Hour 4 - Poppin' A Wheelie

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3:02Well, kind of, welcome in the beginning of another hour of the Ben Mallow Show. We are in the air, ever-re-wear. In the passenger seat, right in shotgun, as we spin into the spectrum of fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, coast to coast, border to border and beyond on the vast and unimaginably powerful microphones of FSR emanating live from the stump, as in a stump speech from the world famous Foxports radio studios where blind sea bass reminds us that this hour made possible by our friends at Tire Rack. For over 40 years, Tire Rack has been helping customers like Jerry and Rhode Island find the right tires for how, what and where they drive.

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5:04fact or fiction, big announcement here and I hope you're able to grasp the importance of this. I don't want to get too dramatic here. My goal is not to get too dramatic. The voting is open for the Benny Awards. Oh my God. Yes, the link has been posted on the X-feed and on the show Facebook page. I just a few minutes ago, click the button there. So on the Ben Mallorch show Facebook page, which you should be able to find out which you should be following. And I tried to get all the big election cliches in there. Voting is underway. Democracy is on the ballot. That's a good one, right? Most important election of our lifetime. The very soul of the mallor militias at stake. Is that too dramatic? Yeah. Anyway, I checked that out. We'd love you to vote for the caller of the year. The most intoxicated caller. A rookie caller of the year.

6:05All those various categories. And we still have the social media category. That'll be up later today. We're still compiling. Who deserves to be nominated? And we can't get everyone in nomination. So there you go. But I'll lead this hour. From the high-speed sports wire. The Cardinals. Not. Not the baseball cardinals, the football cardinals. The Cardinals have officially fired Kyler Murray. Well, they laid him off. They laid off Kyler Murray. And nobody think about it. The Cardinals let it be known. They leaked it strategically about a week or so ago that they were going to release Kyler Murray. Fire him. They did that hoping that some dumbbell would trade for him. And no one was even willing to give up peanuts to get the little fella. So Kyler Murray was let go, free to roam around the NFL. Have you heard the latest on this, maybe not? So we have learned that Kyler Murray plans to have a virtual meeting. He's already had some Zoom meetings.

7:06He's going to recreate COVID out of an abundance of caution. He's going to do it. But I remember the old days, he had to fly into the city and have coffee and donuts with the team. And then you moved on to the next city. But now you just sit on your phone and take a break from the video games and you're good to go on that. So Kyler Murray plans to have Zoom meetings with three to five teams that are supposedly interested in him as a starting quarterback in 2027. Murray is also said to be open to a demotion as a backup this season. And then would be the starter in waiting for 2027. The Vikings are considered the leader in the clubhouse. They're in the pole position at this point to get alligator arms Murray. So that is a good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question. What do you think Kyler Murray is looking for

8:08with his next NFL team? What do you think he's looking for? You're kind of getting inside little psycho babble here. So let's put some things out there. I've got uncrustables, pontoon boat, and Tony soprano. And we'll try to avoid visiting Barf City and we'll have some gobbagool. And we're going to have the Babaganouche as well, most smooth, most smooth. Now to kick off here, Kyler Murray is allegedly looking for the right football situation. Some believe that means coaching, scheme, weapons, all that. The usual cliches, leadership culture. We believe in the multiverse. And there is a dimension in the multiverse and alternative reality, if you will, where Kyler Murray is actually looking for a team

9:09that will give him what I call the five pillars. The five pillars of life as a gamer. The five pillars. Now this is not a list. As you know, I do not do lists. If you do lists, you become a cliche. And I'm not doing lists. No, no. But this is a big board, which sounds nothing like a list. If Terry in England is listening, this is nothing like a list. This is the five pillars of life as a gamer. Number one. When Kyler Murray is on these Zoom calls, he is going to not ask, he is going to demand to look at the joystick. I must look at the joystick. Because apparently, the real two-minute drill happens on PlayStation. And if your hands are tired, you get carpal tunnel because the joystick isn't working right. Now, number two would be the Wi-Fi.

