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Netflix Is A Daily Joke — Mark Normand: A Joke About Having A Kid. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
0:00It is kind of crazy that I'm allowed to have a kid. Me, I'm an idiot. Hey, I steal from airports. I take drugs from fans. My screen name is Keith Meister 3000, you know? Like, if I tried to adopt a kid, they'd look at my chart and go, what are you kidding no way? But if you get drunk and forget to pull out, everybody's like, you're going to be a great father. Same guy. Watch Mark Norman, none too pleased. Only on Netflix.
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