Jar-X

Opportunity: appreciation is the ultimate adaptogen.

Do you suffer from moderate to severe dyschlamydia? Still stalled on your first set of braces? Tired of stuck-up "health doctors" always acting like they're the boss of you?

Well. Check your mailbox. Now, remove the contents and fill 'er up to your level of satisfaction. Okay, just a little more. Litttttle more, and…perfect.

Our representatives are standing by to review your case, accept your virtual confession, and answer any of the questions your wife might have about your invoice.*

yours in health,
—s.

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(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)

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