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0:00Hey, this is strong, baby. How y'all doing? I did today. I hope everybody is doing well, if you're not doing well, let's find a way to get well, look well, and be well because we know we all need that positive look in our lives. So right now, we're going to start our day out with Mickey Rooney. All right, y'all, let's see what Mickey Rooney can do for us today. It's time to be tough, when there's no one there to catch your fall.

1:04Everything is great, everything is grand, I got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand. Everything is perfect, it's falling into place. I can't seem to wipe this smile of my face, life smells like a rose, but someone to be, someone to close, life's a piece of cake, someone to pedal, someone to break, life is for a blade, but someone to saw, someone to see, life's a happy song, when there's someone by the side to sing along. I've got everything that I need, right in front of me, nothing's stopping me, nothing, I can't be with you right here next to me. Life's a piece of cake, when someone to give, it's up to today, looks a piece of water, it's for what to wash, someone to dry, looks an easy roll, with someone to say you to share with all the night, this will hide,

2:05with someone to spread, and someone to fly, life's for right on the ground, with someone there to bend the hand, looks a bunch of lies, with someone to wipe the way down, like some food of fish, hey, it yes it is, life's a happy song, when there's someone by the side to sing along. Oh, I've got everything that I need, right in front of me, nothing's stopping me, nothing, I can't be with you right here next to me, right on, everything that I need, all right in front of me. Sorry, I was super excited. Oh, this is the most romantic thing ever, I've always dreamt of seeing Los Angeles.

3:05I know Walter can't wait either. You don't mind when he's coming, right? No, no, of course not. As long as we can spend our anniversary dinner together, that's all I ask. Everything's great, everything's grand, except Gary's always all with his friend, it's never me and him, it's always me and him and him, wonder when it's going to end, but I guess that's okay, because maybe someday, I know just how it's going to be, you're at it both deep, getting along with me, and staying very well, you're bearing me. Please. Thank you very much.

4:26Stopping you to think that you can't do nothing about it From what you once had you saw When the sun by us had the same light as the happy sun When the sun by us had the same light as the happy sun When the sun by us had the same light It's a brazzle, dazzle, dazzle So throw up the past and everything ain't it? That's a brazzle, dazzle, world Enjoying your time from middle to middle And running through the sand Without your shoes on the shoes I'm thinking sure that you don't keep your boots on Finding the courage and cruiser It's a brazzle, dazzle, dazzle, dazzle

5:28When you think alone and hear the sun move That's the brazzle, dazzle, world Enjoy your time from middle to middle And running through the air You don't need wings on When time Light right up and feel the thrill It brings on Rock with a band of sand Ride, high and high and wide Up on the clouds Rain, no wonder catches us Even the birds on the clouds It's a brazzle, dazzle, dazzle, dazzle A heart on the joy In just a few hours All our brazzles, dazzle, eaves That have just been loved With full of the sun and rain This brazzle, dazzle, dazzle, dazzle

6:32Rain, no wonder, high and wide Up on the clouds Rain, no wonder catches us Even the birds on the clouds It's a brazzle, dazzle, dazzle, dazzle A life on the joy In just a few hours All our brazzles, dazzle, eaves That have just been loved With full of the sun and rain This brazzle, dazzle, dazzle, dazzle, dazzle, dazzle, dazzle, dazzle, dazzle, dazzle This is the story of the King's new clones.

7:43Now, there was once a king who was absolutely insane about new clones, and one day, two swindlers came to settle in what they said was a magic suit of clothes. Now, they held up this particular gun, and they said, your majesty, this is a magic suit. What the truth of the matter is, it was no suit there at all, but the swindlers were very smart. And they said, your majesty, to a wise man, this is a beautiful raiment, but to a fool, it is absolutely invisible. Oh, naturally, the king not wanting to appear a fool said, isn't it grand? Isn't it fine? Look at the cut, the style, the line. The suit of clothes is on together, but all together, it's on together, the most remarkable suit of clothes that I haven't perceived. These eyes are mine, and once determined the sleeves are well, but they keep the germ, and the hoes of blue and the duck, but it's a lovely shade of green. Somebody sent for the queen. Well, they sent for the queen, and they quickly explained to her about the magic suit of clothes.

8:44And naturally, the queen not wanting to appear a fool said, well, isn't it all, isn't it rich? Look at the style, the number of stitches. The suit of clothes is on together, but all together, it's on together, the most remarkable suit of clothes that I haven't perceived. These eyes are mine, and once determined the sleeves are well, but they keep the germ, and the hoes of blue and the duck, but it's a lovely shade of green. Somebody sent for the queen. Well, the court can be, and you'll never, in your life, saw as many people as were at that court. All the ambassadors, the dukes, the oles, the counts, it was just black with people. And they were all told about the magic suit of clothes. And after they were told, they naturally didn't want to appear a fool, and they said, the suit of clothes is on together, but all together, it's on together, the most remarkable suit of clothes that I have ever made. Now quickly, put it all together, with gloves of leather and hats, and together, it's on together, the things I wear, and Saturday's green, Saturday's green.

