Kids Don’t Dance Anymore

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1:00New customer offer for first three months only then full price plan options available. Taxes and fees extra. See Mintmobile for details. Ready for this? Are you ready? Are you ready? Yeah, let's begin. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen. The Kid Gratic Morning Show. The Kid Gratic Morning Show. Starts now. This weekend, Mintmobile. Sit with me three times y'all. Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday. Friday is Friday, April 3rd, 2026 in where you are the Kid Gratic Morning Show. You're the Father God. Thank you for waking us up on this beautiful day because you didn't have to do it. This morning we thank you, Jesus, for dying on the cross for all of our sins. Thank you for paying the price that we could not pay. We're so grateful for your sacrifice. God, this morning we pray that you bring resurrection life to our dead situations. It could be a dead relationship, a dead habit or addiction, a dead health diagnosis, a dead marriage, a dead job situation, whatever it is. That seems hopeless to us. You can revive. God breathed life into what looks finished. You make all things new.

2:00And it's praying for a miracle for a friend Jessica who has been fighting cancer for almost 10 years. God breathed life into Jessica's sickness. God, I'm praying for Brad this morning. Brad doesn't have a relationship with you at all. Breathe life and love into his heart. And Autumn is praying that she finds happiness and true joy in life. God breathed life into her emotions. God, the resurrection gives me and all of us hope. No situation is truly dead when you're involved. Feel me and feel us with resurrection hope today. And you are saying, Jesus, name we pray. Amen. And her Easter dress. Well, here is Kelly Red. Easter egg hunt dress today. Yes. And you're wearing your Easter florals. Easter golf, y'all. What flower is that? Is that really the plan? No, it looks like a gender reveal shirt. It's emotion. It's emotion. It's the incentive. It's trying to motivate. I'm trying to motivate me by my fit to go play nine holes with char. Yeah, I used to wear workout clothes in the morning thinking at some point I would work out during the day. Yeah. I just take off those workout clothes at night and go to bed. It's a try. It's a good look at that. And also we got a wedding

3:05invitation from the future decors. Okay. Miles and Whitley. Very lovely. Congratulations. I don't know that we're going to be able to make it to green up Illinois on May 15th. But I think that's very sweet. Congratulations. Miles and Whitley. At least three good years of happiness. Here is JC. Well, that's what I had. Okay. Because you only have three of them in nation. So I think it would work yesterday after I stole some nuts from our boss man, George, because he has a little basket of goodies. Stealing if they're there for the taking. She claims I steal it, Kelly. So I'll go ahead and do more. But I thought it was for everyone. Anyway, I'm walking out there with my nuts and I see this young squirrel right there. Yeah. So picture this me and the squirrel lock eyes. Okay. We're friends now. So I approach the squirrel. I get down on one knee on Bended knee. And I offer one of my little nuts for this squirrel. I propose there. I'm proposal. Yes. Squirrel looks at me and he goes, you know what? You seem like a good human. Let me approach carefully. He starts approaching. We're about to make a connection. Yeah.

4:09I'm about to hand a squirrel a nut. That is awesome. And then this dude walks by and goes, anyway, so the meeting is all out and the squirrel gets booked and goes up the tree and never comes back down this close. And I just turned and I looked at him and I go, huh. Yeah. Thanks. Well, yeah. Thanks, buddy. And I just walked away. I got dead lives. I was like, this guy, I'm like, well, I don't know what your meeting is all about. But me and this squirrel were trying to make a connection. Now you ruined it. Mr. Loudmouth. Yeah. I'm sorry. You're interrupting his meeting. I don't care. Here is Anna. Good morning. Good morning. My husband Ryan and I have become emotionally attached to the Artemis II flight crew. Oh, I got news on Artemis. The astronauts. You do? Yeah. For later. Like you're going to. I can tell you later. Okay. It was a rough start. Okay. Yeah. So these are the astronauts that are going to be flying. Well, they're already on their way to fly around the moon. Like they're going to be the first humans ever to see the dark side of the moon. And then they're going to come back. But we were stalking all of their social

5:11media yesterday because they've been preparing for this. Well, a their whole lives. But as a crew for at least I think three or four years. Yeah. And we were just like, I don't know, Ryan even said to me, he said, if anything happens to them, I will be a wreck. Right. Like we need them. Like we're excited for this journey. Yeah. But we need them to come back safely. By the way, right now, this is supposed to pave the way for Artemis III in 2027. And then Artemis IV in 2028, which could which could land astronauts on the moon, like actually on the moon. We did a deep dive on this on a sandwich in some love. And if you care to listen to the podcast, this is the kidcratic morning show. I'm just saying if you want to get more in depth. Okay. Oh, really? Time to do that. Yeah. Talk on the podcast. Yes. We talked about lift off and everything. It's a big deal. It is. Very big deal. Here is part time Justin. So Harry Styles has a song called Dance No More. And he says DJs don't dance no more. I went to the club yesterday. And I gotta say the kids are also not dancing anymore. Oh, really? People just drink their drinks and just stand there not dancing. Wow. And like what

