Live , Love ,Laugh

0:00A, this is strong baby, how y'all feeling out there today? I hope everybody is doing well. If you're not doing well, that's find a way to get well, look well, and be well. Right now we're going to listen to some episodes of live, laugh, and love. Alright y'all, let's see if we can live, laugh, and love in our life. I've had it with people that chew their food, with their mouth open. It's the worst. It's so gross. I remember even as kids we would be like, chew your mouth closed. Yeah. But you can't see that to an adult. Yeah. I remember did you ever ask somebody, do you like seafood? Well I don't, and I can see yours in your mouth. I mean it's gross, and I just had a half another day, and I was horrified. You know who does this sometime? Here. But you can tell him to shed a second now. I'm constantly like, what are you doing?

1:01He's just talking to me. We're not talking any chew. We'll chew the food towards the front of his mouth. And if you can see it, yeah. Oh, it's open. And I just said, for somebody who cares so much about their outfits, with their beer and their pubic hair, their hair changes three outfit changes in one day. The person outfit was socks and shoes and a belt to lounge around the house. And he sometimes choose the food with his mouth open. The only thing I can take this back to is he was, you know, born and raised in rural Oklahoma. And I think that that's still, that's one of the things that's still alive in him. Yeah, but he's trying to cover up with outfits. But you can't cover that shit up if you're eating with your mouth open. You could be entressed. But $5,000 with clothes on. Like you're the biggest hot shit gentleman on the planet. Right. And you're chewing food with your mouth open. It totally, the gig of that.

2:02Yeah. Everybody knows you're just a straight up country pumpkin. Had it. Had it. Which you had. Oh. It. Okay, let me tell you what I've had it with. Okay. This is a new, you know how we like to identify things that are red flags? Yeah. Okay. Inspirational quotes. You know, Bible verses and bios. Yeah. Red flag. Have a new one. Okay. Businesses that refer to themselves as a family. That is so true. So true. It is a red flag. Right. If you're, if you're doing business with somebody and they say, we're like a family. Turn around and run for your life. Yeah, just you know, that means they all hate each other's debts. And it's a toxic workplace. It means it's just like an Instagram feed where somebody, like some of the people that write the most horrific hate comments in our socials. I'll click their, their bio. And the bio description says,

3:03live laugh love. And it has like a sunflower in a piece symbol. Live laugh love when you're not being a kid. Yeah. And then it's just can't feel USA in the comments section, right? So I think any company that is trying to say that they are a family. Right. They're covering up corporate greed, probably massive dysfunction. And they think if they roll out the name family in their business branding. Number one, I think that's kind of dumb. A lot of people don't like their families. More often than not, people don't like their family. At least extended family for sure. And the family is the one thing in life you can't pick. Right. You're stuck with these motherfuckers. Right. When you're stuck with them forever. Right. And in business to then call a family, it's just like, oh my god, I've had it. I think it's a red flag. I've got my antennas up immediately. I'm telling anybody that mentions to me that their business is a family.

4:07I'm going to turn around and get the fuck out. Run run run. It's an immediate GTFO. Yeah. I agree. That's a great point. And people I feel like are doing that more and more lately. I've had it. I've had it. Okay. I have a couple of things I've found on the World Wide Web that I want to share with you. All right. Okay. One of them was posted by Doc Masters. And he posts. It has taken medical science 200 years to advance humans to the point where people are so healthy and living so long that they can deny that science and medicine is what got us here. It's a pretty valid point. Right. We're living so long. Right. Maybe there's boredom in longevity. Right. I would have to think. I really am one of those people that's like, I hit 85. I want to call it because it's just a straight downhill for 85.

5:07I feel like your board can't drive. I'm surprised. You know, you talk about how old you are all the time. I'm surprised you're not close to calling it now. I get, no, you got bangs then calling it. Bangs first. Then call it. Yeah. I mean, it's just a steep slide down. Yeah. The bangs are not knocking on your door. I mean, they're running. Yeah, it's imminent. Imminent. Okay. The next one is just a little, you know, I really like immature humor. And so instant alcoholic on Instagram posts this mean. And it says, when you wish your parents understood English when they made you. And as a picture of the scale, her name is my cat is itchy. That cannot be right. Here it is. Read it. My cat is itchy. My cat is itchy. My cat is itchy. Oh, that's bad.

6:08Oh, it's good. That's so sad to have to go into middle school with that name. Yeah. Because it's kind of every name. Yeah, I really wasn't looking for empathy here. I was looking for how hilarious that is. No, it's horrible in every way. I know. Yeah, I really got to check a lot of it. Everybody welcomed. I've had it. This is Asshole Island. Yep. Pumps is the pretty one. She is the legal mind. I am the smart one and the supporting role here for her. And we have Kylie here with us. Kylie is our fearless producer. Kylie, what's going on? On the worldwide web regarding I've had it. First off, I think we should shout out to our listeners because we posted the political typology quiz. Oh, yeah. That proved you were not a centrist. Oh, yeah. No response. Yeah, but less. Right. Yeah. I took it. Everyone's progressive left. I love that.

