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Death Ratio — Is this the end for Fortnite? (Ep. 99). Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
What is happening everybody and welcome back to episode 99 of Good Crackins Death ratio and your hostess with the most as always get it be eaten and I am joined as always by one of my very best friends and co-host and pillow gamer DJ symphony what to do baby what's up how are you doing good doing good how are you how are you how are you I just got cartoons on the brain yeah like this is like for everyone who didn't know like we had a discussion like right
before the episodes started about chowder um because yeah that's a good cartoon chowder like that era of um cartoon that was like the end of an era honestly like yeah chowder was kind of like the last cartoon I shout out like a kind of big like festival chowder misadventures a flapjack regular show like all those like yeah yeah yeah all of those walks of an adventure time could run yeah that that shows like on like a level of its own adventure time yeah like in terms of scope I've not watched it I've not watched it I doesn't mean not this is not me talking shit out of any time I've I've not watched it but I've heard it's like it's like a surprisingly like very in depth show like actually from start to finish yeah no it's very different the lore goes it's super expansive yeah I already go kind of crazy
but yeah so I don't know but yeah just anyways cartoons on the brain uh but uh how are you this fun this fun Tuesday I'm tired bro I'm I'm like very sleepy tired I just want to get tomorrow done and then like my vacation can actually start and I'll be like oh wait how long here vacation from Thursday to Monday nice okay see mine starts on Friday and I've got from Friday to next Monday hmm spring break we'll get some we'll get some gaming when I get back then sure oh yes absolutely especially because I'll be available way more during the day I mean I I'll be at work during the days but yeah yeah but don't you get off work in like the afternoon yeah so I guess that would be like at daytime for me but yeah dude we definitely
got to get some more we got to get some more marathon in for sure uh we got to get some more toxic commando on the books dude I want to go to cryo archives so bad I want to try watching runs and I've been like watching like videos on like how to to kind of engage with like that piece of content and not just have it be a sub-fest but woof woof I want to play it and I'm going to sacrifice all my loot to do it I haven't played in a few days actually I got back on wow for a little bit dude I literally was like the other day I was like dude oh I was like what did I go back to wow I was like really on a marathon kick I had a couple of really rough solo runs and I was just like like I gotta we gotta get a pump to break on this for a second like I think I think I like open my stash and I was like sub 200 like items in my vault that I was like a lot of those are consumables I was just like not looking great I was like we
got 2.4 K credits in the in the wallet we're pretty fucking broke and I don't have the energy to do a rook run right now so I'm gonna go I'm gonna go load up a world of warcraft and I think I like fished for 2 hours damn you'd be like that dude I literally just put it I literally just pulled up an anime like on my TV and like I have fishing bound to my middle mouse button for a world warcraft literally throw on a restaurant to another world and just like watch them make food while I just clicked middle mouse button every time like the little squishy splash sound went off in my ear yeah that's real that's real I mean sometimes the lows of an extraction shooter can get you to do that yeah you're like no I got a reset and so I wouldn't did that and I haven't I haven't played in a few days since then mostly because you know I think everybody that I usually play with has just been kind of busy so like and I haven't felt like playing solo I don't mind solo but I definitely prefer a full squad I get you but we're not talking about marathon right now
we are going to be talking about we hope you like ports a less than epic announcement from industry announcement and much much more because this is good crackings death ratio where we are slashing through the podcast space to be your source for all of nerdy video game news reviews and discussions that you want to hear each and every week if you want to get out of the curve you can head on over to our patreon at patreon.com for such good points where you can submit questions and topics to the show get exclusive content and have really access to episodes before they call live a podcast and video services wherever you like to watch or listen you can also help us level up our game by joining the gk community in our discord channel by clicking the link in our description section below then subscribing to our podcast channel by searching death ratio and having leaving having having a review leaving a review there do you what to do man uh as always we have some news about us first right with some critical
just few brief things as always folks please check out goodcrackin.com where you can get merchandise which we have new merchandise coming allegedly dnd merchandise uh and you can also check out the latest episodes of all of our podcasts we're still stuck on episode 31 from song from the abyss i'm not uh i don't know why i don't know why yeah maybe maybe we you know sliding delays i think i think i'm not sure but i'm assuming or no i trust it or no i trust it or no it's coming there's so many episodes like there's so many episodes backlogged at this point guys like you guys have dnd for a long time yeah like for real you guys have to come in a minute yeah do you need to come in uh but for now you've got 31 episodes that you can be watching which is many hours of dnd from us uh you can also check out episode 209 of the shipwreck show amazon titled amazon shark take where uh we get together and