6:12Anna said yesterday, it's because they're afraid to be filmed. They're paparazzi. They don't want people. They don't want people to see them living their life because they don't want to be made fun of on social media later on. So don't you suppose to say that? Nobody's absolutely to save themselves from embarrassment. They don't dance. Wow. And that's sad. Bring dancing back. Just dance. Who cares what people think about your dancing? I don't know until there's a video of you on TikTok that goes viral. That's fine. Yeah. That song very misheard lyric, by the way. It was it's DJ. I thought it was DJs don't dance no more. They sit. It's not. It's DJs don't dance no more. They said DJs don't dance no more. They said. But this whole time I thought it was DJs don't dance no more. They sit. Well, we sit on this show a little bit standing now. Here's Audrey. Good morning. Good morning. That was really deep. I was just thinking real deep about what you know. Well, can I add on to that? Is it Daniel was telling me that his he's got someone in his life where he was like, he doesn't want to like

7:16over project. He doesn't want to talk too loud. He doesn't want to, you know, go out of his way to just be silly because he doesn't want to be made fun of. Relatable. I'm going to say like, I've been trying to make everyone happy so bad because I was just getting relentlessly attacks all mine. But then I was just like, you know what? I just got to do my thing. To do my thing. Stop. Yeah. And I will say my green car and I we've really bonded the last day. I was resent. Yeah, I was resenting her at first because she was a little flamboyant and I felt really watched when I was in this vehicle. But we've been through a lot together in the last 24 hours and by the way, how much do you expect communication from the guy that has your car currently that's working on it? At least once a day. Updates updates. No, I'll have to sit here for a moment once yesterday. So I texted him. Like, so am I getting my car back? And he's like, oh, no. Especially the most expensive thing we own. Yeah. Like, please tell me what's going on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In the control role of his trade. Good morning. One of the things that frustrates me most in life is when they change the grocery store

8:18layout, right? Oh, yeah. Yes. You take a deep breath. You're like, all right, I can find everything again. Another thing that happens like once a year when they change the website or app design. And you've got you're like, wait a second. Wait a second. Where is the radar now? They've moved the radar and the weather app. They're okay. I don't know how to find. Okay. They're not doing videos on this part of the app anymore. Hang on. I gotta go over here. And it gives me real anxiety. I'd like for them to keep it consistent. Right. I'm a stern email. I don't know, dude. We don't need progress. Keep it the same forever. That's my soapbox. I'm with you. Speech. I appreciate you. Yeah. We heard you. You have been heard. Check out the all-new kid nation website. Now that's right. What's going on? Pick out Max. Thank you, Jesse Chavez. I saw a guy this morning at the gas station that was having starting his day off. And I'm going to go ahead and assume that he's having a bad day because he he was working either going to work or coming from work or maybe he was working on his Amazon delivery vest. You know the vest. Yeah. So his wife or girlfriend is behind him in a car. He goes inside the gas station. He gets some Pepto Bismalch.

9:19He apparently isn't feeling well. And as they're both getting gas in their respective cars, he gives her Pepto. Very nice. Then he goes back to his car. He's locked his keys in his car. Oh, no. He did not waste any time looking for a co-hanger asking for help. He marched right up to the flower bed, got a rock and went and busted his rear window out of his car and got reached in, unlocked his car and off he went. What? That is the thing that knows how to handle a situation. Yeah. I mean, okay. That's the last thing. That's my last resort. That's the last resort. He didn't ask for help. He didn't say go on. He go, go get the keys. He said, ah, my keys are gone. I got it. Booth. That's hardcore. I'm sorry. Like what? And true guy luck fashion though. It would have been funny if his girlfriend or wife got up and went to the front door and the opposite side had just opened it. Yeah. Like the whole time. Here's Anna with celebrity birthdays for the day in the weekend. Yes. We have a lot. Bear with me. Paris Jackson is 28 today. Amanda Bines is 40. Jenny Garth is 54. Eddie Murphy is 65.

10:19Alec Baldwin 68. Wayne Newton 84. Those are the birthdays for today. Over the weekend. Austin Mahone will be 30. Yeah. Bang a bang a bang. Jamie Lynn Spears will be 35. Eric Andre will be 43. David Blaine will be 53. Robert Downey Jr. will be 61. Graham Norton will be 63. Zach Baggins will be 49. Sterling K Brown. Who we love on paradise. Sterling K Brown will be 50 this weekend. And for all will be 53. Today is good Friday. As we know. Amen. It is also national chocolate mousse day. Okay. A world marbles day. National find a rainbow day. American circus day. And we'd out the hate day. We'd out the hate. This is the day Jesus died on the cross. Now and three days he will rise. Yep. In 10 minutes. You've been asking for it and we do it in special occasions. It's good Friday. Yeah. Let's make it a great Friday. We're going to flush the format. We are going to do that in this

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