Keefe sets a bragging record during grab bag

0:00It's time for graphic. Oh, it's certainly is time for grab back here on Jones and keep W. E. I. Grabback is brought to you by Awaken 180 weight loss and Jones. We love the show today talking Celtics as Jason Tatum made his triumphant return in a couple of games. Friday and Sunday, a couple of wins. Tatum look good in both games and Caesar two and a half games back of the Detroit pistons who have lost four straight for the top seed in the Eastern Congress. They are not concerned about the Celtics. If we want to be unfair to JB Bickerstaff, that's what he said. Pull quote. Yep. They're not concerned about Boston, but we did a lot of Tatum talk earlier in the show. If you want to check it out on the Odyssey app, they are off tonight tomorrow at San Antonio. That is a peacock game. So maybe we'll get to fit that episode. Yeah, where is that potato? I was wondering that the exciting conclusion of the release on Sunday nights and then they released none of them on Sunday nights, including last night. I was looking for it, but you could have two. There's two different NBA finals

1:04previews this week. Yeah. Tomorrow night at San Antonio Thursday night at Oklahoma City, both are on prime time peacock. I guess that Tuesday prime video on Thursday. Yes. Some say you didn't want Tatum back for these games. You wanted to bring him back on the other side. No, no, no, no, this is the perfect time to bring him back. The Celtics can show. They look right. They're real title contenders. Yeah. No, no, no, no. It really brings a tear to your eye. That was the lady grab bag. She's back lady bag, lady bag. Boston Bruins Jones lost in overtime. They blew a big lead, lost to the Penguins

2:06in Pittsburgh. Of course, there was a road game. So what chances did the Bruins really have? Yeah, the best they could do was the pity point they got. Yeah. Good news for them. They have two home games this week. So I assume two more wins. They're taking on the Kings tomorrow night and then the sharks on Thursday night still clinging to the second wild card spot in the Eastern Conference. They've been dominating these home games. Unfortunately, they have more road games than home games. The rest of the season, including two games at Columbus, which is the team directly behind them right now in the standings. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, look, less, less corpse games. Like I love no, I'm no, uh, uh, swimming stand these days, but less games out of the court will be good for the Bruins. Last two haven't been hot. Corpse has not really been helping. No, that's true. Grab back. Grab back. Grab back. Grab back. Grab back. Red socks, taking on the Phillies right now, spring

3:09training, grapefruit league action, socks, trailer Phillies, two, nothing on the bottom of the second Garrett crochet on the mound. Two innings. He's giving up two runs on three hits. Oh, hit a guy. Oh, one strike out. Red socks have good mixture of everyday players in there. Do they? Well, Christian Campbell's leading off. I wouldn't call him an everyday player, but Trevor stories in there. Marcelo Meyer. He's at second, right? It's second based on the third. Scrap you do is the cleanup hitter batting fourth. Carlos Narvias is in there. Okay. Well, it's not a bad little mixture. It's not too bad. So crochet. Shake. Yeah. Okay. Don't say that, but just, you know, not great. Not there yet. We'll see. Grab back. Uh-huh. Fighter of the bad grab. Uh-huh. Champion of fun. Uh-huh. Jones

4:10and Keith at 130 every day for everyone. Next up when the red socks preamp them. Grab bag. World baseball classic continues. You watch a little WBC over the weekend. I didn't have a lecture. I didn't have seen the highlights. Let me tell you the, uh, the junior coming arrow home run. Yeah. Him like dancing around the bases and like firing people up. That was, I mean, that was cool. Have you caught up on this team Brazil at all? Uh, Manny's kid. So Manny's kid, Dante, but shit junior who has like blue hair. Not Boba. Yeah. Dante, but shit junior. That's right. Okay. I didn't realize he's all the kids. They also have a kid that needed like a note from his parents to play because he's so young. And they also had a guy that has to throw a stroke out judge. Yeah. I think so. They also have a dude. They how old? How old? It's like 13. Then they all said he's not. I think there was a 17 year old plan. What? Yeah. Yeah. So they answered. I followed that. And then they also had a guy that literally had to use flex time from his job in order to participate it. Like, oh, yeah. He's like, here's he's a contractor today. Yeah. So like junior high kids and then like real work and stiffs on this Brazil team. Yeah. Now there are, they're