we found strange interesting cool or odd things we found on amazon shopping and pitched them to one another uh ingredient banana uh dude i god damn that was so funny really funny did you buy it did you buy the bag is everyone getting this bag i think everybody is it's literally uh i get paid tomorrow but it is sitting in my car like a real body man here that guy but he said he was like no no say less uh because i've been i too have been looking for a bag upgrade and i was like oh this looks spacious um i'm gonna get it uh so yeah yeah no dude i fit i fit i fit this thing in like a couple shirts in like shorts in that that oh yeah dude oh yeah dude that's plenty of room dude that's that's a that's a beast yeah like it doesn't zip all the way but i can still fit like you know i'm
saying i mean this is a big thing like i still a big it's thick too thick is foot so you know um yeah i i vouch for it that that's the only reason why i bought that i was like maybe i can fit that in there so i don't have to like love this around and it paid out and it paid out so yeah um check out all of the the things that we try to sell to zander uh on that episode um which is available by now do the fruit is that such a weird thing to buy dude no i thought it was so funny that mine was a bowl of blueberries as as the as the image and then her now comes in with the fucking banana a little bit literal but literal what conventional yeah conventional if you need to know why it's a conventional banana you're just gonna have to watch watch or listen it gets wild there from there honestly that's pretty mild uh uh and as always we have another
episode of 20,000 films coming up for y'all this week where this week they will be reviewing they will kill you i know nothing about that movie but i'm going to wade your horror based off the title could be an action film i suppose but i know nothing about it um and as always uh this is your friendly reminder this flash damage is back as pre-recorded let's play content on youtube check out our ongoing playthrough of green animal which is getting ready to come to a close uh we've only got a couple of episodes left uh and that are now and i are a little over halfway through i believe with episode four so check those out our upcoming playthrough of rv there yet which i actually believe uh just relieve just maybe um i couldn't be mistaken but i do know for sure that this Wednesday tomorrow to today for you people listening to it at the time that this gets
released uh you can check out our gameplay of john carpenters toxic commando so yeah yeah that's the commando yep so that's what's up on the gk front but gj please tell the people at home what we have going next we got some things you know coming down the pipeline they should know about in the line of sites a lot of sorry that's what all of our opponents in marathon uh are in when i i look at them um definitely not when i look at them i'm often i grab you're going to point it to them like right there i need to be I need to be floorcibly directed uh to him good comms good comms uh so let without further ado uh we are going to be telling y'all what is coming up in uh video game
releases as always uh this is our disclosure that this is not an exhaustive list of everything releasing uh in the next week this is just what we pull from the released list from game informer uh so without further ado starting with march 24th the time of the day of this recording we have disada delum final fantasy releasing on ios and android we have disney dream lia valley releasing on uh switch uh two starting on the 25th just the one game for the 24th we have tales of the shire a lord of the rings game releasing on switch two of the 25th war frame releasing on switch two we have uh daemon and baby releasing on playstation five playstation four switch in pc on the 26 devil jam releasing on playstation five series xs in the switch on playstation uh or excuse me march 26 uh we have easy delivery co releasing on playstation five series xs and
the switch on the 26th we have uh a change overlord releasing on playstation five playstation four switch in pc on the 26th we have icarus releasing i don't know these are all titles of never heard which is really rare aside from like the obvious ones like tales of the shire a releasing like is it just indie is it just indie release week i guess so i kind of like after we're after after we go through the list let's pick out a couple and like look into a little more based off of the title and uh see where we get um we have icarus as i said coming out of playstation five series xs we also have keena bridges spirits releasing on switch two uh keep it rolling on the 26 because jesus christ there's a lot coming on on the 26th life of strange reunion coming out on playstation five series xs and pc new super luckiest tale releasing on playstation five
not vague releasing on pc screamer releasing on playstation five series xs and pc on the 26th as well we also have super mario bros wonder releasing on as nintendo switch two addition plus meet up in bellabelle park releasing on switch two we have the midnight walk releasing on switch two we have virtual fighter five r e v o release world stage releasing on switch two we have marble maximum collection releasing on playstation five series xs switch pc it switch and pc releasing on the 27th we've finally moved on to a different day mega man star force legacy collection releasing on playstation five series xs playstation four xbox
