of course. Eddie's a good dude. Vanilla scoop of chocolate. I knew Amy does commercial break film breakdowns. Yeah. Quarterbacks. Of me pulming the pie. Yeah. During the next commercial break. Maybe got two pies. He did. Yeah, you got a blueberry and a cherry. I see ranked two pies. It's not even here. It's not even here. He shouldn't get any. It's in the fridge. Hey, we'll see if it let eight. Yeah. Well, any of those pies. Be whole. I hope not. By Monday when it comes back. I mean, I would never leave. I would never leave something here in the fridge. Well, I'm not going to think it wouldn't get taken or eaten by somebody. His name. Now his name is on both pies. I don't think that matters. I'm going to tell you the pie that I was intrigued by. Yeah. I am a pecan pie. It's my number one seed. Right. But I went out there and looked and he's got different pies. Apple pies. I don't know if there's a cherry pie out there. Yeah. He mixes blueberry pie. But there was one that had tin foil on it. Yeah.

4:01And I'm looking because he has kind of the ingredients on the outside. Yeah. And then at the top, like mine says, pecan pie, JP flame. Yeah. Literally apple pie bishop. Right. And I didn't see that at first. And I'm looking at it. And I saw it said chocolate pie. Well, if you have. I was never actually. But it's a thinly. So you leave the chocolate pie. You leave the chocolate pie. Five years plus. No, no, I've had chocolate pie. But you have. I've never. I've never even heard of a chocolate pie. It's so delicious. It's like. It just sounds like dude. It's just like chocolate cream. Yeah. It's almost like chocolate pudding. Yeah. Chocolate pudding slammed into a pie crust. Right. That would be my top. That would be really good. I haven't had it often. And you know I'm a chocolate hawk. Sure. Oh. I've never seen JP's eyes lit up so much in his life. Yeah. You win. Trick two. By the way. So that's your family, right? Probably going to be a big hit at Mike Mars. St. Paddy's Dirty. His day party at his house. Probably tomorrow. 3 p.m. kickoff. I believe we've all been invited. Is that a common term?

5:01Dirty. It's very common. I'm going amongst the youngens. No. Okay. So relatively new term. I would say Dirty. I've only heard it from you. Really? Yeah. You've never heard it though. You have college aged kids. You've never heard term. Dirty. I don't think his son is going to say Dirty. My daughter said it all the time. I don't think his son says it. That's how I was exposed to it. Yeah. I mean, how else would I be exposed to it? You think I've gone to a Dirty? Of course I have. I've never heard my kids say Dirty. Not every kid would. I appreciate the invite to the Dirty. I'm going to have to pass. Because I can't just get black out drunk at five o'clock in the afternoon. Well, that invite. There is no expiration date on that invite. I appreciate that. Up until the party starts at three o'clock. Okay. You guys can show up whenever. So it's Val. I'm coming, dude. But St. Patrick say that. I told you. I told you I'm coming. Okay. I'm going to hold you to that then. Wow, look at that. That's a good thing. Yeah. I like that. Hey, I felt for that. I felt for it too. Let me tell you guys what a old man Valdeez is. The game has passed him by. He doesn't even realize it. Okay.

6:01So Mar has been hyping up this house party all week. Yeah. Valdeez said. What time should I bring my corn beef and cabbage over? Hey, you know what? And I'm looking at him like. Dude, you're so old. What was the bitch you guys did yesterday? That's a solid. That's a solid item to bring to a. Yeah. If you're going to the party. If you're going to the warheimer's rocket. You're the. Now to 25 year old Kager. Valdeez says the game is the game's gone. Valdeez. Maybe that is a point. That's a valid point. It could corn beef. You think these 23 year old girls want to eat corn. Do you think they have to even know what cabbage is saying? But could you. If you went in loud, Mar goes to the grocery store a lot. But if you brought some of your boys in. And there's a big table filled with nothing but heads of cabbage. Would they even know what it is? Absolutely not. I mean, as of right now. My day is iceberg lettuce. The food we have is pizza. So him showing up. I mean, it isn't. It's a geezer move. Yeah.

