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Memory Lane - Playground Stories - 3.3.26

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I did the ball slide. You just slide on your back. You be in a tuck position. And just have your head touching. Yeah, tuck your shirt in real good. And ball up in the ball. Like bring your knees up to your chest and then grab your legs. So you could be like like a rocket. I never did that. I never did that. That was high speed right there. What about the swing? Did you like the swing? That was my one. That was mine. The swing. I love the swing. I love the swing. Guess what? If you get as much back and forth as you can go and then jump off in air. Oh my god. No, I never do this. Air flight. You ain't never jump off. Yes. No, I didn't like jumping off. Did you all pump? Did you all pump? Did you all pump? Have somebody standing over you while you were sitting down and pump and make the swing go really high? Yeah. Yeah. That was fun. Pull me back. Pull me back. Pull me back, man.

Okay. We go high. Are we about to go over this thing? It's too high. Now, man. You have a go up to you. You come down. You jerk. Oh, yes. Is up to you. Yeah. That's right. You gotta slow down. You got to lose the weight. Yeah. What about the C saw? I'm not favorite. No, it's my least favorite. Yeah. I haven't heard that. It's C saw. That's paid of the C saw. That's paid of my head. Yeah. That was C saw, C saw then they jump off and you'd hit the ground. Hit the ground. Oh, no. It's tricky with that. That would be the cool. But not certainly. The older kids was spinning the younger kids on that little thing that could go all around where I was at. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that they was being you way too hard. Yeah, You got to start off and lay on the ground call it cuz I'm Is it what I used to hate being dizzy. I was always Hate taking his little to the park He don't want get you dizzy

Tired of playing with your little stupid I'm 17. I got to take this little seven-year-old food Here he need a park for we had to park 12 minutes for we go back home. We ain't been there but 12 minutes Play here up in place so we can go You didn't play what I'm Steve No, I was killing the girl Steve You could do this with you What did you want him on? He is old. He sick. I got take it. Let's do it Pick him up, set him in the swing. This too high. Shut up Wait a minute, hold on Did you say you just sat him in the swing and he said this too high Shut up I'm pushing He got good at the wild but when I first took him up, I'd be pushing. He'd be crying That's what we go home right now. Did you see something with him Steve? I know He put me on the roof of our house Tell me a little bit of sea salt He put me on the roof

You know they got the little The little hobby horses they stuck in the ground he put you on the roof Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I could rock back and pull him back Fars it little horse I put the horse tail on the ground Then let it go If they're sloped You chill for that You have that little heart Uh-huh Lass it through all kinds of weather It did Our best summer, it was great Every summer, it was great What about the monkey bars? Love it Yeah Oh, if I could skip one I get girls Wait If you just skip a monkey bar, you don't have to go on road You skip a boy You don't want a one bar, oh, really Girls thought that would really hat right there Yeah, I bet you can show I can skip a bar You can skip a bar, what's going on Well, they're all different now. Yeah, no, I didn't. Yeah, I used to be, but now I'm talking about, you know, the slides and all that. They got it, but they got they got Rubble ball. It's different. Yeah, a hard ground. They got more high tech.

What? We failed. That was it. We just, yeah, you push over here. Why don't we? I got hit in the head with swing before. And you did. Yeah. Why was you in the way of the swing? I didn't think I was. I thought I was far enough out. But they swung so high they got me. There's too big. And they were really big when I was little. You were really big when I was a little. I grow into them. But I didn't see it ball back. You know how we was playing ball. You know how you when the person's at home plate getting ready to bow. Yeah, they tell the next person step back. And I did step back. So when the girl hit the ball, she threw the ball. Not the crap. You ain't got no been to being over there. If you make you need to be way on the other side. I wasn't listening. I was a kid. I wasn't there. Don't judge me. Yeah. You can be enough to see saw. Okay. Then you can talk. But guess what? Let me tell you

what you did. No, you knew that sound. That dog on street, like getting ready to come on. Oh, yeah. And you got to get there. Just thinking about that. You cannot stay at the park at night. Yeah. It's changed that night. No, you can. No, that's when them hoodlums come out. Yeah, it changed. Yeah. First time you see who's too old to be at the park. Why do you over here? Uh huh. Yeah. Wow. Same for you, Steve. What? The street light? Uh huh. Yeah, I say that. I say that street lights can't know that I knew the car was coming. Oh, yeah. So when you got home, yeah. That right there. That was your dad. Yeah. Yeah. He make the was yeah. Yeah. And he don't do too. You're listening to the party morning show. We all have different styles. I may be in to leave us and you may be in to Fendi or Mu. But we all should be into Poshmark dot com. Right? Because we can all find

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