Kit Kat

0:00Hey, this is strong, Barry. How y'all doing out there today? I hope everybody is doing well, because if you're not doing well, let's find a way to get well, look well, and be well. Today, I'm just going to talk about Kit Kat. I mean, I don't eat chocolate per se because it breaks me out and makes me run to the bear from the take a shit for weeks. But I'm going to talk about the Kit Kat because it seems to be something popular that's going around around here. Let's see what's happening with this Kit Kat. 413,793 Kit Kat bars, about 12 tons, vanished while traveling from Italy to Poland. Looks like someone took a break way too literally. Nestle contract the stolen bars using unique batch codes. 3 and Poland. Nestle can trace the bars using unique batch codes, and they're working with authorities to investigate.

1:00Wanna know if there's been any progress in catching the chocolate thieves? Working with authorities to investigate. They contract the stolen F1 themed Kit Kat bars using unique batch codes, which will alert Kit Kat if scanned. These are real Kit Kat bars. They're the special Formula One themed ones that Nestle made for their partnership with F1 Racing. I mean, our world is, I really think that everybody in this world is either on something, need to be on something or just totally falling over the edge. I mean, we're talking about chocolate Kit bars, Kit Kat bars. Why? Why are we still in Kit Kat bars? It's a candy bar. It's a candy. You eat it, swallow it and shut it down. I mean, Kit Kat bar, when I first heard Kit Kat was stolen, I basically thought, oh, somebody stole somebody Kit Kat.

2:09I mean, that would've got to make a little bit more sense, but the stealer actually Kit Kat bar. I mean, it's a chocolate candy bar. Come on. And they steal on it around Easter time. Come on. You don't even have to steal Kit Kat's at Easter time. What about stealing a dozen of eggs or something like that? That's worth fitting in with the scenario. Like I said, I thought they actually were talking about somebody's kitty cat. You know what? Well, I guess the world is so different. They just, they just feel like they could steal anything. And they then just feel like a pack to do here. How many they stole? Oh, my goodness. It's like thousands of them that they stole. What are they going to do with them? Are they going to like resell them? Whatever, just sit there and have a Kit Kat fest where everybody's to eat the most. What?

3:11I don't know, but I'm going to say this. When they get caught, they're going to be the Kit Kat because when they go to jail, everybody's going to be like, yeah, and that's what they're going to be the pussy that got caught. You all understand that English? I mean, you know, they toss and then turn and everybody in prison that deserves to be tossed. I mean, everybody that goes to prison doesn't deserve to be tossed. Just some of them. And that person that stole all those Kit Kat bars, they need to be Kit Kat Court. I mean, I wake up every day and I say to myself, I know why I'm not on drugs. I know why the hell I don't drink because I look at this world. When I open my door, I look at the world.

4:15People are fussing, ordering, stealing, robbing, shooting. I have my own movie that I can look at when I open the door. And then if I'm watching my TV, something as silly as this, somebody stealing chocolate. I mean, it's mind blowing that somebody is stealing chocolate. I don't even know what to say about it. We go through so much in life, people are struggling to get money, food, and all these other things. And somebody's still on a Kit Kat bar, but not just one, thousands of them on a boat. Like, come on, we going on a trip, y'all, me some Kit Katz, we taking the Kit Katz to a ride, to another state, to another country.

5:15Wow. And this is, it's mind blowing because I mean, when you go in the store today, they're already locking up the deodorant and stuff like that, that, you know, shouldn't be locked up. And now they're going to be, I mean, you're going to go walking down the aisles. You're not going to be able to do anything because, you know, they have those little snakes that's laying out in the aisles. So, everything, I mean, people make it bad for other people. And, you know, that's not the way in life that life should be, but it's mind blowing that is a Kit Kat bar. But, you know, I'm not mad at the person or angry with the person because, like I said, I'm allergic to chocolate. So, I mean, they throw me a favor, keeping it away from me.

6:15Still, it's a Kit Kat bar. I mean, really, why not take a payday? It's shit. Alright, y'all, I'm still in the wrong things. I mean, still something that's right, some money or something. Something that's worse still is still a house, a boat. I don't know, something that's not a piece of candy, a piece of chocolate, something that you're going to just take a bite of, swallow it, and then shit it the hell back out. What the hell? Take a damn car. You can't not take a bite of it and shit it the hell back out. It can make you wonder how much the payment is, but you can't shit it back out. Still something worth taking, because you're going to be sitting in jail when they're going to say, hey, roll me. Uh, what'd you answer? Uh, I just stole some Kit Kat bars. I mean, I've been your ass the fuck over, so we can take your cat, too. Of me, y'all.