9:51The royal brigade of Saturday came, and the streets were just lined with thousands and thousands and thousands of people. And they all were cheering as the artillery came by, the infantry marched by, the cavalry galloped by, and everybody was cheering like mad, except one little boy. You see, he hadn't heard about the magic suit, and didn't know what he was supposed to see. Well, as the king came by, the little boy looked, and horrified, said, look at the king, look at the king, look at the king, the king, the king! The king is in Leo together, but all together, the king is in Leo together, but all together, but all together, the king is in Leo together, but all together, the king is in Leo together, but all together, the king is in Leo together, but all together, the king is in Leo together, but all together, the king is in Leo together, but all together, the king is in Leo together, but all together, the king is in Leo together, but all together, the king is in Leo together, but all together, the king is in Leo together, but all together, the king is in Leo together, the king is in Leo together, the king is in Leo together, the king is in Leo together, the king is in Leo together, the king is in Leo together, the king is in Leo together, the king is in Leo together, the king is in Leo together, the king is in Leo together, the king is in Leo together, the king is in Leo together, the king is in Leo together, the king is in Leo

11:00I am on! A dragon, a dragon. I swear I saw a dragon. A green and sending fire. A green and mud. It was a sight. When eyes of red and white And wings of darkness night. Oh yes, God! Believe it, take it. Fruity reigns out. It's true. It's true. Oh, what hurt we to do? It's true. It's true. You crack it hard. Do you always cover it? It is great when it's right against the door. So pour them all the windows. I can't have a bomb, bomb, bomb. A dragon, a dragon. I swear I saw a dragon. His tail lighting will be slicing every sapping towel. Blue escape. He'll crack the street and tear the steeple down. It's not subloony dream. I heard a scream from Sherry Brown. It's true.

12:00It's true. Oh, what hurt we to do? It's true. It's true. Oh, not he's in a stew. A dragon, a dragon. Oh, that is all a dragon. He's very honest. He's close and close. He's tighter than a chick. He had too much to break today. So call it a doctor question. I've never taken home the men before. You're making sex. We're sunk. We're sunk. I go on with you and try. I'm trying. I'm trying. He says he saw a dragon. The game is done. You've had your fun. My dad's been through enough. So won't you all ever hate yourselves? I don't want any gun. You're like a bunch of little boys who play a mean tough. You'll see. You'll see. You've met your match in me. Oh, you always tear and laugh and stare. But look across the square. Oh, I swear I'm going to take a look. Hey, Lord...

13:18You crazy busys! It's all your dogs on review! Let go of me! Thugs of men! They were king of men! Don't let me see! Don't let me see! Don't let me see! It's Nanjo! Butt and waist! On days of think there ever was you know there never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never was I'm proud of you I'm proud of you Did you like for this little woman? It's like a dick and a glass can! I love all the many chores about you, above all, I want my arms about you, And don't be unnotty, baby, don't be bothered under that heat.

14:27Come to talk, come to talk, come to school. My sweet and praiseful, Let me say, if you kind of look for a God and you ain't got one, you can do a lot worse in Christianity. Let me tell you, if you ain't got no body to worship, you can go for Jesus. Jesus has been kicking ass for a long time. Jesus, that is, He is something else. First of all, I'm saying, you will never even see a picture of Jesus' alipotus. Every time you see Jesus, He might look at the camera man. His wounds is clean, his power is straight, nothing above.

15:27That's the best beer, let you know he ain't no plus in, let me put ground with him. And I have someone believing, and I'm Jesus' out there. Some of these religions, like terrible gods. I love the Buddhist people, they don't believe in nothing but peace and love, but awe. It's going to be hot for you to get a nigga to serve your God if he didn't to the self correctly. I don't know y'all, same boot up before, but nigga says, I'm not going to be able to serve him. He has an obesity problem. Jesus would have healed that already. He would have made him come out here with no damn shirt on him. Jesus might as well have been a shit like right now, getting ready to kick state class. Maybe servanodled, I think look like Rick Ross, ain't perfect friend.

16:37You get to have a nigga. I think a big nigga, Jesus. Can't serve him, he knew God, he knew God, it's too confusing for nigga. Him knew God as a woman, and she's really, and she got A.O. and she's saying like this. You know, we might want to cut that beer too much, but we're not going to be able to. We're not going to be able to.

18:38I think a big nigga, Jesus, can't serve him. I think a big nigga, Jesus, can't serve him. I think a big nigga, Jesus, can't serve him.