5:13own three. Yeah. So far, the tournament, they're about to lose again today. They're playing great Britain. That ones are actually someone's got to give in that game. You can watch it currently on two B's going to give for Brazil. I think both teams are windless. Yeah. Both teams are windless thus far. Yeah. Brazil's been wild to watch. Yeah. Uh, shocked that they even have a team. The Dominican Republic leads Israel six to one as they head to the sixth and Columbia and Panama are scoreless in the fifth. Korea already beat Australia seven to two. And tonight, yeah, US versus Mexico. Oh, that's a good one. Both are two and all. The two best teams in pool B, eight o'clock on Fox. Of course, Jaren Doran, uh, Randy Rosarena, Alejandro Kirk are all on team Mexico. So uh, they're playing well. Doran's playing really well. Yeah. So I'm in on that. That should be, it should be a good time. Grabbed. Grabbed. Grabbed. Grabbed.

6:14Was it from a room of 16? How about this? Uh, you know, I, like, I keep up with the wags. I know you do. That's something I, I, I have a vast knowledge of. So this one came out of nowhere spotted at either a blackjack table or a poker table was Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Joe burrow and legend Jessica Alba. Nice. Well, my guy, Danny Ramirez. Yeah, for her. I thought was with Jessica Alba. Danny Ramirez, the guy who now plays, he's like the new Falcon in like in Marvel. He's been in a bunch of stuff. He's a good actor. I thought he was with Jessica Alba. Now Joe burrow is seen canoeing with Jessica Alba. I don't really. I'm just gonna do some show research here real quick. Yeah, go ahead. Jessica Alba. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Look that up. Let's look that up. 44. Who cares? I was saying, looks like I'm just saying a good look. That's a good looking 40. That's a young 44. Yeah. He's 29, I think. Yep. Nice. Nice all the way. Nice all the way around. I don't know what happened to

7:17Danny Ramirez though. Maybe he was about taking the picture. I'm looking at it. I don't see him anywhere. So yeah, he's not on this screen. All right. Well, God bless. Whatever this NB, uh, New York Post says that Danny Ramirez and Jessica Alba still dating. Oh, this Danny Ramirez know that. Jessica Alba. Joe burrow posted a picture on an Instagram with her after this picture. Joe burrow. Don't care. Let me tell you Joe burrow. Don't care. Joe burrow. Don't care. Don't burrow. Let's steal your girl. Nice. Nice hair. Don't care. The way that I know how to rap. I be stood in these bars and I don't even try. Is it when I grab a party in the back or does it have to be a certain one? There's a deep in the scrub in the back

8:18from us. There's a deep in the scrub in an action. Like if you were just talking to Randolph. So I'm going to put on my face. So I can look at the end. You already know that I'm killing this track. From one quarterback to another. Joe is not sure if you've fallen the Dak Prescott situation. Dak Prescott. I heard about this on my drive in today. I was unaware. Yeah. So this past weekend he was having a co bachelor and bachelor ret party. Not a not a great idea. A jack, a jack and Jill bachelor party. Just a joint bachelor and bachelor ret party in the Bahamas. Hit his fiance Sarah Jane Ramos. The couple does have a pair of kids together but they were engaged. Good. The wedding scheduled for April is no longer happening. The couple after this weekend

9:26sent out an email and TMZ attained the email to the people that were going to attend. They said the following as many of you know our wedding is currently scheduled to take place in Lake Como, Italy on Friday, April 10th, 2026. Okay. So you everybody's already bought their flights like they're flying to Italy. Yep. I it is with that. It is with heavy hearts that we privately inform our attendees that we have made the very difficult decision to cancel our wedding. We deeply apologize for any inconvenience. This may cause you and we welcome your prayers. Oh good. Sarah Jane Ramos and Dr. Fred Scott. So you guys paid for a trip to Italy. Hotels in Italy. They have a publicist right there. Email. What is this? And then they had a joint a joint email. A joint email. It's like sorry that we cost you thousands of dollars in travel, but we'll take your prayers. Go ahead and throw some prayers. Pairs you want to toss in the text chain. Go for that. Toss of prayers. We will not reimburse you even though DAC is worth like $200 million. Yeah. Yeah. That was this marriage is doing right from

10:30the second they said Jack and Jill bachelor bachelor Ed party. There was conflicting reports to that a prenup is what caused this to not go off like he was like you got a sign of prenup. Yeah. TMZ says that's not the reason. Oh no. Why they broke up. Okay. I heard Wiggie say he wouldn't sign one this morning. Wiggie's like if someone presented me if I was presented with the prenup, I wouldn't sign it. Yeah. I guess overall it is. I was like marrying Oprah like the Sheppell sketch. I wouldn't sign it either. It does sort of sounded salty. Right. Yeah. You're like when this dissolves. Yeah. Cat wasn't throw but I was. She was like she was she didn't like it. We didn't talk for a little bit but ultimately she said what the hell. Yeah. She's like hard for it. So anyway. How am I going to do any better than this guy? If you could throw DAC press got some some prayers. Yeah. I believe this is it. Pairs. Pairs. Pairs. If you want.