one switch and pc and hosey releasing on pc and mac on march 30th so yeah a lot of games coming out a lot of games i'm not familiar with every single one that i am familiar with is literally just a switch two point or a collection of some kind of a retro gaming franchise it's kind of nuts i'm getting a little sick i'm getting a little sick of retro gaming bundles like i know they're easy but i'm kind of over a no i feel that there's a lot of them now there's a lot like how many how many mega man collections is this now just to a lot like honestly aside from sonic is Sega even releasing anything other than collections yeah i mean that's kind of been their plan really i think or why
they like re-releasing like old we stuff there we knew we knew we were only good 25 plus years ago just buy those yeah we'll make it pretty for you you know yet yet i still don't have a like a full remaster of sonic adventure battle to what the fuck come on man come on man i would literally buy that shit just for the chow guard i'm not even fucking kidding around i buy a chow garden as like a full price game like let me just raise chow man that's all i want to do it's like this on this literally all i did is a kid i only played the levels like to click the pets took give to much out it was all means doing in uh do any title stand out to you i have a couple that that looks kind of interesting based off of yeah i mean i actually clicked on a few of them and these are most these are ports actually uh like new super luckiest tail yeah i came out on switch at
2019 2019 damn uh icarus uh survival game came out in 2021 um for pc i'm assuming um game even the ones who are not familiar with their fucking ports that's crazy uh but day day man and baby but say david and baby is the one that caught my eye day man and baby this is actually from arc system works the uh developers behind guilty gear strive um fighting game uh double dragon revive and hunter hunter and then impact okay uh they just develop a lot of shit uh ramp like and publish a lot of shit uh like a smorgas board developer yeah like uh like this looks like a cow loon high school chronicle or df dual yeah it's like an action isometric like twin stick like a little shooter maybe bullahel a little bit i don't know maybe um yeah
and they're developing our token i just saw like um i just got like the most cursed image i can't want to distract me right now um also nesha tealier that was wild um but dude that's it's nuts that a lot of these are um for so many of these are ports we are starving for uh new releases at the moment jesus christ is there anything coming out south of midnight port again grime to what the fuck oh thank god april picks up april second buddy we've got something to look forward to we can finally play iam jesus christ oh that's incredible huge big time incredible uh fuck that i'm gonna be playing darwin spare docks though um it looks like yeah it looks like we really don't have a ton of games coming out until like honestly early like though that first week of april is when it kind of picks up again um there's some interesting
games that i've got i have some interest in i have i have a little bit of interest in the pokemon champion games coming up because it's like just a battle simulator yeah i don't know but uh kind of kind of a shame light week light week very light we uh i wonder yeah i wonder what's with all the ports like why this week in particular um but oh i have a theory theory theory they're trying to get these bad boys out in time for easter sounds like it there are like ports tend to be a little bit less like expensive right this tend to be a little cheaper than uh then um like full price games right uh a lot of a lot of people give gifts for easter i know that's fairly common so i can imagine like getting a couple a little
like on the dl this is one of my favorite games as a kid you should play it too type type deals you know i'm saying yeah you feel it that could be also complete bullshit i don't fucking know but like i don't know and like it feels like the marketing is in the right area because there's a lot a lot of these are like either like fairly modern um like successful like double a's like quina or uh you know warframe uh or they're like indy ports or like you know things that have been pc they're just finally coming to console type shit uh yeah is what it is not a lot uh but uh later in the spring we do it continues to uh to pick up but we also have some less than great fucking news uh before we get to that though exactly DJ please tell the people
what segment we're adding to next yeah we freaking mainlined it okay no side quest we're going straight into yeah we bought microtransactions to get us here yeah uh no truth be told folks if i'm just going to be so like on it's in transparent there is some industry news out right now there is just a great deal of it circulating around crimson desert there is a lot of discussion going on in that game and that's fantastic but president this is my third teacher or myself have an ors in that race because we haven't played that yet uh not saying we won't not saying we won't get involved in that discussion but right now we're prioritizing this yeah and uh this kind of permeates throughout the industry and coincides with a lot of news coming around uh in the gaming space at least so without further ado we are going to be talking about breaking news just
announced today uh not awesome but epic games is laying off a thousand employees as well as shutting down three fortnight game modes just two weeks after announcing vbux inflation yeah this is we i don't think we covered the vbux inflation uh we did not news uh basically we're gonna talk about that yeah we're gonna talk about it but uh like but it like the yeah because yeah they were so they were cut thread about that shit too we'll get to it we'll get to it I want we'll read we'll read the the the exact article first this is from epic games posted on their website posted this morning uh approximately ten hours ago at the time of hour recording
