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2:00Absolutely Genius. Big league reliability for any business. That's Genius. Here we go. It's our number four. And another big name has been fired in the NFL. What's the credibility index on this Patriot narrative that Stefan Diggs was released for? Salary cap reasons. We'll analyze that. Also, who's on the prowl? To add wide receiver, Stefan Diggs in free agency. And in addition, in Cleveland, Miles Garrett got his ninth speeding ticket. Is this a problem for the Browns to solve? Or will they just shrug it off and ignore all of those speeding tickets? We'll talk about that. And more right now, zone in. Have a great Thursday, this fifth day of March. Here it is, our number four. Well, it turns out you cannot dig it anymore. At least not there. Welcome in the beginning of another hour of the Ben Mallor Show.
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5:14Stefan Diggs was gonna stick around with the Patriots another year, you are a loser. He was fired. Now the NFL Fires coaches, they don't ever say that Players are fired. They used a soft term. They say they got released, but they get fired, right? Patriots say Diggs was released because of Cat casualty and all that, so that's the storyline. Diggs More likely is PR people. His PR people posted a message on his Instagram story saying thank you for a hell of a year. We family forever All right, good deal. That is the jumping off point. Let us discuss the question What does the Malor credibility index show on the Patriots narrative that Stefan Diggs was, quote, released for salary cap reasons?
6:14So I have the garbage disposal belagio and a pus-filled thumb And we will combine all of these things together and we are going to make a soggy burrito filled with GABA GOOL. That's what we're going to do. Now to lead off here How low can you go? How low can you go? Let's stop pretending. Now we knew the moment we knew that Diggs was done with the Patriots. It was a couple weeks ago at the combine when the general manager of the Patriots and Mike Vrable got in front of the media and they were Yeah, and yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, and when it came to Stefan Diggs That little weasel GM of the Patriots is I'm we're not going to talk about individual players after he just did a sermon about Christian Gonzalez and Drake May and some other people, but when it came to Stefan Diggs, we're not going to talk about individual players
7:20That was the moment right there. That was it Yeah, and getting rid of players for salary cap reasons. I'm going to die on this mountain I'm going to die on this mountain getting rid of players for salary cap reasons is the oldest trick in the NFL playbook the salary cap is the garbage disposal of Excuses you got some leftover Spaghetti got a little leftover salmon right there something stinks Just put it in the garbage disposal put some water in there and then turn and flip the switch and then grind it up Grind it out, right? And hey, by the way, this just in to the to the bell master the salary cap thing doesn't work because if you're a good player Good players cost money That's the point right if a guy helped you win if you felt Stefan Diggs was a force multiplier and helps you win You'd pay him you'd keep him you'd figure it out teams juggle the cap like circus clouds Every single you juggle juggle juggle the the chiefs are doing it they're manipulating the cap moving some stuff around getting rid of certain players to keep all their players the Rams do it
8:29The Eagles They treat that like monopoly money and suddenly the New England Patriots they can't afford to fund days the point it give me a break Of course they can't afford to fund digs And it's like they just treat you like you're a bunch of idiots just say listen to guys no good anymore and that's it It's not about the money because it's for the alert it ain't about the money And it's about Mike Vrable and the people that are there looking at digs Like he's a used party bus you have some good memories there, but the check engine lights on And the transmissions about to fall out so it's not very useful. He's gonna be 33 before next season which is pretty young and real real life But in sports it's Past your prime and Vrable clearly thinks the headlights are dimming They didn't dump Stefan digs because of the cap they dumped him because they think That the gas tank is heading towards empty and they want an upgrade and there's also some baggage and When Stefan digs is like hey, listen
