Jenna Woudberg & Michelle Collins

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1:00Welcome to the Bravo Clubhouse. For the podcast edition of Watch What Happens Live. With me, Andy Cohen. Her takes are always a slam dunk. And she's competing for Eddie with the stew in the next bunk. It's Watch What Happens Live with Michelle Collins and Jenna from Below Deck Down Under Now. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Watch What Happens Live. I'm your host, Andy Cohen, in the Bravo Clubhouse on Below Deck Down Under Night. Every Monday, my first guest drops a new episode of Britbox's official podcast on the box. But when it comes to the Below Deck Down under drama, she's always on the case. Please welcome our good friend, Michelle Collins. And give it up for seconds, too, from Below Deck Down Under. Jenna Woodburn. And now, great to see both of you.

2:01I want to get right into Below Deck. First of all, I mean, this may not be the most hot button issue, but were Ben's eggs that runny? I mean, they were pretty runny. I mean, I had to drip it down the sink. So you did. I did. And were they eggs on off-fronts, say, which we're very familiar with on the Roanie legacy? Or... I mean, I personally wouldn't enjoy a plate of eggs with what I heard. Oh, they were very... The only thing runnier than those were my eggs. And I... I saw any people now. There's two left. So get in there. Anyway. Wow. But that's fun. Well, the night is young. It is. We're going to fertilize those eggs. Oh, my God. Maybe tonight. I really hope so. Yeah, let's make a baby. Oh, my God. I would love that. Would that be called, like, a lavender baby? Oh, my God. A little... A little Jewish baby. I love to say it would be beautiful. Yes, beautiful. That's my end-all. I know, which I love. Anyway, we'll get into it. We'll get into it.

3:01Now, what was your reaction for Alicia Blaming Mike for the cleaning cloth? And then we saw tonight the footage proved that it was she who left it in there. I mean, with Mike and Alicia, both of them don't take any accountability for what they do. Right. And we will see that throughout the show, I believe. What was your reaction to Ellie's absolutely losing her mind with Chef Ben? I mean, it's not new for Ellie to lose her mind. True. True, okay. Can I say it? Okay, good. Can I say it? Yes. I was never a huge fan of Ellie's until tonight. Right. I am her number one fan. Really? I felt it in my blood when I turned on Ben. I was like, yes, that's finally somebody speaking up for women everywhere. It was like Dolly Parton in nine to five. Yes, exactly. No, it was amazing, I love her. Yes. Yeah. By the way, before we move on, I have to ask, you tweeted, you were tweeting about the Oscars.

4:03You said Kate Hudson looked like Karen Huger. Yes. Break that down for me a little bit. What else do you want me to say? I mean, I thought, okay, like, you know, free Kate. I don't know. She looked, I just saw a picture of her. And from, you know, we're not getting any younger. And she looked like Karen Huger. She looks gorgeous by the way. All right. I love that, Karen Huger. How's she doing? She's good. Okay. She's good. Uh, over at the bar, we have an author named Cynthia. And I was shocked to learn that her new novel, Lake Effect doesn't even mention Lake Bailey. The book is out now. Say, say I too, Cynthia DePree's sweetie. Cynthia, did you get my Lake Bailey joke? I did. Oh, good. I like you even more. I'm prepared. Yes. Okay. I like, I am excited to read this book. Tonight, Ellie, a maniacally crushed pistachios during her nutty galley fight with Ben. But I know Michelle will come right out of her shell if I ask her to crush around a Bravo hot takes. Yes. Here we go, Michelle. Okay. Okay. Starting with the low deck, do you see subtle sparks flying between Joao and Daisy?

5:04Could something be a foot? I hope there is. And I'm going to say this that I met them at Bravo Con. Okay. And Joao, again, not such a huge fan. I'm his number one fan. They are both gorgeous. He's farming. He's funny. I know. Who knew? I know. Yeah, no. And I love Daisy, obviously. So yes, I am all for it. What do you think? I mean, I love Daisy. And I have a good relationship throughout. So together, though, I don't know. I like it. Joao can do a lap dance like nobody's business. He, by the way, his girlfriend was there and he almost gave me one. There you go. I'm not just saying that. I was like, oh no. Now that Ben's had issues with both Alicia and Ellie, do you think he's the problem? Or is he getting unlucky? He is the problem. Okay. I will say it. Where's my camera? I do think he's the problem. He's, you know, listen. You can be English and funny, but you can't be obnoxious. And there's something a little bit off with Ben. And I can't. He's a great chef. Yeah. I think he just beautiful work. But, um, no, I'm defending the women. Sorry. What's your opinion on the gas stubbing mic? The charmer of the crew. Despite him, not always getting his tasks done.

