Little Bananas

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1:00New customer offer for first three months only then full price plan options available. Taxes and fees extra C mint mobile for details. Program will be recorded. Kid boy. Kid boy. Kid boy. Kid boy. Kid boy. Kid boy. We're here now. Very important disclaimer that I know nothing. If you just milk the rasp there, the rant will come out. I slept in the last possible second is what my outfit says today. My favorite things are ones that fit on my big huge butt. I have really aggressive eyebrows. They've been called aggressive. I don't know what that means. What you just did do that again. Little to the left baby. The Kid Gratic Morning Show. The Kid Gratic Morning Show starts now. Good Wednesday

2:01morning today is Wednesday April 1st, 2026 and we are the Kid Gratic Morning Show. We say this every April Fool's Day. We are not in April Fool's Type Morning Show. Thank God. Allow me to cancel seven years. Boss Man was trying to plan some fools jokes today. I could know. So we just want to let you know we're not that type of show. That's 100% serious. We say it every year. We're fine. We're funny. But we don't do April Fool's Show. So what that said here is the beautiful Kelly Raspberry. Wow. Thank you. I had a hard time getting out of the house this morning. I changed clothes like four times. I don't want to bring the show down on a down, start the show on a downer. But I just found out that my very first kiss passed away. Oh, Danny Boy Howard. Danny Boy. Oh, no, not Danny Boy. Yeah. Yeah, he and my brother, their birthdays were one day apart, but a year apart. Yeah. And they were right next door to us. And we have some of the best memories grown up with Danny Boy. And he was my first kiss. We took one of those kitty pulls and flipped it over and got him underneath the kiss like they do on TV. We just heard him dance back and forth, you know. But he was in a single motorcycle crash.

3:06Oh, no. Yeah, I just, I'm so sad. Is Sister Tag me in a photo? And I thought she was just like going down memory lane. Yeah. Cute little photo from when we were like I was in kindergarten. And then I started looking at more photos. And it's because she was looking at photos for his wrist and piece by the Danny Boy. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. Here is JC Chop is a touch on the April Fool's joke because Boss Man George did say he wanted to do something. And one of the jokes he mentioned was what if I changed the locks? Yeah. So when I showed up this morning and I stuck my key into open our door, it wasn't opening. Our lock is messed up. But I thought, George, see, you messed up. You told me what I've been a great joke for now. I know you're kidding. And I know I still, I hopefully still have a job. I stuff the door slot. Do you just go back home? Yeah. I was about to try. I was going to give it a little more. That's the bright side. And one more thing. Who? None of you noticed the big chain. Oh, the monsters go. I was talking about how we didn't mention how she cut off like a millimeter from her hair. And I cut off about a good inch of

4:11mustache. I miss it. I don't understand why you did that. I thought you were trying to get on that Landman show or whatever. Yep. I will. Yeah. But then you have to give me a lot of it. Day one of I'm keeping it until I get on the show. I wasn't, I did end up talking. And it's just not going to work to be able to, I would have to take my couple. No, it's not giving up. It's just my schedule is not going to work. Oh, they did hit you up though. I got hit up by a wow friend that does some, well, that's cool. But it's like taking two days off work or it was, it wasn't going to be possible with our job for now, but maybe in the future. Yeah, it might be done, but also I didn't like having one. I'm not, I'm not, I'm, it was, I was touching it too much. And I was, I caught myself constantly saying stop touching it. And so I just wanted to, you kept the salt patch. I've always had that. Yeah, we kept it. We're going to issue mustache. Yeah, he'll be back. He'll be back. Maybe if we can coordinate me to be able to just stand around on a show. Okay. All right. Here's Anna. Good morning. Good morning. Question for the room. When you're having