but it reads as follows it's pretty brief this note was sent to epic employees today today we are laying off over one thousand epic employees i'm sorry we're here again the downturn in fortnight engagement that started in 2025 means we're spending significantly more than we're making and we have to make major cuts to keep the company funded this layoff together with over five hundred million uh million of identified cost savings and contracting marketing and closing some open rolls puts us in a more stable place some of the challenges we're facing are industry wide challenges slower growth weaker weaker spending and tougher cost economics current consoles selling less in the last than last generation and games competing with competing for time against other increasingly engaging forms of entertainment and some of our challenges are unique
to epic despite fortnight remaining the one of the most successful games in the world we've had challenges delivering consistent fortnight magic with every season we're only in the early stages of returning to mobile and optimizing fortnight for the world of billions of smartphones and and being the industry is vanguard we have taken a lot of bullets in a battle which is only in the early days of paying off for ourselves and all the developers since it's a since it's a thing now I should know that the layoffs are not related to AI to extend to the extent it improves productivity we want to have as many developers awesome developers developing great content and tech as we can what we now need to do is clear build awesome fortnight experiences with fresh seasonal content gameplay story and live events accelerating developer tools with greater stability and capacity as we evolve from unreal engine and uefn to unreal engine six and we will be kicking off the next
generation of epic with huge with huge launch plans towards the end of the year this is in our first time being here epic has survived upheavals in 1990s with the move from 2d to 3d with unreal one in the 2000s building console games with gears of war and in 2012 moving to online gaming with paragon and fortnight each time we rebuilt our foundations and earned a renewed leadership leadership position marketing conditions today are the most extreme we've seen since those early days with massive upheaval in the industry accompanied by massive opportunity for the companies that come out as winners on the other side that's what we are aiming to do for our players and we aim to bring other like mine to developers into the industry along on the journey to build an increasingly open and vibrant future of entertainment together epic we pride ourselves on only
hiring the industries best so it is very painful to part with so many talented people the folks impacted by the layoffs will receive a severance package that includes at least at least four months of base pay with more based on tenure we're also extending extending epic paid healthcare coverage for example in the us they they'll receive paid coverage for six months we're also accelerating their stock options their stock option options vestings through January 2027 and extend equity exercise options for up to two years we'll have a company meeting this Thursday referring to March 2026 to talk about the roadmap in more detail 10 yeah man yeah a lot of that email was very industry was very industry this is very corporate
it's it's I don't know it's it's it's always very souring to me to read words like massive opportunity for the companies right when like you're having to lay off a thousand people to do it I like you know survival at what cost is is is really something that I think not just epic but the whole industry needs to be thinking about right now because a fortnight can't survive with the legacy that it has like it puts a lot of other life service games at risk as models shift and change in the industries games that match that old model our force to change there's been very few games that have been able to remain the way that they were and still be successful in an online space I would say the game that still has a
lot of its original DNA is like World of Warcraft but even that game the retail form is is vastly different in 2026 than it is now or than it was in 2004 when it launched like they offer seasons they do you know they do all sorts of that what they do they have life service models aside from still having their their subscriptions like most typical animals of those nature they've had to shift to to be more modernized to to capitalize on that life service trend as well and unfortunately the issue with trans is they all tend to come to an end and I think we're slowly seeing that as fortnight's life cycle kind of winds down right it's it's it's not I and unless you just completely ignore fortnight which I believe is very hard to do if you play any sort
of video games at all um the conversation around this game has has dropped a lot nobody's talking about fortnight right now uh like it's not happening nobody's talking about like they're they're releasing new collaborations I see ads there's plenty of ads but like the conversation isn't there right it's all promoted right which means they're spending money to put in front of me and I ain't clicking um and you know that means there's plenty of other people that also aren't clicking but it sucks because they've simultaneously they're laying off it over a thousand employees by the way not a thousand over a thousand um they're getting ready three game modes that work available in fortnight previously um which is nuts because like a lot of these game modes haven't been around for a very long like I feel like they all came out like very quickly and they're going