6:05Uh, Mike isn't for me. I just said, too carved. Do you know when somebody said English thing where they're taking the beard line, like very, uh, backstreet boys, it's not for me. Now, you are our resident, uh, British expert. You are an ex-fat. How are you digesting the new, uh, ladies of London? Andy. From my heart. Thank you for their show. I have nothing to do with it. Hey, Fred. Okay. It is one of the best shows I think since Salt Lake, I have not been so excited. I love these women. I want to know them. Okay. I want to be like the poor friend, the Bethany, let's say, back in the day. No, back in the day. You're going to be like, I want to take care of the bird. I'm in. Yes. Yeah. Um, by the way, uh, wait until you see the real Housewives of Rhode Island. Oh, I'm going to the party. Oh, good. Oh, and I can't wait. Oh, you're going to. It's, it's beyond. I have nothing left. Yes, he shows. Was Kimmy Chu, uh, crass complaining about the heavy conversation at the vineyard or do you get what she was saying? I kind of get it to be honest with you. Yeah, it was a bit heavy. Um, I have sympathy for what happened. It's a horrible story, but, you know,

7:05let's have a laugh, right? Um, uh, okay, Beverly Hills. Uh, Dorit versus the Gals. Whose side do you want? Okay, and people aren't going to like this. I have to be on my Dorit side. Okay. I love Dorit. You know, I knew that was going to happen. But, the way I'm ready for it, I'm ready. I love Dorit. As some, I'm fairly late myself. I'll say not as late as she is, but she's funny. I think people who have humor. Okay, and some of these girls name some more names. Don't. And it's a problem for me. Uh, how are you feeling about, uh, Rachel? Oh, Rachel's fine. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know, I, I know. I like her, I like her kids. How do you feel about Amanda? Okay, Amanda's talking, Amanda needs to learn how to laugh. Sometimes you see someone, you go, what do they sound like laughing? Like the Olsen twins? I have never heard of it. What do they sound like laughing? And you don't know. We've never heard it. So I want to hear that sound, you know? I was on a, I was on a, I was on a, a very long yacht trip with Ashley Olsen. Tell me everything. I heard her laugh a lot. Really? Yes. Must be nice. Thank you very much. All right.

8:06Tonight, Eddie told Jenna his free wedding would include, quote, a lot of Abba. And since the drama with Alicia, Jenna saying SOS, I need her to give me, give me, give me her side of that whole mess with Eddie's steady go, Jenna's version. Okay, what initially attracted you to Eddie when you got on the ship? He's a very kind person. Do you think Alicia would have handed over her phone if Mike hadn't fully blown up her spot? Not. Are you surprised at all that Alicia is no longer seeing the boyfriend she was dating while on Charter? Absolutely not. What was going through your mind when you were witness to Alicia's phone call with her boyfriend trying to defuse the, the Eddie's situation? Oh, I was, I have no ways to describe what I was hearing. Really? Now seeing how Ben acted in the galley of this Charter season, does that dissuade you from feeling any feelings for the man? No, I don't have any feelings for him. Uh, when Eddie tried to deny wrongdoing, were you proud of yourself for challenging him

9:06and revealing you had seen the evidence firsthand? 100% and she stood by what exactly what I said. Is Alicia a girl's girl who made a misstep or do you sense she's perpetually violating girl code? No, I don't think Alicia's girl, a girl's girl, whatever. Okay, were you at all surprised that Eddie tried to flirt with you on the most recent crew night out after the two of you had just discussed that you wanted to be friends? No, I'm hot, so I would understand. I love it. Thank you very much, Jess. She's hot, so she understands it. Now it took Mike 20 minutes to get an ice bucket for the primary tonight. And I hope my guests will move with more urgency when I ask them to put some yaddies in the three shady buckets. It's time to play Shagroulin. Ladies, our slot machine will spit out random three sums of single-probe celebrity as you will take turn. Choosing Huda Shag, Huda Mary, and Huda Kill. Michelle, Huda Mary. Huda Shag, Huda Mary, and Huda Kill. Michelle Collins, you are up first. I'm ready. Spin it, guys.