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21:38I think a big nigga, Jesus, can't serve him. I think a big nigga, Jesus, can't serve him. I think a big nigga, Jesus, can't serve him. I think a big nigga, Jesus, can't serve him. I think a big nigga, Jesus, can't serve him. I think a big nigga, Jesus, can't serve him.

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27:08I think a big nigga, Jesus, can't serve him. I think a big nigga, Jesus, can't serve him. I think a big nigga, Jesus, can't serve him. I think a big nigga, Jesus, can't serve him. I think a big nigga, Jesus, can't serve him. I think a big nigga, Jesus, can't serve him.

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29:18I think a big nigga, Jesus, can't serve him. I think a big nigga, Jesus, can't serve him. I know that some people don't like you to mention certain things. Some people don't want you to say this, some people don't want you to say that. Some people think you can mention some things they might happen. Some people are really fucking stupid.

30:18Did you ever notice that and how many really stupid people you run into during the day? God damn, there's a lot of stupid bastards walking around. Carry a little patent pencil with you, you wind up with 30 or 40 names by the end of the day. Look at it this way. Think how stupid the average person is and then realize half of them are stupid of the math. And it doesn't take you very long to spot one of them, does it? Take you about eight seconds. You'll be listening to some guy. He's saying, this guy is fucking stupid. Then there are some people that are not stupid, they're full of shit. That doesn't take very long to spot either, does it? Take you about the same amount of time. You'll be listening to some guy and saying, well, he's fairly intelligent.

31:18I, he's full of shit. Then there are some people that are not stupid, they're not full of shit. They're fucking nuts. Dan Quayle is all three. All three, stupid, full of shit and fucking nuts. And where did you get that wife of his? Have you taken a good look at that Marilyn Quayle? Where did he get her at a Halloween party or something? She looks like Prince Charles for Christ's sake. Let me ask you something, does he actually have to fuck that woman? God help him, I wouldn't fuck her on a stolen dick.

32:23That's my political humor. People like it when you're topical. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

33:28I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

34:47I don't know. I don't know. The number one reason people hate America, the number one reason is because of our religion. I don't know. I don't know. Americans, worship, money, and we all come to say church, the church at ATM. Every way you look is a new branch popping up reminding you about how much money you got, how much money you don't got. And if it got less than $20, the machine won't even talk together. The machine's like you better go see a talent.

35:49You ever go to a talent trying to take up $8,050? I was disgusted. Oh man, you got to wait on that long ass line. People doing real transactions in front of you. You get up to the fucking front to fill out your four, eight, fifty. The fucking talent looks at it, she look at you, she looks at the tip. She don't even take the money out of her drawer, she taking out her pocket in. Wasting my time, they can get the fuck out of here shit. I think every bank should have a box of ones by the door for they broke ass customers. I don't need free checkers, I need lunch money. Trying to buy me some pork fried rice, man. And it doesn't think that. Rocks are illegal, but ATM machines are open 24 hours a day.

36:5024 hours a day. Oh, who the fuck is it open for? Have you ever taken out $300 at four o'clock in the morning for something positive? Shit, when you press that machine at four o'clock in the morning, I think a psychiatrist should pop up on the screen and go, come on man. Save your money man. Don't buy drugs, buy some rims. They spread it, they spread it, they spread it, they spread it, they spread it, they spread it. Americans worship money, shit. You know what, banks are closed on Sunday? Because then there wasn't church to be empty.

38:26But the money was a part of the money, money, money. But the money was a part of the money, money was a part of the money. But it's too much money. And that is something you do, but the money was all good. Because it makes a difference. But you know that the money was a part of the money. And that is something you do, but the money was a part of the money. And that is something you do, but the money was a part of the money. And that is something you do, but the money was a part of the money.

39:57What's it like, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man. You're such a trouble, you're such a pain, you're not doing good. And if we're bad together, they say that it wasn't much we were good. But some people think that we should have a baby. And what the hell is this day now? Oh, my God, who is gonna die? Who'd like to run in your heart just because? Yeah, don't ever touch another man by his name. We are only calling for if I can't you you

41:21I'm not a fan of time, I'm stuck to hear you I'm a bit of a crook, he's a sadist who could I'm a ghost, but what's coming? The time they were chosen you I know that I am feeling maybe I'm right You can see what they know is good and good My God, what is good and good You let my life give me a heartbreak I know that you're running wild and there's no peace beyond

42:44I know that you're running wild and there's no peace beyond I know that you're singing like a being I'm as far as I've reached it My name is the maker I don't mind the maker I'm the king of sin and my king