9:32We family we family forever. Well, he's he can't really leave New England Right away as he still has a court date. He's facing felony strangulation and other criminal charges We'll see if those charges get dropped, but as of now the personal chef Which claim she claimed he didn't pay her and then he went and decided to Chokers I mean I read a couple different versions of what happened I don't know I went there, but the digs has pleaded not guilty to those charges that we back in court Next month all right furthermore keeping the can you dig it theme going here The question who's on the prow now this Stefan digs has been let go so who's on the prowl In free agency trying to get their hands on Stefan digs. So the answer if this was a kitchen And you're the cook and you know how you've got the it's a big stove. So you've got the the three front burners And then you get the three in the back. He's on the back there
10:35He's the back burner guy And the NFL's looking at Stefan digs at this point They're not smiling. They're giving a polite little golf clap Nobody is stampeding the cattle through the salon doors To get their hands on Stefan digs. They're not right. It's not happening. This is not 2020 Stefan digs This is the clearance clearance rack At the barsto outlet mall version of Stefan digs And for those that just look from a distance you're like okay He's still a viper. No, he's not a viper. Maybe off the field, but not on the field not nice name stitching But that you know he bought that thing it was at the outlet mall. I don't know how good it is and digs is still It's a pretty good Root or route runner He used to be called Michelangeloan with cleats the way he would Run routes, but regardless again bring up the age thing And the baggage
11:35You realize he's got more baggage than a cross-country American Airlines flight And it's just man And he you can't keep him for more than just a little bit Right and he's not the big play guy that he was that's gone. He can You can do the slants and the outs and the check downs. He'll catch passes on that. He's acquired a acquired taste It's kind of like those people that microwave fish In the break room We call them schmucks, but some people I guess like the smell of that. I don't think there's any fish that you can microwave that would smell good I don't think it's possible. I think there's something in the fish where you where you nuke it with a microwave and that's it Anyway, you can have digs for one season Right one season and then You'll need some baking soda some coffee grounds to try to eliminate the smell
12:36And clean that up clean that up. What is my evidence on that digs is like the belagio deck of cards You shuffle the deck of cards you deal with deck of cards you pass the cards around He's now heading towards Stefan digs four by four territory Four by four territory that's an in and out four by four four burgers four slices of cheese Heading now to what will be his fourth Assuming this legal stuff goes away his fourth NFL team In four years remember the temper tantrum and buffalo He went to the Texans. They spent he spent one year there. They said that we're good We don't want you back and then to the Patriots they got to the Super Bowl They're like oh, okay, and now he's gonna try to find a mystery team to prepare to battle for a mystery team So who actually wants them as a distant relative of no stardomus and friend of no stardinis well former friend of no stardinis keep an eye on The chargers They love guys that have an injury history and are a little older though
13:39I would say the Broncos are also looking for wide receiver help the 49ers are sniffing around as well And you can never discount the Titans where receivers go to finish up their career and never be heard from Again So those are all possibilities and the Patriots are they're throwing out a lot of propaganda In the Boston media their useful idiots in the Boston media They're gonna go out and get a j brown or this guy appears from the colds They're gonna make a big move and they should I hope that's accurate I'll believe it when I sit behind this microphone and we are talking about the Patriots making a movie to go get a j brown There's a history between Mike Vrable and AJ Brown He's not happy in Philadelphia. That's the guy you get now last thing we now go To the DMV that's right hot talk rising up from the DMV Well, it's actually more the courthouse but the traffic citations
14:42Cleveland Browns heavy weight star the man that put up all those empty numbers on a terrible Cleveland Browns team miles Garrett Was issued a another citation for speeding now. I don't really Care that much normally about the speeding story and we talked about these in the past with miles Garrett And typically as I guess and this is not a major infraction That's not I think most People that drive don't go exactly the speed limit and if you do You're a douche all right You got to go with the flow of traffic and typically the flow of traffic Unless it's rush hour you're going a lot faster So miles Garrett is an extreme case if you've not been following that why would you You know a browns and there's you would admit to it if you were miles Garrett that is his ninth citation Nine tickets since he entered the NFL in 2017 so that's some average of one of your