10:09Because you're a gamer, you're going to have Wi-Fi that would survive a meteor strike. Not just good Wi-Fi. A apocalyptic level Wi-Fi. I'm talking fiber optic to the moon. That's what you need if you're Kyler Murray. And again, these are the five pillars of life. Number three would be a chair. Now, not just like a lazy boy chair. When you're a gamer like Kyler Murray, that's your cockpit. That's your throne. It is. Tom Brady talked about avocado ice cream and all that crap, that TB12 crap. Kyler needs lumbar support. Now, the good news is he's a little fella, so he doesn't need that bigger chair, but he needs a comfortable chair. Comfort is king. Number four would be air conditioning. Because sweaty gamers don't make good decisions. That's the science. Trust the science. And number five, and I would say most important would be the snacks. I'm talking uncrustables,

11:09lunchables, and Kyler loves dino nuggets. You've got to have dino nuggets, the holy Trinity. Dino nuggets, uncrustables, and lunchables. And those are the creature comforts. If a team can provide that, then Kyler will click the docusign. And that's it. That's it. All right. Now, turning the page on that, and Kyler Murray, the virtual meeting thing, some of these have already happened, low and behold through the magic of the zoom, zoom. It's already happened. Now, Murray is also flying to Minnesota. I think he's already, it's early. I don't know if he's already on his way, or he's leaving shortly to go to Minnesota. I don't think he took a red eye, but he's meeting with the Vikings in person today, on this 12th day of March, the question. The Vikings are a heavy favorite to get Kyler Murray.

12:10If not Minnesota, who else, who else is out there window shopping for the little munchkin of quarterbacks? So for the PlayStation enthusiast, the Xbox enthusiast, the joystick Jedi, I've got Perch, Iron, and Cowabunga. So Perch, I know this, I was in Cleveland years ago, I've been in Cleveland awhile, but I know they have that, I think it's called the Perch Fish, the Lake Erie Perch, which is very popular. I'm not a seafood guy, but I saw it on the menu back. And then the Browns, the great thing about the Browns is they're the hotel that always has a vacancy at the quarterback position. There's always a vacancy there, so that's, that's obvious. Iron would be Iron City beer in Pittsburgh, because Aaron Rogers, right now, may be on an Iowaska spirit quest, somewhere out in Death Valley, in California. And, of course, if that happens, the seavers will be standing there

13:10like a guy at last call. Yeah, you got any quarterbacks left? Yeah, we got to get a quarterback. Yeah, okay. There's that. Now, Kyler would look great in black and gold, and the cool thing is he doesn't need the grown-up stuff, he can get the kitty uniform, or you can get the grown-up uniform and then shrink everything in the dryer. And then you've got Cowabunga. Cowabunga, dude! The ramps. Sean McVeigh has about one more year of the MVP, Matthew Stafford. So McVeigh could set Kyler up in a booster seat on the iconic Venice Beach boardwalk there, PlayStation plugged in, Wi-Fi humming, headset on, and he can just fudge around with that. And, and keep it in real. Kyler Murray, we know he's flying into the Twin Cities, right, boots on the ground. And, you know, normally the first team you visited, the team you want to play for. So the Malarads.

14:11We have the Vikings at plus 400. Actually, that would be plus 400. 80% chance. 80% chance. They are the favorites. They are the favorites in this. Believe it or not. So I should minus 400. But Kyler Murray on a pontoon boat around Lake Minnetonka. Would that be great? And he can play, because what he needs to do is get that, that starlink, that satellite stuff, from Elon Musk, get that starlink, and you can play Call of Duty right out there, not now, because, you know, the weather's not great. So, wait till the weather gets better, and then you're, you're good to go. All right, last thing. To Indianapolis, we go. And the Colts re-signed. They did it. They re-signed Daniel Jones. Danny Dimes gets a two-year contract. 88 million dollars. At least. Could be worth more. Could be worth more. Question. What is the temperature on Daniel Jones' extension

15:13with the Colts? All right. So the temperature on this, it's lukewarm tap water from Flint, Michigan. Lukewarm tap water from Flint, Michigan. Nobody asked for it. Nobody trusted. It's up to, possibly up to a hundred million dollars. And I love up to. So it got me thinking as I was making my way in the long walk to the remote studio. It got me thinking. All right. Who were the Colts bidding against? Like, was there anyone else? Was it the Sasca, you know, Sasca on rough riders, or was it the Edmonton, what used to be the Eskimos, or the BC Lions, or my favorite team in the CFL, the Winnipeg Blue Bombers? Like, who was it? Who was bidding on Daniel Jones? Was his mom, mama Jones?