5:12like not the best day, not the worst day, but a sad day. Yeah. Would you rather listen to happy music to cheer yourself up or sad music to get the emotions out? Oh, I want both, both, both a mixture. Like go sad and get them out and then get happy because I had a sad moment. And then I was like, let me listen to some music. And I put on just a playlist on shuffle and a happy song came on. And I got so mad. I was like, this is what I want out. And I put it on the sad song. And it made me feel better. Yeah. Maybe it's just situational. Yeah, you gotta go on. Like if you want to get up and move around and whatever you listen to happy music, but yeah, I was just curious. I was thinking about that situational case by case basis. Here's part time, Justin. Well, guys, I think I'm going to become a pot head. And by that, I mean, I'm going, I'm going to start taking up pottery. Oh, okay. Yes. Now do I have your attention? Just kidding. But no, I, uh, there's, there's a whole bunch of clay where I live. And I'm like, if I refine this and collect the clay, I could make

6:14pots. Oh, yeah. How exciting. He's not really how it works. I don't know. Um, I think you go to a pottery class and you go to pottery teaching. And then you do that wheel. Yes, the wheel. We'd would you say there's so much clay where you live? You mean like in the ground under your feet by your house. Exactly on the land. And when you say refine, you mean you would dig it up. Uh-huh. And then get it wet and get it on. Get it wet and then filter it out. And then like, we're going to go back. How do you purify clay? Water lots of lots of lots of water. You fill it up with water. You mix it and then all the, all the dirt goes down and then the clay mixes with the water and then you filter that out. So then you got clay water and then you let it sit down for a couple of days. And then the clay sits down and then the water comes up and you really know where I just watched a YouTube video for it. I put a pottery barn. Anybody that talks about pottery. I think what's that one movie where they're like, it's like a love scene ghost ghost. Yes. I've never seen the movie. I just seen it. I mean, Daniel could make pottery together

7:17with that scene. The weird scene. To unchain melody. Uh-huh. Which would be good. And then with my pots, then I could put flowers and trees or bushes. Keep us posted. Keep us posted on it. Yes. Here is Audrey. Good morning. Forget whatever I was going to say. I think we need to have a moment of appreciation for the fact that this is not a joke show on April 4th. And if that's like an elaborate scheme, you're pulling on me to make me comfortable. We've done that. We've genuinely hate pranks. I like pranks. I just respect. There was a day where everyone's chair out here in the office and hid them. But that was a harmless prank. He's also done pranks that had genuinely hurt us. Oh no. Uh, so we just rolled it out completely. At my last job, they were such a joke. Prang never knew what was real situation going on. And this was my least favorite day of the year. I would come in and not only would I never know what was real. There was also the aspect of, Oh, now we're going to do a series of jokes and see if you'll

8:19laugh at them. Um, April Fool's jokes. And they were not funny. Like it was like, Oh, this guy didn't put the right day on his calendar in April. Why? Because he's a fool. Uh, if you didn't laugh, you got in trouble. Yes. You don't have a sense of humor. I don't believe that show. In the control room. Here is my man trait. Good morning. I tried a new candy. Oh, which one? So sour patch kids greatest candy on earth. Uh, well, okay. Listen, hang. Okay. I'll listen to the greatest candy on earth. Okay. Let's have a conversation. Uh, so they have their lemonade fest. Fantastic. They have their little seasonal things that they do for Christmas or Easter or whatever. Also great. They have now choose like they're like, yes, like taffy with sour patch, like sugary sour stuff inside of them. They're great. A little too much work for me though. Yeah. They're individually wrapped. That's high maintenance. I need to take, I need to take a handful of something and shove it in my mouth like I would like to back up. Right. And I would appreciate and back me up on this tray. I would appreciate if they wouldn't put the same

9:21flavor on the same pack. I would like the packs. If they're going to make us unwrap them. Have different flavors. You know what I mean? Because it's a lot of work. They'll give you the orange altogether. And then they give you the strawberry altogether. Yeah. So why not give us just four little packs with all four flavors on there. They get through the blue ones. I'll say the bag just of the blue sour patch kids. Oh, really? Yeah. No, I was talking about the high choose. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So these are, these are kind of like high choose, but with their sugary stuff inside of it. And then you have to unwrap them individually. That's the whole thing. Extra trash. Yeah. Yeah. Too much work. That's my review. Thank you planet. Yes, I review. We have to say this planet. What's going on? Big Al Mac. Thank you, Jesse Chavez. I have a surprise treat for everyone. Yay. Oh, my God. There's a little baby banana. Take one and pass it around. Thank you. I think you're supposed to fry them. I really want to know one time in my life. It's the best banana I've ever had. They're like a size of a finger or a, you know, a dude's finger, I guess. You posted a picture on your Facebook when you got these. And it was one of the funniest pictures