10:07I'm nervous. Captain Kerry, Captain Jason, Captain Glenn. Okay, um, Sha, Captain Kerry, Mary, Captain Glenn, and I'm just going to have to kill Captain Jason. Yes, my girls. Guess what, girls? Again, I don't go for the common one. He, everyone wants a piece of Jason. He's a fine, he's an okay guy. I need a little more leadership in the bedroom. And I feel like even... You think he's passive in the bedroom? No, I think on the ship he is. Okay. I need more leadership in Jason. Jenna, this is for you. Chef Anthony, Chef Josh. Oh. Okay. Chef Josh is a clown. Ugh. Okay, so we kill Chef Josh. Okay. That's good. Yeah, no jokes in the bedroom. And then, Chef Anthony, I'd... I think I'd f**k. And then, Chef Ben. You're very chef, Ben. Wow, okay. And spin it around for Michelle Collins. No censorship in South Africa.

11:08Eddie, Mike, Joao. Okay, this is a good one. Okay. Merlin, Mike. Okay. I think I got some confused before. Mike's got to go. Okay. I would, I think I'd marry Eddie. He's got sad eyes, and I like that. And then, I would have to shock him. Okay, very good. Okay, Jenna, this one's for you. Nathan, Max. Joe Bradley. Oh, Joe looks hot. Okay. Let's marry the hot one. Okay. Yeah. Nathan. Okay. And then, Max. Yeah. Okay. Let's do one more for Michelle. Yeah. Sustainable shame. Tom Kelly. Barely remembered these guys. Okay. So let's just go random. I literally, they look the same. Like from sound of music. Rolls and his two siblings. I'll do, let's marry Kelly. He looks like he earns a living. Tom got to go. I'm getting mega vibes and sustainable shame. I'll shock her.

12:08Thank you very much. We shall go. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Wow, that's an interesting question. Okay, how controversial can I get? Go for it. Now listen, I think she was tired and Bravacan is draining as can be, but I met Meredith and it was like meaning a spirit in the wind. Like I don't even think she said hi. She was like a little bit out of it, but she's kind of like that on the show.

13:10Who, I mean really though, who else? Everybody was honestly really nice. I saw Vicki getting wheeled. That was fun. A lot of women in wheelchairs. Sheree was in a wheelchair, remember that? Backstage it was chaotic and looked like the ER. I was like, are these women okay? Does that answer your question? That's very good. You painted a pastiche. It was in our virtual fans Amanda and Cara from New York are on the line with a question for Jenna. Hi ladies. Hi Andy. Hi girls. If you had to work with one of them again, would you rather work with Mike or Alicia? Oh, good question. Do I have to answer that question? Yes. Alicia. Yeah. Thanks fans. Appreciate it. By the way, Liam A said, why did you say in the after show that you knew from the minute Ellie walked in that you two would not be friends? So can you say that again? Why, why did you say on the after show you knew from the minute Ellie walked in

14:10that you two would not be friends? Oh, I just, she has this aura about her that she just walked on, thought she owned the boat. Yeah, I just didn't like it and you just get a feeling. And I'm not naive to think that, yeah. She's tough, Ellie. Lucy J said, Michelle, since you live in London, have you ever been to Longleet? No, what is that? Is that where that happens? It's Emma, it's Lady Emma's. No, I'm poor. Where's the camera? No, you can, you can tour it. Oh, that's right. You can tour it. You can pay for it too. No, but next time I'll be there in a couple months, I will definitely go. Jenna, Hestia L texted, what's your response to Mike saying that when you're not in the mood for jokes, it makes him want to wind you up even more. That makes me wind him up even more. Yeah, right. He's doing that. Yes, yes, it's annoying. He couldn't do his job and he was joking around. So made me frustrated, of course. Right. Yeah, it wasn't not a joke, anyways.

15:11Michelle, Brian, Brian Moil and our friend wants to know, what is your shopping strategy when you hit a TJ back? Well, hi to Brian, he's in London. You listen, I start from the back and work my way to the front. You got to go first, make up section. I make them unlock all the cases. I want to see the designer goods and then I go absolutely not. And then I walk in, I go to clearance, then I buy all my chargers in line. But I mean, I could talk about this for two hours. It's an unsponsored segment. What do you mean you buy all your chargers? That sounded, I admit, it's a weird thing to say. All the phone stuff, they have all the cases, next to the candles and the luggage tags, and all the things. You need a lot of that phone stuff. I love a charger. And I'll see that line is like when you go up Everest and you see all the dead bodies, it's all the things that people didn't want. Like you see all the rejected baby clothes, sneakers, you're like, oh my god, it was so close to being bought. I love a T.J. Maxx, I really do. Ellie stormed out of the galley after Ben made her want to cut a bitch, but we're about to find ourselves in the eye of a storm that might give us all serious paper cuts. Oh no, it's time for a preference sheet storm.