away just as quickly yeah um and then as we mentioned there's the vbucks inflation and um you know in in a world where presentation and marketing matters um to the people that are going to be spending money on your product it is it's so fucking crazy to me that if most companies dj when they are affected by economic setbacks and need to make price changes right yeah they simply increase the price yes to match the new economic status no no epic game said we want you the people at home to understand exactly what inflation is
so we're gonna keep the price exactly the same you're just gonna get less fuck you you went from a thousand vbucks to eight hundred times is hard your money is now worth less of our shitty digital currency that is such a slap in the mother fucking face dude like everybody else at least has the courtesy to be like we're gonna do it in a way that like you're not gonna notice how bad this feels we're gonna try to hide it they're like no this is directly hurting your wallet we want you to know but we're not gonna we're not not doing it we just want you to know how bad it feels like what the fuck are you doing epic games like what this is this is bad like I dude if this trend continues Fortnite does last another decade yeah I just don't understand like how they're so strapped for cash I understand like I guess with the closing of three or the permanent shutdown of three Fortnite game modes that you know
a lot of people were really excited about I mean I still see clips of people doing the guitar hero clone of you know that Fortnite festival whatever and why okay people are still playing that um but it it just it just doesn't make sense right like cool it's a corporate like little corporate press release for all the employees a lot of them went to Twitter yeah maybe a lot of the winter Twitter saying like this is your first time being here that's not a good thing at that it's not a good thing at all um but I'm saying that um a lot of now former employees have taken to Twitter saying I just got laid off today I just got a I didn't I didn't expect to get laid off and then um like 10 15 20 years in industry I just got laid off so um to say it's not about AI and you know pull out that specific thing like I don't know if that's true because
they're a newest collab is the AI brain Italian AI brain rot stuff the Tung Tung Sahur and the yeah baller like ballerino cappuccino like they definitely have like their toe in that shit right also like what the fuck does this mean for like that 1.5 billion dollar like Disney collab that they just like set up yeah who the fuck is that just dead now like you're like you're letting go of over a thousand people like I don't I'm gonna feel you're I'm gonna feel awfully gross if you're 1.5 billion deal just comes out clean on the other side yeah it's this I don't know how they're losing money I mean uh someone I saw someone quote tweet saying uh they they're going bankrupt because they were trying to make fortnight the new roblox you know and roblox is exactly what they were trying to do man they need to just stand there fucking lane yeah and I
don't know if you saw the the article I linked or the tweet I linked in in the news it was uh someone put out an article or like in response to the uh the news they they screened shot at an article that uh from the uh from that came from last year uh in January where the headline reads Tim Sweeney says epic is losing billions fighting apple and google because it can afford to jokes that quote we might run into serious financial problems after a couple more decades uh yeah when was this when was this when was this said January 24th 2025 what uh you struck yeah what's up what's up Tim you you you eating your fucking how's that crot taste buddy mm-hmm the fuck are you doing man dude this is wild like so in case you missed it by the way um
there was a 1.5 billion dollar investment that uh that that Disney made in epic um to like supposedly try to like eventually make like an in-world super Disney super universe cash into fortnight in some fashion um which is which is why we're um which is why they started to branch out into that that Roblox game mode style because they were trying to see what would land right uh but I don't know man this is all bad this is all bad um I don't epic I mean obviously they're not going to come out of this cleanly on their side uh yeah man sorry sorry I sorry Fortnite players like I hope you have um I hope you have something to retire to um because you're I I have a feeling that your game is sinking um like
epic is hemorrhaging funds like people are not playing the game it's just but like I think I think it's just time to admit that the live service model isn't dead but it has grown stale and uh at the end of the day there are many many many many people who will just go fucking play something else and never it can be totally fine with it yeah and it's like like battle or a lot like yeah and I was just gonna buy this uh it was just about to say like how many battle royale games we're really going to play a fortnight before you get tired if they're closing down the other game modes and then also these collabs they just have to get weater and wilder for them to get players back in yeah like yeah like that the fucking like like you were saying man with like the a like the fucking the Italian oh my god you're actually the toilet you guys Darth Vader AI