11:30Okay. So Jones last week Sean Merriman. Yeah. It's out. Sean Merriman came on the show and we're talking about Logan Paul calling out all these NFL players and he's like I'll put a million dollars on the line to fight you and I'll beat anybody in a boxing match. Right. And a bunch of NFL players all got fired up. No. I will fight you. So then we was going back and forth back and forth. Then it seemed like maybe he was going to accept a levy on bell fight because levy on bell was very outspoken but Logan Paul's like well you're not a current player and he's like you're actually a fighter and levy on bell's like well like what are we talking about here? So he wanted to fight him. I thought you said NFL player. It didn't matter if I trained this way or not. But got the people talking got the people all fired up, right? Well turns out Logan Paul then got a quote unquote got a call from the WWE that said he's not allowed to do this. Oh no. So now he can't. They didn't check on the fine print until after they dropped it. Oh shoot. All right. So now that fight can't happen. All right. Now shout out shout out Shawn Merriman for coming on. I thought he's good. I like it. Yeah. I'm just talking to a Shawn Merriman.

12:44All right. Dork podcast this week. Davey eyeballs is out of town. Davey eyeballs is in Greece this week. Oh, he's a classic. I love it. He's a classics guy. He's a likes crease. He's having a good trip. Go ahead. We're talking comic books tonight. Top 10 vertigo comic books of all time. These are ones like preacher and the Sandman and 100 bullets. So I got a couple of comic book guys from TLDR Dr. Joe and Nick Fryer to come on board doing that tonight. 845 on YouTube and then tomorrow night the Rich Keef Oscars preview. I've officially watched all the Oscars movies. All of them. I didn't watch all these movies to not talk about them. So I'm going to do a preview. What would be the point? Right there. What's the point? It's great knowledge. I haven't not shared with the world. So tomorrow night Oscars preview tonight. We're going to be doing some comic books though. Okay. That's a hashtag Dork podcast. That's a couple of them for you. Don't forget Jones and Keef Awards on Friday as well. And this Friday, Jones and Keef Awards. So do not do not forget that. No, no, no. We're going to be the Oscars to

13:44the Oscars is what we're going to do. Yeah. Putting the X rated into X. These guys are stupid. Has Bob Ryan tweeted? We're gonna make Jones. Yeah, the weekend shirt. Yes, he must have. Yeah, he has. He has tweeted a few times. Tatum came back. Yeah. Free agency's underway. He must have tweeted. What do you tweet about? Meela Joy tweeted out. I'm curious. Do you hold the door open for the person behind you, irregardless of their age, sex, color, bank balance, or religion? Okay. What's your answer to that, by the way? My answer? Yeah. Yeah. I'm a doorholder. Yeah. Me too. I'm a doorholder. Yeah. Bob said every time. Every time. Yeah. Every time. How close to someone had to be a bank balance? Yeah. Well, so no, I'm still mad. I'm not a hypocrite. When I was at the New Hampshire Motor Speedway back in the day. He is sick. Greg, bro. I've told him to start before. Me and Mutt were doing our show from the sounds kind of familiar.

14:45Inside the track. What do they call that? The pit row. Yeah, pit row. Yeah. No, just like a few feet in front of me was little tiny Jeff Gordon. And I was trying to walk into the media center. I have a door. Yeah, he didn't hold the door open for me. He's like buzz off, pal. And maybe he couldn't. Maybe the door was too strong. I would have knocked him down. But he didn't hold it over. No, I definitely hold the door. Okay. Bob also said somebody tweeted out the first athlete that comes to mind when you see this number. What's the number? 17. Josh Allen. Good morning. Thank you. He said John Havelcheck. He said. He's close. Yeah, he's close. He's close. Don't even come at me with your Josh Allen there, guys. He had a few other ones. Somebody was talking about the Ken Burns documentary. The baseball. I came out 30 years ago. They were talking about that. I gave the revolutionary war like an episode and a half. And I fell asleep and I was like, I'm not watching. Why am I watching this? Want another brag? Yeah. I went to high school with Ken Burns' daughter. Sick brag, bro.