16:13Guys, a whirlwind of preference sheets has descended upon the clubhouse. I'm going to give you insane charter guest scenarios. You guys, if they really happen on below deck, or if we made them up, your goal is to get seven right in 60 seconds, or else we'll be caught in a full on sheet storm. Here we go. Okay, charter guest brought a black light to inspect the germs. True. Yes. Okay, below deck, season 12. The guest requested a ball's deep dinner, where all five courses need to come in ball form. That was me and it's true. No, it's fake, it's fake. Charter guest jaw was wired shut, so all her food had to be blended into smoothies. Oh, that sounds like Tammy Roman. True. It does, and it is true. Yeah. The guest requested a fake hunger game scenario where the primary hunted down the crew. I'm, I would do that. Yeah. Okay, it's fake, though. The guest requested a hotpot beach picnic, even though there are no outlets on the remote island. Oh, that's, what do you think?

17:13True? True. Okay, a primary brought his matchmaker in multiple dates on board to try and find a lover. I remember that one. It is true. Yes, it is. The guest requested that the captain challenge the primary in a wrestling match. Um, what? I'm fake. Sounds fun. It is fake. Okay. All right. Oh, we didn't get it. All right. Now, what was your reaction to the Jersey news last week that Theresa Melissa and Dolores are coming back? I think it's exciting. You know, three best hands in town. I'm ready. Let's go. Jenna, Reese, I wants to know how come you never really opened up to Daisy about the frustrations you felt with the stew team. And do you feel like she wasn't hard enough on Mike and Alicia about their mistakes? I didn't want to feel that Daisy had more on her plates. So I try to take the responsibility as a second stew. And not bitch about every little thing that these two were getting up to.

18:15Right. Understood. Got a good heart. Yes, she does. Um, Michelle Garrett H. Now that we've talked about TJ Maxx. Yeah, go on. He wants to know where do you currently stand with Zara in their fashions? Ooh. And is there one store that you absolutely will not shop at? I have a lot to say. The amount of pants that I have split open at Zara and then hung back on the rack. It was like, thank you. At least three. I'm not kidding. What was the question? No, I love a bit of Zara. Listen, I like feeling massive. So I like going there and yeah, you know, we're having my head stuck in a dress. It's a pleasure to go. I love it. Wow. Jenna Alyssa and wants to know why you think Captain Jason was so quick to move Alicia to the interior team, given she had no experience. I think it came from a good place in his heart that he wanted to keep his crew. And yeah, from what I've heard online, I don't think that's true. But I think it was just coming from a good place. I wanted to keep the crew.

19:16And yeah, she's a good person. So yeah. Chris P. wants to know Michelle, when you hosted the Queer I Live tour, did you notice any tension between Caramo and the rest of the groups since he refused to do press with them? I will say we had the best time on that tour. I love that cast. Genuinely, it was so much fun. I did not notice anything. But again, like, you know, I was in the van within like five minutes a day. And then backstage. But no, they all got along. They're very professional. And I don't really know what happened there. All right. Sorry. Yeah. OK. It's time for What's What Happens? Five. Tonight in the galley, Ellie barbecue and filet her boss, chef Ben. I'm going to reheat some old beef from my time as a boss. So I'm going to cut down the top five texts I've gotten recently from housewives. OK, number five. Receiving a text with the name bodit will always makes me want to go fetal. It's when I get texted paragraphs from Jersey wives of private investigators. And conspiracy theories. I don't want to see that.

20:17That's been a while since I got this. Number four text is basically a digital exit interview. It's, why did you fire me? I asked you that. I've gotten that before. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go there. Let's have fun, Andy. Oh, fun. Stop. Ellie would rather die than send our number three text to chef Ben. It's, I'm actually having fun this season. Got that recently from an OC house five. Really? Number two is an example of wife imitating art. Or is it art imitating wife? It's housewives sending me gifts of themselves. And you know what I do? I send a gift of myself back. Yes, it should. Housewives of every hair color love to quote Blondie for our number one text, which is, call me. Hopefully all of you ladies are texting me in apology. I want to thank Michelle, Jenna, and Cynthia for being here. Good morning. We're on the line after summer. I'm going to our office. It's going to be a good five pound tonight, everybody. Well, there's no secrets here.