16:13Did she put a bid in there? I don't know. Like, who were the other team? What are you doing? It's like signing up for a gym membership to 24-hour fitness, or LA fitness, or whatever your favorite gym is. And you go there, and they show you around, and then half the machines are broken, and they're not working, and the person that's showing you around says, ah, yeah, it builds character. Really? All right. So the quarterback known as Vanela Vick started to return like Cinderella to the crappy shoe, right at midnight there. And this was before he got hurt. No one wants to talk about this. I'm the only one that brings this up, and I don't know why. I don't know why no one else has been able to elaborate on this. Daniel Jones was morphing back in to the guy that he had been with the Giants. What's my evidence? The last five games he played before he got hurt, before he got hurt,

17:13Daniel Jones and the Colts went one and four. He had six touchdowns, five interceptions, and seven fumbles. That is, if my computer-like brain is right, 12 turnover-worthy plays in five games, and only six touchdown passes. And this was his breakout season. This was the breakout season. Everyone said it. And, you know, Tony, Tony's soprano back in the day, we'd be like, well, wait a minute, that's not about a thing. That's my wrong is what that is. And now he's rehabbing an Achilles week one status said to be very shaky. He's claiming he's going to play. Which would be nine months after pop goes the Achilles. Yeah. But they wrote the check. They wrote the check. Daniel Jones is like a vending machine that only dispenses mistakes. And you're like, I want that vending machine. I don't want the vending machine that works. I want that vending machine. You realize the cops,

18:14the career cops on Daniel Jones are Blake Bortles, Mitch Trabisky. And if you want to be optimistic, you'd say Ryan Tanahill. I don't even know if you realize who any of those people are. They're not good. Right? So he's like, Mitch Trabisky wearing a trench coat. Except, and I will give credit where credit is due. Daniel Jones has a much better height man. Right? Somehow, some way, all those bad performances with the Giants, he always had a fall guy. Always had someone to blame. Always had someone to blame. Not by fall. It's like, guys fall. Oh, my God. And in Indianapolis, didn't play well at the end there. And no one, it's like, no one was watching. They all forgot about it. The dust settles. Okay. He played like chop liver. But no, no. He's steak.

19:14And somebody in Indy, some dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, said, okay, let's extend this guy. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. NFL teams, multi-billion dollar teams. And they are run by a bunch of Mama Luke's, bunch of Mama Luke's. You can't blame Jim Mercy on this one. He's dead. So don't blame Jim Mercy on this one. It is the Ben Mallor Show. If you would like to be part of this, you can come in here and ruffle some feathers if you want. And make a grand entrance. And how do you do that? You call up 877-99 on Fox. 877-9966369. Coming up a little bit later this hour, we will have fact or fiction. That'll be coming away a little bit later in the hour. And straight ahead, the rest of the story, big tabloid story, involving an NFL star this week. The rest of the story,

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26:23Third NFL teaming. He'll play with the Vikings briefly, but he's going to Tampa to back up Baker Mayfield after being a backup to Joe Burrow. We ran it earlier back in hour one. You can hear the podcast later about Max Crosby, the Ravens part of it. There was some chatter that Max Crosby demanded a new contract. And that's why the Ravens bark, bark. Crosby's agent, you can never believe them, but Crosby's agent denied the rumors that the contract was there was some kind of demand for a new contract. There's also some chatter about what exactly took place with the negotiations between the Raiders, Tom Brady, who's the GM by proxy. And the Ravens also Crosby sang on social media's first post since the sobbing 13-minute goodbye to Vegas. He posted, he's back. He's back post.

27:23And also dropped the Undertaker gift. So a little wrestling flavor there from the man. Let's go to the phones. Andrea is in Berkeley. She's the astrology insider. And she is one of the nominees. And I think she's got a very good chance in female caller of the year on the Ben Mallor Show. Hello, Andrea. Hello, Ben, how are you? If I was any better, I'd have a 50-50 chance to win female caller of the year. But no, that's you. That's you, Andrea. You have a 50% chance of winning female caller of the year. Truly honored and humbled to be nominated. It's just a gift to share my two passions of faith of sports and astrology on your show. Well, thank you. We love you, everyone, the big fan of yours. And you always let us know when things are going to get crazy around here. Yes. Full moon.

28:23And just remind us it's okay, Ben. It's like this. It's a full moon. Okay. That's fine. The astrology is a great permission giver. And that said, you know, it's mercury retrograde, Ben. I wanted to clarify. I saw on the ballot. It says Andrea, the astrology lady. Or I'm also known as the astrology insider. So which do you prefer? You know, I think I can change that. Let me see. I'm going to change that right now. But I don't want to lose any vote if they already voted for Andrea, the astrology lady. I don't know. I tried to change it. I don't know if it'll work. We can leave it. It's fine either way. All right. Well, whatever. And question. I went to Facebook. I want to share it on Facebook. I share it on Twitter. Yeah. Just copy the link. Copy the link on there. And you can have a field. I sent it out on Facebook a few, like an hour ago or half. Oh, so it's up on the Ben Mallorca page. On the Facebook. Yeah. It's on there. Okay. So what do you think Andrea, the astrology lady?

