Junks Recap Their Happy Hour At ParCiti

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2:13Business focus community bank proudly serving the DMV since 2004. Visit mstbank.com to learn how to put their team in your office. Mainstrick bank member FDIC equal housing opportunity lender. We thank you for tuning in this Wednesday morning March 11th, 2025, 2026, 2026. That's up JP. Now sometimes you just read what it says right there. I'll check the date, but it is 2026. I'm John Paul Flame, John Barrick Pickle. Morning. Morning. Johnny Cakes all of you. Hello. And Jason Bishop. What's up? That is the foursome. We got Spencer Carberry joining us on the show at seven. We'll talk some Washington capitals. And Scott Abraham is going to join us at nine from ABC seven. Talk about free agency. The commanders did sign a linebacker yesterday. We'll get into that later in the program. But we got to thank our listeners. Great turnout yesterday at par city in Arlington. Good time. It had been a while since the four of us together. I mean, out and about. And yeah, it was good.

3:17Good to see old friends, some old listeners, some new listeners. I mean, I met a guy introducing to all of them. He came and brought the book. And he's like, yeah, I'm a new listener. And you never know when they say new listener how new they are. He's like three years. That's great. We'll take that out of 30 years. That's pretty new. Love it. It's awesome. We met the woman that's listened to us for 25 years. Yes. We played basketball at North Carolina University, North Carolina. When Jordan was there. Right. Was that you had never guessed that Karen? I can't remember her. Maybe so I think so. I think that's correct. Not 100%. No, no, no, not the one that was standing up against the wall. Okay. The entrance. That was Karen. She played North Carolina. It would be back in the four years. No, it wasn't Karen. Yeah, it wasn't her. The other was very nice. Yeah. She was great. Yeah. She was great. I mean, there's just a couple of people there that listen, I know we have a people are surprised. They always say, but you have like, people think we have literally no women listeners. And we do. They just, they don't call in a lot, but they do. They listen.

4:19She told me you said variety. She told me because she's like, yeah, I was talking to you earlier. And I know one of the few listeners, ZB said we only have 10%. I said, I remember seeing numbers. It used to be like 21%. Oh, I didn't say 10%. I said more than 10%. Okay. Somebody told her 10%. I think that was her. That was her own estimate. Maybe. Maybe at par city. But it's more than you think. Yeah. And then we met the woman, JP and I talked to the woman who invited us to her wedding. Oh, you had a few years ago. I met her too. Yeah. Yeah. It's very nice. I don't necessarily remember getting the wedding invite. I was honest. It was on air inviting. I vaguely remember. I think I remember she called it. I know we didn't get anything in the mail. I can fit. No, I vaguely remember it. And then she ended up, I ended up aloping. And it was the best thing they ever did. Oh, yeah. Because they saved them million dollars. By the way, props to longtime juxta listener Chris from Lorton who killed it in the prize category. I mean, he needed like you all truck to take all the prize. I think I think Eric wanted to make

5:20out with them by the end of the night. Well, he just did great. I really liked how he maximized his swing. He's a good dude. He's a really nice guy. We had a friend that Eric and I played, I mean, went to our high school, but Eric and I played soccer with him for probably 20 years after college who came out. And I'm talking him for a while and I said, have you seen Eric? And he's like, no. And then he went to look for you at first. And he's like, he had any chance to talk to me, really seem to take his golf seriously. And eventually you guys linked up, but I guess at first, yeah, he went back to the sim where you were at and he couldn't get your attention. That was his comment. I was like, well, yeah, it's like 150 balls a day. What about the two guys that drove up from Williamsburg? Yeah, got to give them props. Yeah, that was pretty impressive. Really guys. Yeah, they were heading over to MGM. They made a whole day of it. That's great. That's so, so nice of them. And you're going to have to give our loyal listener, Ram, some Ram tension. He showed up with his beautiful daughter. He's so sweaty.

6:24That God is daughter. There's nothing like him. That's why I can't stress that enough because he is an ogre. He's gross. And his daughter is beautiful. And then he had two girls from, you know, he just moved into his new home. He was Alice. The two girls from prom year homes. Ram mansion. Yeah, he lives in front of me. Why did he bring them, by the way? They just were in his house. You know what? He gave them a lot of money, I guess. They showed up. I mean, when you live in a house bigger than like an NBA baller, they'll tag along here. He says that lovable loser. Somehow, he weaves his way into the lives of certain people. He says he's going to have a housewarming party. I told him I'm not going. He is going to have a housewarming party. And then I saw those same two girls. We had a listener named Alex, who owned a restaurant there called Saboris, Toppas bar. And you know what? I was probably going to do fast food on my way home because there