21:18Broncos, the real housewives of Atlanta, is why. Girls, right? It's a dinner from hell. You're a boy. I love it. And the ladies are on the prowl. The people won't blind. That's my friend. Hopefully I can find me a cowboy with big arms and tattoos. I do feel like I'm ready to start dating. And it's none of nobody's business. We'll see. The premiere of the real housewives of Atlanta, April 5th on Bravo and Peacock. Bravo's opening the gates to a new state. The real housewives of Rhode Island. Are you ready for this? Pick up big things, big secrets, big cheating scandals. I think that's actually my excellent about. I mean, I think we had sex on land. They're a new kind of housewives. Now you're saying that you do have two boyfriends. What? I'm the chaos, right? The hot topic is who I'm dating. I'll leave it at that. The real housewives of Rhode Island, new series, April 2nd on Bravo and Peacock. The real housewives of Rhode Island, new series, April 2nd,

22:20on Bravo and Peacock. New episode to break box official podcast on the box. Drop Mondays, wherever you got your podcast. And you can also hook into the Michelle Collins show available wherever you get your podcast. New content dropping daily. On Patreon. Jenna, you can see her. I'll see Zaman on below. Jenna. And Cynthia DeParis, we need new book. Lake effect is available now. Ever, books are sold. If you like Bravo, I am feeling you're going to like this book. Let's go back to the fans. Sapphire, Sapphire, yeah? Sapphire. Sapphire. Hi. Is here in our studio audience with a question for Jenna. Hi. Hi, Jenna. Hi guys as well. Hi. My question is, do you feel like there's anything Daisy could have done differently as chiefs do this charty season? Wow, I don't think so. She seems like a great chiefs too. She is a great chiefs too. If we had better people underneath her,

23:23I think maybe the charty season would have been swimming. Even the maxi pad on the thing. Oh, the maxi pad. So that was just something. So, yeah, remember there is four of us in the interior? I took accountability, right? Because nobody else would. So, how does that happen? Yeah. Like, how does it even get stuck? And yeah, no, Sapphire gets it. Yeah. Why would anyone even think to look for that is the thing? It's just you never plan for it. Oh, who sticks a pantyliner up like a van go in the comment. I don't know. To be fair, it wasn't a van go. I mean, anything is art nowadays. Yeah. Thanks, see you. You know, she's right. It's banks, see really. I like that. OK. Our virtual fan, Gianna and Christine from Chicago have a question for Michelle.

24:24Hi, ladies. Hi. Hi, Andy. Hi, Michelle. Hi, Jenna. Hi. And I love Bravo so much. I got a tattoo. I just need to say that. Wow, what's the tattoo? Yeah. It's the Bravo logo behind my ear. Wow. Wow. Good, man. Did you clear that with Bravo logo? No, that's hilarious. You're probably going to take a bite. I'm totally kidding. He's so good. That's amazing. That's amazing. What's your question? Michelle. Michelle, an honor of Captain Jason officiating the vowel rule tonight. Which Bravo logo would you love to officiate your wedding? Oh, Baruch Hashem. Which Bravo logo? That's a great question, actually. Who do I really love? You know, maybe Countess Lann. Because I need a little bit of angel to get a little... Razzle Jazzle. A little jazz. Yes. No Fadoras allowed famously in my wedding. Just so that might be a problem for her. Yeah, that might be. To you famously. Are you listening to Liza Manelli's audiobook by any chance?

25:24No, is it? It's so insane. It's AI. That's all I'm going to say. It's crazy. They didn't program it, right? It's so bad. I don't understand that. I love Liza. The book is great. Did you listen to Barbara's? Oh. Are you still listening? No, I mean... It took me like a year. It's amazing. No, she was great. The Oscars. Forget about it. I can't. The wig. I know. You think that was a wig? No, but it should have been. Yeah. You know, it was just straggly. But we love her. She's a legend. Oh, my God. She's one of her people. We love her. I mean, I kind of thought she might have stopped at dry bar and one would hope maybe next in the morning. I am leaving. Thank you. Right there. Thank you, Michelle Collins. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks for listening to the podcast, everybody. Hope you enjoyed the show. Remember new episodes go live Monday through Friday at 4 p.m. Eastern Time.

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