29:24Yeah. Listen. You're a woman of many names. Yeah. You're a woman of many names. I got many. I got a lot of nicknames as you know. Yeah. I have more nicknames than anyone. And I don't sit here and brag about being a singer. I like Andrea, the star queen. Oh. Well, there you go, Lorena. That's another one. I see. That's another cool. That's another cool. But I guess, you know, in the interest of keeping it simple, I guess we'll keep it at Andrea, the astrology lady, if people are already voted, we don't want to switch it to you. Well, yeah. It's just on the ballot. You know, it's always an issue with elections. You know, what name do you use on the ballot and it gets touchy-feely and all that. So, but don't worry. You're fine. People know you. They know your name. They know who you are. They're fans of your work. Yeah. So Andrea, the astrology lady. That's cool. She'll be inside her. What's that saying? Call me anything but late for dinner. That's right. That's right. Yes. And really astrology lady for the ready there. That's fine. Well, it's like the old line is like, you know, say anything you want about me is just make sure you spell my name right. Although, I guess we didn't technically spell your name right because we did put the first name in there.

30:26They're just the, yeah. Yeah. We'll kick it up stairs. Well, heads are going to roll. Management's going to hear about this. No, that's okay. You know, Andrea, the astrology lady is fine. If that's simpler. What, you know, is it Andrea, the astrology? I don't, I don't. Whatever. We haven't got any element in tomato tomato. I don't, whatever. It's fine. It's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's okay. It's fine about it. I know who you are. It's astrology. There's lots to complain about. Ben. Really? Okay. No, I can not. Good luck. I really appreciate it. And enjoy your show. Well, thank you. You've been highly decorated. As you know, you won a number of honors over the years here. So the good times continue. All right. Well, thank you, Andrea, the astrology. Insider. I'm calling you the insider. I'm calling you the insider. And that is that. So there you go. All right. Oh, let's see. Who is next? I say hello to Mike in New Hampshire.

31:26Hello, Mike in New Hampshire. Welcome. Godfather. First, I want to say I am honored to be nominated for Collar of the Year. And with that, I can say officially, Marcel, I'm calling you out. You are officially in the crosshairs. The dynasty sniper has arrived. And your dynasty coffin is right next to me. From here to be buried. You know, Marcel, we only can afford him to call three days a week. Today is not a Marcel and Brooklyn day tomorrow. That'd be bad. Yeah, understand, understand. Are we saying octagon for tomorrow? No, we've done too many octagon. We've got to spread out the octagon. And he was just in one. He might be a little exhausted. Yeah, he's he's worn out. You can't have fights back to back. You've got to have a few months off between the fights. What do you think this is, basketball? Come on now. Yeah, it's boxing. You have a fight and then you wait a couple of months and then you have another fight.

32:27And Marcel was so calm in that fight the other day. It's very calm delivery. Well, that's because of my therapy sessions. They've been working. Oh, you've been working with him. That's great. You're like a spokesman for him. He's a little touchy-feely. A little bit, a little bit. Yeah. All right. Well, good luck, Mike in New Hampshire. How many for the Genie and Medford Collar of the year on the Ben Mallorca? It's a big category there. Let's say hello to. What do we have here? Blind Scott is on the north end of Boston. And the time I want to be on the air at this is the exact time. So this group that Omen's played at the Garmin last night. They're from Richmond, Virginia. I'm a big fan. Yo, bro. My friend. He flipped his car on 95 in Virginia like 20 years ago. Bringing all the cash before gambling was illegal. From the north end, it was a ton of cash in the back of his car. And he flipped his car and got hurt. They took him away in an ambulance. The cash was gone, though. Like the police must have taken or something. This was 20 years ago before gambling was legalized.

