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Keep Or Delete - Abilee

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Keep Or Delete - Abilee

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1:00New customer offer for first three months only then full price plan options available. Taxes and fees extra. See Mintmobile for details. Start your day with us. This is the Kid Cratic Morning Show. Wake up with Kid Nation. All right, we're getting some responses regarding the question that is a loose loose for guys, which is if me and your ex switched bodies, which one would you choose from the tax at eight hundred five four three thirty five forty eight. My husband said the perfect answer. Baby, I'm in love with you and your personality, not your body. So I'd go for you. That's what I'm saying. See, that works for you, but I don't think that works for all all people. Some people take that person. What would you say to Kenzie? I would go somewhere along those lines. That's what Grox said. I would say I'm in love with you as a person, but I also like Kenzie. I like all of you. Yeah, you do. I don't know that I would have the confidence to say it in the moment. Right. Exactly. That's my point. How about how about I'm going to go with her mind in your body because she didn't ask me that question.

2:01Or how about I questions a crazy person question. Or I choose you, but I would cheat on you. No, sleep with your body. No. Okay. I like this one. I love you so much that I would accept a downgrade. Oh, you did that right there. That's clever. I'd accept a downgrade. Keep your personality. Yeah. That's the right answer. That's the move right there. Well played. Solved. All right. So our buddy Big Al Mac has a phone filled with just phone numbers. He accumulated over the last few years. Yeah. Full. And it's his memories full. And he's starting to do meetups and go on meetups because he doesn't call him dates. So we're going to start deleting people from his phone. Yeah. Just kind of cleaning house. The riff riff. Yeah. All right. Part time Justin has been in charge of this. Yeah. Of this mission. And it's a good thing. Owl. You have a restaurant because you have so you have access to so many people. I do. And this is one of them you've met through your restaurant. Her name is Abby Lee. Hello. Hello. This is a part time Justin from the

3:05Kidcratic Morning Show. Is this Abby Lee? Yes. Okay. I'm calling because I think you know my friend Big Al Mac. I used to use to. Okay. Yes. So we're doing this bit where I'm going through his phone. Yes. So many contacts and he needs to clear them out. But I'm doing him a favor and talking to people in his phone to see if we should keep or delete his contacts. And you said you knew Big Al. How did you need him? I don't know. I think just we had mutual friends back in the day. We went to restaurants and stuff a lot. So I don't know. Okay. So this was back in the day. Okay. So y'all were good friends. And then I guess y'all just lost. Went out of touch. Yeah. Okay. I'm sorry, Abby Lee. Are you are you busy today? Yes. I am. Oh girl. What are you doing? I am taking my kids to Jim class right now. Oh, I love that. You're going to have like a little gymnast gymnastics team. Yeah. Okay. All right. So it sounds like you got kids now and you're happily married. Well, yes, because I'm just trying to get to know you just decide if Big Al needs to

4:11keep your contact or get rid of it. I think we can get rid of it. Okay. You don't want to hear from him again. Hello. Tell him you said hello. And then do you want to do you want to give him a life update? Like you want to hang out and get drinks with him again? That's okay. You're welcome. And then have fun. Um, gymnastics little gymnastics mom. Say thank you. Well, y'all have a great time. And then don't forget to listen to our show. Okay. Okay. Thank you. Bye, Abby Lee. Bye. Bye. Not the mom in the car with the kids. You want to be your spunker. Bigger phone. Dora ball. Adorable. Good thing you didn't say anything bad. Yeah. I didn't say thanks dad. Did they? No, they did not say that. They just said thank you. Delete it. All right. Yeah. She had to. The kids were right there. Yeah. Yeah. True. All right. So, uh, oh, Abby Lee. It was just Abby Lee. Abby Lee. No body parts or anything. No. All right. So she is, uh, uh, uh, her request. Delete it. It's usually getting deleted now.