15:45And he was clocked originally it was at 94 and a 70 but now they say it was over a hundred miles an hour Over a hundred miles an hour So the question Our miles Garrett the NFL sacked king our miles Garrett's nine speeding tickets a problem That needs to be addressed for the browns or will they just shrug and ignore them So So miles Garrett we're talking about sonic the hedgehog here out driving around warp speed Like he's late and he's with a woman who's about to give birth and he's trying to get to the emergency room I mean that is that is next level and Remember in was it four years ago Three or four years ago he flipped over his Porsche and Yeah, and it was it was pretty gnarly and nasty accident and all that stuff and He was able to come back with some bumps and bruises and he didn't kill anyone and all that and now he holds the NFL record for
16:52documented speeding violations at least in the in recent times in the NFL but as far as Cleveland come on They got nothing else They got nothing else on that roster Shreder Sanders stinks They hired some jabroni as the coach. They don't have anything. This is all they got That's it. They got one guy miles Garrett. That's it. So they'll just give the Cleveland yon Through the old yon and the stretch and the shoulder shrug and all that As long as miles Garrett delivers 20 sacks a year You could I'm telling the way this works As long as he's the guy that he impact guy all pro player he could drive a fighter jet a literal Millage Air Force fighter jet down i71 there and they they just ask if it If he was able to make it to practice that's all that matters now I don't own a car that can go fast enough to reach a net level. I don't
17:53I so I don't have the foggyest idea what that's like if I did I would think what's the point of getting a car That can drive that fast if you're not going to occasionally Late at night go for a spin and see just how fast you can go but I got told I've talked to him for the past but Years ago. I got pulled. Oh, I got ticket and the the cop cool guys are this So I was and he says as long as you drive 79 and under you're you're fine So I say okay, so I just drive 79 and that's it and then that that's sometimes not the highway when it the Speed limit 75 I make a little faster than that, but that's about it And I've since then I've only gotten one ticket that was in Minnesota doesn't count the cop was about 12 years old So you know, he didn't know what he was doing bad job by him But anyway, we activated the maler think take so I have a solution the Cleveland Browns This is uns didn't ask me, but if they want to hire me I will take a consulting Kawai Leonard like job. I am willing to do that
18:54So here is the maler think tank solution Now here we go, all right Miles needs to stop driving the exotic magnets All right driving these 200 300 thousand dollar cars You stand out like an infected pus filled thumb For every cop in Ohio and everywhere else. So if you want to disappear By a white Toyota Camry That is the most I don't popular I don't know if it's popular, but they sell the most of them There's more of those on the road. I believe then and I think the Camry there's more of those on the road than any other car That in the F-150 the Ford truck the the ultimate camel flage Is to blend in that suburban Wallpaper now if that fails If you can't help yourself. I don't know how fast a Toyota Camry can go, but if that fails you
19:54Then contact Michael Jordan Over at NASCAR and see if they have some old restrictor plates And you can do some restrictor plates there and choke that engine down before you become a A casualty If you will, but he can afford the tickets. He can afford the insurance So as long as he didn't kill anyone And then and he's getting numbers. That's it. We're good. You know, that's where we are It is the Ben Mallor Show if you'd like to be part 877 99 on Fox. That's 877 99 6 6 6 6 9 As we continue on here. We'll take your calls at 877 99 on Fox also on X at Ben Mallor That's at Ben Mallor. So it is one of the luxury sporting events in the world And we're going to tell you how you can get into this for under $20 We're not that far away from the world cup I'm going to tell you how you can get in there for 20 bucks
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26:13And you can interact with the live show right now on the phones at 877 99 on Fox Can also Say hello on x we read a lot of comments on there send Questions in hashtag nothing. It's just at Ben Mather M-A-L-L-E-R and Lorraine is available. She's the FSR tech queen. What up, Bill No talking and Cooper loop at a Bronco fan that's a Bronco fan Your comments can and will be used against you In the court of sports radio So I thought this I thought I was interesting though the world cup is coming up here Not big soccer people will pretend like we like soccer when the world cups going on because that's a big deal And people will be watching it and we like to be part of it's broadcasting not narrow casting So people have complained a lot about how there is a tremendous price gouging