43:44I'm the king of sin and my king I'm the king of sin I'm the king of sin I'm the king of sin I'm the king of sin I'm the king of sin and my king I'm the king of sin I'm the king of sin I'm the king of sin I'm the king of sin I'm the king of sin I'm the king of sin I'm the king of sin I'm the king of sin I'm the king of sin I'm the king of sin I'm the king of sin I'm the king of sin I'm the king of sin I'm the king of sin I'm the king of sin I'm the king of sin I'm the king of sin I'm the king of sin I'm the king of sin I'm the king of sin I'm the king of sin I'm the king of sin I'm the king of sin I'm the king of sin I'm the king of sin I'm the king of sin And as far as I've reached it, Why do you love me? You're the only one I feel like it I'm saying You're the only one

44:44Yeah Let's be me and I And it's yours And as far as I've reached it, Why do you love me? You're the only one Yeah And as far as I've reached it, Why do you love me? You're the only one Yeah And as far as I've reached it, Why do you love me? You're the only one Yeah And as far as I've reached it, Why do you love me? This is how I roll, you know, I tell them to do whatever you want to do whatever I want

45:55to do. You know, that shit doesn't work, right, because then you fall in love and you really care about that person. And the idea of her getting gorilla fucked by some dude dude is just way too scary. So when she starts getting heavy in the fight, I just think I just think we need some time away from each other. Let's just take a break. I'm going to go to Vegas with Cindy. She's going to ask me to go and you're like, no, are you pissed you're some fucking gorilla stuck in her in the corner of a couch at the hard rock. How can anybody face and make my boyfriend jealous, fuck you up? That's too crazy. That's what you think. Some guard just fucking her face. So nice when you do it, you don't think you're going to like another guy to do it? So nice that. That's fun for her. You handle that thought, probably not. You start saying listen, let's just talk, come on baby, fuck you, no one loves you more

46:59than anything. Just calm. Don't realize you're pussy with those two late. Do you do something that lets you know, like you shut your friends. That's what you know for sure. And remember, time with the baby. Shut the fuck up and back to you. Fuckin' the dead man, the fucking windows open. She's somewhere in the city. She's sittin' here steady up in our veins. Always hate your friends though. If you're pussy with your girlfriend, always has an injection. And your friends are fucking sold in your back. It's pathetic! It's like there's two totally different views. There's like the views I know, there's like the winking ball, and considering it, and then your friends come over and they're like, oh my god! Who is this fucking obnoxious asshole that is talking to my boyfriend's mouth? So you tell me they're not holding back what the fuck is that all about?

48:01Which is a loaded question. You can never tell the truth. What's that all about? That is what I really like. I intend to be different so that you don't make fuck you and you don't yell at me. That's what it's all about. Oh that's funny, that's the idea. See that's the idea. You fucking crack jokes. You have such an obvious defense mechanism that is so pathetic. Whenever this is serious and issue comes up, you have to fucking make fun of it. And then you've got to stay from a bunch of people that you don't even fucking know. And you tell hard fucking argument for freedom to be an asshole stranger, and they're not the youth, do you think you're okay? That is such a violation. Stop planning my tips when I'm talking to you! Oh my god! No you're not yours. I don't care if you pay for them. Stop bringing that up! Oh my god, seriously? I just want to look at me.

49:03Where is this relationship going? Where is this going? I need to know, while I'm still young enough to fight someone else, you're willing to ever take this to the next level. This is all fun now. It's all great. And someday I want a family. And the only way I can have the families of someone is willing to be my best friend. My parents are still together. That's why they've been together for 39 fucking years. They're a best friend. Can you do that? Do you have the courage to be told to be told to be told to be honest with me? It would be my best friend. If you were really my best friend, you would probably let me fuck other chicks. All right, my best friend would want me to be happy.

50:07Say my, I get to be my best friend with my dog so a lot. That motherfucker is never mad at me. He loves me for me. I come only nine o'clock in the morning. He's like, do your back fuck yeah! That's a fucking party with that asshole. He's never seen... What the fuck kind of shit is this? Oh, what was that? Who would he have to do with what he wanted to do and come home with whatever he wanted? Fuck you! Oh! He's like, you got bacon? Oh shit! I gotta stand still for bacon. I'll do whatever you want. There's some people who would just love to get their hands on the secret to howappartance.com has helped hundreds of millions of renters, but they're never going to get it. Are they crazy? No sir, it's fortified here in this four-foot fit steel vault with titanium deadbolt reinforced by concrete and rebar. This is the first thing happen while you're dancing things that you would not do at home

51:09and come naturally on the floor. For dancing soon becomes romantic when you hold a girl in your arms that you never heard before. Even guys with two left feet come out of her right in the girl is sweet if I chance their cheeks should meet while dancing proving that the best things happen while you dance. The best thing happen while you're dancing

52:10things that you would not do at home come naturally on the floor. For dancing soon becomes romantic when you hold a girl in your arms that you never heard before. Even guys with two left feet come out of her right in the girl is sweet if I chance their cheeks should meet while dancing in proving that the best things happen while you dance. Proving that the best things happen while you dance.

