How to Make a Ninja Laugh

0:00This is Belie, one network, every topic, everywhere. Oh, okay, our friends. So today, you know, we have been doing a lot of really fun stories, but we haven't had a good joke story in a long time. So I think it's time for a laugh. What do you say? Yeah. Today we will be reading you a story which will hopefully make you laugh as much as it makes us laugh, which we intend to laugh quite a bit. Today's story is called How to Make a Ninja Laugh. It was created by Chris Kate. And if you enjoy ninjas as much as we do, right? Then you're going to love this story. So let's get right into it, shall we? Today's story is read by Mommy and... Link. Link. From the Hyrule Kingdom.

1:00I mean, do you know any other links? Two shade. That's a good point. Let's read it. Shall we link and maybe you can help me? Because you know a lot about ninjas, right? I'm the link from the Oracle of Seasons, the Oracle of Ages. I'm pretty funny myself. Oh, awesome. Then you're going to love this. Let's do it. If you see a ninja, don't run away. Ninjas are friendly if... You know what to say. There's no need for a sword. Ninja stars or a staff. You will make ninja friends when you make ninjas laugh. Jokes with ninja action, jokes with ninja speed, these jokes about ninjas are all that you need. Are you ready? What is a ninja's favorite drink?

2:02Fruit punch or a cheese? How do ninjas say hello? I am a braun. How do ninjas like their pizza? With extra slices. He's got luck, look, he's got a sword, he's slicing. What is a ninja's favorite game? Any guesses? Hi, I'm Sneak. What do you call twin ninjas? A pair of sneakers. Because they sneak.

3:02Oh my goodness. What ocean animals do ninjas love the most? Swordfish and starfish. Because they have swords and they throw stars. Is that it? Why don't ninjas lose their shoes? Because nothing can hide from a ninja. How do you throw a surprise party for a ninja? You don't. You need to surprise you first, but I'm ching. Jumping out at you. It's true, it's so true. Why do ninjas play soccer? Four kicks. Do you think ninjas would be good at soccer?

4:02Because they kick. What are their sports you think they'd be good at? Ninja Ticket art class. Do draw his sword faster. Jump, jump, jump. To draw his, oh I see. They're using that to mean draw as in. Pull out their sword. They're also draw as in to draw it on a piece of paper or something. What's funny? What do you call a sheep that does karate? Lamb chop. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because they wanted to get to the other side. But what's the joke? It was safer than crossing at ninja. What does that mean? It was safer than crossing a ninja.

5:03Why is that funny? Because when you cross a ninja, they mean like double crossing a ninja. Like if you're trying to trick a ninja. You can't get past that. Now, if a ninja sneaks up on you, you know what to say and you know what to do. So be fast with a joke. Be brave and be kind. Friendliness is stronger than all ninjas combined. What do you say? Yeah. You think? So the answer then for us friends. If you're going to school, if you're going to the very first karate lesson or some sort of martial arts class thinking, how am I going to be friends with anybody? Well, hey, here you go.

6:04Try making them laugh. Try telling a joke or two. Because if I were you, that's what I would do. And that is also... ZN. So we hope that you can join us for another story tomorrow. To show the grow. Thank you for listening.