33:27That's why they got a legalized gamble. And federally, it's the biggest crime in the biggest addiction in the United States. The under the Chinese mafia is getting involved in it now. If they don't do it with federal, the Chinese mafia is going to run all gambling. And the Chinese mafia is in New England right now. Find every marijuana fund. Look it up in Maine. They were using the governor of Maine. It's its public news. They were using the governor of Maine's brother as a lawyer to buy every Chinese owned marijuana field. But one more thing. Can I ask you a question? Yes. So why did you start out talking about a concert and then you transitioned into illegal gambling and a car accident. And now you're talking about Chinese weed farms. Oh, because they're trying to get this stuff off the air dude. So I put like a key underneath my man case anybody ever wants to bust my door down. So they don't have to do it. But I caused a huge traffic trick. Jim in the street every day, bro. I'm the famous person in the North. And blind Scott runs the North end now. I don't have to be counting. Why don't you just put a sign on the front door saying it's unlocked.

34:28Come on in. No, I live in the old New England mafia building. They used to use this building to run a bulky operation underneath through the windows. I've grouped Ben here. I'll show you what it looks like. When you come here, it's not like that anymore. It was two buildings. They say they got rid of it over like 40 years ago. They renovated all these buildings in the North end in 1927 and turned them into single apartments. But there's only like 100 families left that are Italian here. But there's a lot of Italian families from Italy here right now. So it was really big when it didn't repeat those. Dude, the United States people are such idiots. Oh, quick, quick, quick. I have a suggestion. Yes, Lauren. When we go to Boston, Boston, we should have two different tours. One given by Mike the leprechaun. And one given by Blind Scott. Well, we're going to get the full experience because as I understand it, the leprechaun, we're going out to Worcester, which is out in the woods. Oh. That's the real New England. I do like woods. There's bears in the woods. We're going to go to a woo sock scan. That's the triple A affiliate of the red socks. So that would be cool. Yeah. Do you guys understand me? No.

35:28Mike the leprechaun, I called Ireland about Mike the leprechaun. I'm actually Irish Catholic. My mom's family is smiling. They said he's the worst Irish guy ever. You're not supposed to do that stupid Irish craft. You're not supposed to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. He ruined the verbal octagon, by the way. I said, I think he's a great character on the show. But I think he should take some advice from his kids and get off the radio and be a father and do Instagram live videos. And, you know, do what they do. Do a drama club. You're not a sports guy. You're a gay man. Oh, all right. All right, all right. Thank you. Let's say hello to legally blind Christopher. Hello, legally blind Christopher. Welcome. Oh, my God, Mr. Mallor. I had thought I had enough caffeine when I made my 22 hour connection back to Charlotte, North Carolina, so that I can sell my health in a week and be my divorce over. Wow. Mr. Scott, you're not even able to worry about any more coffee. Congratulations. Congratulations. You are one of the kind of, even though you're in North Carolina right now, but you live in London. And you are one of our international caller of this year nominee.

36:28You don't know. You can't do that. You can't do that. Well, you can not watch that. I have it through the king. It'll be a big problem. It's $500,000. I'm talking to the king. I can't have it. I'm honored. I'm really honored to have that opportunity. And I want to thank the show again because as a blind caller, Mr. Scott continues to win. That's fine. I don't mind. I just am appreciative to harass you for over 20 years. And thanks for the opportunity to be harassed again. Hello. Listen, I'm glad you called me. You've been loyal to me all these years. I love that about you. And Chris, by the way, leave on Christopher. Is it true that you left the country to have a better chance to win a Benny Award that you moved to London? Not because of your ex-wife. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. It might take might be on the other line. Hold on. You may have a problem. So I can't confirm or deny those reports. I'll have to go through my cross secretary in the London office. All right. Let's check in. We'll check in. We'll check in at campaign headquarters. We'll see how that goes at campaign headquarters. Yes.

37:28Thank you very much. You guys have a great week. All right. There he goes. One of our nominees. All the nominees are calling in the legends are calling in here. And from one legend to another legend. Cowboy John Brad and Windsor Ontario. Yet again. Cowboy John. But this guy's been calling since the early days of Fox Sports Radio. And he's been with me pretty much the entire time I've been here. I remember him from my early days. And he's been calling in here is a nominee for International Call of the Year. That great international country of Canada. Cowboy John Brad and Windsor Ontario. All right. Ben Justin and Laredo. Well. A former Atlanta mayor as a civil rights leader of the Reverend Andrew Young's 94 today. Ron Jeremy 73 today. Bill Murphy is 70 former Massachusetts governor in 2012 Republican presidential nominee. Mitt Romney 79 yesterday. The Unibrow Anthony Davis was 33.