close brown shit yeah like I'm like bro like what like we went from like fucking dragon ball oh yeah two different like fantasy when they're making Vader say crazy racist shit like yeah debating the AI yeah so I don't know if that's related to AI well maybe he's right because dizzy just shut its tie cut its ties with open AI today that's that's one of the bigger news things uh uh today uh and open AI just said that they're gonna oh but AI is the future guys AI is the future guys the bubbles bursting the bubbles you guys are all fucking nerds dude I still can't fucking believe that all you guys thought this was gonna be the next fucking thing you guys are crazy dude this shit's gonna be a it's like it's just gonna be a glorified smartphone tool and then like it and on your refrigerators and in your dishwasher man this shit's not the future get the fucking here yeah incredible incredible I mean it's just I just can't believe it um it's
just minute minute I feel like it's been a minute since we've had um somebody other than Microsoft do a big layoff right yeah uh it's just yeah I can't think of anyone else before this of recent but um yeah no like this is this is crazy over a thousand employees a thousand people are now out of a job uh I really tried to soften the blow with like making that severance package seemed like it was really great too yeah four months it like yeah we're gonna pay you for four months yeah man I know people right now that have like degrees and years of experience that have that are like literally I've been on employment on unemployment and seeking job for like two years or two years yeah like the fucking like dude like like the job market is fucked it's absolutely abelatorated man it's really bad and you like you think there's just
a thousand other developer jobs just lying around for these people to go to and they're all getting laid off like dude how many how many of these fucking people do you think have just had to been had just completely been forced to switch careers at this point yeah like because of the state of the industry a lot I'm guessing a lot it's tough man it's super tough uh hard goes out to all the developers that you know all the people epic staff I got laid off hopefully you can find an opportunity soon but yeah this is this is crazy remember first to ask to let everyone know that they're like price hiking v-bucks to then collaborating for AI um collaboration in their game and then to now it just it just doesn't make sense yeah we gotta slim it down we gotta
slim it down they're like yeah because you because you along with Microsoft fucking went too big too fast you guys expanded like fucking diseases man like seriously like as you guys with you all you guys went near monopoly right in many in many fronts like you guys pioneered a bunch of crazy shit dude like it's honest honest to god like uh dude I like oh my god if if fortnight can't make money if fortnight can't make money dude every life I just can't I can't believe how they're losing money I don't have the losing money with this yeah yeah and if you look and like and if you look at their figures it's really hard to get a clear picture because profit isn't disclosed revenue is and that is an important distinction because profit does and revenue is overall like it's
they're overall what they gained in in a fiscal year but that doesn't necessarily mean that's how much money they may right and so of course when we're dealing with like these fucking god awful mega corporations and these huge billion dollar core like you know companies and nothing is ever cut and dry we never have a clear picture of like what's being spent on what where their funding's go like you know the only people that know are the investors and they're ultimately some of the individuals that have some of the deciding sway and whether or not these people get to keep their fucking jobs a lot of them by the way which know jack all fucking about any video games ever they are literally just some like 50 60 plus year old middle age balding white men that like sit behind their fucking desk all motherfucking day making horrible financial decisions for the sake of other people's lives like that's literally that's what these
boards of investors look like every single fucking time every single time you see an article about investors being unhappy it doesn't matter if it's a Chinese company it doesn't matter if it's a Saudi Arabian company I want you to picture a billion dollar middle-aged white man going mmm I'm angry because they're the ones saying nay to all of this shit dude it's all of them all of these fucking rich old white dudes investing in things they don't understand because they got to maintain their capital and they're literally ruining people's jobs and entire industries of entertainment for the sake of a fucking bottom line yeah it's it's crazy dude it's like I just don't I just don't get how fortnight loses money like are they paying for these collabs that they're doing like I'm sure they're like dude because you know you know at some you know at one point right like it
it had to be like a you it had to be like a super bowl commercial type thing like you you put your shit like yeah like you come to us like you hit us up and we'll see if you're if you're good enough for a collab but dude I was I was flipping through the app store the other day on PlayStation and I was just like cool Jesus Christ like some of these collaborations are getting real low fucking bar like every time you see like new skin packs and you're just like the office huh you're like yeah like who asked for that okay sure like yeah I didn't didn't really ask for the I didn't I don't I don't want to place I mean it's just like it's really funny that you're like how would have been sick yeah six and a half years ago like you got what the fuck down you're doing power Rangers like what the fuck you guys doing like half your shit these these collaborations are either like way too late like the years after they've been asked for type stuff which is weird they're like oh we're finally doing it and they're like we stopped carrying a long time ago we barely cared
