March Madness Vasectomies - 3.3.26

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3:04makes an unpleasant procedure into something of a four-day vacation with all that basketball to watch. What they do, that's what they get it done and then they get a bag of frozen peas and just keep sitting on them and ride it out. That's how you do it. Watch the game. I ain't bad at people. I heard about it. I don't have to do that. I just turned the TV on and watched. I had no surgery, nothing like that. I had no expertise in this. This is something I've never done in a city. Have you never considered a vasectomy? No, I couldn't put it in this. I wasn't trying to hand no keys. No, wait a minute. I see it. All my keys was an announcement. But I guess it's a great time to have them. You could be at home just watching the game. If you're scheduled to have one. Who knew that was a thing, Shirley? I did. I really did. Hey, no, I got the word about. No. I don't think my girl can hand no keys right now,

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