15:45What a week. What a week. Also, he, I don't know, the James Harden 3-quarter length, alley-oop pass. Did you see that one? I guess the Celtics. Oh, nice. So Bill Simmons tweeted it out and was like, this was unbelievable. And then Bob Ryan said, yep. Could be POY. Yeah. No, pass of the year. Got it. That's what he had. What about for POD? I think they're out in the Jones and Keyprank. Yeah, which is unfortunate. It is. Tough matchup. We took this trip to Rottenbrook. It's a lot of graphics inside the van. Oh, yeah. All right, Jones. Let's find out who the best NBA performer was. Was it Russell Westbrook? In the way back machine, Triple Double 23-11 and 12, was it Scoot Henderson, 28.6 assists, Donovan Mitchell, 30.7 rebounds, 5 assists, Paulo Bencaro, 33 and 5,

16:49or Victor Wimbayama, 29 and 8. I feel like we can go on Webby a lot. How about Scoot? Go Scoot. It's time for Jones and Keyprank. Random. Random Phillips. Eduardo Nguñez. Curtis Bluscanic. Baseball player of the day. Yeah, by the way, yeah, everybody, all these heroes on the text line that are like, Keith, you're regardless. It's not a word. I was reading the tweet. That's what the tweet said. Yeah. I don't know why you're all hung up. Your vocabulary. Yeah, save your text. You don't need to text it on that. Aren't you driving? You're returning that text to sender. Hey, Keith, I read that. That's not a word. That's not the point. I was reading a tweet. Read the tweet from Mela Joy, who Bob responded to. Definitely not an AI female. Not at all. That's real person. Yeah, yeah, for sure. All right, this random ball player had a lengthy career, played multiple spots, second, short, third, played 18 seasons.

17:50Not a hint. Broken to the majors, seven games, a couple coffee they call it, 1989. Hung up the spikes after the 2006 season, played for the following teams. Astros, Dodgers, Metz, Cubs, Giants, Yankees, Indians, Cardinals. Okay. Let's see what you're with the Yankees. Okay. The Yankees. Let's choose 2000. 2000 with the Yankees, including Chad. Oh, no, you said in field or sorry. He was on the 2000 World Series team. Okay. Yankees. Okay. World Series winning team. He also was on the 05 Astros team that lost the World Series. Okay. So he's got some playoff shop. All right. Played a long time old star. No, no, no, no. MVP votes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Luis Ojo. No, good one. 26 Charlie Hayes. 26.1 million dollars. He was involved in a year's. Yeah, that's not great.

18:51He was, it sounded like a healthy total, but then your figure of the year is not great. He was also involved in a Jeff Kent, Matt Williams trade. He was involved in a Carlos Bayerga trade. Oh, yeah, he's in a lot of different trades. So yeah, value. He, oh, did he ever? He was like a Dremont Jones type. Yeah, he played Evolotti. No, no, no, no, no, no, my good one. Not bad. 2000 Yankees. It's, it's some ring chaser. Yeah, that's what he was doing. Who is it? He played a lot of games at short, then second, then third. No, no clue. I'm looking. Does, uh, well, Twitch chat does not have it. No, we don't have it. No one has it. Nobody has this one. Wait, so it's all tweets about your regardless. You're right. Your regardless. All text about your regardless. Oh, text, uh, Twitch now has it. Jose Viscayano. He got it. Jose Viscayano. I've ever called Jose Viscayano. I mean, would you not watch baseball for 18 years? I guess not. Let me see him. That was a big part of the game. Jose Viscayano. Little guy little frail. 6-1-1-50.

19:51That's frail. What's he known for? Lies frail. Frail. The frail guy. Frail guy. Okay, Jose Viscayano. Got it. Random ball player each and every day at this time. Here on Jones and keep, by the way, Tyler Lindermalm, has some of the Raiders. That what you told me neck in my ear? Raiders? Lindermal. Good sign by Brady. Good get for Brady. Uh, so there you go. There you go for 81 60 guaranteed. Ooh, big payday for a center there. Uh, so there you go. That's, uh, all the latest in free agency. Uh, we will check in with WWE EIF. Who's your got her? Yeah, got fits here, got ball. Uh, on the beginning of legal tampering in the NFL. That's next.