53:20Proving that the best things happen while you dance. You're a retired football player. I've seen a man here on the Discovery Channel and I'm like, I'm bloating. You're a man for me. The man he's also called the sea cow. Sea cow, that sounds like a navy salt. Someone said the man he was introduced to the ocean was a new girl. The man he was like, oh hi everyone, you can call me the man of the sea. The sea cow means man of the sea. Sea cow, fat ass. Tell this shit. We did. I love to see the man at the island show like Ricky Lake. I want to be sitting there like, I'm Ricky. I'm here because I'm in danger. And then one of those mean people in the audience put on for every advice. Yeah, I want to see something to the sea pig.

54:23That sea cow, whatever. Sea pig, you a fat seal, you've got to get yourself an education and a job. You have to be like, I'm never in the ocean. You're so happy you live in the ocean because you ain't got no job. You've got to get in weight watch or some kind of program. I am a male, but I'm going to keep my body warm like a water. What have I talked to the hand? I don't have a hand. Look, the man of the sea was in the audience. They might laugh, but they'd be crying at the end. It doesn't look like God tried that hard on the man of the sea, doesn't he? All right, love a ship. I think the Americans are. I imagine we get so there's Indians water. I'm here, the Americans are pretty dumb, but the Americans have bottled water.

55:26Oh, yes they are. Let's just tell the Americans the waters from France. We bought it. I don't feel like me when they first introduced bottled water. I thought it was so funny. It's like bottled water. Oh, this is good. This is more watery than water. Yeah, this has got a water kit to it. It must be like each three of us. I was looking at a bottle of water. They have nutritional facts printed on this side. You know, I'm no chemist, but I got a rough idea what's in water. I kind of expect the terminal labels to get a recipe. Oh, that's how you make ice cubes. Apparently you just freeze this stuff. Oh, but you need a tray. It's how they get you going to buy their tray. But that's certainly what you never worry about that. You don't think that there's someone on steroids playing golf.

56:26There's not some big fucker going, I'm on a putt now. Will someone put the ball down for me? I think you'll be having a difficult week. Because golf is a very quiet sport. Golf is very, very quiet. He's on the 13th now. He's forwarded upon. Please don't operate heavy machinery while you're listening to this. Oh, it can't get me slower than this. Especially because golf was the last domain of Caucasian dominance. It was. You could do that because it's a golfer. You could go out there dressed like a pig and no one cares. You could go out there even a little alligator is going, you are such an asshole. Yes, because you could whack that ball. I'm going out for some exercise, honey. Wack, getting the cart, go on.

57:30Get out again, whack the ball. How many calories would you burn for? And it goes along all this time, all this time until Tiger. Tiger Woods comes along and then it's over. Because all of a sudden, oh dear God, Tiger goes to the British Open. Were they invented the sport? He goes to St Andrews, where the ghosts of the old Scottish players are going. Do the fuck is this? Is a black man in the sun of a Thai woman, where do you? You will be able to play and play again 30 minutes later. Oh, they have gone and it plays. And after the first couple of rounds, he's 18 under par. And there's only 18 fucking holes. And the girls for the old Scottish men are gone. Oh dear Christ! How did they learn to do that? We wouldn't let him join. Oh dear God, we're doomed.

58:32Oh, that's our sport's last. Like with tennis, with Venus and Serena play. Oh, baby. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Forty love, whatever you want, baby. Oh, don't ask for new balls. Just play with those. But then, you want a sport that's just pure brutality. You get boxing. You get big men beating the fuck out of each other. You could knock a man brain dead and then we'll go, oh no! Until Mike Tyson comes along. All of a sudden the whole sport is okay, knock someone brain dead. But all of a sudden, Mike bites somebody.

59:34Oh, dear Christ, what are you thinking? Oh my God, he didn't. Yeah, you damn right, I bet it. I just got an original look at him trying to fucking. Right now. Sports, I tell you, that's sports weight, baby. I don't do this shit for what men think. We're all men. We all think like men, but I'll tell you one thing. If you want to know something about a sustainer, let me show you a little secret, as to what gives me the strength to say, fuck Satan right in his motherfucking face. Ladies, would you make some motherfucking noise one time? Well, well, sweet baby Jesus. Yes, fellas. I don't know who got you in there. Time to stop fucking around.

