May 1, 2026 | Wake Up Classy 97

Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh & Chantel from Friday, May 1st, 2026 / Josh and Chantel kick off May in the most chaotic, delightful way possible and honestly, we wouldn't have it any other way. From orphaned words you didn't know existed to a furnace that won't quit, a birthday on the horizon, prom season, a tractor arriving on Sunday, what lies deep into the ocean, hot dogs become a safari, dandelions become a cause, and somehow milking a cow becomes the most divisive topic of the episode. Plus, May holidays galore, No Mow May, No Meat May, fun facts about Canada's almost-name, New Hampshire's seatbelt rebellion, the unwritten rules of life we're all apparently breaking, and more! It's Friday. It's May 1st. Chantel turns 45 tomorrow. Let's go!!!

Timestamps:
(0:00) - Bonus: Orphaned negatives
(3:00) - Broken furnace
(7:06) - Good News
(10:57) - Octopus fossils
(17:31) - 6 sharp pencils
(24:44) - Bob & Linda Belcher
(31:20) - Crust only grilled cheese
(36:55) - Garden goodies
(42:48) - Unwritten rules
(46:18) - Chantel does NOT want farm animals
(55:15) - May is packed
(56:53) - No mow May & no meat May
(59:58) - Farmers markets
(1:01:18) - Would You Rather
(1:03:33) - Friday fun facts