Loser Line (3/2/26)

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4:03Visit BotoxCronicMigraine.com or call 1-800-44 Botox. My girl, what's up with you? Wait a minute, is this the right number? It's the loser line. Come on, it's going to be back! If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this. Let's say someone approaches you when you're out of the club. Well, yeah, that was the club. You've already been out of the club. Yeah, obviously, I don't have too many. And he uses this charming pickup line on you. I've got one ply. I've got two plies. But all I really want is your reply. Toilet paper pickup line. Hit me up on my Instagram at tptimmy. And whatever you do, do not go to that Instagram page. Because you will never be able to flush away the images of what you find there. Instead, touch him on his elbow and then ask if he wants to go toilet paper a house with you sometimes. And that's when you give him the number to the loser line. So hopefully he calls it and leaves an awkward voicemail.

5:05We can play over the air. voicemails like this one. Most nothing. Hey, it's n****. I don't know if you remember me. I just wanted to call you because something's been on my mind. Because you know when when we met, you had told me that you lost your cat. And I felt really, really bad. And I said, I was sorry about that. But now it's just occurring to me. Like, why didn't I offer to help her look? Or do something? I mean, I was so focused on impressing you and looking good. Like, I forgot to be a good guy. So sorry about all that. This is me calling saying I would really like to help. And even though it's been two years since that conversation, I'm really sorry about the late call, but I'm here to help. Why don't you guys ever think and we do. It just takes us a couple of years to think about that.

6:07That's a lot of self-realization took. Welcome to the mail mine. But I can't believe he remembered about the cat, I guess, two years later. Pay attention to details. Yeah, that's good. I know there's a statute of limitations on crimes, but should there be a statute of limitations on finding lost pets? No, I love those stories where they're like, eight years later. The dog returns. Oh my goodness. But you when they find their own way? Yeah. This might be the cutest love story of all time that we just found. Good for you, man. Next message. Augusta is hi. It's June. I'm so glad we crossed paths. This is going to sound a little crazy, but I have always dreamed of meeting a guy with a name that sounds like a month. It sounds weird, but you know, because like I'm June and you're Augusta and like, I don't know. It's just so cool. Because then we could like, sorry, I don't want to, I don't want to like get ahead of myself here,

7:07but you know, we could get married and have 10 babies and each of our babies has a different month name. Like I want it to have a family with a little calendar, because it's so cute. And oh god, I really, I hope I'm not freaking you out with this. Sorry. I mean, I guess we should probably, you know, have dinner first. Next message. Yeah, let's start there. Yeah, that's good. We can all agree. A calendar family is cute. And a baby for every month. And then you and the husband, you know, the fights between that family would be so funny. Like mom, November hit me. Well, you shut up July. And also just confusing where are their birthdays? Like, November was born in June. I know my mom wanted to name me Autumn, but she's like, then people will think you were born then. Don't think Autumn Fox was a stripper. I don't know one of the other. Actually, now I'm coming around more than that. Yeah. It's not too late to change, bro.

8:07But do you know the perfect date to check out our socials? Any date? Yeah. No event. And good news for any of those families of 10 or more. If you're wondering, is the content appropriate for children? We haven't been shut down by the FCC yet. So, yes. A couple strong warnings. Hey, my kids listen. Yeah. And that one one was almost named a stripper's name. So, I would risk it. Now, let's go back to the glitz. No, it's nothing. Hey, it's just been just calling to hang on. I just dropped my chin up. Where did I put it? Oh, there it is. Anyway, hey, I'm just calling to follow up on that seafood. Wait. Felix, you know, stop. I'm sorry. My cat's trying to eat the pan. Felix, no. God, okay, listen, all right, listen. So, yeah, anyway, the seafood place I was telling you about,

9:10it got condemned. So, my plan won't work, but I'll find another place that does. But Felix, get back it. All right, listen, I got to go. I'll talk to you later. I wouldn't trust his judgment in restaurant. Yeah, me either. You know, like, even he's like, I'll take you somewhere else. I'd be like, no, let me beg. Yeah, he was disappointed that it was closed. Yeah, they have the best seafood buffet ever. It's weird, too, that normally when you yell at cats, they listen to you. Yeah. What's wrong with that one? We got some frisky felines in today's, uh, this is a lie. I'm not even mad at it. Next message. Hello, this message is for Mr. A**. I'm calling about the casting choices you made for the upcoming school production of Gleash. My eighth grade daughter, Olivia, she gave me a number because she thought I was going to embarrass her by confronting you at school. So instead, I'm telling you a message. I am not happy with your decision to cast her in the town. Because everybody knows in Greece,

10:11that's what friend she is. She gets around. All the boys in school know her. She drinks alcohol and I'm pretty sure she's promiscuous with faculty members and teachers. I couldn't confirm that last bit when I looked it up on Wikipedia. But the last time I watched the movie, I'm pretty sure that's what happened. I'm not happy about that right now. I appreciate it. If you reverse your decision, you need to make Olivia the lead. Sandra D. She's wonderful. And you can pick some other trawler for friend she. I know at least two other girls in her class that would fit that role perfectly. So let's discuss. Thank you. I love that eighth grader. We're giving her own mom the loser line number. That was like that was so close. That's level. I too. Although I don't know what version of Greece that mom watched. I definitely want to see that one though. Yeah. That was greasy. She also found that on the dark web. Yeah. She's looking up fast. Somebody forward us that link. Because we need to see it.

11:11And remember to hit up and subscribe to our YouTube page. It's broken Jeffrey where we post all of our content. Our second dates or phone taps. And video of us reacting live in studios to all the loser line clips. You just heard don't talk to them. Jose they're not our friends. But we got a brand new phone tab coming up right after this. All cat parents understand the feeling of being totally ignored by your cat. And often thinking, does my cat even love me? There's only one solution to solve that. Sheba feature cat Sheba and go from feeling ignored to truly adored in 12 days guaranteed or your money back. Sheba has a menu of products, appetizers, entrees, treats, and even a kitten's menu. So Sheba has a product for even the pickiest eater. Like Sheba Puree, made with bone broth, a smooth and creamy texture that cats love. Or Sheba grilled. Protein rich formula made with real chicken and seafood. To learn more, check out Sheba.com. Exima. Is unpredictable. But you can flare less with epglyce. A once monthly treatment for moderate to superior exima. After an initial four-month or longer dosing phase,

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