7:01But it will be in it. So true. It'll get eaten. You may laugh at him, but you will eat it. Here's what they want. Alcohol. Yeah. That's the only thing that people have. Surfsides. Surfsides and pies. Well, sure. I'm making it. I thought I was being a nice guest. No. You make it for yourself. Yeah. You like those drunkards eat 100 pupe telepies. What was the bitch you guys did yesterday? I saw, I guess you guys put it on our Instagram page. Oh, I smoked, I smoked bacon for burgers. Who's good at that? I did half barbecue, half regular smoked bacon. Yeah. I had left over barbecue bacon. I brought it in. Oh, that's awesome. If you haven't seen it, sports junkies radio. Give us a follow on Instagram. I saw you did gas or ask their ass. What was it? What was the consensus from? Well, draft and alien. No, no, no, the consensus from the social media werewolves. Oh, most people thought it looked good.

8:01Yeah. But draft, I'm weird. I don't care. Draft's a weirdo. He's basically Jeffrey Dahmer because he doesn't eat anything barbecue. Right. I've never heard of that in my life. No, I just say that. I said, I don't like barbecue sauce. I don't like my brisket covered in sweet baby rays. Found me. You said that bacon was just sloppered with barbecue sauce. The only man in America who hates barbecue sauce. I like the taste. I like to taste the meat. Valdeus. I'm so curious. If you've had a mission barbecue. I get brisket. And you get a pork. I get pork. But let's say you had a pulled pork sandwich. You wouldn't put barbecue sauce. I wouldn't get pulled pork sandwich. I don't like that. He's not a poor. Yeah. Yeah. I just didn't grow up eating barbecue. Yeah. That's I want to say the real thing. Yeah. Yeah, he's a Seattle boy. Yeah. What are you? What are you out there? Just fish. What are you. He's a constantly throwing fish. There is a lot of fish. I don't like that. We're sailing. Right. Grab base seafood and barbecue.

9:02Yeah. Great party, Mark. Pass the more cabbage. Pass the cabbage, please. Oh, great. It is an old-school move. Admittedly, but if it's done right, it would be delicious. It would be good. I also asked them. Are you going to be playing about your Irish tunes? Irish tunes should be yeah, we're actually going to home depot a little bit later. We're going to get a fresh bearded eye table. We're going to clean out the bonfire pit, bring the TVs outside. So hopefully the weather holds up. But right now we're about at 20 people confirmed. Okay, nice. When you guys show up, we'll be at 23 drive-out these. I'm in Richmond. I'm at home and I'm not driving to his darty. Yeah, I know you and get blacked out drawn. He loves saying. It's a great turn to the other phrases. He's he's lifted from kids that he throws in all the time. Oh, Lizzie. I love to say. I haven't heard that one. Oh, I've heard it. Maybe I've heard dogs. Now you're literally 500 times. I know, I know,

10:10but I just I don't listen to it. He doesn't listen to his guy over here. Is that is that a guy thing? I mean, girls a wildly popular turf or younger people than me for about for hot dogs. It's probably not hot anymore. I don't know how to change my girls ever said glizzy. Well, they know what it is. A billion percent chance. A billion percent chance. They say glizzy and I ask him what a glizzy is. A hundred percent chance. They know it. Oh, one's on an airplane and ask him what do you call a hot dog? I don't know. Just ask them what is a glizzy? Have you ever heard of glizzy? And they're going to say, yes, dad, boomer. It's a hot dog. It's just dying to say you're going to have glizzies at the darty. I'm not. No, he does. He loves saying. But it sounds like pizza is the order of the day. Of course, he's at a hook. Sure. Why not? Well, I don't know. As you move, you go to Pupatela tonight. You'll load up and then you go again tomorrow. Load up. Oh my God. He's going to have twins on ethical. Why? He's going to have