27:16Going on for the world cup and the the common person that the the layperson cannot go to the world cup for example the Final is in New Jersey the FIFA World Cup and the tickets for that You can get for anywhere from four thousand dollars To almost nine thousand dollars. That's what FIFA's charging From about nine thousand to a little over four thousand but that's the final of the world cup What have I told you you can get tickets for under seventeen dollars Obviously not the final game however In order to use the tickets you're going to have to fly to Mexico Yeah, yeah Tickets went on sale this week for games in the world cup There are matches coming up here later this month the world cup because I didn't realize that quick but March 26 and 31st
28:17And Guadalajara and Monterey Mexico And tickets for that For the game on March 26 if you can make it there on March 26 and Guadalajara For two hundred pesos. That's eleven dollars and thirty cents You can watch the match up there and then for three hundred pesos which is about seventeen dollars You can get to the March 31st match So if you just I don't know how much it costs to fly there. I don't know where you are but you can fly to See the teams and this includes teams from Jamaica Bolivia and Congo Among all those among other teams so what So great to you I'll bet you you can go from wherever you are fly into Guadalajara or Monterey, Mexico And stay at the nicest hotel As long as you avoid the cartel and you stay at a nice hotel you have amazing food
29:17And see a game and you'll still spend less than four thousand dollars You you buy that yeah, all right, let's go to the phones and we'll say hello to Let's go to Andrea who's in Berkeley the astrology insiders. We are still feeling the afterglow Of that cosmic event this week It's been a little wild and crazy. Hello, Andrea welcome Are you if I was any better? I'd be a Rogers, but not Aaron Rogers because he says he's been forced out of his As humble Malibu home by the paparazzi Yeah, I heard that. I mean Talk about you know such problems. We should all have problems like that. But I understand that said You know, I had a look at his forks astrology again to get an idea of this whole You know mysterious wife and he's as agitarious. He's got that, you know, free-spirited energy He's December 2nd
30:181983, but he has moved in Scorpio and you know Lorena and Coop Scorpios is an heir of mystery there So he's definitely keeping things private Secretive hard to kind of figure out and read And he's born 250 p.m. Chico, California Believe it or not. He is torus rising. So something keeps him grounded because it's certainly not the Sagittarius free spirit vibe What's real interesting is a colleague of mine is his astrologer And she said he actually really guessed the appearance at one of her astrology lectures So he has a astrology tattoo Did you know that? Yeah, well, I think you had mentioned in the past. So he got that going for him. Yeah Well, he did reveal a little bit. He gave some clues He claims he met his in quotes wife back in 2017 and He said she would make comments like she would never live in green bed
31:20Oh, she's not a public person and all that stuff and then I guess he claimed that she lives overseas or something Right, I mean that's Well, she doesn't live no Andrew. She doesn't live in the United States as possible. She lives outside the Milky Way That's outside the United States outside the Milky Way that would that could happen possibly And astrology and astrology and he says he uses it to help understand the personalities of the people he plays with So he said he said she she moved back across the pond so That seems like a good relationship that he lives in You know, wherever I'm just in California. He moved to Tennessee or whatever but she's somewhere else now cross the pole He needs a lot of space being a Sagittarius bed He hit the nail on the head, Sagittarius of preschools They need a lot of freedom a lot of space. They don't want to be tied down. So even in a relationship
32:24It's not surprising that a Sagittarius would like to travel Or make you know, I wonder how common I remember when I was a when I was a kid I'd watch sitcoms and the The actors would sleep in different beds You know the man and the woman and all that was sleep in different beds and then I saw I saw some video Bob Bob hope this old entertainer is home in Oh, yeah, I remember him and Bob Hope and his wife didn't they they had separate bedrooms. I was like wow I don't know. I thought that was just on TV, but apparently that's a thing. I guess. I don't know Oh, yeah, I think it really you know Chains and evolved and people do need more freedom and they're more comfortable saying so So again, um, I'd really like to know her birth date because that would say a lot Well, you want to know her birth date? I want to know if she's real or not and what she looks like. That's what I want to know That's the information I want right there That we'd like some little more information on but yeah, again He's sad with the Scorpio moon free spirit aid and very private very secretive very mysterious