1:00:35It's 2012. It's like I've got that fourth quarter. Whatever the season you fucking made, it's done now. Now ladies, that'll reply to you. I understand some of y'all might be here but it's definitely so nigga. You know somebody that gets you through till you see yourself. None wrong with that. But 2012 has come. And they got some surprises for us. And you all have to make sure you've got something in your life that blown you. So shit, they give a fuck. Back to what I'm saying, fellas. If you got a vomit, that's pressure that you like. Put the games on hold for a second. And fuck this bitch like you need her, and you got that life. In case the world comes to an end. Oh. Hallelujah.

1:01:37Hallelujah. You have to put your best. We've got to speak best. Hallelujah. It wants to rip the world up. Forever and ever. We're gonna keep it. We can't let it go. Glory to God. Glory to God. Glory to God. That's... My spirit has a name. And I hope that the nigga I'm gonna talk about is in this motherfucker tonight. So I can talk about his ass personally. You're not gonna believe this shit. I'm in the middle of a camp. In my peripheral. I see some niggas looking confused. I meet out of nigga's side vision,

1:02:38not his side vision. Niggas in the back, thought it was a car. That nigga got the peripheral. Fuck off. I'm not gonna talk about peripheral. I didn't even go to come out to two thousand cents. In my peripheral today. And nigga still pick up a car. I don't believe him. It's my car. You don't want nobody to hit. I saw a nigga today. I know you want to know. I'm okay. I saw a nigga with spinner hub caps. What part of the game is this? That motherfucker didn't even spill on their own. That nigga had to get out the car and spin them bitches manually.

1:03:45It just trips me out to people willing to blow themselves up. That's the crazy thing about the terrorists. They're willing to blow themselves up for what they believe is going to be 72 virgins in heaven. That's the reward they're promised. But the really funny part about that is that's not written anywhere. Don't wear the crowns and say you get 72 virgins if you blow yourself up. What do you think? Like one fucking dude. Revolving to ask what page that shit's on. We're back up in the meeting. Everybody clear? Who's going to have any guns right there? Handle you walk into the cafe. Who's your brother's nigga? Desk being in order is no pain. Do it with a lie. Your cock is hard. 72 hot-jong bitches. Slamber upon it by friend, the river flows with gold. The food is always fresh. This is all yours. Is everyone clear? Who's with the picture? With pictures, this is all the 7... Don't run away with the face, my friend. What you come to take on page 1? Cuts love, provide you 72 hot-jong bitches. The Monday time your cock is always hot with a lie.

1:04:46The skin smooth like peach from Georgia. The pussy tastes like honey. I will be there in two weeks. I'll be clear. I just want you to read. Ah, that's it! The more you question, God, the more he made me, give all the pussy to the Jews. Not the Jews, not just like me, but they are mine. And I hate them, though, I've never met them. Whoa, still doing that. Peace in the Middle East? Whoa, how do you fight people who look exactly like you? How is that? Why are the Palestinians in Israel? How come they don't want to admit they look exactly this name? Isn't that a trip? You watchin' on TV to go, okay, there's a tan skin do, with dark curly hair, throwin' rocks, and a tan skin do, with dark curly hair, holdin' a machine gun. This is like watchin' on a tennis match, you know, William sisters. I live in the Africans versus in Chinese. I don't fuck you in exactly like your enemy.

1:05:46I think they've been fuckin' each other. That's why I think. I think they see clearly like each other. That's what they do when they're not supposed to do something. That's their get back in their dad move. Fuck a terrorist. It's human nature. Think about it. Well, you want to do the most taboo thing, especially that suppressive body, that's not a beauty for the White House. I just want to be in my own presence. She can't point to get something. That angry Arab cock inside her. That's all she's thinking about. That's the best way to get back in daddy. They just have angry enemy sex. You believe the crazy shit. No, you believe the crazy shit. My shit is the real shit. No, your shit is a lie. You will carry out a soldier inside you. I would always risk my baby with my crazy shit. My nightmare is real. Boom! They really go through with that. Fuck.

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1:07:54What was the reason when the Pope gathered all the Cardinals in Roman went, shhh! The only problem is he's dressed like Liberace, he's stuck double. I have a solution though. For problem priests, little thing of shock color, if they go and air a kid, it's like, you know what I mean? Oh! It's on me, I think she's got a lot of things. Or they automated confessional, could be fun. If this is a venous sin, press one. This is a Cardinal sin, press two. If this is Cardinal Law, please stay on the line. As you have to remember, it's not just a sin, it's a felony. So we have to keep track. Now, you have an illusory. We are now under the offices of Homeland Security. Tom Ridge will come out every Sunday and go, today's a bogey. No, orange.