in the fucking first place like you're still gonna charge me $15 for one of those fucking gliders man the fuck you know it's I just I just can't like you're you're these all these collabs like it is very funny that I get to play it's too too too so hold it but that is that's only gonna bring people back for like yeah but like right is that like but is that but is that novel is that novel laugh worth like all of this this sweeping change as these guys are just as bad as like Microsoft at this point they're like they vote this is all been within two weeks by the way they two weeks ago I think was the fucking 14 that they announced uh that they and that they made the announcement about like the V-buck changes like what are they taught in a year do literally only a year ago he just like yeah we can afford to piss away money arguing with these with these other mega
corporations clearly the fuck you can dude because uh you first off uh like you lost like you guys have lost like lawsuits time and time again like you guys lost against Apple how many times before you made any progress holy shit dude honestly like statements like that and then and then emails like this they're like I'm sorry that we have to do this you're not fucking sorry enough man you're not sorry enough Tim uh like because you're not taking a fucking pay cut I bet you're shit I bet do you have how much is Tim Sweeney making a fucking year what's Tim Sweeney's what's his word him man it's it's it's it's been rough it's been a rough like five six seven years of the game Taylor Sweeney is worth $5.1 billion with a B dollars that motherfucker could probably work
Free for the rest of his fucking life and every single one of those fuckers could have kept his job and anybody Who's just like that's not how it works? I understand that that's not how business functions But this is what late stage capitalism looks like we're past fucking we're doing this is this shit is dystopian, dude Five point he is worth five and I understand I'm also I before anybody says anything else I also understand that this man is not five point one billion dollars liquid. Okay, but that me Do you know understand what five point billion one billion dollars in assets looks like do you do you know how much Do you know how much one person needs to physically own whether in in in in investment stocks land Other fucking companies to equal five point one billion dollars I I actually did this math in my head
Because me and my coworker were talking about the CEO of only fans dying at 43 He was like he was valiway he's valiway at 3.8 billion and I did the math So let's say if from birth you were a billionaire one billion dollars. Okay from birth and you spent a Thousand dollars a day Okay a Thousand dollars a day for 80 years from which is well above any Normal Americans national spending by the way. Yeah, so daily national spending You do know how much you would spend total in 80 years of spending a thousand dollars a day You'd probably I bet you probably a couple million twenty nine million Yeah, dude that is a fraction of a less than 10 percent Like less than 10 percent Less than 10 percent of your wealth like it for a billion and this guy has five of them Five of five of those boys five and a point one dude
Which is like a point one that's like another fucking that's like another fucking two hundred million dollars like another Hundred million dollars dude Like that's like what the fuck man you can do the math yourself like three six five three hundred sixty five days time 80 it's 80 years. It is an incongruable not it's not an incongruable But it's an unfathomable amount for a single individual to possess or spend billionaires should never exist Tim you're not sorry enough There is something that you as a person could have done to keep these one thousand people's jobs Fuck you. Fuck the way that this industry runs Fuck capitalism. You're dirty. Honestly, you're dirty Like I like you can't be worth that much more their fucking money. How much? I got it now I got to know now I got to know Oh, what was fuel spancers net worth so so Garrett so let's say
Phil Spencer's Phil Spencer's net worth for a simple comparison is twenty five million Twenty five million and you know what's crazy? You know it's crazy. Garrett. So I did the math again So you know I had the one thousand dollars a day Do you know how much Money in 80 years from from from your one to 80 if you spent a hundred thousand dollars a day hundred thousand how many day 2.9 billion 2.9 billion and he has he still has five billion so he has three like three to two billion to two billion left Let's say two billion left still He's been a hundred thousand a day for 80 for 80 years for 80 years not For anybody to spend a hundred thousand dollars a day for 80 years It's it's it's it's it's it's ridiculous Tim Wow, this really this really puts a different light on your email for me after seeing that after seeing that big year
You your employees deserve better Your place in the industry deserves better You deserve Nothing with the worst Yeah, no Yeah, Tim fork up the money man sell something yeah, man not lay off a thousand people. I don't know sell some You because you you can sever its package those motherfuckers for the next year and not and you'd never feel it never even feel Sell a beach front property you my own sell a private jet you might have Yeah, man. How much you could take a look in your garage and then and get right one of those vehicles all right Uh She is fucking crisis industry let us know how you feel about the epic game layoffs folks lock Fortnite is closing down three modes and It's not getting much better because this has been the good crack death ratio your source for all the nerdy video game news reviews and discussions
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