7:08What is centrist in our followers? You know what? Our followers are smart. They are smart. Our listeners are smart. They're locked in. They are positive, smart, and cynical. Good looking. Good looking, gorgeous. I have noticed that. The live chat is everybody's smart and attractive. I think that's great. We flip the script. They comment. They call me a centrist. And then we say, well, what the fuck are you? You take the quiz. That person was a faith and flag conservative. There's no doubt about it. Yeah. No doubt at all. Yeah. Okay. I have a five-star review. I want to give you two. Okay. It's from Good Review, right? It's what their username is. I love when older gay women can have meaningful conversations with younger, straight women. I'm a straight woman, right? You're the young, straight woman. I'm the young, straight woman. I see our listeners are smart. Yeah. They're smart. They do immediately. You were the old lesbian. And I was the young, straight.

8:09I like it. Yeah. I like it. I'll take it all day long. Okay. You want one more? Yeah. Okay, five-star review. Okay. From I Love Gabby. These women are my mothers, lovers, sisters, confidants, and mortal enemies all at once. You broadcast on the worldwide web everything I think every goddamn day. It's so nice to see two people on their way. parentheses very, very soon. Out of this world. Managed to be this negative. I love you so much. I will never stop calling any and everything a goddamn racket because of y'all. By the way, pumps. I need help getting into the eye cloud. Please can you send your social data? She will. She sure will. Was zebra effects given immediately? Immediately. It's already out there on the worldwide web. Your eye cloud log in. My eye cloud log in. And I gave it to that. And the phone's fan place. Mine. That was. That was smart. Yeah.

9:09Security number. You know, I think that, you know, our listeners, you know, they're advocating for you in your security. I saw a lot of comments for people. I know. I was obviously bad move. I just missed it. Just whenever my head. Yeah. Both times. Both times. Both times. And dare I say, they'll be more. You know, I wish I could say. Pumps. Don't be so negative. Don't be that one yourself. There's not going to be more. But I do believe there will be more because I've been your friend for 20 years. Right. And there's no question. I'm just going, but that's just the bottom line. Okay, before we welcome this next guest, I have to tell you guys I'm going to start a new segment on the show. And I found. The listener sent me what is now my new favorite Instagram page on the planet. Here's the first one. It's the words are set on an image of the ocean with the waves. Okay. Okay. This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place.

10:09It never fucking ends. That's exactly right. That's an inspirational quote I can get behind. Love it. 100%. The next one. How about panic attack? You've earned it. That's the true. Okay, here's this is great. You're not the same person you were a year ago. You're even worse now. That's absolutely one of my favorite things I've ever heard. It's great. Here's another one. You are exactly where you're supposed to be because you make terrible decisions. I can have that tattooed on my face right there on my forehead. After each hack that happens to you, I can say, you got caught. I wish I would learn and say, no, perhaps you are exactly where you're supposed to be. You manifested all of these decisions. Yes. Terrible decisions. Yes. Okay. Here's one. Prioritize your mental health.

11:10Avoid other people as often as possible. Try that totally. Do you want another one? Yeah. Okay. One day, you will find what you've been looking for. But by then, you probably won't want it anymore. Oh, right. Is that how to trade? Yeah. Be careful what you wish for. You just might get it. It's time to be heard that. Last one. You did the best you could. Which is pretty sad. And somebody said, live, live, live. I would just be like, infigorated. And just, I'm just going to get a new card. It's going to be great. And I'm not going to worry about all the other stuff. Like, you think people really do that? I think, I think a lot of people, like, I've met people. And they're like, well, you know, it's just, they believe that there's a reason for everything. That everything happens for a reason. They believe that. And this is the inspirational quote world. You know, these quotes help them. Because I don't think everything happens for a reason.

12:11I think there's just a lot of fuckery, coincidence, good luck, bad luck. You know, I think a lot of people do a lot of negative things and make a lot of negative choices that lead to horrible prizes. If it happens for a reason, it's so dismissive about all of the human suffering that is happening in the world. I think it's just wanted that. I know what else gets me. It's a god thing. Redaste in that back and forth quite a bit. That's what you and I do. It's a god thing. We've got time and she can't possibly send me a text. Like, can you believe that happened? And I'll respond. It's a god thing. No, just can't explain. It's just a god thing. I guess I'm just so cynical. I just find it hard to believe that that would really change your attitude. Like seeing an affirmation or a positive quote that that would make me like, I'm just going to change everything I think and how I feel because of that. I think there are some people that,

13:12and I'm not even knocking, what I would like to say, that they're in complete despair. Right? And they read some of those things, and they're looking for anything, anything to cling onto to alter the despair momentarily. And I think sometimes those prove to do that. Now there are the people that traffic in these 24, 7, 365, which is the red flag of all red flags. Yeah, because I think there have been times when I've been so desperate and downtroddened. Yeah. It's something like that. I'd be like, okay, it's momentary. Yeah. This isn't forever. But just to traffic in it, I just find that absurd. It's the inspirational quote, trafficking all the time. And you know what's interesting? I'm going to revisit this. If you go to art like most controversial grenades that Kylie's dropped on social media, where people are just figuring back and forth in the comments section, and you click the most hateful ones, they're bios. It is cupcakes, rainbows, and sunshine.

14:14It is bio-fraud. And then when you look at the post, they are trafficking. They are inspirational quote, traffickers. Right. They're masquerading on the Internet, and their BIOS is positive people. And then it's just, they know what? They can help it. They're like repass. They are at us, they are reversed in the comments section. That is kind of funny though. Yeah. Now I love this, just supporting affirmations. Kylie, would you like those? I would like ... I would okay. I love it. This is f兰 a funny guy. Yeah. Now I love the disappointing affirmations. Kylie, did you like those? Yes.