11:1120 heathens at his party. You think you only get $150 a day. What I'm doing is economical and all it does is make sense. If we combine our powers behind the glass, we're at $4.50 for the day. By the way, that's cakes is move. This is this is 30 years ago. Yeah. But cakes lifted so much free material from bridges. That's where they're going out of business because he I did too. They're like, you get a hook up. He came out with two trash bags. Yeah, it was unbelievable. This is all eventually that is all true. But with the Pupatela card, I have been very respectful about not like abusing it. I'm just saying this is a special occasion where more might want to put it into the red for a day or two and get as much as he can. That's all cakes treats the card like Badlands Booker would in ordering every single pizza on the menu. This is not true. I just wanted to Pupatela a few days ago and I made a very reasonable order. I ordered two pizzas, known as meatballs and a diet coke. That's a reasonable order. No,

12:17no, and and a side salad for your wife for lunch. I forgot the side. Yeah, cakes, cakes white lying his way through this thing. Whenever he uses that card, he's always ordering for tomorrow too. Not necessarily. Though I did think about that the most recent visit to Pupatela. What was bizarre? You told me yesterday is that you froze the pizza. You got a pizza to go and then just put it in your freezer to save it for a couple of days. Two pizzas. And I didn't want to throw away. You can just go the next day. You froze it. Who frees his pizza? That's a scum. You never heard of frozen pizza. Well, no, but not after that. I'm sorry. He caught like putting the three. I have to do now. Take it out of the freezer. So don't let it sit for a little bit. Throw it in the dog. It's strange, dude. It's a dog move. By the way, my daughter. You put it in the fridge. My daughter. But I had enough pizza in the freezer. My daughter said,

13:17yes. Yes, I do. My younger dog. I said, do you ever say it? No. She says it's stupid. Right. Because it's not just like I think it's not cool anymore. How many times do you think Cakes has used the term glizzy on the shelf? It's Charles Barkley here with WayFair. Let me tell you, game day is serious business at my house. If I'm grilling, chilling and watching hoops, my outdoor setup better be ready to play. That's where WayFair wins. From patio seating in umbrellas to grilled and grill accessories, WayFair's got it all and it shows up fast. I'm talking fast and easy delivery. So level up your grill game and your outdoor chill game and head to WayFair.com to get your outdoor space ready for the season. WayFair every style, every home. I'm done carrying around bulky drinks and I'm definitely done cleaning melted candy out of my pockets. So yeah, I traded them both in for fruity rainbow five hour energy shots. These little guys are as pocket sized as any candy. But instead of a sugar crash, you get a zero sugar caffeine boost. Candy can't even compare at this point.

14:23Fruity rainbow five hour energy shots treat your taste buds to an explosion of fruity flavor with a tasty caffeine kick. That's right, caffeine just got a flavor upgrade and it's not just one flavor. Five hour energy shots bring you tasty caffeine and 17 flavors. 17. So if you're craving that candy flavored chaos, but actually want energy that works, grab fruity rainbow five hour energy shots pocket sized zero sugar big flavor. Available now at fivehourenergy.com or on Amazon. Have you or a family member been diagnosed with early-stage non-small cell lung cancer that can be removed by surgery? Consider talking to an oncologist about your treatment options. Why? Because knowing your options before you have surgery can help your care team develop a treatment plan that's right for you. Learn about a potential treatment plan before and after surgery at askbeforesurgery.com. That's askbeforesurgery.com and talk to an oncologist before your surgery.

15:29I'm 50. I don't know what I don't know when he says 50 or more. How many times you dig out he's way over 50 is when they're doing the hotdog contest. We're in July 4th. Hundreds. Yes. Hundreds. It's your Pavlovian every time you talk about like 7-Eleven, you don't think I'm going to get a glizzier. I need to work frankfurther into. Frankfurther is a good name for hotdog. Solid. Have fun with the dirty tomorrow, Mike Mar. Enjoy your corn beef. Who Patelan tonight? Who Patelan tomorrow? It's the double the weekend double dip. Kakes, what's your Ricky Henderson on the entertainment page? As soon as Valdez gives it to me, I'll tell you. We'll do that next here in the junkies. I'm done carrying around bulky drinks and I'm definitely done cleaning melted candy out of my pockets. So yeah, I traded them both in for fruity rainbow five hour energy shots. These little guys are as pocket sized as any candy. But instead of a sugar crash, you get a zero sugar caffeine boost. Candy can't even compare at

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