1:08:56And that'd be very careful picking that name, Homeland Security. You couldn't say Fatherland because the love of all Germans is going, that's a good one. But Homeland Security sounds like home front security, which was England during World War II, all men with pitchforks and philosophy bags defending England. There they were, I captured Rudolph as personally. I threw my philosophy back, covered him in shite, and said, get out of that fucker, you fucker, get out. There I dig. And I also find out now that Winston Churchill will the greatest orators of all time. May have been so fucked up on Kronak and Champagne, that he didn't do some of his great speeches. They were done by lands, the BBC, who also did Winnie the Pooh. We will fight on the beaches in the air, on the land, Eaw and Tigger. And he was fighting against Hitler. A man who recently a book declared was a homosexual

1:09:57and I always thought this was a clue. Spat and the leather and the dancing. But. Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen. I hate cookouts, man. Stay away from cookouts and shoot. If you like me, you stay the fuck away from cookouts. I don't like my family come by the house. The relatives I ain't seen since the last cookout. You got certain relatives who just see you at the cookout. And then you get all your fucking nerves every year.

1:10:57Uncle Gus come by the house every year. Uncle Gus is the uncle that like to work the grill, and don't let nobody touch the grill when he's around in shit, as soon as he walks in the house it's like, get away from that grill. He's not gonna stop the fire. He's gonna stop the fire, put this fire down. I got that, man. Go over here and give me all that wood. You have a tree. Chalk that tree, I'm with it. Chalk that tree, give me the wood, rub that tree over there. Chalk the room and two gather there, that's neat. That's shit. You two gather there, you can't throw that on the grill. We don't stop the fire. Come on, you want to eat? You want to eat? We put them on the side of the... Give me the answer, you challenge. Hold them back, I'll tell you, I'll throw them back so they can lead the right. I'll tell you, we'll make a fight. We'll lead the right. Don't want to keep you on the right. Here we go. Put them on the right. We need to hold them. Get them out there, you guys. Let's do that. We'll do that. We'll make a fight. We'll either hand them a little bit. Here we go. Chatter, throw them back. That's the fight. That's the fight, isn't it? Look at that. Give me the right. Roll, challenge, round. Roll, challenge. Roll, challenge. You know what I mean? I don't like the whole day in game, though. That's why I accept my situation. See a bunch of couples here now that you're just dating. I don't like dating.

1:11:57You know, I don't like dating. I try to impress women too much. That's my problem. I'm going to out-brought this big ass truck just to try and impress women. I didn't know that everybody looked tall on the truck, though. And you don't notice somebody small until they get the truck. I had to find out the hard way because I like the flirt. And that stoplight. I saw this girl. I was like, damn baby, look good. Why don't you pull up? Let me talk to you for a second. My heart aches. It's fine. He could have cute her girlfriend half out. It was having. She like, get out, come talk to me, I can't get out. My truck. I got to jump out. But when I jumped out, I didn't have to get landed and I stumbled a little bit. Oh, I hurt. Oh, my God. He doesn't have any knees. And I just pulled. Pulled off. It was a bitch I got knees. I was a bad jump. This was my land and I twisted my ankle. My hand had to wear a shield. I was trying to fool myself up. I can admit that it looked a little retarded, but the yellow out there, I don't have knees and selfish. You understand? How did I get out the shop? I didn't roll out the bench. That's why I had to add to it.

1:12:59It's the world making minimum wage. It came up to about $200 a week, and they never take out $50 in taxes. That's a lot of money, if you really make $200 a week, man, that's like kicking Wednesday and Thursday and the ass, okay? $50 a week in taxes, man. How do I get for my tax money? Get all the free street light in the world. As far as I'm concerned, give everybody a candle, give my fucking $50 bad. I hate tax, I hate checks. I hate the fact that you put two amounts of money on your check. You know what I mean? It's like, this the money you bust your ass all weekend. And this is what you're gonna get. Why are you showing me this money I ain't getting? Of course you'll be that shit. It's not a shot, though. I don't want to know. You don't take up because of no fucking. All right.

1:14:01This is the second check, man. Check, man. You put all these tax tape decks. I live in the city. Oh, there I go. He's in the city. It's bad all sorts of social security. The fuck that in social security. Is she actually, if you want to take that shit, huh? Yes. I may as your company just do what you like as the same money for you when you get home. Now I want to finish it now. You don't get the money till you're like 65. Or should me want to average black man dies at like 42. They guys don't live that long. They just don't live to be those 65. Oh, boy, 61. You have potential, you have blood pressure. Crazy white boys, something will get you ass.

