Jordan Jensen: A Joke About Her Sexuality

0:00That's also probably why I'm insecure is because everybody thinks I'm a lesbian. It's very annoying. I'm not going to fucking date a woman because I have three lesbian moms and a dead dad. I'm not trying to replace mommy, I'm trying to replace Danny. And when I'm with a woman, I'm the daddy and I don't want to be daddy. As soon as any time I have sex with a woman, they're locked in forever, right? They're like, we're one. We're a snake eating its own tail. My hand is in there. I can't back it out, dude. I'm like, whoa, what is that? They're like, that's my heart. You can keep it. No. I don't want that. I went, I went and got wax to try and be more feminine. I was like, I'll get wax. I don't make me less daiki because everything I fucking do, everybody goes, you're a big daik. I wore a watch the other day, nine strangers. Daik. I was like, I have to know the time. I have to know what time it is.

1:00What am I supposed to have? I have a little tattoo of a penis and I go, oh, it's kind of clop. Oh, good. I know what time it is now. It's kind of clop. Watch Jordan Jensen take me with you, only on Netflix.