7:25was a fast food joint directly across the street. I pulled the next level move. I went to the Poopatela. I could have done that. I used my VIP card. How far was that? It was like literally 0.7 miles away from where I parked like an idiot and paid $21 to park. I can't believe he did that. I just forgot that he mentioned that there was parking to the side because there was a million spots. I know, but there's a sign there that says if you don't work for whatever Arlington public service. I don't even see that. I didn't see that sign. I think I said ignore the signs. You might have might have ignored you saying that. Are you talking about par city? Yeah. Next door. Yeah. Par city right next door. I actually pulled into the parking lot. And I got nervous because there was a tow truck. Yeah. I saw that tow truck. I was like, you know what? I'm not going to park here. And then luckily two listeners, they actually, because par city was blocked off. There was an audacity promotional vehicle there. And there were some recycling bins basically blocking the entrance. And they said,

8:26hey, we'll hook you up. And they just moved it like I was, I mean, I got some VIP, whatever and pulled right in. So I parked right there in park, uh, par city's parking lot. Absolutely. Shout out to, uh, it's Abraham, right? Abraham who runs par city had a good time. The people from surfside were there. Yeah. So a lot of surfside consumed. I didn't hit one golf ball. Matt Myers did a good job with the, uh, the gifts, the, you know, I reckon it gets the prizes. Yeah. You did a good job. I was like, I'm just distributing an ounce. Well, I thought about just like giving it to you or JP, but then like, I would have to write it down and then say, this goes to this. I just added all of my head and I just did it. You did a good job. JP's announcement. You just say, nobody could hear JP. He wasn't getting above the din of the crowd. And then you just came in and you cucked him right out of the way with your booing voice. So props to you. Valdez was well done. Yeah. So it's a good time. Really nice to see everybody. Did you hit any balls? I went, I told Mike Marl that over for swings

9:28from he was four and a half yesterday. I think I went slightly over. I might have, I might have swung the ball. You swung the, the club's five times. Just hit a few wedges and like, uh, that's going on. I'm archmaning the Ori athlete in college quarterback, whether I'm running, training, traveling, or just unwinding at home. I love doing it in my core shorts from Viori. With a breathable box of brief liner, a quick to dry, super versatile, and stand up to even my most intense training sessions. Plus they come in three inseams and a ton of colors ready to try pair. Go to Viori.com slash arch and get 20% off at checkout. I think you're going to love them as much as I do. That's V-U-R-I dot com slash ARCH and get 20% off your first order exclusions apply. Visit the website for full terms and conditions. Not only will you receive 20% off your first purchase, but enjoy free shipping on any US orders over $75 and free returns. Have a great day. This episode is brought to you by Progressive. Most of you aren't just listening right now. You're driving, cleaning, and even exercising. But what if you could be saving money by switching

10:32to Progressive? Drivers who save by switching save nearly $750 on average and auto customers qualify for an average of seven discounts. Multitask right now. Quote today at Progressive.com. Progressive casualty insurance company and affiliates national average 12-month savings of $744 by new customers surveyed who saved with Progressive between June 2022 and May 2023. Potential savings will vary. Discounts not available in all states and situations. Get more out of every mile when you share the ride to work. With car pulling, you'll have time to relax, save money, and pick up new friends. Commuter connections can help you find carpool partners who live and work near you. Even if you're commuting just a few days a week, it's a free service. Carpooling. Every dollar saved. Every friend made. Register for free carpool partner ride matching at commuterconnections.org or call 800-745-RIDE. That's commuterconnections.org. A nine iron and that was about it. I didn't let the big dog off the leash, Mike. I didn't

11:34it driver. That was my quarter swing. It was great. We had some guys hitting some big balls out here too. A long drive was great. We had some people the closest to the pan. I think the closest to pin that one was like four feet. Yeah, I think it was four feet eight inches. Yeah, I mean people did great. We signed a bunch of books. I should have brought books about four or five people asked me. Did you bring a box of books? You always have them in your car. You should just have in your truck. Have books. We'll travel. You can't do that. I mean I can, but I've kind of to be honest, I've moved on from it a month ago, but you gotta get rid of the book. Leave it in your car. Now instead, I just exchanged cell phone numbers and I'll send them books in the mail. Hey, worst case a few years down the line. You can have a massive book burning bonfire. Just invite people. You need to get rid of the books eventually. That's one way to do it. Could do that. Put it on the potential to do less, but we signed some books from still barking, which is now five years ago. There's 25th anniversary. We're celebrating 30 years. So that was our first stop.

12:35We got some big things planned for the rest of the year, which we slightly announced, but haven't given the firm details. So we'll be doing that in the coming weeks as we celebrate that 30th anniversary. All right, we got Spencer Carberry from the cap's joining us at seven. It's got Abraham at nine. We will talk NFL free agency, but last night was a big night on the hardwood as the wizards. Yeah, it was. Let somebody else set a huge record. So we'll get into that next here on the junkies. It's going on. I'm Archmaning, Viori athlete in college quarterback, whether I'm running, training, traveling, or just unlining at home, I love doing it in my core shorts from Viori. With a breathable box or brief liner, they're quick to dry, super versatile, and stand up to even my most intense training sessions. Plus, they come in three inseims and a ton of colors ready to try pair. Go to Viori.com slash arch and get 20% off at checkout. I think you're going to love them as much as I do. That's V-U-R-I dot com slash ARCH and get 20% off your first order

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