33:28I just found an article I wrote about his astrology for the athletic a couple years ago And the ayahuasca journey that someone mentioned on your show There's been a lot. Yes, there's been a lot going on Well, well, let's leave it there Andrea some other people on that, but thank you so much the great Andrea Virgo in service on X there As she will keep track of everything they were their farm rooms all menac All right, let's keep it going. Let's say hello to Mike and boss and breaking news breaking news from Mike and boss And I cannot wait to hear what this breaking news is hello Mike and boss and welcome Hello, bad house everybody doing If I was any better, I'd be Scott, but not blind Scott Oh, well This is from many sources really reliable sources that is it is okay to live outside of Boston Okay, cool. Can you send that out on social media? It is okay to live outside
34:29I I kid you not right now. I'm actually dashing I'm doing dashing. Yeah, and what are people what are people buying breakfast right now? What are they buying this out? Listen, listen right now. I am picking up a vibrator I kid you not Yeah, so you got where you go like this The sex shop and then you pick that up and no, no, no, they're closed. You know the CVS So this some okay, and she Okay, and well, you know, that's the way to do it. I guess that's the All right, there it is breaking news a That's for a man or woman. I don't know whatever, you know, whatever floats your boat I don't know the name the name if you go either way. No, okay. All right. Well, somebody wants Yeah
35:29Okay, I don't know what you want to Well, that's one way to do it, you know, if you're too shy to go buy it yourself Wouldn't you just have it like on Amazon? I guess you well, that's quicker door dashes That's quicker. I one of my relatives does door dash stuff and I was surprised how much of it's not just like delivering Delivering food. There's There's other jobs that people pay you to get it pay you to do like to wait online They'll pay you to wait online. It's certain things and so that's wild. What? Yeah, I didn't even know you could do that I thought like why would I didn't know that was the thing all right Let's go back to the phones get that dump-button ready lucky Tony Is up next on the bedmallow show. Hello lucky Tony Hey, Ben, what did I say when the cop asked why I have a bat on my feet? I don't know Because I'm Jose fucking can say go. Thanks, Ben Yeah, I'll say hello to Mike the leprechaun who's next hello. You'll hear the podcast if you want to hear that Mike the leprechaun
36:33What's going on Mike? Was I supposed to dump that? Yeah, if you want to keep your job if not, I don't care Breaking news breaking news. I'm on You can don't you that don't that's his material. You don't want to use his material. That was that was his material That was Mike. I said But what anyway, I'm a Scorpio. I love the The game in Foxboro in March, Brazil and France and the the cheapest ticket is 500 bucks Yeah, so why don't you fly down to Guadalajara? You could see a game in the world. No, I have no intention I'm going to I'm getting ready for St. Patrick's Day I do love the Eagles. I do like Andreas calls Um RIP Is in St. Patrick's Day just like an American thing, right? Isn't that like that? No, no, no, no Well, that to begin with, yes, obviously it's a natural holiday a religious holiday, but now it's more Um, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway my the black Irishman was the disaster today
37:41Um my kids are Oh wait, so you think the black Irishman who called up completely hammered And woke up his daughter in the middle of the night to say hello to us was a bad call That's an interesting take that's an interesting Yeah, no, I wasn't He was snuckered snuckered it's like it's like um Ghostbusters who he is on a call Then now or so my kids don't have a liberaletic kind of kids shut up Parties my god. Anyway, my kids don't have a athletic born on their body They do gymnastics and dance and drama and music. So here my kid made the scene last night the contribution with the ukulele. Let me set go Is this is this happening Not anymore. Thank you. Okay
38:44My god Maybe that guy in Texas is right, you know what cool maybe that guy's right I mean seriously like you know Let's just have him host the show. Well, we'll get get him online coop. We'll have Tom from Texas host the show No All right Well, I was gonna do this whole tabloid thing. I don't know if I'm in the mood to uh to do it that jack you's I'll do it So jack you say Olympic hero jack you's Star All right wrapped himself in the flag red, white and blue the Olympics and all that So it's now been confirmed He's dating someone named Tate McRae. She famous in my school. Yeah, she's famous really. No, we don't do some so excited Oh, why why is he famous? I just love celebrity couples, you know because it's when pop culture and sports comes together It's when my two worlds mesh, so I'm able to talk about more things
