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Keep It Clean

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Keep It Clean

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0:00Hey, this is Strawberry, how y'all doing out there today? I hope everybody is doing well, if you're not doing well. Let's find a way to get where I look well and be well. Today I'm going to talk about the cell phone and you know the nasty thing that's happening with that cell phone because you know we take that cell phone everywhere in the bathroom and share it anywhere. When we, you know, vomited as in our hands, getting vomited on it and all kinds of crazy stuff and then we put it right to our air or right in front of our mouths or whatever, drum, drum, drum, drum, drum, drum. But the thing that gets me to talk about this, you know how you go to the bathroom and you either urinate or you take a crap, okay, say we don't took a crap right after we don't play with the phone or whatever, text or whatever, now we don't wipe door behind.

1:03We wipe our behind. You know sometimes when you wipe your ass, you get some little bit of shit on your hands. Now, before we even wash our hands, we grab that cell phone just to do that little bit of texting or when that lasts a little bit of game. And we hold that and play with it and then we flush the toilet. Get up, go wash our hands and pick that phone up again. Not realizing that we might have got some of that shit that we washing off our hands on our cell phone. And then we take that same cell phone, put it up to our mouths, put it up to our face, and then set it right next to the food that we're going to eat, ill, how nasty, so my opinion on that is even though we know that our cell phones are nasty, take time to clean them off as much as we take time to clean and wash our hands but a little bit more than that

2:03because sometimes people don't even wash their hands after they come out of the bathroom. So the key to this message is to clean your cell phone down, wipe it down with alcohol or some kind of chemical every two minutes. How does that sound? I mean, I know it sounds like, oh, there's a little bit much where I'm going to get an alcohol pad or where I'm going to get this or whatever. But keep the germ away from you, but keep the germ out of the way. So clean up. I mean, if you're going to have that cell phone with you all the time, make sure you're not carrying it around with shit on the back of it or the sides of it. That's going to be traveling around with you. When you look at it like, I come out to smell shit, I know I wipe my ass, but it's not your ass. It's not white. It's the cell phone. So cadetals, that's all I have to say in reference to that, but that's not a topic that should be on my podcast,

3:03but it's on my podcast because like I said, and like, I like to share my thought. And that was a thought that was inside of my head so I needed to release that thought so don't sit there wondering where should it go, or who should hear it, or whatever. So I decided to share it on my podcast. So the topic was keep yourself on clean and away from your shit.

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