1:15:11Shit, that's, man. I think we're fucking crazy that actually that most stupid shit boy. Stupid, stupid, stupid. I know about him because I have a baby now. I have a fucking, I made a baby. I made a human being. It's from me, from my genesis. Thank you very much. I really appreciate that. I didn't do anything. I don't deserve an applause. I do what I always did. I fucked my girlfriend. That's it. She did all the extra work. It's amazing. I just got a free baby. I didn't have to do anything extra. I didn't do any of the work. She had to do everything. Her whole body changed. She gained all this weight. She grew a person inside of her. Her tips turned into milk machines. Me? Nothing. I felt great. I felt good. I had a deal with her complaining a little bit. But it was nice. She's pretty cool. You know, it's nothing to do. It's crazy. You know, so you have a fucking baby and you love it so much. It's a biological change, man. I felt so weak because I was trying to pay attention to it. Because I was like, this is going to be interesting. What is this going to be like to make a human being and have a little you going around?

1:16:11You just feel click switches. Just go off in your fucking brain. Your body just sends you some messages. You got to take care of this baby now. You're life's different now. It's not about you. It's about the baby. The baby's like, oh shit. You got to take care of her. Okay, cool. Okay, what I got to do. And you love them so much. You can't even believe what love is. You can't believe you could love something that much. And really, it's a biological trick. It's your brain producing a chemical called oxytocin. And it's to keep you from eating them when you get really hungry. And she drinks breast milk that my girlfriend pumps like a farm animal. It's the fucking trippy shed I've ever seen in my life. She sits with suction cups on her nipples. All right? And they're attached to these tubes that's attached to a machine. And she turns the machine on. And her nipples just start spitting milk into these little cups. Just me, me, me, me, me. And I walk by on my YouTube mother fuckers are dead to me. All right? I don't even know you. I don't even know you. I thought you were toys. You got milk must be fucking delicious.

1:17:12Because I swear to God, I've never expressed enjoyment the way she does when she eats that milk. She gets to hold that breast milk, man. And her older brother. No. No. No. Her little toes are spreading apart. No. Oh, my. Have you ever liked anything that much? Have you ever been arrested? No. No. No. No. No. She gets as much milk in her little body as she can fit. It's like I have to hear this. But spit some of it out. Ships her pants and blacks out. I'm like, damn. My little girl knows how to party. Have to be very careful. You go to the airport now. They have switched airport security. It was good to know that the previous airport security was priced competitive with Burger King. I was very happy. Okay. Come on. Take that. Come on. Go on. Go on. Why wander ill. What is ASMR? Bristol. Oh my God. Oh, go go. Wait, wait, wait, for... You could carry a four-inch knife on a plane up until now.

1:18:14What is that, what are you doing? What a side story... You go down the aisle! Crazy aisle! I'm a dancer. I need this set. What's the matter, you can't carry a four-inch blade. Fuck off. But. Now it's hot. Never. Now, it's hot. I want it. Now it's hardcore security long cavity checks. Now the meen! Now all the people from San Francisco, heavily pierced people are going, I don't fucking have to take them all out. That's some hardcore piercing here, I mean, one of the two things is okay. It's really the big one you look like a fucking grenade. Well the giant one or the big ones that hang off your nipples say why hang it tall why Well the girls to get their they get their tongue pierced and wonder where my teeth chip Honey because you've got a black and necker in there. That's just going to work on it honey

1:19:16I'm actually gonna be going. I feel so good about the new post in my tongue I say hey go the full distance like when I was 16 I didn't get to have playboy magazine I only had National Geographic and the chicks that got me really hot with us. You know the slinky neck I ain't seen nobody try that yeah being in the South Or you want to be come on get some real balls and basically do this get to you bang you live come home going Hi mom hi dad Look at the lazy Susan and a CD player What's wrong there? Come on Bobby now I'll blow you That's way down on those requests There's even a thing called a prince Albert which is for those of you who don't play the home game It's basically a Bolt through your penis

1:20:18And it's named the prince Albert which is I'm sure his last wish I'm sure Victoria said Albert we're going to name a museum a hall and a book for your car after you I hope you don't mind Oh new Victoria it's my greatest wish That was someone's screwing in a nutty boat. They'll think of me in you You hot fiction of love The woman who said to her daughters when they're making up to the husband's closure eyes and think of England. Oh our romantic But you must be careful these things be careful when you get on the plane Friends are getting on plane and Atlanta Sweet little Southern woman came out before I forgot on the plane. It's a blazing chairman. We're just gonna do a few random bag chicks I'm just gonna read off a list. These are totally random

1:21:22Judy Smith Fourteen Arabs in a blonde And every black man and every Hispanic in the whole world is going All right, the cliche is over A lot of Arabs are gonna be trying to put low-rider shocks on their feet Come on start to say all the way all the way not to lay Oh, man now you will be the luckiest time, so And the pilots no longer come on with that Chuck Yeager stuff. They used to come on and go hey everybody How you doing? I'm just so happy to be on this plane right now. I could drop a log Let's take this fucker up and see what she could do Everybody brace yourself because I'm just gonna take up the three g's and see who's gonna lose it

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