39:47Yes, Tate McRae is a very talented artist. How old is she? I don't know that maybe 23 Google in early 20s. Yeah, she's really 20s. Why is she's a singer? Yeah, she but she's also she used to be like a gymnast and stuff She's so she's super flexible she can actually dance so she's multi-talented She can sing and dance. Oh She's 22. I'm pretty good 22. Yeah, you should go check her out. You would be impressed I mean, yeah, you know if I heard any of her songs, I mean you you probably have not Maybe I'm not why I feel like that's a shot at me. I feel like that's a shot at me. It might be Yeah, you just don't listen to a lot of new music. She's a Canadian right? Is she Canadian says that she's a Canadian singer That makes sense. Yeah Canadians are very talented, but he's like mr. America now. Jack you He's dating a Canadian girl, but it's a Canadian sports. So maybe that's why I know, but he's a mr. America though He's wrapped himself in the flag. Come on He can wrap her in that flag. I love the tabloids here. The renders are well, uh, you know, he uh, he picked up on
40:53Jack used the hockey player picked up on tape McRae slid into the DMs That's just not how that works these days like that. So everyone does right? All right Well, you think you met her at a bar somewhere? Anyway, all right. It is the Ben Mallor Show. We're gonna have fact or fiction. We'll get to that if you'd like to be one of our judges call right now 877 99 on Fox. That's 877 9966369. We'll get to that. We will do it next Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in the nation catch all of our shows at Fox Sports Radio.com And within the iHart radio app search fsr to listen live Hey, it's Jonas Knox. How do you know when a business is running really well? Check out is fast Customers are happy and everything feels in sync. That's what genius from global payments delivers flawless operations that hold up even during your busiest rushes But don't take their word for it. Genius has been pressure tested in some of the most manning settings in the world
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46:06On the band-malar show All right, let's do it here we go time now for some fun and let's welcome in our celebrity panel of judges on fact your fiction We'll give you three stories figure out which of the three is not true separating fiction from fact We say hello to Frank and I will Frank to tank hello Frank Hey, we're going to build new it What's going on Frank you Frank you ready to do this? Yes Yeah, back in the wild. Yeah, all right. Hold on Frank Scott is in the Commonwealth. Hello Scott Hey, Ben. How you doing? Hi, Lorraine. Hey Ben. There's a guy by the name of Steve He's listening right now. I'm assuming he's an educator of young children Hey Steve, can you say hi to me please? Well, you know, we don't do shout-out so I hope Steve understands. I can't do a shout-out to him You know, Scott I would love to say hello to Steve and that's very important work helping the next generation But I cannot say hello to him as much as I would love to say hello to your friend. I cannot
47:08So hold on Scott We have Rick in Maryland rick's famous on the show. Hello, Rick Good morning time I guess step on things got more Yeah, yeah, well you can you can say that you can say you can say that Jeff is in Calgary. Hello Jeff. Welcome What's going on, but you can be one of my judges. All right, stay right there Here we go three stories figure out which of the three is not true Well, the Atlanta Hawks have apparently rescheduled magic city night For March 16th where they have scheduled for March 16th they host the The magic there in Atlanta the event paying tribute to one of the city's most famous strip clubs Team described as a cultural institution And I think Rob Parker is trying to think he's trying to get down there for that there And there's gonna be all kinds of rap music and you name it there lemon pepper wings all of that fame
48:10I guess magic city's famous for that story number two former Arizona Cardinal defensive end Robert Kim Dichy was arrested last week after a police officer saw him walking out of a store smuggling Groceries in his sweat pants Apparently he attempted to steal frozen grocery items candy bars and almond milk Wow, yeah, it was not arrested for shoplifting, but for having outstanding warrants That's not good and story number three Olympic gold medal figure skater Alyssa Lou is having her moment following her appearance on the tonight show early This week it was announced that she will host an episode of Saturday night live Letters month that will make her only the fourth Olympian to host the show. All right. Those are the three stories Which one is not true one two or three frank and Iowa one two or three Frankie All right, you're going with two. Thank you Scott in the Commonwealth one two or three Scott I'm number one Number one and Rick and Marilyn Rick
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