38:31And Chuck Norris and Dean Torrance of Dan and Jen and Dean were both 86 Tuesday. Torrance's partner Jen Dury died March 26, 2004. And he's 63. He never recovered from that April 12, 1960. Six dead man's curve accident where he bowed into a park car about mile away from where the song dead man's curve was the song back in 1964. And on Monday, Eric Chenowicz was 47. And let's see. Also on that very day, March 9, 1979. The pisses destroyed the Boston Celtics 170 to 117 for their highest scoring game. And Tom Schultz of Boston was 79 Tuesday.

39:32And his Boston badmate Brad Delk committed suicide March 9, 2007. Thanks. Everybody speaking people tomorrow. Hopefully remember you got to be a boy to be a cowboy. There you go. It's cowboy John. But tabloid tabloid news real quick. Dak Prescott. Dak Prescott was supposed to get married next month. And it got called off at the last minute. There were some people saying it was the prenup. There was something with the prenup. Well, now the allegation of the tabloids is that Dak got caught. Sliding in to DMs. He was at the joint bachelor bachelor red party. And he was sending inappropriate DMs to other ladies at that joint event. And so that is supposedly that that's one theory. The tabloids are reporting that the why things were were called out. It was he must have been hammered right to just like do it out in the open or something. Wait. At your bachelor party with your wife.

40:32Future wife. I do. Fiance. He must have just been bulls. Bulls. Right. Anyway, there's the latest on Dak Prescott. So caught in a slighting into DMs. Something that could not have happened 30 years ago. But now, you know, I guess AOL online. You could have slid into that. But anyway, it is slide into my chat box. Hello. It is the bedmailer show. We've got fact or fiction. One of your one of my judges, 87, 77, 99 on Fox. Fact or fiction. We'll get to that. We'll do it next. Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in the nation. Catch all of our shows at FoxSportsRadio.com. And within the IHART radio app, search F-S-R to listen live. No one knows what the future holds, but you deserve a weather app that can help. Weatherbug is easy to use and provides forecasts for your every need. From storm warnings to pollen levels, right at your fingertips. Get the fastest local alerts and comprehensive 10-day forecasts wherever you are. It's hyper-local, real-time, customizable alerts.

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44:35Is it fact or fiction? Let's face some raw facts. Five, five, five, yeah. On the Ben Mallor Show. Let's do it. Here we go. Time now for the always exciting fact or fiction. We have our celebrity panel of judges that have assembled. And they are united as one with one common goal to get it right. Let's see who we have here. Let's say hello to Daniel. America's favorite crossing guard. Hello, Daniel. Welcome. Good morning, Ben. How are we doing? Congratulations on your nomination there, Daniel. I'm glad you nominated for it. Well, you have to go look. I don't have time to get into that right now. But you are nominated for a game show. Thank you. You're welcome. Daniel's excited. America's favorite crossing guard. Mark is on the north end. Hello, Mark. Good morning, Ben. I also want to say I'm honored to be nominated as a game show. Good luck to Daniel. All right. Good luck to everybody.

45:35Thank you, Mark. And Andrew. And Baker's Field, California. Hello, Andrew. What's up, Ben? Hey, Lorraine. It's a cheek call. I'm looking like that. Okay. Hello, Mike DeLepricon. Mike DeLepricon. Hello. Enjoy the kit, Kat, Ben. Please tell me when you're coming to Boston. All right. I'll let you. I'll give you a buzz this weekend. All right. I'm a milkman, Mike. Hello, milkman. Finally, the mic is back on Fox Sports Radio. The man of many voices. Hollering James. Is he awake or not? James. How is James's wide open for any topic that Ben? Yeah. All right. All right. Here we go. Story number one. Figure out which of the three isn't true. That's a minority baseball. Number one. They're changing the name for a limited time. They'll be known as the Tulsa Ranch Dipper's promotion partner with a local Italian eatery specializing in pizza and wings.

46:37Unless that's a terrible idea. And it's all just made up because I hate ranch dressing. Story number two. A follow up to the Donna Kelsey home improvement story. Apparently it was all all the improvements for a Netflix show. Dream home makeover. She's going to be appearing. Oh my god. The new windows and doors and story number three. One of the most talked about outfits of the 2026 winter Olympics was the bright orange speed skating suit worn by a Dutch star during her record setting run there in Milan, Cortina. And the outfit went viral. And now a superfan has spent $230,000 in auction to buy that same. Orange speed skating suit. All right. We're going to quick. Daniel one two or three. Daniel quickly. One. Andrew one two or three. Andrew. The true one or not true one. All right. Mark one two or three. Mark.

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