5:13Getting deleted right now, Abby Lee. Sounds like she's doing well. I'm going to miss her. Yeah. What do you remember about, uh, Abby Lee, the DMACC, please fill us in. Me and her. She was very flexible. What? She's making a gymnastics joke. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Edit. I thought you were going to say she flipped out on me. That would have been good. Um, I'm in good. Delete contact. It takes you a while to delete. He's got so many. We're still in the A by the way, Kelly. We're still just an A. She's deleted, Kelly. You're long. I don't know. Next week, we're going to hear from maybe a worst day to ever, that big owl. Uh, that's responsible because of him. You found someone that went on the data. Yes, I did. By the way, it would happen sooner or later. Not only are we still on the A's, we're still on the A with a B next. Like, we're still early. Oh, pretty soon, we should get to the one that I've always said is the one that got away. Oh, Andrew, Andy, this is Andrew, but yeah. That's the size. I didn't. Yeah. I was talking to you. We talked about it,

6:17but you said it out loud. Yeah. I've always said that. Oh, okay. Wait for that. Yeah. You gotta get out of the Justin. We're making a face time. Oh, oh, maybe if you want to ask me, let's talk about a happy couple here. Zendaya. She's with Tom Holland married. We don't know. Either she's, what do you call it? Catfishing us? Yeah. Or they're really married. How do we know? So I like learning, I like Tom Holland a lot. I think he's my favorite spider, man, and I like to see what they're like behind the scenes. So she was talking to Jennifer Hudson, and I talked about Tom Holland's cooking skills. Now, is Tom Holland a good cook? Yes, about the final. So his brother is a chef, and he came out with a cookbook recently. It's really sweet because Tom will whip it out, and he'll be like, okay, I'm going to find all the vegetarian things, and I'm going to try different recipes for my brother for you to try. It's really sweet. Yeah. So he's actually probably, I mean, now he'll know. He says that I'm emitting this, the better cook. I was going to ask that next, like, are you a good cook?

7:21I, I, I try my best. I try my best. I got a few things that I'm, just my spicy bonk pasta. Okay, very good. I got a few things that I can do that I like, you know, I stick with that. Okay. Um, but I think he, Yeah. Do you find it shocking that really rich celebrities cook? Yeah. I don't think they would have chefs. They're normal people. I know they are, but they got to go home and, oh, what are we going to have for dinner this evening? You know, I mean, some of them have a chef, but it's a luxury. It is. Yeah. Maybe during a really busy season, like, you know, like right now that she's on a press tour and things, I'm sure she has some, yeah, when you're training for a role and you go, yeah, yeah, you have to gain weight, but you want to gain it healthy. Yeah, the right one. Who's the better cook in y'all's relationships? Oh, Ryan, 1000%. Anna and Ryan, it's Ryan, for sure. Trey, what about you and Kara? Kara, by mile, by mile. Kelly, what about you and Alan? You know, I think we're both pretty even playing field. Oh, really good cook. Well, no. Oh, yeah. I mean, we both can get by. I can follow a recipe, but I tend to overcook everything

8:28because I'm afraid I'm really paranoid about undercooked chicken. That's my mom. Yeah, very paranoid about it. So I tend to overcook it. Charlie makes a mean bowl of frosted flakes. Yes. You're a great cook. So whatever relationship you end up in now, I think you, you might, you might win that one. We could do it together. Maybe tonight's meetup. Maybe tonight. Yeah. Justin, you and Daniel, me, you're the better cook. Yeah, you are a very good. Yeah, you have to do, yeah, you do. What about you and Chicago, Audrey? Well, so apparently I don't cook. I thought I did for a very long time because I would have like spaghetti and stuff, but since he has come into my life, he is, it has been clear that I am just an assembler. Like I just cook the noodles and then I take something from a can and pour it on there. He's an Italian man. He is so fuzzy with his food. He's making his own pasta. Everything's gotta be like that. Does he garnish food? Yeah. Yeah. When he's since he's from Chicago, does he call pizza a pie? I don't know. He calls pasta sauce gravy.

9:33Yeah, he does. That's what Italians call that. We found out that's a Chicago Italian Italian. Especially though they're not. He was like, oh, I didn't have much time to make dinner, so I just made fast gravy. He's like, what does that mean? And he's like, oh, you know, you take the tomatoes and then you put in the oil and then you put in, I'm like, that's not, that's fast to him. Jarragu is fast. Yeah, that's real fast. Don't ever say that to him. Ali, between me and my wife, Kinsey, I would say, I'm good at following directions. So I can cook something and it comes out okay, but my wife can literally grab anything from the fridge, put it together and it always comes out tasting delicious. That's such a skill. Ryan can do that to be impressive. Yeah. So she, so she by far is the better cook. I make the better eggs at the house, according to the kids though. Some of the egg mastered, but the rest of the cooking Kinsey. The win. The win. Be by a mile. There you go. All right. Today's a good Friday, but we're going to put a little extra word in front of that. Feel good Friday. We're about to get you on the phones. We want to see why you're smiling 10 minutes from now.

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