10:23I think I did. I put a thing of chapstick right beside it because it's about the same size. And your hand for reference. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I do want to say that's a good batch because usually they're in the little bags at HB. And they're always rotten. Oh, really? I have a regular size banana for reference. Same. Oh my God. It's like you had a kid. I can't get my little baby banana. Baby banana. I'm not supposed to be really sweet. Does it taste just like a banana? No, it doesn't count if I don't film it for social media. So give me a minute. I don't film myself eating banana. And I have a fried plant for you to for me specifically. But not these little ones. I don't think so. I'm called that an average banana personally. I thought Anna's was giant. Is it different? The one that Al brought in seems the average to me. It tastes. Yes, Kelly. The average spending. It's a little different bit. A little sweeter from what? Okay. So yesterday I'm walking Anna in this little lady was standing outside, sitting outside. And she's an author. And she had written this book. And nobody was

11:26like by her little table. So I stopped and I said, oh, you wrote a book. She goes, yes. And it's a love story. It's a true story. She lives in walks of hatch. So that's why I said, let me support you in a bottle. And I know you like to read. I do. I love to read. She's sign it. Uh huh. She signed it to you. Her name is CEO Terry. Come find me. I love forgotten and remembered. Oh, I love that. You know what? I have been wanting to read a love story. So there you go. Thank you. That was so sweet of you. I'm excited. Here is Anna with celebrity birthday. Yes. Happy birthday to Logan Paul, who is 31 today. I have realized that I get the Paul brothers confused. Logan. Logan's the one that is a WWE wrestler. Aren't they both? And he was just beefing with Tom Brady. And no, Jake Paul is the boxer and he. Logan Paul is one with the podcast. And Jake Paul has the big beard and all the tattoos. Okay. So Jake. Jake Jam. Okay. Got it. And Logan just does love. He's the one. Yeah. He is. But well, Jake also is engaged right now to an Olympic gold medalist who broke a world. Logan's a loser. Trying to figure

12:30how we can make it memorable. Jake's okay. I really don't need to think about them at all after this moment. Joker. But we saw him fight Mike Tyson. Remember when we went together? That was a joke. That was Logan Paul. That was Jake. See, it doesn't matter. Okay. Um, Jake pop beard Logan Paul. That doesn't help. Okay. Uh, Taryn Killam is 44. He was on SNL for a couple of years. Beju Phillips is 46 David. She's not doing very well. Why? Beju Phillips. Beju. Yeah. She's trying to get like a liver transplant. She was, she was married to Danny Masterson. Am I confusing this? Oh, yeah. I was thinking you were right. Okay. Yeah. And she divorced him. You know, because he went to the prison prison. But now she's like really not doing well. Help wise. Oh, prayers for Beju. Yeah. Definitely David. Oh, yeah. Lowell is 50. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Lowell. Yeah. He was in, uh, murder. He was Selma 18 83 year old. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, uh, uh, uh, Lawman Taylor Sheridan's law man. You got law man. Law man. Easy peasy right there.

13:31Taylor Sheridan. And he played Martin Luther King Jr. in Selma. Yes, he did. Uh, and Susan Boyle is 65 today. Um, today, like we said, is April Fool's Day. Um, this evening marks the start of Passover, which runs through next Thursday. It's also national walking day, national, uh, trombone players day and national sourdough bread day. Oh, love. You still make bread. Almost never. I love making it. But there's who has the time. Right? It's a whole thing. Make bread and just and conserve it to us on a clay platter. Yeah. It's all there. And did were you ever successful with that sourdough starter? I got through like four or five days and like actually, like feeding it. And then I forgot about it for two months and then found it all black. Oh, that's hard. By the way, I love that you were midi on when you went from the text. From the text, Justin was trying to correct me and say it's only plantains that they fry. Jay, see you're right. Filipinos use those little small bananas to make banana, lumpia, fried banana, lumpia. You should have Alan's mom make that for you. My mother-in-law,

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