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I can’t hold it

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Messy sticky liquid poop that you can’t scoop

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I can’t hold it

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0:00Hey, this is strawberry hot y'all feeling out there today. I hope everybody is doing well. If you're not doing well Let's find a way to get well look well and be well. The topic for today is I can't hold it I can't hold it. Sometimes it moves faster than me. I jump up and down. I cross my legs Then I squeeze and it starts running down. I can't hold it anymore. Please open the door before everything I feel winds up on the floor. When I laugh I leave a trail when I have gas It's all over my ass. I can't hold it like before It even comes out while I add the store so sticky and messy Wow, I can't hold it anymore. It's all over the seat and running on my feet

1:00I can't hold it And the doctors can't make it stop Please don't judge me for the liquids that seem to have control over me. I Can't hold it the burp that brings up my food Wow, I can't hold it anymore Wow, so what do you do? You just let it run You walk around sticky smelly and stinky and that's life So I mean like they said don't judge Because one day might happen to you I mean sometimes we have these problems in life, but we cannot hold what's inside of our life So good doodle y'all live and learn if you got to go you got to go Yes indeed and that's life because life is it is what it is so so so So so so real please don't live in faith because you can not fake that running down your legs

2:03All right, y'all keep it real

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